Me: Im the kind of girl that laughs at romance but loves horror and angst.Who would much rather dream in the privacy of my own home then laugh in a crowd. Hates dresses and staying still.Will stare at the computer for hours on end,if not interrupted. Will read a huge book in only a few days but procastinate reading a small one(im weird like that.)Refuse anything I dont like ,and loves reading horoscopse.Youve got to admit those things do work.

I am...

Female.Woman.Girl...JANE.Yeah you get the point.A Pisces(Imagainative). African American. Old enough to do what ever the hell i feel like but young enough to get my ass grounded.An angel with a devils atitudea fan of anime.Open minded.a procrastinator.creature of the nite.lover of music.ALL kinds.daughter.sister.bad at math.wonderer.a kid at heart.freaky...who i am.

11/24/09

Wow.Its been FOREVER since ive last been on my profile...Its redonkulous.Its soooo messy.Oh well.Anyway,just wanted to put this up because i felt like it and also im thinking of putting up another story.Twilight!But i have no idea how to get it out on page.Grrrr...Anyway i may just put up a poem that inspired it called Mad Girls Love Song.Check that out and...ISNT MY AVATAR CUUUUTE!?Its by lintushadow on deviant art.I lurve her chibi pics!Check them out and thats it!And have a HAPPY TURKEY DAY!

Current anime: Naruto. Fillers are killers though

10 Favorite Pairings

1.GaaraHina-They bring out the best in each other.

2.SasuNaru-My God.The story is practically based on this pairing!

3.SasukeHina-Its usually more like forced love butttt ya know...EVERYONE NEEDS LOVE!!

4.NejiGaara-what can i say hes got Hyuuga fever

5.SasuGaara-Hate is love

6.SasukeSakura-we all know that if Sasuke wasnt gay or not go with Hinata(and she didnt go with Gaara).He would be Sakura's soulmate.

7.GaaNaruSasu-triangles are sexy!

8.ShikaTema-its canon.Screw that Ino and Shika bull shit.They were made for each other.

9.ItaSasu-Incest!

10-NejiHina-theyre babies may come out lookin like blind spiders but its still sexy

Oh yea,I also like SasuHinaGaa triangles...but im more of a Hina Gaa supportor.But if the plot is good ill vote for SasuHina.Same for NejiHinaGaa

Not-so-loved Pairings

1.ShikaIno-Srry to SXI lovers but...i dont see it happening.Theyve known each other way too long...its like screwing your sister or somethi-Nevermind.Incest is sexy too!Its just...not happening...-_-

2.SakuraGaara-NO!Thats Hinata territory!Except this one story...afflicted.That was good.

3.SasukeIno-Didnt Ino give up him anyway...

4.NaruHina-im sorry but this was cute IN THE BEGINNING buttt...No. He would break Hinata without even noticing.Hes just that oblivious like that and Hinata is too shy to say anything.She couldnt give Naruto the support needed or the have the backbone to say no...sigh.It COULD have had potential had it not been for those few features...

5.NaruSakura-ewwwww.No!Im sorry but after reading so much good yaoi.There is no possible way Naruto is straight...i mean Gaah!First off this guy is wayyy too emotional(which is probably the only reason why most people like him...other then his looks).He can go with ANY guy character and you dont even have to bend his personality at all,he is almost always a damesel, and...jeez ppl.If you know what i mean just agree...plus Sakura would be the man in this realationship.

6.GaaraIno-ummmm...no. Sun and blood do not go together unless its Naru & Gaara.They have nothing in common...

(Oh yea, and i dont mind yuri.Its just that i like it as side pairings.)

