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Author has written 11 stories for Naruto, Twilight, and Kingdom Hearts. Name: Takai-sama~ Age: 15 Doing on fanfiction.net: Boredum and fangirlism. =D Favorite anime: Hellsing Favorite couples: ItaSaku Most hated couples: Alucard with anyone. >. Loves most: AKATSUKI! Weirdness: I'm INSANE!! Rawr! I just deleted EVERYTHING on here! Nooooo. Oh well, I didn't like it anyway-totally making that up- Why!? T.T Well, anyway. For any other information, go to http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1789667/XxBloodyxVampiresxX. Or in other words, http : / / www . fanfiction . net / u / 1789667 / XxBloodyxVampiresxX But all without the spaces, of course. _ By the way, can you believe that I had deleted this WHOLE thing!? Ugh! I can't believe it! Geez. Now, I'm going to have to go back and get all the shit back. Ugh. Well, anyway. I guess this'll be the MOST fucking boring profile in the world. Oh well. I'm working on a new story, but it won't be on this profile. The new story by me is on XxBloodyxVampiresxX. That's the profile that me and Miya(or XxMiyakaxX) is sharing. Don't ask how we did it, but we did/are. Those of you who are new to my(new suckish) profile, welcome, I guess. >.> I'm pissed and annoyed now. I was in here(in meh room) singing my black heart out, then all of a sudden, I hear someone fucking laughing. Wow, I just know that I turned red-either if it was from embarressment or from anger, I have yet to figure out. I turn around, and my GRANDMOTHER is standing in my door way LAUGHING at me. So yeah, I'm fucking annoyed now. Wow, I'm ready to slap her at this point. But, anyway, I won't because I "love" her. But, anyway, I hope that you guys either have a great day, or have a suckish year. Which ever you want, it doesn't matter to me. I couldn't give a flying fuck what you want. So, good bye. Oh, by the way, I know that no one would probably copy and save EVERYTHING I had on this profile, but if you just so happened to, then would you send it all back to me? And I mean everything, to. From my name to the links at the very bottom and everything in between! Well, bye bye!! xD Take Time To Read Each Sentence This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of ever line(HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny) If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! O.o I can actually understand this... T.T :D This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile: My name is sarah child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX,xnarutoxrocksx.uchihasakurah26,Sasusakufan2357,Coscat, Black and Beautiful,blossomheartxoxo,Cherry Blossom Girl13, SaDiStIc-GoTh.Takai Y BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT Jack was the most popular guy in school. Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Ashley approached the movies that night Ashley had peeked through Courtney's messing The next day at school Ashley wasn't A note that read: My dearest Jack, I Always with you, Ashley Please foward this or Ashley will Thank you ...() () (\_/) (\_/) If i dont call you When i walk away from you mad When i stare at your mouth When i push you or hit you When i start cussing at you When im quiet When i ignore you When i pull away When you see me at my worst When you see me start crying When you see me walking When i'm scared When i lay my head on your shoulder When i grab at your hands When i tease you When i dont answer for a long time When i look at you with doubt When i say that i like you When i bump into you When i tell you a secret When i look at you in your eyes When i miss you When you break my heart When i say its over If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you hate NejiHina copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nickname "Chicken Butt Hair Dude" copy and paste this into your profile while laughing your head off! If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225,crimsonchidori,SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura,cherryredblossom,BLOSSOMHAERTXOXO,Cherry Bloosom Girl13, SaDiStIc-GoTh.Takai Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. 98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile! If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!(What do you mean not to put this in? NNNOOOOOOO! We will be figured out! What do you mean we? I'm the one people think is insane.) "I suffer from C.R.S. (Can't remember shit)" 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!" 17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes. 18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you. 19. Throw things over one aisle into another one. 20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura,foxfeather1337,Sadistic-Bitch, Cherry Blossom Girl13, SaDiStIc-GoTh.Takai If you wish ninja from Naruto were real and that you would be a member of Akatsuki, copy this, post this on your profile, and add your name. Setsugekka, Cherry Blossom Girl13, SaDiStIc-GoTh.Takai 92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you're one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off! If you've ever looked at random peoples profiles just to get these stupid things, copy this on to your profile Put this on your profile if you've ever had a fangirl moment If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, PLEASE copy this on to your profile What Makes 100? What does it mean to give MORE than 100? