| JoeyRachel4Eva |
Author has written 11 stories for Friends. ABOUT ME: Favorite Color: Blue, Red, Pink, bright Green, and Orange Favorite Food: Macaroni and Cheese, Pizza, Italian, Chinesse, and grilled Chesse Sandwhich! Favorite Clothing Store: Hollister, Abercrombie, Journeys, UUGS, American Eagle, Aeropostale, Mandees, Express, The Limited, Forever 21, and Charlotte Russe Favorite Channel On Tv: TNT, TBS, CW11, MTV, HBO, And ON DEMAND Favorite Songs/Singer: Coldplay, John Mayer, Avril Lavigne, Chris Brown, Rihanna, Beyonce, Usher, T.I, September, Paramore, Boys like Girls, Good Charlotte, Enya, Neyo, Lil Wayne, One Republic, Akon, Brandy, Aerosmith, Puff Daddy, Katie Perry, Jason Mraz, Ect. Favorite Radio Station: Z100; http://www.z100.com/main.html Favorite Award Shows: Oscars, Emmys, Video Music Awards, People's Choice award, Golden Globe, And Grammys. Favorite Site: FANFICTION.NET. Favorite TV Show: Friends, Gossip Girl, and Greys Anatomy. Favorite Couples: Friends: JOEY AND RACHEL/CHANDLER AND MONICA/PHOEBE AND MIKE/PHOEBE AND DAVID/ Gossip Girl: NATE AND BLAIRE/NATE AND SERENA/SERENA AND DAN/CHUCK AND BLAIRE/JENNY AND NATE/VANESSA AND DAN Greys Anatomy: MC.DREAMY AND ME! Favorite Actress: Jennifer aniston, Kiera Knightley, Kate Hudson, Sandra Bullock, Drew Barrymore, Reese Witherspoon, Winona Ryder, Angelina Jolie, Courtney Cox, Cameron Diaz, Renee Zellweger, and Kate Winslet. Home: 3 Bedroom Home Located in On The Ave Hotel in New York, New York. Age: 14 Average Grades in School: 85-100 (B-A+) Pet: Puppy (Yorkshire Named LuLu, but Ran Away) Currently have a Parakeet Named Bella :) FAVORITE F.R.I.E.N.D.S Quotes: Ross: WE WERE ON A BREAK!! Phoebe: See.. He's Her Lobster! Joey: Could I BE Wearing any more clothes?! Rachel: Hey! Just so you KNOW! It's NOT that Common! It DOESN'T 'HAPPEN TO EVRY GUY', and IT IS a big DEAL! Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.. Did I just say that out loud? Joey: I think I'm falling in love with you Joey: You don't own a TV? Then what's all your furniture Pointing at!? Joey: How You doin'? Monica: Hey! The camera adds ten pounds! Chandler: Then how many camera are actually on you?? Ross: You know, we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that's half human, half pure evil! Monica: Oh my god. How cute is the new eye doctor? Rachel: So cute I'm thinking about jamming this pen in my eye Janice: OH MY GOD!! Monica: I made this game what it is! Chandler: Not fun anymore?! Chandler: " (To joey who is removing his tie.) Would you put that back on. Monica's gonna be here any minute. Joey: " But it hurts my Joey's Apple." Chandler: " Okay, for the last time. It's not named for each individual man." Joey: "What are you doing?" Chandler: "I'm getting dressed." Joey: Why?" Chandler: "When I walk outside naked, people throw garbage at me" Chandler (to Joey): You have to stop the Q-tip when there's resistance! Ross: I just Bamboozled Chandler!...Which isn't a sexual thing. Joey: The big question is, "does he like you?" All right? Because if he doesn't like you, this is all a moo point. Rachel: A moo point? Joey: Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo. Joey and Rachel: Vavanopollie! Rachel: See? Unisex. Joey: Maybe you need sex. I just had it a few days ago. Rachel: No, Joey, U-N-I-sex. Joey: I wouldn't say no to that. Phoebe: Chandler and Monica. Chandler and Monica! Oh, my eyes, my eyes! Ross: That tastes like FEET! Rachel: you fell as-leeeeeeep?! Monica: ~ Seven, seven, seven, seven... Phoebe: Smelly cat...smelly cat, it's not your fault... Joey: What's not to like? Jam good, custard good, meat GOOOOOD!! Ross: Pivot. Pivot. Pivot. PIVOT! Joey: You slept out here? Rachel: Yeah... Amy kept kicking me in her sleep yelling Myron, get off! Joey: But uhm, we're getting rid of her, right? Rach, please tell me were getting rid of her. Rachel: Joey, I cant do that! Joey: Oh, come on! Last night I was finishing off a pizza and she said (aping Amy badly) "Uoh oh oh, a moment on the lips, forever on the hips!" I dont need that kind of talk in my house! Rachel: Well Joey, uhm look, I know that shes difficult, but I think its really good that shes here. Joey: 'Cause we will appreciate it more when shes gone? My Favorite Quotes From Several Stories: Phoebe’s words replayed in her mind. "Your soul mate can hear your call from across the room or across the world." She watched Joey trying to placate Lydia, who was screaming and smacking him on the arm with her tiny clutch purse. He was so obviously out of his league with her. She was shrewd and manipulative and scheming – everything he was not. Look at me, Remind me of what we have together. Joey raised his head suddenly as if he’d heard a shot. His eyes found Rachel and he raised his eyebrows in a wordless question. She answered with a feeble smile, feeling as if every bone in her body had turned to water. He’d heard her calling him. They’d proved Phoebe’s theory. - Past & Present By, RoseOnAVine “Anyways, The Wiggles are pretty cool, I mean they have catchy songs, bright colors and check this out, “Chandler began to explain, “Put your hands out in front of you.” Both Ross and Joey did