| Effanineffable |
Author has written 33 stories for Cats, Phantom of the Opera, Misc. Tv Shows, A Cinderella Story, Teen Titans, Avatar: Last Airbender, In the Heights, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Avenue Q, West Side Story, Bare, and Glee. Effanineffable believes in peace, love, and musical theatre. She supports marriage equality, is voting for Pinocchio in 2012, and never wears matching socks. Answers to Rae, Niphie, and 'Look it's Wesley Taylor!' Loves: RUGBY. Broadway. Peanut Butter. Grammar. Lin-Manuel Miranda. Unappreciated literary classics. Reading under the blankets. Blank notebooks. George Akram. Superheroes. John Tartaglia! Giving and receiving long, thoughtful reviews. Fleury. Tea without sugar. Knitting needles. The entire cast, crew, and creative team of Shrek the Musical, including Doc the security guard. Puppets. Feeling GLEEful. Equality. Attempting to sing along to Miranda-rap. Foreign languages. Wesley Taylor's fake German accent. Musicals. Phantom by Susan Kay. Fanfiction.net. Will read: Anything and everything. Will review: Everything I read. Hates: Deteriorating stories. Avatarded pairing bashing. Pointless hatred. Remakes of classic Disney songs. David Archuletta's version of Think of Me. Cooked spinach. Favorites and Alerts without reviews. Homophobia. Religious persecution. 'Dubya.' The deterioration of the English language. Assumptions. Stereotypes. Time spent wishing for miracles rather than going out and making it happen. ¡Mire los fuegos artificiales vuelan! Encienda para arriba el cielo nocturno… Musicals: Avenue Q. bare. Cats. Chess. A Chorus Line. Drowsy Chaperone. Fiddler on the Roof. Full Monty. Hair. In the Heights. Next to Normal. RENT. Rock of Ages. Shrek. Spring Awakening. Tanz der Vampire/Dance of the Vampires. title of show. West Side Story. Draußen ist Freiheit. Dort, wo der Horizont beginnt, gibt es ein Land, in dem alle Wunder möglich sind. Curently enjoys: flailing every time Kurt Hummel appears on my television. Current goal: Putting aside an hour every day for some quality puppet time. Current fanfiction-related goal: Writing a decent Kurt-centered fic. Current completely irrational goal: Moving to New York and becoming a puppeteer for Avenue Q. I used to think we lived at the top of the world, when the world was just a subway map and the one-slash-nine made a dotted line to my place. I used to think the Bronx was a place in the sky when the world was just a subway map, and my thoughts took shape on that fire escape. Can you remind me of what it was like at the top of the world? ~Nina, In the Heights | |||||||||||||||
1. Microwave reviewsSpoilers for the episode 'Ballad,' don't say I didn't warn you. "Gave her half an hour to pack. Her father set the timer on the microwave."Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-20-09 - Quinn F. - Complete2. Sleeping Habits reviewsRock of Ages; Franz and Regina enjoy the other's sleeping habits, even though neither will ever admit it. Almost ridiculously fluffy, so you have been warned.Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-21-093. Phone Call reviewsThere's a lot of things Peter should be doing. He should go find his mother or delete Jason's number from his phone or go across the sidewalk to the girl's dorm to talk to Ivy in person. But all he can do is give her a phone call.Bare - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-20-09 - Complete4. Time Zones reviewsRock of Ages; Franz is in Hamburg and Regina is in LA. There's a nine hour time difference between them, but that doesn't stop Franz from calling her every day to say goodnight. The only problem is that he's telling her goodnight at five in the morning!Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-17-09 - Complete5. Catch Me I'm Falling reviewsHe’d never known that his musings about life and love could be put down on paper, had even laughed in his therapist’s face when she had suggested it. It was a private thing, he reasoned, so why should he write it down?Bare - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-9-09 - Complete6. Imaginary Friend reviewsPeter never had an imaginary friend when he was younger, but it was now common knowledge that wherever Peter went, Jason came with him.Bare - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-1-09 - Complete7. Sweet Tooth reviewsRock of Ages; Franz's dream of opening a confectionary store didn't come out of nowhere. He's had a sweet tooth and a love of candy since childhood.Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-29-09 - Complete8. Centenares de Historias » reviewsA series of completely random pieces about the characters as kids.In the Heights - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 27 - Words: 12,804 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 6-18-09 - Published: 12-4-089. The Other Girl reviewsIt's not just the Jets and Sharks that have changed after Tony's death. There are changes with the girls too.West Side Story - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-16-09 - Complete10. Guinea Pig reviewsSonny tries to create new slushies, Pete tries to remember why he agreed to try them, and Nina tries not to laugh at them.In the Heights - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-7-09 - Complete11. Mi Amor Secreto reviewsBefore leaving home, Lincoln tries to figure out which will benefit everyone in the end: telling everyone the truth or keeping his feelings to himself.In the Heights - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-20-09 - Complete12. Washington Bridge reviewsBenny walks back to the Heights one evening, thinking about his life. He comes across Kevin and Camila, the latter of which has a nice little chat with him.In the Heights - Rated: K+ - English - General/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-18-09 - Complete13. Lucky Penny reviewsAvenue Q; We all make mistakes and tell little white lies once in a while, right? Well, one of those is about to catch up with Princeton...Avenue Q - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-5-09 - Complete14. Memoría de Foto reviewsIn this album, there's a picture of Abuela in Havana. She is holding a rag doll, unsmiling, black and white. I wonder what she's thinking. Does she know that she'll be leaving for the city on a cold, dark night?In the Heights - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-10-08 - Complete15. ¡los fuegos artificiales vuelan! reviewsAs the streets fill during the blackout, Nina is completely lost and disoriented. Will she allow Benny to help her find her way home?In the Heights - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-30-08 - Complete16. Lincoln reviewsThis story follows the original plot of the musical, where Nina has a brother and he is in love with a most unlikely character.In the Heights - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-17-08 - Complete17. TwentyFive Years reviewsFiddler on the Roof; Tevye muses over love, realizing that his daughters know more than he does. Then he asks Golde, "Do you love me?"Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-17-08 - Complete18. Rice Pudding reviewsBustopher Jones really wants some pudding, so he goes exploring. If he thinks sneaking around a restaurant is all he is in store for, he is terribly wrong.Cats - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-2-08 - Bustopher Jones & Mistoffelees/Quaxo - Complete19. Cats Mess Ups » reviewsOh no! Our favorite little cats can't seem to get anything right! Will the play turn into a complete disaster, or will everyone leave the theater laughing? You be the judge. Rated in case.Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,274 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 10-9-08 - Published: 7-11-0820. En ese Escape de Fuego reviewsA twelve year old Nina sits on the fire escape, the results of a horrible day at school clutched in her hands. Can a teenage Benny cheer her up?In the Heights - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-5-08 - Complete21. Return » reviewsRaven is summoned back to Azarath to rebuild a crumbling civilization. The Titans decide to accompany her in her journey. Chaos and other such Beast Boy-ish things ensue...Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,053 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 9-9-08 - Published: 7-2-08 - Raven22. Grandpakku reviewsAn insight to Kana and Pakku's past and present relationships.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-9-08 - Pakku - Complete23. Tapa del Mundo reviewsAfter the blackout, Benny and Nina end up in Benny's apartment. Benny's set on taking Nina home, but not before her injured knee makes quite a pain of itself. BennyxNina fluff ahoy!In the Heights - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-5-08 - Complete24. Shear Madness reviewsIgnore the pun... The aftermath of Azula's breakdown.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 7-20-08 - Azula - Complete25. Firelords reviewsThe continuation of the now famous 'Where is my mother' encounter.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-20-08 - Zuko - Complete26. Marmories Sui reviewsA rant...Cats - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-4-08 - Complete27. Drabbles » reviewsCompletely random drabbles. One for each character, eventually.Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-3-08 - Published: 7-2-0828. Thaumaturgists » reviewsAn exploration of Macavity's life and his relationships with Demeter, Munkustrap, Rum Tum Tugger, Old Deuteronomy, and Mistoffelees.Cats - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,700 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 6-10-08 - Published: 5-12-08 - Macavity & Mistoffelees/Quaxo29. A Cinderella's Revenge reviewsSam Montgomery has a problem. I'll give you a hint: there's three of them, they're all of the male persuasion, and they're taking over her fandom!A Cinderella Story - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-1-08 - Complete30. Turbo Car Basil reviewsJohnny and the Sprites; Basil's greatest fear is that someone will discover his secret passion for video games. So what happens when Johnny finds out?Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-12-08 - Complete31. Protective Father reviewsSkimbleshanks and Rumpleteazer have a short conversation during Tugger's song. It explores their relationship as well as how they each view Tugger... to some extent.Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-22-08 - Rumpleteazer & Skimbleshanks - Complete32. Khanum's Puppets reviewsSpoofed from Susan Kay's Phantom, this tells the backstory of the little harem girl sent to Erik. I tried to make her a more likeable character, so hopefully it works out okay...Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,431 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-22-08 - Erik - Complete33. Crush of Conjuring Proportions reviewsEveryone's favorite magician has feelings for a rather unattainable queen. Follow him in his dilemma, and you may find yourself 'aww-ing' at the end.Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-22-08 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo & Demeter - Complete