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100. How about achieving 103? What makes up 100 in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: Is represented as: Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K And K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E But , A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top. If you are an Itachi fangirl and just cannot hold it in copy this on your profile. _0_ ANBU TATTOO!! ANBU ARE COOL,CREEPY,AND SNEEKY AT THE SAME TIME!! If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy Guys hears some advice and i think you need it (well some guys anyway) (like umm NARUTO!! and SASUKE!!) 1) When she acts shy - say i love you 2) When she runs away from you - chase her 3) When she puts her face near yours - kiss her (DUH) 4) When she kicks and punches you - hold her tight 5) When shes silent - Shes thinking how to say i love you 6) When she ignores you - she wants all your attention 7) When she pulls away -grab her by the waist and never let go 8) When you see her at her worst - tell her shes BEAUTIFUL 9) When she screams at you - tell her you love her, you have to mean it 10) When you see her walking - Sneak up behind her grab her by the waist and kiss her 11) When shes scared - hold her and tell her everything is ok 'cause shes with you' 12) When she looks like somthings the matter - kiss her and tell her not to worry 13) When she holds you hand - play with her fingers TOTAL SINGS OF FLIRTING (FOR GUYS AND GIRLS) Weird Questions No One Has the Answers To Are children who act in R rated films allowed to see them? If the SWAT team breaks down your door, do they have to replace it later? What idiot put an 's' in the word 'lisp'? What do you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? If you're in a vehicle going at the speed of light, what happens if you turn on the headlights? Can you breathe out your nose and your mouth at the same time? Who was the first person to say, 'See that cow there? I'm gonna squeeze those dangly things and drink whatever comes out.'? Is 'Cute as a button' supposed to be a compliment? Since when were buttons cute? Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken over there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt'? Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped spot but not illegal go on a handicapped toilet? Have you every noticed that if you rearrange the letters in mother-in-law, it will come out as 'Woman Hitler'? What happens if your snot freezes inside your nose? ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja! If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile Normal 0 false false false EN-US JA X-NONE MicrosoftInternetExplorer4 If you think that SasuHina is complete bullshit and that the people who came up with it or write it should get a labotomy put this in your profile and add your name to the list. Artful Lounger, Naruto Namikaze the Legend, SaDiStIc-GoTh.Takai Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this into your profile! 98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile. Girl: Slow down! Guy: No this is fun! Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you. Now slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gave him a big hug. Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me. In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcyle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile. I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less 16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll If you think it's unfair Deidara comitted suicide to kill Sasufag and think Sasuke's a god-modder who deserves that nickname, copy and paste this into your profile. if you have crazy psycopathic dreams of world domination join me and copy this into ur profile If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! (I know, I'm a total loon.) There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile If you like to bite people,copy this onto your profile. If you like vampires,copy this onto your profile. Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better." Best friends will be prank calling him in the middle of the night, saying "You will die in seven days." A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?" You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. A friend would bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying "That was fun" If you have canines or fangs,put this on your profile. If you've ever slapped and/or bangged your head against a table for no reason,copy this to your profile. If you have ever laughed madly for no apparent reason,add this to your bio. If you are crazy and /or insane and proud of it copy and paste it to your profile If you are a pscyopath,freak,goth,punk,head banger,gang banger,skater and/or emo copy this to your profile. If you hear voices in your head,copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation,copy this to your profile. If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face,copy thiis to your profile. If you dont care if your not popular,you're just who you are.copy and paste this onto your profile and dd your name: Gaara's weakness,Vampire-Gaara-and-Sasuke-girl, If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime,anime fanart or anime fan fictions that you zone out and come back to reality 5 minutes or later with no idea whats going on,copy this onto your profile. If you have ever been obsessed with something that you have scared people with your obsession,place this on your profile. Fourty-Nine laws of Anime: Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito 1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity 2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation 3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics 4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion 5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion 6. Law of Temporal Variability 7. First Law of Temporal