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since: 04-18-08, id: 1555029, Profile edited: 09-28-08
country: United States
Author has written 1 story for Wrestling.

My name's Katie. I'm fourteen but i seem much older. if you think i'm too young to write a good story, i came in the 99 percentile for writing skills on the ERBs. i was born in Boston and lived there for the first 5 or 6 years of my life. i now live in Watertown. my old spanish teacher's boyfriend went to highschool with John Cena and said he was a real asshole so i don't really know how i feel about him. I've been a wrestling fan for I wanna say 3 years. Not that long compared to a lot of you but i still can hang with any of the veteran fans in the online forums so suck it. (and no i wasn't quoting dx, i just say that.) i am a closet fan, so none of my friends know i like wrestling. don't judge me, you would be too if you went to an all girls prep school. i signed onto this site just to read stories but when i couldn't find one of a pairing i liked, i decided to take matters into my own hands and write one. idk if i'll do another one cuz i like being the first one to do something. i'm a music nerd. My life is devoted to playing soccer. i'm a goalie for the Massachusetts state ODP team (olympic developement program.)

Favorite Superstars:

Jeff Hardy

Matt Hardy

Batista

John Morrison- one of the funniest guys in the business. the dirt sheet is halarious but he really needs to get rid of Miz

Triple H- i actually only like him when he's being funny or an asshole. not that big a fan of intense hhh

Brian Kendrick- love his energy and his moves are great but i don't think they're as good as london's

Paul London- amazing moves. that SSP on shelton was insaneeee

Mr. Kennedy- he's growing on me at a fast rate

Santino Marella- "rodney the piper" and "rey mastrio" he's a fucking genious i can't stop laughing when he's on tv

Shawn Michaels

Evan Bourne- best shooting star press i've ever seen

Undertaker

Jamie Noble- this guy is amazing at life

Shannon Moore- so sad he's gone

Charlie Haas - love his gimmick right now. CHL was halarious

Randy Orton - i used to hate him but ever sence he's been injured i can't wait for him to come on tv and do his promos

Hornswoggle- you know you love him too

Favorite Divas:

Ashley Massaro- this is gonna sound corny but she really showed me who i was. i used to be one of those fake teen girls who just liked whatever was on he radio at the time no matter how stupid the songs were. me and her have the exact same tast in music. like it's scary. i heard about my favorite band from her and i can honestly say if i never heard of her i would be a completely different person. i'll always be a fan.

Katie Lea- been a huge fan ever since i saw her OVW ladder match against beth phoenix. plus we have the same name :) minus the "Lea" part

Maria- improved a lot and makes her own music

Michelle Mccool- one of the few divas that are naturally athletic. one thing that bothers me is she uses her boyfriend to move up in the company. if u don't know who her boyfriend is, look it up. also, she looks like a stick figure.

Eve Torres- one of the few diva search people that have taken the initiative to succeed in wrestling

Maryse- i actually just started liking her after i realized me and her have a lot more in common than i thought

Victoria - love to hate her. what she says in the ring is halarious. "Not today!"

Beth Phoenix - glamazon

All time favorite Superstar:

Jeff Hardy

All time favorite Diva:

Trish Stratus- i'd go as far as to say she is the funniest woman ever in wrestling. plus she's not a blonde bimbo. she was studying to become a doctor

Least favorite superstars:

MVP

R-Truth - i absolutely hate his entrance and it the worst lyrics i've ever heard. no one wants to see you dance and move your head like the exorcist

Miz

Ricky Ortiz- i find him insanely annoying

Edge- i'll admit he's good on the mic but i think he's a horrible person

great khali- AMAZING mic skills

Umaga- see above

Mark Henry

Vladimir Kozlov- get rid of this guy already

JBL- one word: EWW. no one wants to see his man boobs. and why does he have so much backstage power? he SUCKS at wrestling. especially selling moves. it's embarrasing watching him get hit with a bulldog and seeing him drop fifty fake elbows in a row. i don't boo him because he's a heel, i boo him because he doesn't deserve to be where he is

many more...

Favorite pairings:

Jeff/Trish- only person i like trish with. their storyline was amazing too bad it got cut short :(

Jeff/Maria- there are some really great stories on here with these two: Like A Love Heart, Even Fallen In Love, Moment In Time, etc.

John/Torrie- that's the only time i will read a fic w/ cena in it

Matt/Lita- only if adam/edge never existed in the stories

Jeff/Lita - only if she never dated Edge or Matt

Matt/Ashley

Matt/Eve - woo! read Quit Your Life!

Jamie/Michelle - loved their storyline.

Least favorite divas:

lena yada- i can't stand her i'm so happy she lost the diva search

natalya when she does her creepy laugh and says "yeah baby"

lita- it's like when all the little boys in boston found out Johnny Damon was going to the Yankees. how could someone so talented be such an ass

Tiffany - i used to not care but i had her as the villain in my fic, but after seeing her backstage promos with Teddy Long and Ricky Ortiz i hate her. that thing with the rally towel was so awkward and slutty

Least favorite pairings (as in "if these couples are in a story i will refuse to read it"):

John/Ashley- punk rocker and rapper DO NOT MIX PEOPLE!!

Edge/Amy- i automatically assume that anyone that likes this couple supports cheating

Trish/Randy- really?

Edge/Trish- see above

Edge/Ashley

carlito/trish

Jeff/Melina- never in 1,000,000 years

Favorite matches:

Jeff Hardy v. Undertaker for the Undisputed championship in a ladders match

and

Mankind v. Undertaker hell in a cell (duh)

and

Beth Phoenix v. Katie Lea for the women's title in a ladder match

Things people do in their stories that i can't stand:

When they have the person start singing. When do you ever see someone just break out in song? i can't stand it

When people just have dialog. nothing else. "hey" "hey" "how's it going?" "good"

When people skip like ten weeks in every update. "3 months later..." next update: "five months later..." stop being lazy!

When a character gets pregnant or married after being a couple for like two weeks. serously? what diva would get pregnant? i immediately stop reading stories when people get pregnant. i tried to keep reading but it just wasn't gonna happen.

when people don't check for typos - i occasionally miss a few but just not even trying to check bothers me



1. Quit Your Life » reviews
Matt Hardy has always put his career first, but will he be able to stay focused with a certain diva on his mind? Matt/Eve Jeff/Maria Jamie/Michelle Shannon/Kelly Shane, Maryse, Ashley, etc.
Wrestling - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,680 - Reviews: 105 - Updated: 9-27-08 - Published: 6-26-08
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