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Right, so I'm Cal. I can play the piano, guitar, and saxophone. And I've got an unhealthy obsession with Maximum Ride and Teddy Geiger (That picture you see here is from Teddy's facebook fan page). But, more importantly, Fang :D He's amazing. Even though he's not real. sigh I wish he were mine. XP I mean, don't you wish that the whole flock was real? It's like a dream, and they'd all be your best friends! And I always thought that Teddy should play Fang...

AHEM!! Anyways...

There is nothing I love more than writing. Sometimes it's just nice to build off ideas other people have come up with. My thinking is that sometimes you just gotta be open minded, so whatever suggestions you got, don't hesitate. All I ask you to do is to critique nicely and I'll do the same for you. I read all reviews that I get for all of my stories too, so if you've got something to say, then say it because I'm not scared to reply. And I'm always looking for a good read, so if you've got a story you're writing, or you know a story, don't hesitate to tell me either. Thanks for reading, and enjoy!

Max Ride Quotes!

"I know everything, as I continue to remind you." -Fang

"I love Nudge, I really do. But that motor mouth of her's could have turned mother Theresa into an Axe murderer" - Max from Maximum Ride

"Yes! Freaks RULE!" ~Fang

"Fang! This is a huge break! Of course we should go check it out!"
"But we're grounded."
stare at each other for a second and burst out laughing ~Max and Fang

"I look like prep school Barbie. looks at Max Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's friend." ~Nudge

"Captain, like the captain of a ship. And then Terror, you know, T-E-R-O-R." ~Gasman

"You...are...a...fridge...with wings. We're...freaking...ballet...dancers." ~Fang

"Fang, Fang, Fang. I love you. I love you sooo much." "Oh, jeez." ~Max and Fang

"Pick a tree. I'll go carve our initials in it." ~Fnick

"Because all you mad, evil scientists sit around whipping up batches of Pillsbury's finest during your coffee breaks." ~Max

"I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan!" -Iggy

"Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony." ~Iggy

"Fang? Are you - like Max?"
"Nope. I'm the smart one." ~Dr. Martinez and Fang

"Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." ~Fang

"Oh yeah,'cause Fang is all about the wordy sharing of feelings." ~Max

"'Iggy, this is not a democracy," I said understanding his fear but not being able to do anything about it. "It's a Maxocracy.'"-From Max Ride: The Angel Experiment

"Ok, so that did me in. Mr. Rock being all emotional? Expressing feelings?..., total flock hug, and I put my head on Fang's shoulder and cried."- Max, MR4

"The one thing I really can't stand is when Max and the others are in pain or upset. Not upset as in angry or teed off, 'cause God knows if that got to me I'd be totally out of luck." -Fang

"I let my jaw drop open, looking from him to Fang and back, and then Iggy was smiling huge in a way he never does, and Fang was grinning in a way he hardly ever does, and I felt like skipping around like a ballerina, which i promise you, I never, ever do." -Max, MR4

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.

Copy and Paste this if you're a writer.

Other Random Stuff:

Guess what...I ran with scissors, and lived!

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And ran to save the two dead boys.
And if you don't believe it's true,

Sometimes I may forget to say I love you,
but I never forget to feel it.

If I had a penny for every time I fell in love
with someone as amazing as you,
I would have exactly one cent.

Everyone thinks she is so beautiful.
They have no idea that every night she
cries for the one person that doesn't care.

go ahead tell me all your lies
& don't forget to add
that you love me.

it's not about the amount of friends you have
it's about how many you can trust.

you cant change the past
but you can ruin the present
by worrying about the future.

life doesn't hurt until you think about
how much things have changed, who
you've lost along the way, and about
how much was your fault

i DiDNT WANT T0 ADMiT iT; iT WAS EASiER T0 LiE
& HiDE THE HURT & EMPTiNESS, T0 SMiLE iNSTEAD OF CRY.

the hardest part of a breakup is having to go through your notebooks
scratch out his name a hundred times

and its like theres a fuckin' sign over my heart
that says, "STAB HERE"

as much as I enjoy the concept of being "just friends,"
in reality, it's a bizarre form of torture.

i swear some people;
must live on drama.
'cause some people;
can't go a day without starting it.

those who cry
are stronger than those
who hold their feelings inside.

