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Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Song of the Lioness, Artemis Fowl, Twilight, Primeval, and Mortal Instruments. Timeo denaos at dona ferentes. I'm... basically addicted to fanfiction. I discovered it - wow, it's been a year! - ago, by a chance and happy link from some fansite or other. And have had it running on a tab in my browser pretty much solidly since. I like a lot of stuff - it changes on a monthly/yearly basis, depending on a variety of... stuff, for lack of a better word. At the moment, it's probably Torchwood/Doctor Who :D Long term, I like reading, wings, DeviantArt, music of all types, and pizza. I hate homework, unessecary TV channels, delays, and P.E. I have Aspergers, find random sttuff highly amusing, and hate Facebook. :O Quotes!! "Don't make me staple your head." - Definately Maybe "They may have the guns, and we may not. However, this makes us better people. So, we have the moral high ground." - Dr. Who "So, you have a price. Your soul for a cookie." - Saving The World And Other Extreme Sports "He appears to have been killed to death..." - Anon "DOOMED! They're all doomed. Notice I didn't say what kind of doom it was, so whatever happens to them, I will have predicted it. 'I'm not crazy, I'm just a little insane.' - Unwell "So, what did you do, stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or something?" - Twilight 'When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and laugh as everyone tries to figure out why the hell you did it' - Moi "How did you know where I was?" "Who ordered pizza under the name of Torchwood?!" Come Visit Me! http://blindpyrobirdkid.deviantart.com/ http://uk.youtube.com/user/SparxFlame (Are the links showing? I hope so...) Tu es fou. | |||||||||
1. A Long Day » reviewsWhen a group of Allosauruses come through an anomaly, the team know they're in for a long day. When Connor wakes up at midday and realises he was supposed to be at work hours ago, he knows he's in for trouble. And then Helen decides to crash the party...Primeval - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,532 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-21-09 - Published: 10-25-09 - Connor T. & Abby M.2. Ten Things That You Should Never EVER » reviews... Let the Maximum Ride Characters Do. The title wouldn't fit. And basically the story does what it says in the title. It is a list, be warned! I will try and hopefully do all the characters. R&R PLEASE!Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 18,020 - Reviews: 307 - Updated: 11-1-09 - Published: 7-21-083. The Devil's Mark reviewsDo you know what it's like when your parents are decent churchgoing folk and you happen to be born with the devil's mark?" The life of a warlock in the 13th century is not an easy one. Drabble series on Magnus Bane.Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-25-09 - Magnus B.4. Bald For All Eternity reviewsWhat haappens when you cross an angry Edward with two vengeful females with scissors? This is a recount of the dire consequences... Oneshot.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-15-09 - Edward - Complete5. Caught reviews“You didn’t seem to have a problem hurting me before. Why should I think that this is any different?” I flinch at the words, feeling them hit more painfully than any blow, more deadly than any bullet. How do you fight a pain you gave yourself? Songfic.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-3-08 - Artemis F. & Holly S. - Complete6. Marauder Morals » reviewsThe Marauders decide to make a list of lessons they learned at Hogwarts for future generations. Only thing is, Moony the sane one isn't there to help them... Drabble fic. Randomosity Fic. Enjoy!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 6-29-08 - Published: 4-25-08 - Sirius B. & James P.7. The Curse of the Mooing Radioactive Potaoes! reviewsLook, I told you, if you don't review, the curse of the radioactive poatoes shall come upon you. Now look whats happened! Radioactive Potatoes and Toxic/Evil Muffins, Exploding Toxic Caravans, aliens invading my science block... Randomosity fic.Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 6-27-08 - Complete8. Well, Now That's Done, What Are We Going To Do? reviewsSequal to Fang, Can You Die Of Sugar? Simalar kind of mental stuff, mutants in glass boxes, ten thousand years worth of chocolate, and... dun-dun-DUN! Nudge's secret weapon fails! One shot. Randomosity fic.Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 6-23-08 - Complete9. James' Greatest Mistake » reviewsNix is the daughter of a pureblood family, and James hates her. One day, though, he takes it too far, and has to face the consequences.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 5-26-08 - Published: 4-21-08 - OC & James P. - Complete10. If Things Had Been Different » reviewsWhat if Rosethorn had died of the pox, and Briar had been unable to save her? Briars reaction to her death. Seems like a Briar/Tris, not intended to be.Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 5-11-08 - Published: 5-2-08 - Circle of Magic & Circle of Magic - Complete11. Fang, Can Sugar Kill You? reviewsMax goes mad and starts eating icing sugar. Completly mad, don't read unless you are completely insane. One-shot. Randomosity Fic. Sorry to any offended boys out there.Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 4-28-08 - Complete
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