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Hello people who have decided to drop by, Hmmmm, what should I tell you people about myself, I guess I'll start with the basics: Name: I'm not telling you, it's none of your business... should you stumble upon something, like a review, that I've left and my name's there then good for you and your brilliant skills in deduction Age: 18 Sex: Female Race: Homo-Sapien (of the vanilla flavor, meaning I'm white) Height: Umm... I do believe I stand 5' 6'' tall...damn I'm short Weight: I'm so not telling you... I'm not a size one by any means but I'm also not morbidly obese Location: Well, let's see. Right this minute I'm sitting in my computer chair, that's in my room, in the house I reside in. If you want something on a grander scale then I could say I live in the Northern regions of the Western Hemisphere... and that I am a citizen of the United States and have never left my native country, that I am a genuine Southern Bell, who would rather work on cars than go watch some dumb-ass mindless drivel about other people's lives on reality T.V. I live in one of the three states that make up T.A.G corner. That state in which I currently live out my existence is the one on the bottom right-hand side... Random Facts about me: My room is in serious need of some god-forsaken BOOKSHELVES!! I don't just want them, I actually need them seeing as how I have over 50 pounds of literature piled up on my floor and on a rigged up shelf that's supposed to be in a kitchen somewhere... I love anime and everything associated with it , I am also a rabid YAOI Fan-Girl, WOOT!! Go BoyxBoy Love, and am an all-around general Hentai, I have nothing against Yurri, eh, it's just not my style... I'm sure that I could put so much more in here but I just don't feel like it at the moment, I'll come back at a later date and spiff it up some more ;p A shout to all my fave author's out there in fan-fiction land: KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK!! It's really appreciated on my part (throws all you very talented authors an awesome party) I obviously love those "if you..." copy and paste things, some of them are just hilarious, yet true :) Favorite Sayings and Quotes “You know that when I hate you, it is because I love you to a point of passion that unhinges my soul.” -Julie de Lespinasse (All Time Favorite) “The logic of the heart is absurd.” -Julie de Laspinasse “Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I really need it.” -Swedish Proverb "Love is friendship set on fire." -Jeremy Taylor “The afternoon knows what the morning never suspected.” -Swedish Proverb “Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water” -Swedish Proverb “I don't wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be something to someone.” -Javan Quote “Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes... just be an illusion.” -Javan Quote “Listen closely as those around you speak; great truths are revealed in jest.” -Javan Quote “Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you I had no control over.” -Anonymous "If you fall, I'll catch you. If you fall again, I'll catch you once more. If you fall for the third time... I will catch you and never let you go." -Anonymous "Some people change when they see the light, others when they feel the heat." - Caroline Schoeder “Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.” -Neil Gaiman “God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of the players, (i.e. everybody), to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.” -Neil Gaiman “It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak.” -Neil Gaiman “He had noticed that events were cowards: they didn't occur singly, but instead they would run in packs and leap out at him all at once.” -Neil Gaiman “You get ideas from daydreaming. You get ideas from being bored. You get ideas all the time. The only difference between writers and other people is we notice when we're doing it.” -Neil Gaiman “We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.” -Sam Keen “Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability.” -Sam Keen “Love comes when manipulation stops; when you think more about the other person than about his or her reactions to you. When you dare to reveal yourself fully. When you dare to be vulnerable.” -Dr. Joyce Brothers “Being taken for granted can be a compliment. It means that you've become a comfortable, trusted element in another person's life.” -Dr. Joyce Brothers “Trust your hunches... Hunches are usually based on facts filed away just below the conscious level.” -Dr. Joyce Brothers “If I never met you, I wouldn't like you. If I didn't like you, I wouldn't love you. If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you. But I did, I do, and I will.” -Anonymous “You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.” -Dr.Seuss “Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.” -Dr.Seuss “I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!” -Dr.Seuss “Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.” -Dr.Seuss “The heart has reasons that reason cannot know.” -Blaise Pascal “Judge a man by the reputation of his enemies” -Arabian Proverb “May God grant you always...A sunbeam to warm you, a moonbeam to charm you, a sheltering Angel so nothing can harm you. Laughter to cheer you. Faithful friends near you. And whenever you pray, Heaven to hear you.” -Irish Proverb “May you have the hindsight to know where you've been, The foresight to know where you are going, And the insight to know when you have gone too far” -Irish Proverb “May God give you...For every storm a rainbow, for every tear a smile, for every care a promise and a blessing in each trial. For every problem life sends, a faithful friend to share, for every sigh a sweet song and an answer for each prayer.” -Irish Proverb “May the road rise up to meet you, may the wind be ever at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face and the rain fall softly on your fields. And until we meet again, May God hold you in the hollow of his hand.” -Irish Proverb - - - - - - Six hours later, I still hadn't managed to write a full sentence for the paper due the next morning. However, I did win 7 out of 245 games of Solitaire. Commit the oldest sins, the newest kind of ways. ~William Shakespeare You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. ~Dean Martin The nicest thing about quotes is that they give us a nodding acquaintance with the originator which is often socially impressive. ~Kenneth Williams Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. ~George Carlin Don't be so humble. You're not that great. ~Golda Meir A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. ~Anonymous