Mortality 8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality 9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis 10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity 11. Law of Inherent Combustability 12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission 13. Law of Energetic Emission 14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude 15. Law of Inexhaustability 16. Law of Inverse Accuracy 17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability 18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity 19. Law of Demonic Consistency 20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability 21. Law of Tactical Unreliability 22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability 23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality 24. Law of Americanthropomorphism 25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality 26. Law of Feline Mutation 27. Law of Conservation of Firepower 28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence 29. Law of Melee Luminescence 30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism 31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability 32. Law of Follicular Permanence 33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics 34. Law of Probable Attire 35. Law of Musical Omnipotence 36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination 37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance 38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission 39. Law of Inverse Attraction 40. Law of Nasal Sanguination 41. Law of Xylolaceration 42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence 43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia 44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation 45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis 46. Law of Flimsy Incognition A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja! ¸.•´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨) If SasuSaku does NOT happen in the Naruto anime, and you will join my angry mob to fight aganist Kisimoto-shishou till he puts SasuSaku in there, copy and paste this onto you profile and add you name to the ongoing list: CherryBlossomSavior, Frozen Angel Wings, candyluver, SaDiStIc-GoTh.Takai You Know You're a Naruto Addict When... You eat Ramen all day every day. You've watched every episode at least 5 times - in English and Japanese. You watched the first 135 episodes of Naruto in less than 5 days. You buy a 200 pair of Sharingan contacts. You say "Dattebayo" or "Believe it!" after every sentence. You cover half of your face with a mask. You spend all your free time looking at Naruto web sites. You try to walk up trees using your feet only. You draw whiskers on your face. You spend the time to make and maintain a Naruto web site. You draw black circles around your eyes. You think about killing your entire family just to test your abilities. You always talk about Naruto, even if no one wants to hear about it. You run with your arms behind you. You have read and written Naruto fan fiction. ...And took it a step further by making a Naruto music video . You decide to call your morals your "ninja way". You thrust your arm forward with a stress ball in hand and yell "Rasengan!" You run with a snowball during a snowball fight, dodging everything in your path (or at least pretending to) and get to your target and thrust a "Snow Rasengan!" in their face. You feel like you can tap into yourself and demand bursts of energy during a race or fight. You yell out "Demon Windmill Shuriken" when your throwing a Frisbee. You dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree. You watch Naruto in Japanese, without English subtitles, even though you don't know a lick of Japanese. You address your tests as the Chunin Exams. You dye your hair red and carry a large bottle of of sand on your back. You call old men who stare at young women “Ero-sennin” or “Pervy sage” Your not Japanese and you say "Itadakimasu" before you eat Your dreams and daydreams consist of elements from the Naruto world. You have Naruto games for video game systems you don't even have. You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun. You tell people your dream is to be Hokage. You replace your backpack with a giant gourd. You feel like you have the Sharingan after you put in normal, everyday people contacts. ...And feel like you turn off your Sharingan after you take out the contacts. You paint the Nine-Tailed Fox seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you. Whenever your stomach rumbles, you think its Nine-Tailed Demon Fox trying to get out. You wear a jacket in the middle of the summer. You roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan!" You give people the 'nice-guy' pose. You jump into the room, kicking the door yelling "Dynamic Entry!" You have to put on a headband before a major competition. ...And want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge you all as equals. You do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu You trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector. You dress up like a girl and say it's your "Sexy Jutsu" (for guys only). You get a tattoo of a cursed seal on your neck. You don't care that your life has started to suck because "it's not cannon". You leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you're cooler and smarter then before. Any mention of Naruto makes you scream, laugh, applaud, or overall just become rather excited. You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun. You daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, Itachi, or all of Akatsuki member. You try to make pairings between characters. You try to teach your dog 'Dynamic Marking'. You throw clay birds hoping they'll explode. You carry puppets with you. You call your group of friends a "three man cell". "Art is a Bang" Your theories in chemistry, psychology, or philosophy class always reference Naruto somehow. You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it. The only facts you know about cells are the ones you learned from Tsunade. You have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto. You imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces. You buy those stickers and stick them on your car, room, or face. You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets. Your on a Naruto forum and it's 4:00 AM. You spy on girls and call it research. You try to summon a frog in biology class. ...by biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrusting your hand on the floor. You carry around frogs and call yourself "the Toad Sage". You claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of Japan on your vacation because all you knew how to do was insult people. You refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura or Sasuke. You have a pet pig named Tonton. You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it. You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter. You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next episode. You call your teachers sensei and your not Japanese. You add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your friends names and your not Japanese. You follow somebody home and when they ask you why, you tell them it's part you mission. You use pick-up lines like “Wanna see my new jutsu?” or “Did you see my shadow clone pass by here earlier?” You dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique. You start making hand signs. ...And then run at somebody yelling "Chidori!" You try to sign a contract with blood. You hit people over the head if they say something stupid. You paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books. You keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet. You try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you'll do 200 squats, and when you can't do that you'll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands. You try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto. You drive around with Naruto music blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think your cool. Your in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling "Sharingan!" You take out a bottle of hot sauce and drink it, shouting "Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)" You get mad when people call Naruto stupid or Gay You have many Naruto head bands with the same sign on it and you got it again cuz it's a different color or its metal You trust your life in websites like Saiyanisland or Uzumakiworld You wish they would put Naruto Shippuuden on Adult Swim You though Naruto was a little boring after Sasuke left You think Byakugan looks a little painfull You even write in Adult Fanfiction You think all of the Naruto boys look a lot hotter in Shippuuden You make up your own little Naruto world in your head You wish you had half of all Naruto products or all You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Naruto ...And also try to add to this list as well ~FanFiction Survey!~ How many fanfictions do you have submitted? About…ten or eleven Which one has the most reviews? Kitsune-No-Sakura At Your Service Least? Pure-Blooded Love Bites -sulks- Which fanfiction has the most words? Kitsune-No-Sakura At Your Service Which fanfiction has the most chapters? (Once again) Kitsune-No-Sakura At Your Service What category are the majority of your fanfictions in? Anime/Manga: Naruto What do you like most in reviews: Quality or Quanity? Well for one thing, I’m in pain, so I can’t think straight. So yeah, I don’t know what that means. T.T Have any of your fanfictions made it into at least one C2? Yep! In fact, I have three stories in a C2s! Are any of your fanfictions on at least one person's favorites list? Yep! All of them have at least six. That’s the least. The most, is 23 -sulks- Are any of your fanfictions on at least one person's alert list? Yep! The least is five(I have two of those! DX) and the most is 27! -sulks, again- What genre do you most frequently write in? I don’t keep track, and nor do I care. But if I had to choose, dark and action, I guess. Do you leave comments before and after a chapter? Sadly, but I’m reframing from writing them at the beginning, only at the end now, unless it’s required or whatever. Do you update frequently? Not only do I have too many ideas, but I have lost all of my inspiration on most of them! Oh no! But I’m TRYING to work on the chapters for Combined Revenge, Evil Is All Around Us(I’m in the same place, that I was about..half a year ago? -sweatdrop-), My Little Spy!(Yes, I happy that I am!), Pure Blooded Love Bites, and Secrets… Do you frequently use original characters? Do you mean OC’s? If so, then I don’t really use them unless my story really calls for it. Are any of your fanfictions based on things that happened to you in real life? Nope! But some of the opinions that I use in my Fanfictions are mine. Sadly, I make the characters too much like me. In most of my Fanfictions, has anyone wondered how she will go from being so happy(Like I TRY to make her) to evil, dark, and hate-filled? Yeah, well, it’s the way that I write Fanfictions. >_> I imagine myself in that characters place, even if it’s a guy. So yeah. Sorry if people are annoyed by that, I’m trying not to do that, but it’s very hard…-sob- JUST DON’T FLAME ME FOR IT! 10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL 10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks 9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies 8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly 7. Our magazines have horiscopes 6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around 5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm 4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month 3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have 2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket 1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing X-E-M-N-A-S = M-A-N-S-E-X If you also noticed this and laughed very loudly when you did, or you just think it's hilariously funny (and ironic) copy and paste this on your profile and add your name to the list: darkalbino, Mello-MattLiveOn4ever,Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms16, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-Ai, Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise., XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em', SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess, CherryBlossoms, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, uchihasakura285, KuroHime27, fumiko-chan, Dangerously Emerald, candyluver, SaDiStIc-GoTh.Takai iF yOu LiVe FoR fAnFiCtIoN aNd CaNt Go A dAy WiThOuT iT pAsTe ThIs On YoUr PrOfIlE IF YOU HAVE AN OBSESSION WITH THE COLOR BLACK PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE REMEMBER WHEN .. getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground? Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE! 1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? My most favorite character, would have to be Itachi. I mean, he’s a great role-model!(Muwahahhhahahahahha!) 2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? ItaSaku, PeinSaku, and HidaSaku(in order!) 3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Yes, both! W00t! 4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? Nah, but I WISH! Geez, stupid small towns…stupid mother..she won’t take me any where! D= 5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Well let’s see here…A shiny Kimimaro card, a Naruto Official Guide book, Naruto magazine(I think :S), and….that’s about it. T.T 6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Yes! Is it strange whenever you had a boyfriend, and you dreamed about being in love with either Uchiha Itachi or Pein? O.o 7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina, I’m not a big fan on KibaHina, but I’ll read the fanfiction if the stories good. T.T 8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? Ohh…this ones hard for me…-sobs- I have been getting annoyed with SasuSaku, because Sasuke’s a total bastard. On the other hand, SasuNaru is cute, because Naruto and Sasuke are best friends, and Sasuke and Sakura are so NOT best friends. In fact, Sasuke practicly hates Sakura’s guts(Oh dear, if it wasn’t true then it would be SasuSaku!) but, I’m choosing Sasu…Naru! W00t! 9. Which team is your favorite? My favorite team….does a Organization count? :3 I like the Akatsuki A LOT better then anyone! In fact, I hate Konoha. (SPOILERS!) I’m glad that Pein destroys the place. >_>” 10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) No, because Tobi is MADARA UCHIHA! DUN DUN DUNNNN!! 11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Che, yeah! Totally!(Oh god, I sounded like a prep!! -kills self-) :3 12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Itachi, Deidara, Sasori, Pein/Nagato, or Hidan…I so can’t choose….T.T Sadly. 13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Anti-Sasuke! DIE, BASTARD! But I have to admit, he’s hott…not really, though…Nahh, in only some pictures because they make him buff..yes, I have a …weakness for Hott, Buff guys..why do you think I like Itachi, Deidara, Pein/Nagato, and Hidan so much? One word: BUFF! lmao 14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? …Sadly not. I’m with the Manga, but I’ve missed a lot…one day, I’m going to go back and read them all!! (my new LIFE GOAL! CHA!) 15. Have you read all the chapters so far? ….Sadly not, either. I’m going to read all of them, one day!! 16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Hmmm…No, I think it’s just his own personality, he’s a bright kid, not smart wise, but everyone could use a little smile every once in a while. But, just don’t put Naruto in the same room with Itachi or any other Uchiha..O.o His blood might be on the walls by the hours over…O_O”” 17. Sub or dub? Sub! But I can handle both, too. 18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Pro-Sakura! She can be transformed ANY way and it wouldn’t matter! X3 Plus, she is like a role model for any girl!(Not me, though, too bright. Dx) I mean, she is very determined and knows what love is. Which is something that not a lot of people can say they do know. 19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Mostly funny. I would be laughing whenever he would bug someone, but then I’d punch him whenever he started to annoy me. >. 20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Yeah….X3 21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Gah, do you even have to ask!? TOO HAPPY! TOO HAPPY!! -dies- 22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? I would have to say…..probably Haku. And then Deidara…but, I wouldn’t tell Deidara to. T.T He’s sexy…_” 23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Once again, DO YOU HAVE TO ASK!? -dies, again- 24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Hmmm…probably either Itachi or Sakura. Sakura, because I like her a lot better whenever she’s dark, evil, and very powerful. Like whenever she has the Rinnegan!