Three Facts about (or relating to) me:

1. I love writing.

2. I am a lady in my 20s (no really, its true!)

3. I am not a nerd.

4. I love writing.

Favorite one liners:

“… I pity the fool!”

“Quit your Jibba Jabba fool!”

“Shut up fool!”

Favorite one liners by people I actually know:

"It's like Wellington but warmer and there are less ugly people." - My friend describing the city of Nelson.

“It looks like it’s moving to me too, whether it actually is or not, I don’t know.” - My friend again, on a strange sign we were discussing.

Favorite Quotes:

"Today I dialed a wrong number... The other person said, "Hello?" and I said, "Hello, could I speak to Joey?"... They said, "Uh... I don't think so... he's only 2 months old." I said, "I'll wait."" Steven Wright

"Why should Revan be male? Because Leland Chee says so? Tell me, when you wake up in the morning and think about what to wear, do you ask Leland Chee? When you think about buying a new car, do you ask Leland Chee?" - My friend again, during a discussion we were having about Revan's gender (he's not a KotOR fan).

"If we hadn’t given them those first four touchdowns, it might have been different." High School Football Coach after 53-0 defeat

"Mulder: Do you realize how hard it is to fake your own death? Only one person has pulled it off, Elvis." The X-files

“Statement: But you said so yourself. You have just admitted your own weakness. You have just shown me your soft, meatbag-like underbellies, and said, ‘HK-47, please shoot me repeatedly there until I die.’" HK-47 in the cut HK factory, KotOR 2.

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I stopped reading." Henny Youngman

"If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?"

Favorite Books:

The Lord of the Rings trilogy is the best literary work in history but there are lots of other good books around too; Wilbur Smith, Tom Clancy, Greg Iles – some of my favorite writers.

Favorite Movies:

The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Star Wars – Ep 1,2,3 - Samuel L Jackson is the man! (apart from Mr. T) and of course 4,5,6, Pulp Fiction (who doesn’t love that movie?), the X Men movies, any movie based off a Tom Clancy book and definably The Road to Perdition. My worse movies of all time – Spider man 3, then 2, then 1 AND anything that has Tom Cruise, Steven Segal or Russel Crowe.

Favorite games:

Well it was the Final Fantasy series, which I thought to be the best in existence.. then I played Knights of the old Republic (and subsequently have become obsessed... though not in a nerd like way).

Game I resent the most:

Star Wars: The old Republic.

Well, actually, I've just watched a preview and it actually doesn't look too bad. I wish they'd done k3 instead though.

KOTOR 1 vs. KOTOR 2

Kotor one is awesome. K2 is like mostly awesome but not quite, It would definitely have helped if they'd finished it but also, it kind of takes itself a bit too seriously. K1 was slightly one dimensional.

My writing ambitions:

To insert a Mr. T likeness into every story I ever write. Which will be a lot. Hopefully.

Completed Projects:

Ashes of Redemption – a story about Bastila on a search to find Revan in a corrupt, not too canonical galaxy. It has been described as a weston style fic, I like that. Bastila’s emotional state is ambiguous, as is her allegiance, Revan, well, not sure what to say. Features telepathic worms and intentionally lame Sith jokes, not too much in the way of actual Sith however. Very AU but hopefully enjoyable, my first fic.

Current Projects:

Dawn of Shadow - set in a pre K1, mostly canonical galaxy and written around Arren Kae, a young Revan and Canderous Ordo. Of course, it will feature the Exile as well, plus other characters from both games and Mr. T obviously. I am actually looking to describe my interpretation of Malachor during this fic, well, at the end of it, one I hope satisfies most canonical sources and pays respect to both K1 and K2.

Future Projects:

A sequel to Ashes is definitely on the cards, haven’t got too many ideas at the moment, other than that the Exile should be involved, Bastila and Carth of course will also play crucial roles, haven’t decided what Revan's involvement will be. I'm focusing on Dawn at the moment though.

I also need to write a fic about Mr T in the KoTOR universe.

Favourite Deviantart KotOR related pictures:

http://maquaii.deviantart.com/art/Knights-Of-The-Old-Republic-101169845 K1/K2 group picture. Cool, but the Exile looks a bit stoned.

http://mizzillan.deviantart.com/art/Dark-Side-Bastila-32485913 DS Bastila. Very cool.

http://aimo.deviantart.com/art/Amazement-5363102 F Revan meets Zaalbar. B/w, nicely done.

http://lenneth.deviantart.com/art/I-ve-been-in-worse-spots-2806931 Carth’s been in worse spots.

http://f-e-n-n.deviantart.com/art/Traya-95723375 The evil Darth Traya.

http://darthfar.deviantart.com/art/Got-something-on-your-mind-29454284 The crazy Jolee Bindo

http://kaanamoonshadow.deviantart.com/art/KotOR-The-Tomb-of-Naga-Sadow-104832073 F Revan thrashing Yuthura and… what’s that other guys name? I can’t remember his name.

http://callista1981.deviantart.com/art/Jedi-Revan-45101977 An attractive but nonetheless, poorly dressed F Revan. I like the hard nosed expression.

http://zedderzulu.deviantart.com/art/Rainswept-112755506 Bastila, on her way to the dairy to get some milk.

http://solarom.deviantart.com/art/Memories-of-the-Ancient-Kings-117222422 F Revan in the Valley of the ancient Kings.

http://lawl1010101.deviantart.com/art/Revan-and-Bastila-92804653 A tender moment between F Revan and Bastila. Very tender.

http://zedderzulu.deviantart.com/art/On-my-command-54647675 Awesome picture of Revan ordering a barrage.

http://anordinaryhero.deviantart.com/gallery/ brief comic series of Darth Revan v Traya, proto-scion and some of the KotOR comic characters.

http://immortal-fallen.deviantart.com/art/Darth-Revan-124035444 DSF Revan wallpaper.

http://obiwan00.deviantart.com/art/KOTOR-II-28849747 The Super-evil Darth Nihilus.

http://badmotivator.deviantart.com/art/KOTOR-3-Brianna-Concept-60185683 Concept for Briana in K3, actually looks a lot like how I imagined Arren Kae in my storey Dawn.

http://kaanamoonshadow.deviantart.com/art/KotOR-Canderous-Ordo-103010358 Canderous Ordo.

Hmm, I didn’t mean to have so many F Revan pictures, but they were the best!

Favorite You tube KotOR related links:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_4r6GjgWDI Sion v Nihilus, cut from K2 (wtf?)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mK8UiRGIltY Unseen unheard, the storey of the Destruction of Katar and Visas meeting Nihilus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg1gTas7OAA the best of HK-47, from K1.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBma1kVfpnc Hk-47 unhinged

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDVCHKeM1Uk Who is Kreia?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8V7FPMF0Uw What Revan’s done, KotOR and the Linkin park song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAJHVvYOVAE In Revan’s head. KotOR matched to the Cranberries track.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGVZar5hmMs Mr T v Saving Private Ryan. Not KotOR related but funny.

Definitely check out the Retarded policeman on Youtube, that is funny.

Final words:

Read my writing! Tell me what you think! Drop me a line, I’d be interested to hear from you! And most importantly, don't forget to pity the fool!