All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand. ~Anonymous Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. ~Anonymous Don't drink and park; accidents cause people. ~Anonymous I'll be sober tomorrow, but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life. ~Anonymous Those who think they know everything annoy those of us that do. ~Anonymous This delinquent is having sex with your honor student. (bumper sticker) Every time I say the word 'diet', I wash my mouth out with chocolate. -Unknown "God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts." -Unknown "Raising a teenager is like nailing jello to a tree." -a warning to all who have children "A woman is like a teabag; you never know how strong she is until she's in hot water. -Eleanor Roosevelt "Life with men is like a deck of cards... You need a Heart to love them, a Diamond to marry them, a Club to beat them, and a Spade to bury the bastards." -Unknown "Christianity : The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Makes perfect sense." -Christopher Hitchens “Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.”-Anonymous “A clear conscience is usually a sign of bad memory.”-Anonymous "One of the most obvious facts about grownups to a child is that they have forgotten what it is like to be a child." Randall Jarrell "Turns out if you never lie, there's always someone mad at you." Scott Westerfeld "I believe in dragons, unicorns, good men and other mythical creatures." Anonymous "You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic." -Doris Egan "If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" -Stephen Wright “Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.” – Isaac Asimov "Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says 'You.' After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done." -Jack Handy "I'm a nun from the church of Apathy from the religion of Who Gives A Fuck." "The voices in someone's head says a lot about their character." --0-- Much love to the Yaoi rebellion! We shall soon control the world! --0-- ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer. Smut is better with boys. If you ever ran into a parked car, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are obsessed with fan-fiction copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. IF YOU HAVE EVER SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE. If you are a Shikamaru fan girl (or boy), copy and paste this into your profile. If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, Red Gnome, Se-chan, Kakashis_Girl1369 If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile. If you think furbies are evil mind controlling igits waiting to take over the world, paste this in your profile. Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! If you are an anti KikyoxInuyasha fan and wish Kikyo would just die already... copy and paste this onto your profile. If you support InuyashaxKagome...copy and place this onto your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever tripped over nothing, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever busted a move or burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. "REMEMBER WHEN" REMEMBER WHEN .. Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. -If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. -If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. -If you eat carbs and are proud, copy and paste this into your profile. I have the kind of friends that if my house was burning down, they'd be there making S'mores and hitting on hot firemen. When every little girl in kindergarten wanted to be a princess, I kinda wanted to be a vampire. Friends ask why you're crying...Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry. A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs at you and trips you again. Me and You are Friends: You smile, I smile. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, well, I'm gonna miss your emails. He said, 'I don't know why you wear a bra. You've got nothing to put in it.' Then she said, 'Well, you wear pants, don't you?'" I'm smiling. That alone should scare you. Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mothefucker upside the head. Pass it on. What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about? 98 percent of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. You know you live in the year 2000+ when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is because they don't have a screen name 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) and you were to busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was number a 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. 92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing their asses off ;p If you have ever tripped over air, copy this onto your profile If you think Japan is cool copy this into your profile. If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. (SO TRUE!!) If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile. If you love Toshiro Hitsugaya from Bleach, copy and paste this in your profile. If you hate HitsuHina, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think Hinamori is too obsessed with Aizen and doesn't deserve Hitsugaya, copy and paste this in your profile. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty If you could read that, copy and paste it into your profile. You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this 'ice ice _' Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile If you love to copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile. These are things that I stumbled across and touched me on a level not many things do... so here they are (I did not write this, but I find it ironic, for it is true, and you can take that as you will for I don't mean to offend anyone, and if I did then oh well, go look at someone else's page ;p) Quote of the Moment: 1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning. 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that 3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay 7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role 10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage! Here's another one from the same place: I did not add to this one because I have nothing worthy of adding I am the kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I just love these, they are awesome ;p Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and FOURTH TESTIMONY : While in line at the bank one afternoon, FIFTH TESTIMONY: Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY: This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days | |||||||||
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