(I’m in love with teh Rinnegan! W00t!) But for Itachi, it’s hilarious whenever he’s all…acting stupid and really happy. I just have to laugh out loud whenever they say “And Itachi grinned happily at the paper”. And then I just laugh silently whenever they say that he just smiled. It’s so funny! But then again, he wouldn’t be the same sexy-ass man if he was happy….he’d just get on my very last nerve! DX 25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? ...Noo, I just have this account because I got bored. >. They are the only ones that I’ll read!! 26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? …yes, I have over 30 stories in all, and I have written over 120 chapters in all…and yeah, I have about three computers…>_> Blame my parents for getting a divorce. T.T -sob- anyway 27. Do you like lemons? Fuck yes! I love lemons! Dear god, they are awesome! My favorite’s, would have to be…Muwahahha…a Yaoi lemon. Lmao. My MOST favorite, would have to be ItachixItachi Muwahahaha. I’m sorry, but I can’t help it. I mean, come on! WHO DOESN’T LIKE IT! -takes out a shot-gun- How can I persuade you? -smirks evilly- 28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? My mother on some things, she can’t say Japanese worth shit, and she just gets annoyed at me whenever I start to rattle on and on about it! XD 29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Duh! Who hasn’t!? 30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? YES! 31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? No, but I’d like to! 32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? I-I can’t draw worth shit -sobs- 33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this? NO! I CAN’T DRAW! WHY MUST YOU TORTURE ME SO!? -sobs- 34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Duh, I used to have a B in Algebra and about a B in English…I have about a C in Algebra and then a C or D in English..that tell you anything O.o 35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Nope. I was already broke before hand! 36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? YES! I so do…. 37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Fuck no. Pein is the leader. >_> 38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? No. I CAN’T DRAW, SO SHUT UP ABOUT IT!! DXXX 39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? No, he wasn’t even remotely hott to begin with, not even close to “Sexy” but his brother though….Mmm..X3 40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Yeah. Umi(one of my stories that I haven’t added to FF.net), Yokoshima Uchiha(I added it, but this stupid ass bitch flamed me and no one would read it, so I deleted it), and a lot of others..I had to make a few(about twenty!) for “Pure-Blooded Love Bites” >_>” and then about twenty more for “Black Heart”, that I will not EVER be adding onto FF.net…Oh, and she’s also a OC of mine. Her name is Kuroshin Uchiha. Kuroshin means Black Heart, that’s what the title is named after. X3 41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Whenever I’m at school, the only thing I can keep my mind on at ALL times are new ideas for Naruto Fanfictions, whenever I’m at home, I’m thinking of even more Naruto fanfics, and I either write them on here(the computer) or I just keep thinking on them….so my answer is yes, Naruto has totally taken over my life. Bye now! -kills self-(I acted too much like a Prep) ~Naruto Birthdays~ January February March April May June July August September October November December At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came Pick the ones that fit you (Mine will be Italic) I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store. I'm NATIvE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (Gothic for me!) I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy. I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil(I’m a Satanist!) I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich. I'm an OG so I must be mexican. Girls Don't realize these things; I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' Girl Talk Did you know... R.I.P: Itachi- Stupid Sasuke had to kill him. Well it turned out Itachi was innocent. SO HA! PWNAGE, SASUKE!! Jiraiya- I almost quit reading Naruto after i saw him die. No more Ero-Sennin means no more Icha Icha! Kakashi will kill himself when he hears the news! From the Vampiric Council regarding Stephanie Meyer Council Chambers From the Council Chambers of the Association of Vampiric Activities Worldwide Regarding those of the Vampire race in the Cullen family and the now-former human Isabella Swan, with the following issues brought before Stephanie Meyer. It has come to our attention that your creation's popularity among humans - particularly adolescent females - has been on the rise as of late. While we do respect those promoting our kind who achieve fame and glory, we nevertheless must hold you accountable for promoting several grievous misconceptions about our race. Grievance the First: Lifestyle It has been discovered through various interviews with readers and fans that you claim the following: Vampires do not sleep, breathe, or eat. Additionally, you state that Edward Cullen drinks animal blood to avoid biting humans. To begin, Vampires should generally sleep in a coffin containing the soil of their homeland. It is not a necessity, but it is highly recommended to preserve vitality. This is a fact that has been laid down since the time of our most ancient ancestor Ch'thon. The concept of not needing to breathe is foolish. Certainly the more powerful among us consider breathing a hobby, however a study of the Cullen family reveals that none of them are at such a level. The consumption of animal blood is something you are only partially correct on. It is common knowledge that nothing can surpass 100 percent genuine virgin blood in terms of performance enhancement. Animal blood works in emergencies, but fresh human blood - preferably virgin - is the status quo. Furthermore, if our kind were to feed solely on animals with lower-quality blood, feedings would increase and it would cause potential instability in the planetary food chain and we could all very well end up extinct. Grievance the Second: Method Your portrayal of Edward Cullen in particular is a slight affront to our race. He is described using reference from the novels in the following way: "Edward, like all Vampires in the Twilight series, possesses superhuman beauty, strength, speed, endurance, and agility. His scent and voice are enormously seductive, so much so that he occasionally sends Bella into a pliant daze entirely by accident." Our abilities do vary, so thankfully the idea of Edward being a fast mover is not an affront to us. The rest of the description, however, we take exception to. While the idea of our race being a sexual one by nature is indeed true, Vampires are quite adept at restraint of libido. We remain unobtrusive as need dictates, and merely charming when appropriate. Methods of seduction are to be employed against humans only when a Vampire has reached a state of mental maturity. The idea that Edward - being so young mentally - practically radiates lust is ridiculous. If Isabella Swan is indeed swooning around one such as him, the cause is more than likely akin to a pungent smother than an aromatic caress. A requested message from Proinsias Cassidy states that one need not "look like a total (expletive deleted) wanker t'get some (expletive deleted)." To express things more eloquently, we wish you would cease writing things in an apparent state of self-induced arousal. Grievance the Third: Concerning Isabella Swan As is most likely obvious by now, the brunt of our displeasure with you seems to focus on Edward Cullen. Also of concern to us is your handling of the human Isabella Swan. While member Seras Victoria points out that Vampires can indeed fall in love with humans, such likelihood seems to fade as the Vampire grows more accustomed to their lifestyle. The near-immediate conversion to a Vampiric state to further develop a relationship is permissible and indeed encouraged. Unfortunately in your story, it seems it takes most of the series before this happens. By all rights, only a fresh Vampire would be so hesitant to turn the target of their affection to their kind, as they would still cling to humanity. You state that Edward has been alive since the early 1900's. He should have shed such a connection to Humanity by this time. Furthermore, Vampires are generally not driven to attempt suicide simply because of badly-handled romantic situations. Grievance the Fourth: Concerning Power Stated above, powers do vary within, and a Vampire's abilities may even change as they gain power and status. Default Vampire powers are the following: Note that some Vampires may not possess these abilities, and some may possess others. Edward's current lineup of abilities is largely satisfactory, although we must state that no human is immune to a Vampire's telepathy. The idea of 'injecting venom into the heart' to convert a human to a Vampire is nonsense. Drinking a humans blood first renders them weak, and if a human is severely drained by a Vampire, only then do they themselves become a Vampire. Additionally, the concept of Vampires having such varied powers among their own kind for the reason you describe is largely ridiculous. Vampires gain and perfect powers as they mature. Please realize that the varied capabilities of the Volturi are primarily telepathic in basic nature, and that the elementalist abilities of the Egyptian Coven's member Benjamin is more akin to the misrepresented nature of the so-called 'ninjas' of "Naruto" rather than the true abilities of any Vampire. Furthermore, the idea of Vampires sparkling in sunlight is seen by us as truly nothing more than a foolish plot device. The most powerful of us are merely annoyed by sunlight, while the vast majority would - as member Proinsias Cassidy describes - "go up like six tons of Symtex." Further Comments: President Vlad Dracula would like to state that even if you were a virgin he would not drink from you, for it would only sully our race. Member Proisias Cassidy's message has been removed due to generally inappropriate language. Member Saya Otonashi commends you on including a character who wishes to become a Vampire, however she feels offended that such a character would change so swiftly and practically throw her character away when changing so. Member Angelus advises that the next time Edward Cullen feels jilted in his love life, that he try to sort out the problem himself. Member Louise de Pointe du Lac recalls his own experience in Human-Vampire relations and cannot help but wonder how Isabella might have fared if she had met Lestat. Member Seras Victoria wishes she could sparkle in the sunlight too. She has been reprimanded. Council Notes: -We must commend you on the concept of the Volturi, although we find their policies regarding knowledge of our kind and dislike of Vampire children to be largely pointless. -In anticipation of potential backlash regarding oddities among our own race, we wish to settle the following disputes here and shortly. First, concerning the unique nature of Vampires in Saya Otonashi's place of residence, human experimentation has muddled our kind their. The Chiropteran and Cavalier race are genetic deviants. Secondly, Proinsias Cassidy has quietly informed us that he had his fangs filed into normal incisors so as to avoid unwanted attention among humans. Furthermore, Louise de Pointe du Lac has commented on a new Vampire's need to bite and drink from the one who created them. This is not a necessary act and it has been concluded that this is an act done by some to give a Vampire their first blood until they are strong enough to feed themselves. -In reference to your typical styles of romance, we have made contact with huntress Selene concerning her escapades with the Lycanthrope race. -We are aware that the Count currently living on Sesame st. as well as Count Chocula do not conform to the standards set by the Council, however their actions and lifestyle are acceptable as they are useful for drawing in children. -It is the esteemed belief of this Council that in cinematic portrayals of our race, Bela Lugosi and Tom Cruise make far better Vampires than Robert Patterson. Sincerely, Post-script: Should you happen to be in contact with the esteemed Mr. Richard O'Brien before we are, please remind him that Transylvania is not 'trans-sexual', and we have no record of 'sweet transvestites' living here. The tourists are becoming annoying. PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it | |||||||||||||
1. Traveling Rin'neganShe travels in night, she travels in day. Don't get in her path, for she'll go right through you. Her eyes shine as silver and purple, her hair as pink as Cherry Blossoms. She travels to one town to the next. Searching for... still suck at summariesNaruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,066 - Published: 2-9-10 - Sakura H.2. Life in a Twist »Life with Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke...with the new organization, Akatsuki IIX! Just read if you want to learn more! I've put this fanfiction up before, I'm just changing the name and summary...as you can obviously tellCrossover - Naruto & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,053 - Published: 8-3-093. Combined Revenge » reviewsHow harsh a change is measured by the change itself.Sakura gets changed by being taken away from her "family", Konan Nagato and Yahiko.Taken to Leaf, a grudge forms.Madara Uchiha is stirring up something in his pot, and Sakura is apart of it.NagaxSakuNaruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,179 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 7-14-09 - Published: 11-23-08 - Nagato & Sakura H.4. Pure Blooded Love Bites » reviewsThe Uchiha Clan holds a deep, dark secret that doesn't wish to be let free. Uchiha Sakura is that very secret. During the First Ninja War, she fought along side her "Secret-Sharing" brother, Uchiha Madara. Now over 80 years later, she's in Konoha againNaruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,604 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 4-5-09 - Published: 1-10-09 - Madara U. & Sakura H.5. Secrets » reviewsSakura Haruno has something to hide from the world.It will all soon be exposed, or will it?Is she really a Haruno?Where did all the Haruno's go? What?She's got two brothers?What's going on?Who are her brothers, you ask?Well then, read and find out!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,689 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 11-23-08 - Published: 9-27-08 - Sakura H.6. The Demon Siblings of Darkness reviewsSakura Haruno and Madara Uchiha have forgotten their true selves after being sealed into their human bodies.Watch as they, very fast like, discover themselves.Watch as they seek revenge, revive, and destroy others.Watch as they become darkness itself. RxRNaruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-15-08 - Madara U. & Sakura H.7. Waga Tenshi » reviews/The title means "My Angel"/\ After feeding, Edward goes on a walk. He comes upon a crash with a baby in the backseat. This baby, is Isabella Marie Swan. Find out what happeneds with Bella living with a bunch of Vampires! EdBella later on in the story.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 11-7-08 - Published: 10-12-08 - Edward & Bella8. The Next Rinnegan User » reviewsSakura is the third Rinnegan user. Pein hears about it and trains her/In Prologue theres more information!\. What will happen to our dear Sakura-chan? Click the title of this story to find out :3 Sakux? RxR Also there's cookies in here!NOW REVIEW! DXNaruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,844 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 11-7-08 - Published: 7-23-08 - Sakura H.9. My Little Spy! » reviewsWatch as Sakura grows from the little girl to the Little Spy for the Akatsuki and Itachi. Watch as she laughs in her preys faces. New swords, new kills, watch out world, Sakura's not a happy girl.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,097 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 11-7-08 - Published: 6-19-08 - Itachi U.10. Kitsune No Sakura At Your Service » reviewsSakura Haruno! Daughter of Kyuubi and OCMinto! Strong as she could be, there's still trouble lumming everywhere! From Akatsuki, to Konoha, to villages, to searching for the demons. Whew! Now mix it all with a lot of demons and wat do ya get? My story!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,750 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 11-7-08 - Published: 6-11-08 - Sakura H.11. Evil Is All Around Us » reviewsNoT/a\SoNgFiC! No matter what happens, they stood together. And it'll stay that way, even though they BOTH got bit by Oro-chan! No matter! They still hold secrets from each other that are exposed Sooner or later! /\Sucky Summary/Great Story!\/\ RxR!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,531 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-7-08 - Published: 6-30-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
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