Hello kids,
What can I call you? Kris if you want, some people reduce my name to it anyways :)

Exactly what are you about? - Um...I am who I am and if you don't like it then you don't have to waste your time thinking, talking, or worrying about me. I love people, dislike people, ignore people and I'm CRAZY, period. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS, DEAL WITH IT OR LEAVE ME ALONE!

Eye Color - Dark Brown
Natural Hair color - Dark Brown
Hair color/cut at the moment - Brown and blonde/shortish
Favorite color - umm don't have one really
Favorite sport - tag(does that count??)
Will you talk to a person if they want to talk to you? - sure
Where do you live - California, about an hour away from LA
Favorite shape - star
Siblings - 2 older brothers
Favorite food - Pasta
Favorite drink - Mountain Dew, Coke, Sprite, Vitamin Water...
Hate anything - people who are mean for no reason(I don't hate them just dislike them a lot!!)
Most used word - dude or idk...
Had sex yet - What kind of question is that?? O_o
Celebrity crush(s) - ??
Piercings or tattoos - at the moment only ears pierced
Do you want any piercings or tattoos - yep
Are you single - sadly...
Long distance relations ships are... - difficult
Believe in true love - yep
Believe in love at first sight - ...i guess...
Do you want to get married? - Probably...
Who do you love? - Awesome, rad people...haha YUP! xD
Want kids - yep but not for a while!!
Anything else - erm...NOPE :))

I love living life the way I do. I make many mistakes and don't regret much because if it wasn't for everything I've done I woulnd't be where I am today. I'm strange and crazy but I'm okay with that. I'm very impulsive and do things and think later. I can be very persnickity.(did I spell that write??) I'm not the role model some may see me as but I'm a decent person. I'm pretty laid back and chill and if you think I'm cool then hit me up.

EDIT: Hey everyone!! I can't believe how many people like me!!(it's quite strange to me) I know any fans of Fall To Pieces might be mad at me but I've had trouble with that. No, I haven't been here for a LONG time. But I am back. I'll try my hardest to work with Fall To Pieces and thank you to everyone who has favorited one of my stories or me as an author, it makes me soooo freaking happy!!

Want to add me on Myspace?? CLiCK HERE THEN!!

Story Stats:
Broken Beyond Repair:Complete
Fall To Pieces: On Hold

RANDOM facts about me:

1 Annoying ppl is fun!!

2 My middle name is Marie(most common middle name ever!!)

3 I have more than one favorite color there's just too many to choose one!

4 My dad calls me a rebel without a cause IDK if he's making fun of me cause i dont like rules or cause im weird or what but he does!

5 I LOVE Tokio Hotel!!

Location: Naked next to my toilet in a hotel room...(SOME may get it)

IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits: Brighter Then Sunshine - Aqualung

Waking Up: Eyes On Fire - Blue Foundation

First Day At School: BigCityDreams - NeverShoutNever!

Making Your New Best Friend: Le Disko - Shiny Toy Guns

Falling In Love: Here In Your Arms - Hellogoodbye

Breaking Up: To Live Without It - The Spill Canvas

Prom: I'm Yours - Jason Mraz

Graduation: Satisfaction - Benny Benassi

Life's Okay: Apologize(Cover) - Silverstein

Death of a Close Friend: Funhouse - Pink

Mental Breakdown: I Constantly Thank God For Esteban - Panic! At The Disco

Driving: Don't Stay - Linkin Park

Flashback: Birds - Kate Nash

Getting Back Together: Turned to Real Life - Shiny Toy Guns

Birth of Child: Underneath Your Clothes - Shakira

Wedding Scene: Sometime Around Midnight - The Airborne Toxic Event

Car Accident: Him - Lily Allen

Final Battle: 1 2 3 4 - Plain White T's

Death Scene: A Place For My Head - Linkin Park

Funeral Song: Plasticine - Placebo

End Credits: Look At Us Now - Sarina Paris

Deleted Scenes: Reden - Tokio Hotel

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

AWESOMENESS:

Tokio Hotel(I've noticed a lot of people who like Twilight like Tokio Hotel)

Twilight Series(The 1st book series I've ever read)

Vampire Kisses Series(2nd book series I've ever read, it's sooo awesome)

GUYS of Tokio Hotel drool(the guys themselves need their own spot!!)

Sweeney Todd:The Demon Barber of Fleet Street(There's a hole in the world with a great black pit and it's filled with people who r filled with shit!!)

Rockband 2(funny how Bill and Gustav didn't get thrown off by Miley's singing at the VMA's, I would have!!)

Fanfiction(most of what I read!!)

Youtube(It's where I go to Bill-ify my day!!LOL)

Crystal's funniness(OMG Tom looks just like Bill there!!LOL OMG it's a flying bird(wait that was Kenia)!!)

Stories in The Works:

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Scars You'll Never See

Summary: Twilight fanfic. Bella and Edward were best friends but things changed with them and at home. Bella gets abused and has no one. Why not? What happened with her and Edward?
Pairings: BellaxEdward, RosaliexEmmett, JasperxAlice, EsmexCarlise Normal pairings
Rating: M

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Outfits for Broken Beyond Repair

Chapter 1:Port Angeles

Bella's dinner with Edward Outfit

Edwards dinner with Bella outfit

Chapter 6 and 7: Eddie's NAKED! Well, almost and Truth or Dare

Bella's Outfit

What's UNDER Bella's Outfit

Cowboy

Fireman

I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred (Sorry for The creepy guy that sings the song & slightly creepy video!!)

Chapter 9 : Secrets That Need To Be Told

Bella's Lingerie

Bella's Yellow Outfit

Chapter 10:

Bella's Lingerie minus the boots

Bella's Outfit

Outfits for Fall to Pieces

Edward's Hair but bronze not brown: Eddie's Hair

Pretty Much the same: Bella's Hair

Chapter 1:Withdraw Sucks

Bella at the club

Edward at the club

Chapter 2 and 3: Bad Touch and Lover I Don't Have to Love

Bad Touch

Lover I Don't Have To Love by Bright Eyes

Bella's Club Outfit

Edward's Club Oufit

Chapter 4 : MMMM Chocolate

Bella's Outfit

Edward's Outfit

Stuff to check out:

I Hate Everything About You (One of THE best stories I've ever read BUT IT IS TOKIO HOTEL...)

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

FRIENDSHIP

1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on mountain dew.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well. Again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at you.

9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'.

Quotes/Fun Sayings

When it rains on my party... I break out the slip 'n' slide!

Flying is easy! Just throw yourself at the ground and miss!

Don't take life too seriously: You'll never get out alive!

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes.

Good friends are Gods way of apologizing for family.

Parents spend the first years of our lives teaching us to walk and talk... and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

The statistics on sanity is the one out of every four Americans are suffering from mental illness. Think of your three best friends... if they seem okay, then it's you.

I used to be normal... thats until I met the freaks that I call friends.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

Dancing by yourself is not crazy, it is fun!

People say talking to yourself is a sign of being mental... Well, I'm just trying to have an intelligent conversation!

Keep Smiling... It makes people wonder what your up too!

Emmett's the strongest,

Edward's the fastest,

But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous.