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My real name is Nathan. I currently live in Illinois, although I'm originally from Missouri (and wish I still lived there). I've been watching Home Improvement since it's second season in 1992.
Some things/people I like:
Male actor: Jonathan Taylor Thomas
Female actor: Jill Hennessy
Other actors I like: Tim Allen, Noah Wyle, George Clooney, Sam Waterston, Goran Visnjic, Linus Roache, Patricia Richardson, Laura Innes, Sherry Stringfield, Julianna Margulies, Mariska Hargitay, and Jenna Elfman
TV Shows: Home Improvement, ER, Law and Order, Crossing Jordan, Medium, Dharma and Greg, and The Drew Carey Show.
Books: Anything by John Grisham, Carole Nelson Douglas, Dave Barry, or Stephen King.
Music: Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band, John Hiatt, Dave Matthews Band, Hootie and the Blowfish, and Sheryl Crow.
Hobbies: Reading, watching TV, and listening to music.
My favorite quotes:
It's the edging that fucks me up. -Tim Allen
There is nothing useless about a pair of Ubanian nose flutes. -Jonathan Taylor Thomas
I have a sister. My sister's name is Jane. This is The Song That Jane Likes. - Dave Matthews
Bite me!- My sister.
Youneverknow- Former St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Joaquin Andujar
If it makes you happy, then it can't be that bad- Sheryl Crow in the song "If It Makes You Happy"
Aww pickle!- My 8th grade history teacher
If I had it all, oh I'd fuck it up- Dave Matthews Band in the song "If I Had It All"
It's always easier to leave than be left- Dave Matthews when announcing the death of long time DMB saxophonist LeRoi Moore.
Favorite Drink: Caffeine Free Diet Pepsi
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If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile
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If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.
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92 percent of teens have moved onto rap. If you are part of the 8 that still listen to real music, copy and paste this into your profile.
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect. If you agree, copy this into your profile, and add your name to the list: Randy Taylor
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Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.
7 Things I Hate About Everyone
#1: People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
#2. People who are willing to get off their @ss to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.
#3. When people say, "It's always in the last place you look". Of course
it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?
#4. When people say while watching a film, "Did you see that?". No , I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
#5. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
#6. When people say, "Life is short". What the hell? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer?
#7. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came, would I be standing here?
Actual Consumer Labels:
- Hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (What? But I do that all the time!)
- Bag of candy: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
- Bar of soap: Use like regular soap. (But how do you use regular soap?)
- Dessert (bottom of box): Do not turn upside down. (Too late.)
- Chainsaw: Warning - Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with hands. (Dammit!)
- Keyboard: Warning - To reduce possibilities of fatal injuries, please read instructions manual.
- Children's Cough Medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery after consuming. (Because 10-year-olds can totally drive.)
- Child's Superman Costume: Warning - Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
- American Airlines Packet of Peanuts: Instructions - Open bag, eat nuts. (Warning: May contain nuts.) (No, really?)
- Swimming Pool: Please refrain from shaving when using the whirlpool or sauna.
BOLD ones are me
I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean (That's insulting! Me and most of my friends are actors/actresses!)
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder (Nope, just an unnaturally high metabolism.)
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all (If I dated one of them... oh, that's a scary thought. Their girlfriends are scary.)
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head (What's wrong with hearing voices in my head?)
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports (If it involves a ball being in the air I do. But that's not really the point, now is it?)
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life (I wish...)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try (I try, I just have issues concentrating when I have a radio, a computer, and a T.V. nearby.)
I READ SLASH/INCEST, so I MUST have sex with my family.
I like to be ALONE, so I MUST have no friends.
I LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST love the Disney Channel.
I LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST love Hannah Montana (She's okay, I guess, but I don't really like her that much. Especially not the show.)
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans
I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet (I think only one of my teachers even knows my name...)
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress (I am, but still...)
I WEAR GLASSES, so I MUST be a geek (People think I'm a geek a lot...)
I like cartoons, so I MUST be immature.
I'm emo so I must cut myself
I like to talk, so I MUST be a gossip.
I don't fight back, so I MUST be pathetic.
I wear black, so I MUST be goth.
I'm intelligent, so I MUST be weak.
I got a lower grade, so I MUST be dumb.
I'm blonde, so I MUST be a ditz.
I don't want a boyfriend/girlfriend, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a dancer, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm strong, so I MUST be stupid.
I raise my hand, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.
I dye my hair, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a Christian, so I MUST convert you.
I'm atheist, so I MUST hate other religions.
I have a speech problem, so I MUST be retarded.
I'm American, so I MUST be obese.
I'm a cheer-leader, so I MUST be conceited.
I play an instrument, so I MUST be a band geek.
I'm white, so I MUST be selfish.
I'm black, so I MUST be violent.
I care about the environment, so I MUST be a hippie.
I'm disabled, so I MUST be looking for pity.
I don't like a specific black person, so I MUST be racist.
I like rap/hip hop, so I MUST be ghetto.
I live in a smaller house, so I MUST be poor.
I lose and forget things, so I MUST be irresponsible.
I'm bad at making friends, so I MUST be an outcast.
I have no job, so I MUST be a drop-out.
I'm sick of the world, so I MUST be suicidal.
I don't like crowds, so I MUST be anti-social.
I like online gaming, so I MUST be a geek.
I'm a tomboy, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm emotional, so I MUST be a baby.
I get angry, so I MUST be abusive.
I’m Mexican, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I have lots of friends, so I MUST be a prep.
I'm fat, so I MUST have an eating problem.
I'm skinny, so I MUST have an eating disorder.
I have no interest in math, so I MUST be an idiot.
I like school, so I MUST be a nerd.
I don't cry, so I MUST not have feelings.
I'm different, so I MUST not be allowed to fit in.
I'm a person, so I MUST be LABELED.
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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson" I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
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