so, “Now only keep your thumb and index finger up.” He instructed and the two listened. “Now the one that makes and “L” facing you is your left hand!” “Wow, I never noticed that!” Ross said still examining his hands, “Makes you feel kind of dumb that little kids know this and us adults don’t” he sated and Chandler nodded. “I don’t see it!!” Joey whined Over by Rachel and Monica, the two were still sitting down watching the kids. Hearing Rachel’s voice Ross looked around and saw her waving at him, he smiled as he waved back. Joey turned around to see what Ross was doing and saw Rachel; he smiled quickly waved back using his right hand that still had only his thumb and index finger up. “Oh my God!” Rachel gasped, as she brought her hand to her mouth “What?” Monica asked concerned. “I think Joey just called me a loser!” she said still surprised, Monica just laughed. - The One Where They Go To Disney Land By, NannyGirl (The dentist office; Emma, Rachel, and Ross are in the waiting room.) Rachel: (Reading vogue) Wow! 50 off at Gucci! Ross: (Picks up a magazine off the table) Hey, Rach. Why don’t you try reading something like this. (Shows her the magazine) Rachel: (Takes the magazine from him and begins to read it) ‘Need some help finding your true love. Sign up now to find someone single in your area’? Ross, I’m married! (Throws it on his lap)Why don’t you read it?! Ross: (Mad) Fine! (Looks through the magazine) I have a girlfriend, you know? Rachel: Oh god.. Ross: Oh what’s wrong? Are you jealous? Rachel: (Putting her magazine down; annoyed) Wow! It’s 10 years ago! (Glares at Ross then continues to read) - The One Where Emma gets Her Braces By, JoeyRachel4eva | |||||||
1. The One Where Joey and Phoebe go to Six Flags reviewsEmma has cold feet when Ross and Rachel takes her to get her braces. Joey and Phoebe go on a suprising adventure when Monica gives them tickets to go to Six Flags. Monica and Chandler go to the Geller's place and end up being miss welcomed; M/C COMPLETEFriends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-7-08 - Complete2. Choices 2: I'm With You Song by Avril Lavigne » reviewsJ/R are Finally Together, and they're welcoming a new life into their own. New Trouble comes ahead. New Love. New Life. New.. Everything. TWO MORE CHAPTERS LEFT!Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,045 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 11-20-08 - Published: 7-31-083. Joey's night out reviewsJoey goes out the bar and tries his luck at picking up chicks... It doesn't go so well.. J/NOBODY :Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-10-08 - Joey T. - Complete4. A Celebration At Heart reviewsWhen Chandler Loses His Loved one, Monica, in an Accident, he Tells an Emotional Speach at her Funeral. A Speech that Only him and Monica could understand. M/C R/R And J/P A One shot that could have you reaching for the tissues. - Please ReviewFriends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-9-08 - Chandler B. & Monica G. - Complete5. The Art Of Breaking Up Joey Style reviewsHigh School Studen, Joey, is Inviting you to go in a behind scenes On what it's like for him to breakup with a girl. A Step By Step Tour. Read this hilarious Short Story as he talks to his current girlfriend. Don't worry. This is not J/R.Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-7-08 - Joey T. - Complete6. Deleted Scene from the One with Ross' Stepforward reviewsJ/R Friend Ship. Nothing in this Deleted scene effects the rest of the series!Friends - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-19-08 - Complete7. The one Where Emma Gets her Braces reviewsEmma has cold feet when Ross and Rachel takes her to get her braces. Joey and Phoebe go on a suprising adventure when Monica gives them tickets to go to Six Flags. Monica and Chandler go to the Gellars place and end up being miss welcomed. J/R ; M/CFriends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,425 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-18-08 - Complete8. Choices » reviewsRachel, Ross, and Joey. Sorrow, heart break, happiness, joy, and sadness. Love, passion, and sex. Love triangles and babies. But most importantly choices. This is a story about Rachel and the important Choices in love that she must makeFriends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,223 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 7-30-08 - Published: 6-14-089. 12 Lilies reviews2 People. Both Best friends. Both live together. Both in love. A cute, Romantic Oneshot. J/RFriends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-28-08 - Complete10. I Missed My Chance! A Song Fic JR reviewsThe song used in this Fic is 'In the arms of an Angel' By Sarah McLachlan.Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-15-08 - Complete11. The One With The School Dance reviewsHey This is My first Fic. I'm a die hard J/R fan! But this Story has Ross and Rachel and Joey and Rachel Romance. This story is a flashback episode. Joey and Ross Are in the car when they find something out about each, and it has to do with Rachel!Plz R&RFriends - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-13-08 - Complete