| iSparkle616 |
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Supernatural. Attention: the first installment, Twilight in Five Minutes, long removed from this site, can now be found at my livejournal. Username is vintage_mocha. Enjoy! So, yeah. Here I am. This account was designed for a lone purpose: a place for me to post my Twilight snark. If anyone wants to archive my stuff, please ask and credit me as the author. I'll probably be okay with someone wanting to post it somewhere, but ask permission before you post something that isn't yours--I'm strict about this because I caught someone who posted it on her own site without my knowledge and while she did not outright claim she was the author, she gave no evidence to the contrary. Thanks. ~:Have YOU been dazzled today?:~ | |||||||
1. Logic Has Died Weeping reviewsBreaking Dawn, condensed. Fourth and final installment in the Twilight Mockery series. Rated, as always, for swearing and blunt honesty.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 73 - Published: 12-24-08 - Complete2. A Tale of Codependency reviewsThe long-awaited companion to 'Twilight in Five Minutes' and 'Catatonia': a condensed parody of SMeyer's third glittery vamp novel, Eclipse. Rated, again, for swearing & blunt honesty.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 7-24-08 - Complete3. Be Dazzled: A Supernatural Twilight Crossover » reviewsIt was supposed to be a normal hunt for the Winchesters. Too bad they ended up in Forks, Washington.Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,857 - Reviews: 166 - Updated: 7-7-08 - Published: 6-15-08 - Dean W. & Edward - Complete4. Catatonia and Impending Necrophilia reviewsA companion piece to the beloved Twilight in Five Minutes: a condensed parody of Stephenie Meyers' New Moon. Again, rated for swearing and blunt honesty.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 51 - Published: 5-5-08 - Complete