Name explanation:

I used to be BadWolf93, so sorry for any confusion. I realized that, while the concept of the BadWolf was great, it was too tied into Rose Tyler. I guess it's not the character that I dislike with a passion, but the authors that want so much sexual romance in the 10/Rose pairing. There is very little, if any cannon evidence for a relationship of that sort. I choose to not to be associated with that kind of writing in this fandom, and the Shadow Architect has no possible pairings. Thanks for reading.

Welcome to my fan-fiction residence. I am a 18 year old SciFi fanatic who is particularly interested in Doctor who and Stargate SG1/Atlantis. So, now that that's over with; I love reviews for my stories! Anything, good, bad, got one once and I have yet to figure out what it says... anyway, Hobbies include, reading, writing, karate. my favorite government agency is the FBI, favorite Doctor is 10 or 11 or maybe 4 and somtimes 9. If you would be so kind as to copy and past that World Domination Bunny at the bottom of my profile to your own, that would be awesome, thanks!!

Happy late Coming Out Day!

For those who don't already know, I'm a bi-romantic asexual. I came out officially at Medina High School's first ever GSA meeting on 10/11/11.

This is cool: If on 18/6/10 @ 8:45, one were to type into the search box "42" under the categoryDoctor Who, one would find that including "M" rated entries, there would be exactly 42 search results. Now there's 45...Arrgh! All the new ones are alternate-ending-Doomsday fanisodes! *Glares evilly*

A note on Ships: First and foremost, I don't ship or slash. I don't read it and I don't write it. I'm OK with established shipping, but I still don't tend to aknowlege its exsistence even in canon.

Rant on Doctor Who shipping: Sorry to burst your bubble guys, but what makes Doctor Who so great is that there is very little romance in it. Rose may have loved the Doctor, but to him she was nothing more than a very good friend. Everybody that the Doctor ever kissed on the show would have died if he hadn't (8 doesn't count, the FOX network had messed him up to appealto an "American audience", basically, they had ruined everything that made him him). To myself and every other real Whovian out there, the Doctor is an asexual creature. The world dosn't need more fic's about 10Rose having kids, there are already thousands.

Rant on Elementary: If you don't know what that is, or aren't completely outraged by it, you aren't paying attention. It's the American version of the AMAZING BBC show Sherlock. But in this version, John is played by a female. If they were the BBC, they could pull this off. But they aren't. They're CBS. First of all, the problem I have it not that John is now called Joan, I'm all for adaptation, AU, whatever. But if they fall in love, I will be writing a strongly worded email. There is a reason that Sherlock and John aren't in love, and it isn't because they're both male, thank you very much. If they think they're suddenly free to do a pairing just because they gender swapped John, they are sorely mistaken. If they made them both female, I'd be happier, but it doesn't mean they can fall in love then either.

The Rules of Whump: Whump is an art form, one I adore more than any other on this site. As such, I have created a list of rules that make whump effective and entertaining. These can and should be considered when writing good whump, but missing one or two can't knock a fic out of the catagory.

1. Whump, by definition, is a fic about a character becoming ill, injured, or emotionally compromised under unfavorable circumstances.
2. "Unfavorable Circumstances" can include, but are not limited to: Distant planets, prison cells, deep jungle, dream states, tied to a ticking clock (bomb or time constraint, not a literal ticking clock), lost, someone else's life is also in direct peril, etc...
3. There must be at least four (sets of) characters present. One must be the whumpee (The person being whumped), one (non-victim) must be with the whumpee (Panicking, trying to reasure/help the victim), one (Usually a group of people) is somewhere far away and out of reach/contact (they also worry quite a bit, sigh dramatically, give whumpee up for dead, etc...), the last is optional, but it is nontheless important. He must be the bad guy, who had nothing to do with the alleged whump but is taking credit for it anyway (If he did have something to do with the whump, he probably is also in charge of the unfavorable circumstances, in which case, we hope he gets blown to smithereens in the last chapter, only to be resurected in time for the sequal).
4. The whump must be life threatening (or become so over the course of the fic) but must ONLY be so under the circumstances. Once the whumped party gets back to civilization/ a hospital/ reality/ emotional stability/ life in general, their injuries should be fairly easily rectified.
5. This is the one people forget most often. Recovery is an important part of the whump. Don't let readers imagine, that's your job! We want the recovery, whatever that may be. Don't skip it. Remember: the charater dying at the end does not excuse you from this. The character shouldn't be dying anyway. This is whump, not tragedy.
6. Finally, be graphic. No matter how awkward this is, write what you are seeing in your mind. If the character has been shot, write about blood. I know I and other readers like this, however morbid this seems.

Whump Scale:

0= ;) No Whump
1= :) Bruised-Ego-But-Not-Physical Whump
2= #:) Fluffy Whump
3= #:I Mild Whump
4= #:( Painful-But-Not-Life-Threatening Whump
5= #:.( Possibly Life-Threatening Whump
6= #:..( Circumstantially Life-Threatening Whump
7= #>8= #>9= #>o10= #>o

Scale of Plausible for Fiction (SPF)

Fact: It’s real. They may have used it in a fictional way, but the events have happened in real life at some point and can be duplicated. Audience knows it can happen because they’ve probably done it in their basements at some point.

Fact Plausible: It follows the laws of physics, chemistry, biology, and science in general, but may never have been tested in real life. The audience assumes it can happen without question.

Plausible: It follows most of the laws of physics, chemistry, biology, and science in general, but some components may not fully ‘synch’. Audience either accepts it without question or otherwise suspends their disbelief readily.

SciFi Plausible: There is a fundamental theory of real science driving it, but it has been extrapolated beyond what is possible currently. Often this is easier to swallow for audiences than Plausible, simply because the author isn’t trying to explain it with science, only the canon of the story. It’s up to fans to make it happen for real.

Fantasy Plausible: It happened in a story, but there was no fundamental theory of science behind it. Often explained by ‘super powers’ (ones that aren’t ever explained in the story under another Plausible category) ‘magic’ or ‘because I say it does’. If the event is in a fantasy book or movie, the audience accepts it as plausible, provided it is possible by the fandom’s canon.

Impossible: It goes against science. It goes against canon. It defies logic and is only used to move a plot along or explain some other asinine point. The audience laughs in its face.

to all those who think that whump should be considered an official catagory, copy&paste to spread the word!

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98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you think up stories faster than you can write them and are too lazy to do that for most of them anyway, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list so I know I'm not the only one: alansquill, kuyoki1789 (really, I do. Half the time nobody has a clue what's going on in my mind if they could read it),BadWolf93

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If somebody ever underestimated or doubted your intellect, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of children are concerned with being popular and fitting in. if you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If the Doctor has a robot dog that calls him "Master", does the Master have a robot dog that calls him "Doctor"?

Mr. Logan: (Advancing)You are the most insolent child I have ever had the misfortune to teach!
Lauren Cooper: Thank you!
Mr. Logan: You’re pointless, repetitious and extremely dull!
Lauren Cooper: bit like Shakespeare.
Mr. Logan: you are not even worthy to mention his name! William Shake- (Pauses)WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE WAS A GENIUS! YOU LITTLE MADAME ARE DEFINITELY NOT!! NOW JUST SIT THERE, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, OR I WILL FAIL YOU IN THIS WHOLE MODUAL RIGHT NOW!!
Lauren Cooper: Amist I’ya bothered…..?
Mr. Logan: (strikes dramatic, angry, and Doctorlike pose)
Lauren Cooper: Amist I’ya bothered, forsooth? - (the Catherine Tate show)(copy and paste if you get why this is so funny)

Sam Carter: Sorry, all my energy is focused on not screaming in agony.

The Doctor: It's rather a pity, in a way. Now the universe is down to 699 wonders

"Old Minnesota wisdom: if you don't wanna be touched, look downright untouchable; - MacGyver (The Wish Child)

Pete: (Undercover as a psychiatrist in a Russian mental institution.) I’m not laughing.
Mac: (Undercover as a patient, tied up.) Big of you.
Pete: But it’s not easy.
Mac: You know, at the flip of a coin, this could have been you in here. (Prisoner of Conscience)

You know, you guys are missin' out on a great deal, if you kill me. I can help you. See, I'm kind of an expert with just about everything ... " - MacGyver (Pirates)

For the past seven years I have done nothing but travel around the world getting shot up, locked up, blown up ... and all I have to show for it are a couple of empty rolls of duct tape; - MacGyver (Friends)

"I can be a low-key kind of guy. You've seen me unconscious before, haven't you?" - Jack (On a Wing and a Prayer)

I don't have time to wreak havoc right now; - MacGyver (Squeeze Play)

"What is it? You don't like eggs with chocolate sauce?" - Jack (Mask of the Wolf)

(To Maybourne) Actually, that overwhelming desire to shoot you has come back -Jack O'Neil (I was watching the MacGyver episode "Blood Brothers" when this beautiful little line reminded me of it's own existence. Hearing Mac's voice say something like that...)

If I screw up, run like hell -Dirk Pitt, Sahara

Radar (on the Korean War): I don’t think this place is turning out to be such a great experience for me. I mean, I work under terrible pressures, and there’s lots of death and destruction and stuff, but other than that, I don’t think I’m getting much out of it.

I'm not crazy, I just have another conciousness in my brain. -Rodney McKay

That would make a good Michael Weston story, if people were allowed to tell Michael Weston stories. - Jason Bly

I'm afraid,” he said at last, “that the Question and the Answer are mutually exclusive. Knowledge of one logically precludes knowledge of the other. It is impossible that both can ever be known about the same Universe.-Mostly Harmless

The Answer that must never be questioned: 42
The Question that must never be answered: Doctor Who?

Therefore, quite clearly, Doctor Who and Hitchhikers Guide are in two different universes, and our own universe is therefore very small.

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. -Douglas Adams

All you really need to know for the moment is that the universe is a lot more complicated than you might think, even if you start from a position of thinking it's pretty damn complicated in the first place. -Douglas Adams

Alydon: There is no indignity in being afraid to die, but there is a terrible shame in being afraid to live.

Barbara:What's that awful noise?"
The Doctor: I beg your pardon... 'Awful noise'? A good way to talk about my singing!"
Barbara: No, Doctor, not that awful noise -- the other one!"

Jamie: How do you know?"
The Doctor: I don't know, I'm guessing."

The Brigade Leader: You are giving us a great deal of trouble."
The Doctor: I'm delighted to hear that."

The Doctor: I thought you said you took science at A level."
Jo Grant: I didn't say I passed."

The Doctor: Ms. Hawthorn, who is the leader of this cult?
Ms. Hawthorn: It the new vicar, he calls himself Magistar.
The Doctor: (whispers) Magistar? Yes of course, I should have known!
Jo Grant: What?
The Doctor: Jo, did you fail Latin as well as science?

The Brigadier: It doesn't work."
The Doctor: You astound me."

The Brigadier: So why don't you consult those all-powerful superiors of yours?"
The Doctor: Oh, right now they're far from superior. That's why they left it up to me and me and me."
(This was during the episode "The Three Doctors", the 'me's he refers to are two of his other incarnations.)

Second Doctor to the Third Doctor: I can see you've been doing the TARDIS up a bit. I don't like it.

Sarah Jane: So, providing we don't burn up on re-entry and aren't suffocated on the way down, we'll probably be smashed to a pulp when we land."
The Doctor: Exactly. Sarah, you've put your finger on the one tiny flaw in our plan."
Sarah Jane: Our plan? It's your plan!"

The Doctor: Oi! Vaporisation without representation is against the constitution!

Borusa: As I believe I told you long ago, Doctor, you will never amount to anything in the galaxy while you retain your propensity for vulgar facetiousness.

The Doctor: I'm the Doctor. Who are you and why are you shooting at me?

Adelaide: But you said we die. For the future. For the human race!
The Doctor: Yes, because there are laws. There are laws of time. Once upon a time there were people in charge of those laws, but they died. They all died. Do you know who that leaves? Me! It's taken me all these years to realize that the laws of time are mine (shouts) and they will obey me!

Adelaide: (holding a gun by the Doctor's head) If we could cut the chat, everyone.
The Doctor: Actually, chat's second on my list, the first being gun, pointed at my head.
The Doctor: Which then puts my head second and chat third, I think. Gun, head, chat, yeah. I hate lists. But you could hurt someone with that. Just, put it down.
Adelaide Brooke: Oh, you'd like that.
The Doctor: Can you find me someone who wouldn't?

(the Doctor realises history has remained unchanged after Adelaide's suicide)
The Doctor: I've gone too far.
(Ood Sigma appears across the road and the Doctor begins to kneel)
The Doctor: Is this it? My death? Is it time?

Zoe: River honey? He's putting the hair away now.
River: It doesn't matter, it will still be there, waiting.

The only reason you're conscious right now is because Jack Bauer doesn't want to carry you.

In 96 hours Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the hell have you done with your life?

And here's my favorite lines from fanfiction:

“Quit acting like a spoiled five-year-old germaphobe, Bones. Marooning you isn’t even in the plan.”

"Mickey Smith, Smith and Services. If it's looking at you with more than six eyes, you're on your own."

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. Help stop prejudice against people preferences.

When I was in the military they gave me a medal for killing two men and a discharge for loving one."

-Epitaph of Leonard P. Matlovich, 1988

Love is Love! It doesn't matter whom you love, and no 'law' should barr that. What kind of sick person makes a law to stop love?

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