Hi there !

First thing. MEH IS POLISH! So ... I dont speak the best english >.

If I write, I write oneshoots! I dont write chapter-stories cus I get bored over them and leave it after a while and that is a bitch =.= But im not meant to be a writes, words just doesn't flow through me ... Im a good reader instead.

Yeah ...

Just a 2 last words to say ...

1. LxLight is not a pairing ... so, If you like LxLight im going to eat your brain xD
2. Near is a prick ... I do not mind if you hate me because I hate Near because Im going to eat your brain!
3. Kira is a friggin' motherfucker! I wish he would die long, painful death ... wait ... he just did
4. I like to eat brains (and stole your cookies) so be aware!
5. I dont flame you, you dont flame me and no one get hurts

Ya ... I guess its more than 2 words ...

But im just a bitch so ...yeah ... anyways ...

You are an Innocent Uke!
Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.

Most compatible with: Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

http://semeuke.com

That doesen't suits me at all ...

MelloxMatt - You can't just don't love them! They reletionship is so pure, also two hot mafia members are just made of awesomness! As well as cute, little orphans.

EdxWinry - My two favourite blondies They are meant to each other!

RosettexChrno - Are you joking? Who else they would be with if not with each other! No wai! They are just perfect, also, forbidden love is hot

IchigoxRukia - They are funny with they little fights They care for each other though they would never admit it ... It's kinda sweet

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go into the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored? Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

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If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile!

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You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have MSN or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Now you are thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"

13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

STOP CHILD ABUSE! CHILD ABUSE SHOULD BE STOPPED!

My name is Sarah.

I am but 3.

My eyes are swollen

i cannot see

I must be stupid

I must be bad

What else could have made my daddy so mad?

I wish i were better

I wish i weren't ugly

Then maybe my mommy would still wan't to hug me.

I cant speek at all

i cant do a wrong

Or else i'm locked up all the day long

When i awake

im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy comes

I'll try to be nice

So maybe I'll just get 1 wooping tonight.

Don't make a sound

I heard a car

my daddy is back from charlies bar

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself against the hard wall

I try and hide

from his evil eyes

I'm so afraid

now i'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

he shouts ugly words

he says it's my fult he suffers at work

He slaps me and hits me and yells at me more

I finally get free and run for the door

He's already locked it

and i start to bawl

He takes me and throws me against the hard wall

I fall to the floor with my bones nearly broken

and my daddy continues

with more bad words spoken

"I'm Sorry!" I scream

But it is now much too late

His face has been twisted to unimaginable hate

the hurt and the pain

again and again

Oh please god have mercy!

Oh please let it end

And he finally stops and heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

spraweled on the floor

My name is Sarah

and i am but 3

tonight my daddy murdered me.

1. Who is your favorite Death Note character(s)?
Mello, Matt, L, B.B, Matsuda, Misa

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?
Mello/Matt ... Thats pretty much it xD

3. Are you a Death Note yaoi or hentai fan?
FAITHFUL YAOI (and only yaoi) Death Note Fangirl 4EVA! (Hentai still disguss me since even the hardest yaoi doesn't, not even that it doesn't! The harder the better! xD)

4. Ever cosplayed Death Note characters? If so, who, where and how many times?
I cosplay all the time O.o. Im JUST like Matt! (only that im not red head, my hair color is acctualy brown)

5. List your collection of Death Note junk and merchandise, if any:
1. Half of my computer memory filled with yaoi-doujinshi. 2. Next half filled with anime/amv/pictures. 3.Death Note live movie: The last name.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Death Note character?
MATT! (I would be Mello's bitch then xD)

7. Near/Matt or Mello/Near?
NEITHER ... duh D: disgusting ...

8. Light/Misa or L/Misa?
NEITHER! Again disgusting hetero couples D: (lmao)

9. Did you think Matt's death was fair?
WTF!? HOW CAN YOU EVEN ASK THAT! D: IF THERE IS SOMEONE ON THE EARTH THAT THINKS THAT MATT'S DEATH IS FAIR THEN HE/SHE WOULD BE PROBABLY SHOOTED BY ME OR ANY OF HALF-A-BILLION MATT'S FANGIRLS! So simply ... No. I don't think Matt's death is fair and ever will be! And I think you lot quite agree with me ... dont'cha? death glare

10. Why did you think Mello helped Near in the end?
No Idea really ... Maybe he knows that he's gonna die anyway ;_; Dunno but he should't have helped the little bastrad D: But then he would never bring Kira down ... HELL I DUNNO! >.