You don't realize how strong a person is until
you see them at their weakest moment

no one can lie to their heart
no matter how hard you try

it's kind of hard to be with someone,
when deep down you know you're still
in love with someone else.

You took for granted
all the times
I never let you down.

"Just Friends" was always a lie between you and me.

Many tears in the heart never reach the eyes...

the past is annoying, showing up in everybody's words, every
song you hear, every block you walk; but you never want to get
rid of it because at one point, it was where you wanted to be

& i'm sorry if you think i'm wrong but you can't
blame me; the boy is gorgeous.

So go open your curtains
Open the windows
Crank your music up high
Slip on something sexy
And find your true love.

she swears the moon don't hang
quite as high as it used to, & she only
sleeps when it's raining, and she
screams and her voice is straining

your eyes spell out hearbreak,but i don't comprehend, im sinking
deeper into your black hole of sin.

we never thought we'd get so
troubled we could never think that
much. it should never get this bad.

you preach about waiting for love.
well, here it is right in front of you.
& you're going to turn your back on it,
so that makes you a hypocrite.

so talk down to me again,
remind me how pathetic i am,
and how perfect you are.

sometimes i sit and think about
yesterday, of all those simple words
that i didn't even say. i just sit back
and wonder why, everything is just
bought and sold, and why everyone
listens to what they're told.

i hate it when my cell rings
& your name doesn't show
i hate it when i hear our song
it kills me long and slow
i hate the way you stil smile at me
even though she's by your side
i hate the nights when i'm all alone
and all the times i've cried
i hate the way you say my name
or just the way you look
but mostly; i hate the way i'll never hate you.

it's like lighting candles in the rain
sometimes life can be a pain,
but don't give up without a fight.

& i can't stop thinking about what
would have happened if we hadn't
given up on each other...

theres a song blaring in her
headphones, it reminds her
of a boy who used to care.

he asked me if i was alright
i looked at him, speechless
"yeah" i said. then i thought
about it, i looked in his eyes
as minefilled with tears "no".

A shot to kill the pain,
A pill to drain the shame,
A purge to stop the gain,
A cut to break the vein,
A smoke to ease the crave,
A drink to win the game;
an addiction's an addiction
because it always hurts the same

Copy THIS onto Your Profile Stuff...

you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile and write your name: MysticalPearl, MaxWing,sk8rchickmax,BlackwingRainbowtips. MyNameIsCAL

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, MysticalPearl,MaxWing,sk8rchickmax,Blackwingsrainbowtips, MyNameIsCAL

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you think Max and Fang should get together now copy and paste this into your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

If you're absoloutely, uncrontollably in love with Fang, copy this into your profile

If you've ever imagined killing off a fictional character to steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this in your profile

If James Patterson needs to get it all together, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessively, uncontrolably, in love with Fang, post this in your profile

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you read Maximum Ride School's Out - Forever in under 5 hours copy this into your profile.

If you read Maximum Ride Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports in under two hours, copy this into your profile.
If you read all the Maximum Ride books in under 5 hours, copy this into your profile.

If you have/ wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you have the release date of MR3, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports marked on your calendar, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh re-reading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization.

If you hate pasting stuff, suck it up and paste this anyway!

If you think rainbows are wonderful, post this in your profile.

If you think Max and Fang should just get over themselves and get together already, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog), and you don’t care, copy and paste this is your profile.

If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

If you are a Maximum Ride Fanatic, put this on your profile.

If you think Fang is a stud, put this on your profile.

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

If you are obsessively, uncontrolably, in love with Fang post this in your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If your view on Maximum Ride is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe that fictional characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you solemnly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessively, uncontrolably, in love with Fang, post this in your profile

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, flyaway111, MyNameIsCAL