My favorite characters:

Gaara(Raccon face!CuddleCuddle)
Naruto(Ya know u luuuv him...even if he does have A.D.D !)
Kiba(Simply...DOGGONE SEXY!HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA-okay.Lame =_=)
Sasuke(EMO!!But fun to read...and control...MWAHAHAHA)
Kakashi(Everybody luvs him)
RockLee(Come on its cute the way he talks.He makes a great friend.)
Shikamaru(who doesnt like him. You lazy genius you...)
Itachi(You knew he was coming.I mean LOOK AT HIM.Dangerously Sexy Plus he is the best broth-never mind...)
Pretty safe to say i like Every dude on naruto.Yeah Yeah Get Over It

Hinata(Favorite female.Wut can I say?! X-cept...Im like her.SHY PPL MUST STICK TOGETHER! Besides You gotta admire her for trying to change.)
Sakura(Ehh,Ill tell you the truth,I use to HATE the girl.I mean she was such a WIMP.It use to take everything i had NOT to yell at the screen and say WHY. THE. FUCK! DID. SHE. PASS!!Yeah...)
Temari(Heck yeah!!If she was with my crew She'd be my bodygaurd.Hell Yeah!!Dont none of yall mess with me!)
HMMMMM(I must say,I think i like TenTen she seems cool and everything but they DONT SHOW HER ENOUGH.Ino...Not so much,but i wont dis her...big mouth wannabe kunoichi!...)

Loved Het Pairings:

HinaGaara(Hmmm,its kinda creepy, i know but ITS SEXY!!)
SasuHina(Dark and light..Ya know.Like duct tape.They will keep each other from falling apart)
ItaSaku(Cant you imagine it?)
SasuSakura(Its unlikely.They are Friends.Plus Sasuke slightly hates her.But cant we dream?)
ShikaTema(OH,COME ON!You All saw this coming.Its a cute pairing.But i havent seen a lot of highschool ones...But I plan to change THAT!!Haha)
NejiTenTen:(Its ole school meets new school.Sexist against Chilvary.Who will win?TENTEN OF COURSE!!)

--WARNING PPL!WARNING!I DO like Yaoi!So if you dont...You have 2 options:
A)Get out now ORRRRRRR...GET OVER IT!!

Loved Yaoi Pairing:

GaaNaru:(Its sad yet cute,how they had the exact same lifestyle yet in the end Helped pull each other out.And i say 'pull each other out'because Naruto helped Gaara overcome his...'moodiness'...more like craziness!HAHAHAHAHA.oKAY...And how Naruto basically helped save everybody in Kohonaha(is that it?) from basically death.TWICE! Be cuz he helped Gaara.So there :p)
SasuNaru(Old pairing,i know but its so right yet so wrong)
GaaSasu(Yes i know they HATE each other but hate is love and love is hate!)
ItaSasu(Okay its incest...but still its love.And since thise two pretty much Fucked up the relationships they had to EVERYBODY they loved dont they at least deserve a little bit of love in their demented,twisted and sick little hearts.Dont they.)
IrukaKakashi(I dont gotta explain it to u!)
NejiGaara(A crazy little panda and a snooty little sparrow.What fun can they have?)
HMMMM,I guess thats my pairings maybe ill think of more later?

Other Anime Loves:

Wolf Rain(MY HOMIES!If wasnt human id be rollin with them!)

Wolf Rain favs
Kiba(Sexy beast!Literally)
Tsume(My bwig brother...if i had one)
Hige(Do you even KNOW what kind of trouble we could get into...HAHHAHAHAHAH.)
Toboe(AWWWW,CUDDLE &Kills!SO CUTE )

GundamSeed(To tell the truth.If i had a Gundam i would probably rob a bank...)

Kira(My best friend...so emotionally unstable...i pick some weird friends)
Athrun(My secret crushorlover...sexy)
Calligalli(My girl!)

DBZ(wut can i say it was the THING back then...)

Trunks(My sexy booky friend/lover)
Goku(Maybe a boytoy...never had one...but hes so innocent and is always dying,coming back and staying young...yeah i could use him)
...ETC...Update later

Peacemaker(Everybody wants to be a samurai...if not a ninja)

Souji(Ive seen circles straighter then him...but i still love em!)
Tetsu(..AWWW,look at the japanese leprchaun!)