11. Do you support Kira's theory in making the world better by using the Death Note and killing off the bad people?
Nope. Not at all ...

12. Your favorite Wammy kid?
Mello ... and Matt and B.B

13. Are you Pro-Kira or Anti-Kira?
ANTI-KIRA! THE BASTARD SHOULD DIEEEEEEE! oh wait ... he just did!

14. Have you seen all Death Note episodes so far?
Yup!

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
Yup!

16. Do you believe Misa has ADD?
I like Misa ... she is not that bad ... It's just ... love is blind :( (plus I dunno what ADD is xD)

17. Sub or dub?
SUB! I love japaneese! Its so funny xD

18. Pro-Misa or Anti-Misa?
Pro-Misa She is not that bad ... she remainds me of my best friend xD

19. Lidner = Near's side or Mello's?
It does looks like she have some feelings towards Mello ... well, she is the only girl I accept by Mello's side. I think she takes both sides. Then she wouldn't be with Near (though not in the mafia either ... uh -.- I have lost an argue with my self AGAIN!)

20. Do you even know who BB is?
I don't really know him. He is some mass murderer with shinigami eyes, and he killes people on they death's day. He also likes jam and looks exaxtly the same as L. He is a character from novel. Death Note: Another Note, Los Angeles Beyound Birthday Murder Cases.

21. L = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?
Sexy beast XD Fuck anyone who thinks opposite!

22. Which character would be the best cross dresser?
MATT! I look/act just like him xD (but I dont have red hair, thats the only difference)

23. Mikami = Weird or Awesome?
weird ... really weird O.o

24. Which character would be the best OOC?
Near! Maybe he wouldn't be the emotionless psycho with Autysm!

25. Do you like Death Note fanfics?
OF COURSE! XD

26. Do you write Death Note fanfics?
Not really ... Im not the best at writing, I get bored over it ...

27. Do you like lemons?
As a fruit or what? ... O.o. Yeah well ... I like it with my tea.

28. Do your parents know about the Death Note characters?
They do know Mello and L cus sometimes I run around in circules singing "I love Mello and L, they are so HOT!" And my parents would ask who the hell they are and I would explain, they would nod then and begin to think if I really have some issues xD

29. Have you watched the Death Note Abridged Series?
OMG! O.o WHATS THAT!

30. Have you seen The Death Note fanflashes?
Yup

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Death Note?
Mass of innocent people -grins evilily-

32. Have you ever been drawing Death Note in school and has someone recognized it?
Yup but no one reconized it :(

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Death Note and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'
Nope ...

34. Has Death Note affected your school life and grades?
kind of ... I drift away more often ... but my grades are the same.

35. Are you broke thanks to Death Note?
Wut?

36. Do you want to own a Death Note?
HELL YEAH! Who wouldn't want to? I would be fucking rich XD and own the souls and minds of half-a-billion zoombie-fangirls that are ready to do anything for my command! (well not for MY command but for command their beloved charas, and since I own them ...)

37. Do you wish the series had ended differently?
Hell yeah! It was dreadful! Matt and Mello shouldn't have died! As well as L. Light-Bastard should have suffer even MOAR! And Near shouldn't take over L! Mello should take over him but since L shouldn't be dead ... yeah, i guess i should shut up.

38. Do you draw Death Note fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery?
About 4 in galerry and 20 still on my comp.

39. Is Mello still sexy even though half of his face is scarred by burns?
NO WAI! HE IS EVEN SEXIER WITH HIS SCAR!

40. Do you have a Death Note OC?
Yup. Two, Cassie and Mey but I no longer continnue this story, I get bored over it >.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Death Note has taken over your life?
HELL YEAH! It made me love yaoi xD

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. (this one actually made me lmao!)
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. (this one as well xD)
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (well I will have English civism in few months xD)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I do CURSE a lot, so I MUST have no SENSE OF MANNER
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pendantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist