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since: 04-18-08, id: 1554909, Profile Updated: 09-10-09
Author has written 12 stories for Clare B. Dunkle, Twilight, Death Note, Harry Potter, and Tales of Symphonia.

Oh holy Martel, cast down thy divine forgiveness upon these corrupt souls and deliver them their eternal punishment with your customary grace. Love thy brother even if he has strayed from the path of righteousness and bring him back onto the path of light. Do not murder the other souls in the tree. Do not murder Yuan for losing your ring. Investigate thy brother's natural curve and interest and of course assure him of your support, wherever he may turn for harbor. Do not be mistaken for Colette. Sympathize with your fellow sisters and work to prevent discrimination. Kick Zelos in the appropriate place to prevent his friskiness. Deal out punishments judiciously, as a goddess ought, and try not to take offense when others in your presence invoke your name in vain. Protect thy brother and thy lover from all others, including themselves and the many who wish to kill them. Shine on in all your radiant grace.

... I will humbly dedicate my next story to you.

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1. Midnight Escapades » reviews
Thanks to Genis's midnight escapade at the ranch, Genis and Raine don't find a home in Iselia. Lloyd and Colette follow them out, with Forcystus hunting them meanwhile for the Angelus Project Exsphere. What about fears of a wayward Chosen? Kratos? Yuan?
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,552 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-7-09 - Published: 9-3-09 - Raine S. & Genis S.
2. Anna's Ashes » reviews
How Anna and Kratos could have been in our time and still turned out the same. Lloyd and others featured. Will involve school. Anna lost her parents when she was eight to a drunk driver, Kratos's father. Can you forgive someone for what they didn't do?
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,207 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 9-6-09 - Published: 6-30-09 - Anna A. & Kratos A.
3. The Great and Bloody Siege of Namco » reviews
Inexplicably, the ToS cast have discovered ToS 2. They aren't happy. They're murdering those responsible. But who planted the dreadful seed? Find out what REALLY happened to the sequel you all wanted. Pairings optional but implied. FIRE BALLS!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,120 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-2-09 - Published: 5-27-09 - Lloyd I. & Mithos Y.
4. Angelwings reviews
Anna's Exsphere, actually useful for once, grew her wings to save her from the cliff. Now Kratos is missing, thinks she's dead, and she's going after him. Lloyd is safe with Dirk. Kratos is joining the Renegades. And who knows about Tethe'alla? AU.Kranna
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,103 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-31-09 - Anna A. & Lloyd I.
5. A Space So Wide Both Near and Mello Can Fit In It » reviews
Mello, Matt, and Near run away, Near less willingly, only to be caught by one star detective Yagami Raito. L comes to collect them and the fun begins with an unexpected murderer. NearxMello. MattxMello. MattxNear. LxRaito. Murders, shonen-ai. AU Spoilers.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,267 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 7-28-09 - Published: 12-22-08 - Near & Mello
6. ANOTHER VERY SECRET PLACE TO ARGUE » reviews
The very secret online diaries of the Marauder-era. James will never be allowed to forget the INCIDENT. Lily may never find out what it was. Sirius is actually attempting to preserve his virginity. We learn the woes of Snape's complexion. L/J. Mild themes
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,006 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-1-09 - Published: 4-24-09 - James P. & Lily Evans P.
7. We Wish You a Wammy Christmas » reviews
Raito is the assistant manager of Wammy's, and is faced with the daunting task of handling the Christmas rush trainees. LxRaito. BxA. Foul language on the part of Mello, Raito's thoughts and possibly Matt. MelloxNear. Possible MattxMello. Shonen-ai CRACK!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,021 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 1-25-09 - Published: 12-22-08 - Light Y. & L
8. The Sugarfilled Wars » reviews
LxLight crack. shonen-ai. No yaoi. Possible innuendos. Perhaps an eventual plot. Will, of course, guest-star M, M&N in later chapters!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,712 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 1-4-09 - Published: 12-11-08 - L & Light Y.
9. Ramblings of a Twilighter » reviews
My random thoughts on Twilight...parodies on things that always annoyed me...y'know, the usual. If it always annoyed you how Bella supposedly has undying devotion to edward but still wants Jacob...you've come to the right place.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,023 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 12-28-08 - Published: 7-21-08 - Bella & Edward
10. Intertwilight: The Wonders of a Blog for Forks » reviews
Well, y'know... so many blog stories out there, I thought i'd add my own. Meandering through the plot of twilight with a bit of fun of my own added in... R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,438 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 7-18-08 - Published: 7-9-08 - Bella
11. The Cullen Chronicles: Alice's Story » reviews
The Cullen's lives before they met Bella ... dating back to before they were changed. Alice's story. Rated T just to be safe. Alice a bit OOC in earlier chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 7-14-08 - Published: 4-21-08
12. Sisters of Heart » reviews
What next book would be like if it existed ... The next set of kings, the truce coming to an end, and unlikely friendship and two kings looking for brides ... Rated T just to be safe.
Clare B. Dunkle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4-22-08 - Published: 4-20-08
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