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since: 04-20-08, id: 1556701, Profile Updated: 08-23-09
country: United States
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Author has written 10 stories for Artemis Fowl, Lord of the Flies, Inkheart, and Heroes.

Hey, I'm Raisins and Kleenex. Seriously, don't even ask. I was too busy being sick to think of a good name. I'm also known as Salali on AFC and Fangathering, but the name was already taken here.

About me... well, my trumpet section is still deciding on whether I'm 60 or 80 (I'm neither, by the way), because I like knitting, crocheting, and cross-stitching, as well as Star Trek. My favorite genre of music is the Celtic fiddle, but unfortunately we don't play a lot of that in concert band.

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(¸.•´ (¸. ´¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

So, on the subject of fics. Wakers will most likely never be finished. It was one of those stories where I had a great idea for the first couple of chapters, but I didn't take the time to think out the ending before I started publishing. So, it sort of dried up and now it's not going anywhere. You can read it if you really want to, but just remember that I'm never going to update it. Although I might add the third chapter that I published on AFC...

Life of a Teenage Heiress is also a little dubious. I haven't put in a plot yet, so it's starting to be a bunch of stories about Di and An. I'll try and work on it, but no promises.

After having read many, many anti-Sue fics (props to Epitome of Randomness) and a very specific and very helpful How Not To Write Fanfiction, by The One Called Demetra, I have made the decision to completely redo my story "Daughter of a Legend". Hopefully once I start getting it back up it will be more of a story and less of a self-insert than before. So if you're looking for that, that's where it's gone. I'll also be looking for a beta for that, hopefully. If you're interested, send me a PM.

I've decided that I'm best at one-shots (mostly because I don't have any deadlines then). So 'Gravity', 'Finding the Blujay', '100 Years', 'Merry Christmas', 'The Fisherman', 'Goodbye', and 'Memories and Headstones' are all one-shots (this is meant to the people who put them on alerts). They won't be updated because they are done.

Like every author, I really love reviews. I'm trying to review every story I read, and I urge you to do the same. You took the five minutes to read the story, now you can take the extra 30 seconds to review it nicely. I did the math - out of 3,459 hits, I got 68 reviews. That's 1.97 percent. I find that very saddening. Just putting that out there.

So yeah. That's my profile. :D

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1. Daughter of a Legend reviews
A remake of the original DoaL.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-22-09 - Artemis F.
2. Gravity reviews
For as hard as we try, as often as we seek to pull ourselves away from the earth, our past, and our looming future, we can never fly.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-1-09 - Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
3. Finding The Bluejay reviews
Spoilers for Inkdeath. Violante wanders the marketplace, reflecting on her relationship with The Bluejay.
Inkheart - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-2-08 - Mo F. & Fenoglio - Complete
4. Life Of A Teenage Heiress » reviews
Three months after finding out who her real parents were, Diana has come to loathe Fowl Manor. But when a tragic accident forces her ex-sister Anteros to live with them, things could get a little more interesting... Sequel to "Daughter of a Legend"
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 9-30-08 - Published: 7-22-08 - Artemis F. & Butler
5. The Wakers » reviews
When a demon pair stops time, only seven creatures are left awake, including the two that stopped it. Memories of Hybras haunt them, magic is going wild, and time needs to be started again... before it's too late. Pretty much on hiatus/dead...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-5-08 - Published: 5-22-08 - Artemis F. & Holly S.
6. 100 Years reviews
A songfic based on the song "100 Years" by Five for Fighting.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-23-08 - Holly S. & Artemis F. - Complete
7. Memories and Headstones reviews
Jack Merridew calls a reunion twenty years after their rescue, but why?
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-16-08 - Complete
8. The Fisherman's Wave reviews
The end of TLC from the fisherman's point of view. Freeform-poem format.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-2-08 - Artemis F. & Butler - Complete
9. Merry Christmas reviews
A one-shot describing the Fowl family at Christmas a few years in the future. M/A shipping, spoilers for the fifth book.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-1-08 - Artemis F. & Holly S. - Complete
10. Goodbye reviews
Artemis goes to a debutante ball in honor with Minerva, but memories of Angeline and his utter inability to talk to girls keep interrupting the dancing.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-23-08 - Artemis F. & Angeline F. - Complete
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