MyNameIsCAL

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since	: 04-13-08, id: 1550976, Profile Updated: 03-30-12
country	: USA

Author has written 38 stories for Maximum Ride, and Van Helsing.

Max Ride Quotes!

"I know everything, as I continue to remind you." -Fang

"I love Nudge, I really do. But that motor mouth of her's could have turned mother Theresa into an Axe murderer" - Max from Maximum Ride

"Yes! Freaks RULE!" ~Fang

"Fang! This is a huge break! Of course we should go check it out!"
"But we're grounded."
stare at each other for a second and burst out laughing ~Max and Fang

"I look like prep school Barbie. looks at Max Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's friend." ~Nudge

"Captain, like the captain of a ship. And then Terror, you know, T-E-R-O-R." ~Gasman

"You...are...a...fridge...with wings. We're...freaking...ballet...dancers." ~Fang

"Fang, Fang, Fang. I love you. I love you sooo much." "Oh, jeez." ~Max and Fang

"Pick a tree. I'll go carve our initials in it." ~Fnick

"Because all you mad, evil scientists sit around whipping up batches of Pillsbury's finest during your coffee breaks." ~Max

"I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan!" -Iggy

"Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony." ~Iggy

"Fang? Are you - like Max?"
"Nope. I'm the smart one." ~Dr. Martinez and Fang

"Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." ~Fang

"Oh yeah,'cause Fang is all about the wordy sharing of feelings." ~Max

"'Iggy, this is not a democracy," I said understanding his fear but not being able to do anything about it. "It's a Maxocracy.'"-From Max Ride: The Angel Experiment

"Ok, so that did me in. Mr. Rock being all emotional? Expressing feelings?..., total flock hug, and I put my head on Fang's shoulder and cried."- Max, MR4

"The one thing I really can't stand is when Max and the others are in pain or upset. Not upset as in angry or teed off, 'cause God knows if that got to me I'd be totally out of luck." -Fang

"I let my jaw drop open, looking from him to Fang and back, and then Iggy was smiling huge in a way he never does, and Fang was grinning in a way he hardly ever does, and I felt like skipping around like a ballerina, which i promise you, I never, ever do." -Max, MR4

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1. Aftermath » reviews
Angel and Fang's flock is dead. The flock fails to cope together and go separate ways and Fang and Iggy surprisingly find love. But tragedy will bring them together, and the only way out is to come together again. Figgy, alternating POVs: Ig, Gazzy, Max
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,468 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-2-13 - Published: 12-28-11 - Iggy & Fang

2. If It Weren't For You » reviews
Max is pregnant w/ Fang's kid but they realize they don't love each other. He's struggling on the road to recovery but can her friend Iggy save Fang from his darkness? And the three might learn a few things from the mess. Alt.POVs Fang,Max,Iggy. Figgy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,090 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 3-6-13 - Published: 8-8-11 - Fang & Iggy

3. Love at Last Sight » reviews
Things are taking off for the flock years after Max's death. Fang is still a little stuck in the past, but can Iggy, who got his eyesight back, show him there's more to life now? Perhaps Iggy's days of seeing are numbered too. Figgy
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,696 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 2-2-13 - Published: 7-6-12 - Iggy & Fang

4. Love is Blind » reviews
Fang's relationship with Max doesn't feel right anymore and Iggy's been on his mind too much lately. He fights with himself to choose:Will it be Max or Iggy? As high school ends and college starts, Fang must decide. This is a serious story. FAX and FIGGY!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 58,349 - Reviews: 392 - Updated: 1-3-13 - Published: 2-13-10 - Fang & Iggy

5. Until the World Ends » reviews
As part of an evil scheme,Jeb and Dylan turn Fang into a drug addict. Max ends up falling for Dylan. Fang's going to fight for Max until the world ends. With Angel's help, can he reveal the truth and win Max and the flock back over before it's too late?
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,062 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 12-21-12 - Published: 10-8-11 - Fang

6. Coffee and Cigarettes » reviews
Iggy is miserable seeing the flock happy, including Fang who seemingly abandoned them to live the good life. But an unexpected offer from Fang open's Iggy's eyes and he realizes that they just might be the key to each other's happiness. Iggy's POV; Figgy
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,558 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 12-17-12 - Published: 10-10-11 - Iggy & Fang

7. For All It Was Worth » reviews
The flock bands together one last time to stop the Doomsday Group's world takeover. Will they succeed? And what happened to Angel? In the end, was it all worth it? Plus, Max chooses between Fang and Dylan. Max's POV, Fang's POV
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,965 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 11-27-12 - Published: 2-27-12 - Fang & Max

8. Our Eyes » reviews
Fang's been disowned by his family and is living with his best friend Max in a NY apartment. After a bad break up, he's looking for love again and meets Iggy in a coffee shop. Will Fang find happiness finally? Or will misfortune strike again? Figgy
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,974 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 8-20-12 - Published: 1-22-12 - Fang & Iggy

9. Blood » reviews
Fang disappears, leaving Max distraught. But when she finds him, he's plagued by scars and the memories of blood. The flock struggles to accept a damaged Fang, but Max knows that she can save him. FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,560 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 8-18-12 - Published: 10-8-11 - Fang & Max

10. Remember Me » reviews
Fang is the only one of the flock to survive a government brainwashing. He knows it's up to him to find the others and fix things. Meanwhile, Max can't shake the feeling hse knows the homeless man outside her apartment. Alt POVS Max and Fang
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,644 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 8-17-12 - Published: 10-10-11 - Fang & Max

11. The Eraser Plague » reviews
A plague that turns humans into erasers is sweeping the world. What happens when Fang gets hit by it? Can the flock save the world and him? Is this the end or the beginning? And is Jeb really on their side? Max's POV, FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,755 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8-17-12 - Published: 4-29-12 - Max & Fang

12. It's Not That Kind of Thing » reviews
After Iggy's death, Fang starts to lose himself. Despite not really wanting to get involved with Max, she may be the only one who can really save him. And will Dylan complicate things?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,818 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 7-6-12 - Published: 10-8-11 - Fang & Max

13. Let It Be Me » reviews
Iggy's feeling lost now that the rest of the flock seems to have their lives in order. But the person he least expected just may be the person who can turn things around. Iggle, yes, an interesting pairing.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-8-12 - Published: 10-8-11 - Iggy & Angel

14. Not Alone » reviews
Jeb abuses Max,kills Mom and Ella.Max enters an abuse rehab place,meeting Fang and his friends.Afraid Jeb will hurt her again,Max feels vulnerable.Fang makes her feel safe again and shows her she can move on.She shows him he can live life again.No wings.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 41,030 - Reviews: 448 - Updated: 4-8-12 - Published: 5-18-10 - Max & Fang

15. Silence » reviews
Five years since Max has seen the flock. The FBI finds them as survivors of a fire in a mental hospital and tells Max. They're broken and scarred for life,but Max knows she can find who they used to be. FAX and Niggy. Read the in depth summary in Ch1!
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 37,116 - Reviews: 310 - Updated: 4-8-12 - Published: 4-25-10 - Max & Fang

16. Because I Love You » reviews
Fang returns after 10 years to find Dylan and Max married with a son. He makes the best of his relationship with Max and her son,but realizes that he'll never be happy without them. And what happens when Dylan isn't the man Max thought he was? Fang's POV
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,441 - Reviews: 86 - Updated: 3-25-12 - Published: 1-18-11 - Fang & Max

17. The Runaways » reviews
What if Itex never existed?Fate can't be changed. They must meet and change each others lives. Their lives still lead them to each other in this alternate reality as they all still have something to run away from. Alternating POVs FAX and Niggy for once!
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 44,915 - Reviews: 317 - Updated: 9-2-11 - Published: 4-1-10

18. We Were Strangers in the Dark » reviews
In an alternate reality, Max and Fang find each other differently. With their new found wings, can they save the others who aren't so different from them, and stop Itex from taking over the world? Max's POV and FAX. Other flock members come in later.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,245 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 9-2-11 - Published: 12-24-10 - Max & Fang

19. Wingless » reviews
Fang gives up his wings to save the flock, but Dylan also proves himself hero as he helps to rescue Fang. Dylan tries to win an emotionally distressed Max over. Will Fang be able to help Max cope with his injury, or will he lose himself in his own pain?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,157 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 8-27-11 - Published: 3-21-11 - Fang & Max

20. I Love You, Maybe » reviews
Imagine if Max fell for Iggy instead of Fang. Fang is jealous, but keeps his feelings to himself mostly. When Max lets Fang move in to her apartment she shares with Iggy, emotions become mixed. Max's POV, Fang's POV. Miggy and Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,402 - Reviews: 88 - Updated: 2-21-11 - Published: 8-8-10 - Max

21. Meant to Be » reviews
Takes place after FANG. Fang returns and Dylan gets protective of Max. While Max doesn't want to hurt Dylan, her heart lies with Fang. And where has Angel disappeared to? Maybe things are more complicated than they seem. Fax, Niggy, and Dax if you squint.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,454 - Reviews: 86 - Updated: 2-20-11 - Published: 7-30-10 - Max

22. Second Chances? » reviews
Fang's suicide attempt landed him in a rehab program for 1 yr. Max divorced him but they still have a child to support. Can Fang win Max back? The world is crashing down around him and he must save the flock in order to save himself.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 57,488 - Reviews: 332 - Updated: 2-15-11 - Published: 11-21-09 - Fang & Max - Complete

23. Between Us » reviews
Jeb betrays the flock once again, leaving Fang for dead. Max cannot stand to watch Fang be in pain, but can she find a way to save him before it's too late? Max's POV...Fax!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,072 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 12-9-10 - Published: 9-15-10 - Max & Fang - Complete

24. Cheating Death » reviews
Angel sacrifices herself and gives her powers to Fang so he can save the flock from danger,but how long can he deal with it and then Max becomes the target of danger. How far will Fang go to keep cheating death for the he and the flock? Fax and Niggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25,408 - Reviews: 104 - Updated: 10-12-10 - Published: 5-8-10 - Fang & Angel

25. Stories of the Flock Through Music » reviews
A compilation of short stories with music. I thought it would be much nicer to put these little stories together. POVs will cycle through the flock. Each chapter is a story, so chapters are unrelated unless stated otherwise.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-16-10 - Published: 6-13-10

26. Lie Tonight » reviews
Angel destroyed Max and Fang's relationship and he wants nothing more than to get her back but it's too late as Sam and Max marry. Can he find a way to get Max? And what happens when she reveals a secret that could change everything? background Niggy
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,994 - Reviews: 117 - Updated: 9-11-10 - Published: 5-6-10 - Fang & Max - Complete

27. Living in Max's Shadow » reviews
Max died 5 yrs ago. The flock is moving on. The world no longer needs to be saved. Everything that was against the flock seemed to disappear. But Fang isn't ready to move on and feels very alone. Everyday is a struggle. He doesn't believe max is dead.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 54,409 - Reviews: 281 - Updated: 7-24-10 - Published: 9-11-09 - Complete

28. The Disbanded: Divided We Stand » reviews
Max and the others fail to rescue Angel and Nudge from Itex, tension splits them apart. Listen as each of the remaining members tell their own story. But soon they'll have to take one last stand together. FAX in later chapters.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 65,266 - Reviews: 203 - Updated: 7-16-10 - Published: 7-30-08 - Complete

29. Thunder: Back Through the Rain » reviews
After Max's mistake, Fang is scarred for life and he hates Max. Iggy desperately wants to hold the flock together, but finds himself becoming more involved with Max when she looks to him for comfort. Can Iggy save Max and help Fang cope with his pain?
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 25,213 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 5-25-10 - Published: 10-13-09 - Fang & Max - Complete

30. In and Out of Love » reviews
In a strained relationship, Fang is in a delicate position as Max's best friend. But Fang loves her, even though Max doesn't love him back. He watches her get hurt again and again and now he knows he save her. Fang's POV mostly. FAX later on, of course.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 162 - Updated: 4-16-10 - Published: 10-21-09 - Fang & Max - Complete

31. Shadows of the Flock » reviews
Max and remainders of the flock deal with the death of other flock members. If you're not interested in seeing flock members die, do not read. I'm serious. Nudge and Angel won't be the only ones gone at the end. There will be Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 33,958 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 10-31-09 - Published: 6-6-08 - Complete

32. Love, Pain, and Wings » reviews
Max,Fang, and the flock after The Final Warning. Max and Fang sort out their relationship along with the saving the world and staying away from the people who want them captured.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 72,149 - Reviews: 480 - Updated: 10-26-09 - Published: 4-15-08 - Complete

33. Through the Pouring Rain » reviews
Itex has created Erasers with a special saliva that makes the healing process painfully slow. When Fang is bitten by one of these erasers and sustains major knee damage, things start to spiral downward. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 22,194 - Reviews: 80 - Updated: 10-12-09 - Published: 6-14-08 - Complete

34. The Hardest Part reviews
This is during Maximum Ride: School's Out Forever. Max is confused about Sam, and is still in love with Fang too. She's a little angry at Fang that he's with Lissa. Well, it's just hard for Max. Max's POV. The song is "The Hardest Part" by Coldplay.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-18-08 - Complete

35. Fix You reviews
Itex is finally defeated, but of course, there are casualties. Fang and Max are the only ones left and here they are at the funeral for Iggy, Gazzy, Nudge, and Angel. The song is "Fix You" by Coldplay. Fang's POV.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-18-08 - Complete

36. What About Now reviews
It's been years since Fang has spoken to Max after leaving the flock, afraid that her wanting to save the world would destroy him. But he's found that he needs her and so he's been watching her everyday. Song is What About Now by Daughtry.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-6-08 - Complete

37. Stupid Boy reviews
Fang always loved Max like Max loved him, but he didn't understand what he had until it was gone. Told with Keith Urban's "Stupid Boy" song as a Songfic. One-Shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-18-08 - Complete

38. Old Scars reviews
A year after Princess Anna's death, Van Helsing still can't seem to move on, but the Knights of the Holy Order need him to continue his job to vanquish evil. Will he be able to move on? Forgive me because a new chapter is a long way down the road. Sorry
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-16-08

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