Ronon Kenshin(Same as Peacemaker)

Kenshin(of course!!I love anime red heads!
Yahiko(is that how his name is spelled?Anyway luv em)

Yu Yu Hakusho

Kurama(Told u i love red heads!Hes so sexy and smarticle)
Hiei(bad boi!)
Yuskue(Big talker wit a BIG heart)
Kuwabara(Dumbass!...ANOTHER RED HEAD!...-_-)

DEATH NOTE

Light(your average ,sexy good guy turned evil.A moden japanese hitler...not that he was sexy...or very good)
L(fav character basically because hes so diiffrent, a bummy lookin genious,and he liked sweets!MY FAVORITE KIND OD FOOD!Why did u have 2 die)

CODE GEASSES(no idea how 2 spell)

Leluich(has a Light (from Death Note) persona,both a great strategists,but has a Sasuke look to him...plus they both have the eye thing going on,ya know)

AVATAR:THE LAST AIR BENDER(honestly,i cant beleive i didnt put this on sooner.I mean Avatar is the shit!I have so many favorite characters on here it dosent make sense...THE SHOW ENDED!!

Toph(Toph is the SHIT!God she is the best earthbender EVA...besides bumee)
Katara(Rocks.Thats it.She,and every other female pretty much,is the best.I mean she can FIGHT!Ya heard me!Its not like most other shows where most of the main girls are all wimps coughSakuracough.Thats one reason why i like this so much.Plus if i was a bender...Id be a waterbender!!)
Ty Lee(kicks ass,and turned out she really wasnt too much of an idiotic bitch.Yay!)
Mai(Same as Ty Lee,except the was sort of emo...but the shit!)
Suki(Same as above except she int emo)
Aang(cute!And destructive...but peaceful.Cute!
Sokka(funniest character other then Toph!Genius!)
Zuko(Aww, angsty(sexy) little Mamasboy who is now firelord...TAKE THAT AZULA AND OAZIO...CANT SPELL NAME)
Momo(Cute,reminds me of Zuboomafoo.But three times better)
Appa(i luv appa,makes a great body gaurd and pillow)
Iroh(The f-ing best uncle EVER!Take that Yoshimaru!Zuko is lucky!)

Avatar rant

Im sorta sad the series ended,it was the best!Everybody lived and everything...I dont know about Azula but...ya know.She sorta deserved it...Anyway, i halfway dont want them to make another season.Because that would mean Aang had died...but it would be a girl...and a waterbender.But i dont want to see aang die!And also what will kataras and aangs baby look like?And, if the sequence of avatar rebirth is boy ,girl,fire,air,water,earth etc then why is aang a boy?

GaaHina rants

Not that im complaining or anything butttttt...WHERE THE HELL ARE ALL THE GAAHINA STORIES!!What are yall?HATERs?!GET OVER IT!THAT PAIRING HAS SOOOOO MUCH POTENTIAL! I look everywhere and there is no angsty ones(im a lover of drama,romance,angst,horror so dont hate me if im complaining because there ARE SOME stories like that but not alot) and I cant find any!And to those who are thinking well,if u want angsty crap like that then make up your own lazy ass.Well,i would but i suck...There i said it, i suck...sobs quietly...BUTTT Im trying Damnit!

...Anyway,all im saying is i want at least SOME that arent OOC ish,with Gaara all SMILING LIKE FRIGGIN NARUTO(creepy...) OR SLAPPING PEOPLE ON THE BACK LIKE SOME DAMN JOCK!Just something horror fic-ish,Drama ish or something.Those are the best to me!So sexy!Anyway wanted to blow off some steam so there ya go.

Twilight Rant!!

Movie:

So yeah, FINALLY seen Twilight and it was alright.The characters looked alright(and when i say alright ii mean they looked NOTHING like i imagined they would...Except Jasper and Alice.Theyre characters were on par!)But i guess that comes with the busy Ness of reading the damn books B 4 seeing the FUCKING movie...It messes with your head man!!So now everytime i read a fanfiction or the books i automatically see Rob Pats flat face (instead of MY sexy fucking edward)and Krissys nose...im being mean buuuut OH WELLL...-_-

Moving on...

It was an ok movie but not THE FREKING BEST like some fangirls...and guys( I guess) put it.It could hve been better so ill give it a c or b minus.Plus Edwards Sparkles were LAME!1!!Mwahahahahaa!!

Breaking Dawn:

The first part killed the helll outta me.I honestly didnt give a flying fuck about the wedding...or honeymoon...And was seriously doubting the book would hold my attention...But then we got to Jacobs POV!!WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!And i got intrested again.And that is just another reaon why i have partially solidified myself as team jacob(werewo-im sorry-SHAPESHIFTER!!Smarty pants Edward.)Jakes POV was honstly the best.Yea i said it bella fans.Jake is the best!!Along with Seth and Leah...alice jasper emmett(...fuk rose)Carlisile esme(and apparently i was pronouncing his name wrong but i dnt care ill do it antway i feel like!!) aaaaaaaand edward and i guess bella but only cuz they the main characters

And then Nessie came along,the perfect little spawn.I kinda hate her. Srry but i do. She kinda reminds me of frikkin Bella bc after she became a mother fukkin vamp she became all perfect...and Edward became a wuss!!Im srry but dats it.I lost my respect for Bells n Ed.srry.

Nt way i still like the series just nt obsessed SHRGGGGGGGGGGGG.

OH YEAH BEFORE I FORGET PLZ DO NOT FLAME ME FOR PAIRINGS.Its annoying ,stupid, and childish.We...Well ,I, live in America.The home of the free,the proud and the insane.So im here to say if you DO flame me for pairings i will Freely yet proudly go INSANE on youre ASS! So yeah...Thnx

now for semoehtnig itnresitmg...

.:LEARN JAPANESE IN 5 MINUTES:.
Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...,No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Le i Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile.

If you've been on the computer fo

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake

I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, An-Jelly-Ca,VMsuperfan, SVUlover, daisy617, Pillsbury Dopegirl10,Reminisiing Obsession

Stupid Racist People...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

Quotes to know

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.

Heck is the place for people who don't belive in Gosh.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Procrastinate NOW!

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Sarcasm is one more service I offer.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Life is like robbing a bank; so worth the while!

You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there- (A good one!!)

Let's see. My first impression: I hate you - Kakashi (Naruto)

Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon-

Don't look at me with that tone of voice!-

Silence is golden, duck-tape is sliver-

Too troublesome - Shikamaru (Naruto)

It's a wonder they haven't locked you up yet-

A good friend would come and bail you out of jail. A true friend would be sitting there beside you saying, "Man that was fun!"

You saw Gaara and Sasuke doing WHAT?! - (In a Naruto avatar!)

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that motha fucka. (yays)

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

Girls are like phones, they like to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong botton, you will be disconnected. (nods that is very true)

WHEN THE VERY FIRST MAN DISCOVERED THAT COWS HAVE MILK... WHAT DO YOU THINK HE WAS DOING??

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care

HOW MUCH SASUKE CARES

Sakura: Do I ever cross your mind?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Do you like me?
Sasuke: Not really
Sakura: Do you want me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you cry if I left?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you live for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you do anything for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Choose--me or your life?
Sasuke: My life
Sakura runs away in shock and pain and Sasuke runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

1) Who is your favorite character(s)? Gaara,Naruto,Hinata,Sasuke.All of em pretty much...but those are the top 4

2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)? SASUNARU sasuhina gaahina

3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? both...but if i had to choose...yaoi.Theyre plots are so much more intresting then het.

4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? No.

5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. comics and a game

6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? GAARA!He needs the love

7) NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina. He gives her confidence.Kiba breaks her down...

8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SASUNARU!Sasuke(sorta) fucking DIED for Naruto!Sasuke coulda killed Naruto,but guess what he didnt!!Also she didnt even try to stop Sasuke!All she did was cry, sob and bitch about something she could have at least helped prevented.And everyone knows if that was Sakura at the alley of Death.He would have snapped her neck.So take that SasuSakura lovers...but i still like the pairing.

9) Which team is your favorite? All rookies and sand sibs!Lee TOOO

10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Uhh,hes dead...

11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory? Duh!

12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? Itachi

13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro-Sasuke. Sasuke is an idiot for leaving us but he still deserves love!

14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? nope.

15) Have you read all the chapters so far? Sadly no.

16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Umm,yup

17) Sub or dub? sub.

18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Pro-Sakura.when shes not a bitch or annoying

19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? ...

20) Do you even know who Tobi is? hes an akatski...I HAVENT GOT THAT FAR DARN IT!!

21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? Ugly nerd. Lee's cool though.

22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Neji.Sexy...or haku.But hes dead...nooooo

23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? Awsome! Believe in the power of youth!Hell yeah!!

24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how? Sakura.So she doesnt seem so fake.

25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? Of course.Why would i have an account if i didnt

26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? just did

27) Do you like lemons? depends on how good it is...im a perv

28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? No. I don't watch it around them.

29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? No

30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? Some

31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? yup

32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? No. I refrain from drawing in public.

33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this? (and the same answer as #32.)

34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? No

36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? No...

37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Nope.Hes dead! Have some respect

38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? No.

39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? He looks loke a wanna be raven drag with hands on his back

40) Do you have a Naruto OC? Not yet but watch out for Rae!

41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? ...nope

42) Do you look like a Naruto character? If so who? Nope...I wish.Theyre all sexy.Except lee hes just cute.

Paranoid:HighSchizoid:HighSchizotypal:Very HighAntisocial:HighBorderline:LowHistrionic:LowNarcissistic:LowAvoidant:HighDependent:ModerateObsessive-Compulsive:Moderate

Number your twelve favorite Naruto characters (in no particular order) and answer the following questions:

1. Hinata

2. Temari

3. Shikamaru

4. Itachi

5. Gaara

6. Sakura

7. Tenten

8. Haku

9. Kiba

10.Naruto

11. Kakashi

12. Iruka

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fan-fic before?

No...

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Duh!Why do you think hes on the list!? So hot he doesnt need to pop his collar...it gets an erection!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Kakashi would be devastated and grossed out. Isnt Haku dead...Anyway Iruka would burst into tears and

4. Do you recall any fan-fics about Nine?

Dont really read Kiba...but claiming a mate is good

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Idk, I dont usually read yuri...

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

GaaraKiba...OR...GaaraNaruto? Who the hell do you think? Foxes n Racoons 4 life!

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

She would probably black mail Temari for that time she nearly KILLED HER!

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

Naruto's the dimwitted student trying to pass math.And Shikamaru is the genius lazy ass who needs extra credit.When their teacher assigns the two misfits as partners sparks fly. But will Shikamaru be able to figure out the blondes past...

OMG!!That sucks!Gaah!I dont even like that pairing...JEEZ!

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

NO.IDEA...-_-

But then again this IS fanfiction...ANYTHINGS POSSIBLE!!

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Waiting for you.

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Love triangle and angst

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three centric?

Dk

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

dk

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

dk

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

SASUKE!!

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Comatose

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning:Weird pairings enrt at your own risk

18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

UMMMM...Youre gonna be mine...BELEIVE IT!

That Sux...

19. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Gross.HES DEAD!

20. How emo is Seven?

none wut so eva...but then again...she DOES have all those knives O.O

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out
of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

I WOULD NEVER DO THIS!! BUT I LOVE MY DADDY SO HERE IT IS

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║║║║╚╝║╚╝╣║║║║║║║║║╚╝page if you LOVE
║║║║╔╗║╔╗║╚╝║║║║╚╝║╔╗Naruto!

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops. (still around today, though)
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.. . . Furbies
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. (yes, yes, YES)
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.