I'm back Jack!

"We're on the edge of the Wild World, and it's nothing but fun from here."

The Hobbit-Gandalf

"I'm going to have a little drink, then I'm going to execute all of you."

Queenie-Blackadder

"Hell, I'll kill a man in fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm getting paid. But eating people alive? Where's that get fun?"

Serenity-Jayne Cobb

In Space no-one can hear you clean

WALL.E

"There's this guy. He's bald, wears a white shirt, and somehow he's very important to me. I think his name is...Homer."

Jack O'Neill

"Sergeant, make it spin. Spin, sir, it doesn't spin. What? It has to spin! It's round! Spinning is so much cooler than not spinning! I'm the General, I want it to spin! Now!"

General Hammond, Walter-Stargate SG-1 "200"

"Ooh, shiny!"

Victor Creed, X-men

Hi! This is Smileylion. I am an english muffin (as you guys can probably tell) and I am absolutly in love with X men! Used to be Stargate, but ah well...

I live in the most boring village on the planet with my cat, Tabitha, who is a grumpy old nut, and who has three legs. Bit weird, I know, but she doesn't mind. I like to cook, paint and write (and I usually do them in that order!) and my life's abition is to move across the pond to join all you guys in America. But that's not really happening any time soon.

Sing this to the tune of the first verse of "A few of my favourite things!" from Sound of Music

Poem for London

Emos' and chavs and rich kids and hobbos',

Train stations, bus stations, underground and Taxis'.

This is what makes London so great to me,

Oh look, there's a guy pissing by a tree!

Quotes ok, my friend rather rightly pointed out that it is mainly Firefly and Stargate quotes. I think I should do some others...

Star Trek "Oh, so you're from the future, that's great, sdo they still have sandwiches there?

Firefly "I don't think there's a power in the 'verse can stop Kaylee being cheerful. Some times you just wanna tie her up, duck-tape her mouth and stick her in the hold for a month."

"I love my Captain!"

Serenity- "They show me off like a dog. Old men covered in blood never touched them but they're drowning in it."

Serenity- "Have you looked at his face? It's not madness. It's love, point of fact. Something a great deal more dangerous."

Serenity- "This landing could get pretty interesting."

"Define interesting."

"Oh god, oh god, we're all gonna die?"

Serenity- Hi, this is your captain speaking. During this landing we might experience some turbulance and then explode."

Firefly- "Oh my god, we're all doomed, who's flying this thing? Oh, right, that would be me. Back to work!"

This is (in my opinion) the best Wash moment in all of Firefly. But, if you've never seen Firefly, then you don't know who the hell I'm talking about! This is from the Pilot episode, Serenity Part One. See if you know what part this is!

"Everything looks fine from here. Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land and we will thrive. We rule this land and we will call it..."This Land."(Now as a plastic T-rex) Really, I think we should call it your grave! (Stegosaurus) Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! (T-rex) Ha ha ha! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die!"

At this point Wash goes back to playing with his dinosaurs, and I think we should leave him there!

Stargate Atlantis- "Gateship One, you are go for launch!"

"Gateship? A little Puddlejumper like this!""

"It's a ship, that goes through the Gate! Gate ship!"

"Ok, it's official. You never get to name anything again. Ever."

SG-1- "While I'd usually be thrilled at having so much Testostorone at my disposal, where's my Daniel?"

SG-1- "I'm gonna go crazy, and I'm taking you with me."

SG-1-"Gateship?"

"Yeah, it's a ship, that goes through the Gate. Gateship!"

"Alright."