Name: You can call me Shadow
Age: Hm... I'll let you guess
Location: I call it the Land of the Crabs. Its in the USA
Gender: Female
Magical Pairings and other such fun stuff:
Hey people, I'll start in the very unoriginal way of saying what manga/anime/books I like and they happen to be Naruto, Death Note, One Piece, Wolf's Rain, Hellsing, Area 88, and Naruto((again))Twilight and Maximum Ride.
Now as none of you probably know, I'm a yaoi fangirl and proud of it so deal with your homophobia some other way and look at my parings of doom!! Yah anyway here they be:JiraiyaTsunade, AsumaKurenai ((This is the only pairing I like that Kishimoto made along with the one to the left)), PeinKonan, KisaIta, SasoDei and KakuHidan. And yes, the Akatsuki are gay. Why else wear purple nail polish? Unless Orochimaru picked it out or something... o.o Oh and TsumeToboe ((Not Naruto for once))
Ok well since I seem to find ((and like)) some of the weirdest and most unlikely pairings here they are: Max/Iggy, Jasper/Bella ((Don't throw things at me, I think it (might) would work)), SessInu, Envy/Ed ((Just don't ask)), Anderson/Alucard and Ace/Luffy ((You know, this is the second incest pairing I have... maybe its a trend o.o)).
And of course I have the pairings I hate being Sasuke/Anyone((He's a stuck up bastard with a stick shoved up his ass)), Sakura/Anyone((She's a useless pink-haired banshee fangirl that deserves to die. What can I say?)), Hinata/Anyone((I dislike her.. a lot)), SasuSaku((I really hate this pair)), SasuHina((Sorry to my friend Sky, its a no)), NaruSaku, SasuNaru((Fuck no)), ShikaIno((I thank Sky for reminding me)), SakuraAkustuki, NaruHina((Way to overused))
Yay my favorite characters!!:
All of the Akatsuki, Hidan((I love him the most XD)),Orochimaru((yah I know he's a snake-raping pedophile but I love him anyway)), Shikamaru, Gaara, Light/Raito ((OMFG! Something not Naruto!!)), L, Strawhat Crew, Jasper, Iggy, Emmit
Well that was fun. Onto more about myself:
I am a very lazy person so if I ever get to actually writing a decent story then it will probably take forever for me to update. Just a warning. I spend most of my free time on my most holy laptop((that I would die without)) which is so overloaded with crap that it should explode soon. If you see a mushroom cloud in the distance with burning manga raining down then stop at my funeral and leave me a flower or something. I read manga, watch anime, and cosplay but mostly read((and sometimes write)) fanfiction. Yes, I have no life. My four best friends who I love((no, not in that way)) currently live in a different state than me since my lovely((not)) parents decided that moving would be a fun thing to do. Like hell it was.
Oh and I'm so happy!! I got a freaking huge ass poster with Ryuk on it!! Its great and did I mention huge? Its being used as a curtain right now since sunlight burns me. ._.
I really like fanfictions that have Naruto not being a idiot or loudmouth or... himself. One of the reasons I hate parts of the series. Also the english voices are retarted. I hate fluff relationships unless it has to do with the Akatsuki. If it tells you anything I stopped reading a fanfic when I was on chapter 30 something all because the author decided to make it have fluff. I really despise it. Hmm... oh yes I'm short but hate to admit it so fuck off. I have long brown hair that I refuse to cut or go to the hair dresser place. I swear they are evil. No way in hell am I trusting them anywhere near my head with those scissors.
I really don't like the Catholic/Christian((is there a difference?)) religion so don't get preachy near me, I might bite. I'm a proud sort-of-but-not-really-Pastafarian and Jashinist. Don't ask how I can be both at once; I won't tell. And if you don't know who Jashin is then be condemned in hell forever! Well, not really but go read the Naruto chapters around 312-330 ((I think)) and pay attention to Hidan. He's one of my favorite characters ((along with the rest of the Akatsuki)).
I am proud to say that I have completed two of my goals in life. One was to drink sake which I did at this sushi restaurant, it tasted kinda like beer but weirder. But I only had a little considering I'm still under the drinking age, damn you useless laws. My second goal was to make a clay bird, throw it and yell 'Art is a bang!!" Which I did and I still do whenever I get clay. Be wary of random pieces of clay flying through the air.
My lovely thoughts on Naruto:
Ok sorry but Kishimoto fucked up big time. I mean it would have been ok if Itachi died in some really cool way but for him to get killed by Sasuke? Its just crap. Not to mention the fact he's good. Killing him is one thing but completely destroying his image and saying he actually cared about Sasuke went way too far. Sasuke should get killed by some random civilian in a filler episode, he doesn't deserve Itachi's attention. Also making Tobi a old guy! What the fuck!? He's like over 80 years old! Not to mention having Sasori killed by his grandma, thats just low ((even though it happened way back -sweatdrop-)). Lets just say Kishimoto should go into hiding unless he wants to suffer a very, very painful death. -.- But on a completely different note, Sasuke is going beyond emo and angst. I swear it's like a whole new fucking level. I think he finally lost his mind in chapter 400, the face was priceless... Haha go Tobi XD Well until the later chapters that is.
Fuck!! That son of a whore((no offense)) Kishimoto just made Sasuke stronger again!! Damn it all!! Itachi was freakin awsome but his fag of a little brother should die! Crush Konoha my ass. I mean it deserves to be crushed but not by a emo prick with a stick shoved up his ass. I mean what the hell is with the new sharingan?! Watch it be the most powerful ability in the entire series. I swear the manga is going to be named Sasuke soon because I havn't seen the main character in like ten fucking charpters. Isn't it supposed to be about him? Apparently not. And if you have no clue what I'm talking about go read the new Naruto chapters then die because its so full of bullshit. Oh and then Emo-boy goes and joins the Akatsuki! I mean what the hell?! The poor organization is ruined now. Ah, that felt better. Sorry for teh super long rant.
Well I thought the description of me before was bad so I'm giving a new one which is also bad:
I have very long brown hair((I said that before didn't I?)) and my eyes are dark brown((Boring right? I want color contacts)). My height? Um... er... can I just say short? I'll measure myself later -.- And I'm Caucasian or whatever you call white.
Stuff I Found That I Like
Life is like a book. no one reads your's unless it has an interesting title.
People are like mushrooms. you can't tell if they're ok or poisoned.
The higher you are, the more you have to fall.
Life is a story, so who's the storyteller?
You can cover your eyes, but eventually you'll run into a wall.
When I get a little money I buy books, if I have any left I buy food.
A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong
Yosh! I think thats it for now and I am too lazy to write anything else so until then, ja ne.
Oh wait! I must... WE ARE SPARTA!! XD
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