My real name is not the most interesting, so if you must call me something go with Alexa, Lexa, Flame or Fireball (which i dont like; it makes me sound fat - which i'm not). I'm a teenager, but most of the time i'm either too mature or too immature to pass for my age. I can be pretty crazy (anyone who's met me can confirm that) and when I start rambling I can go on forever. I have tendecies to narrate stuff that's happening in my head (I'm doing it right now). Weird, yes, deal with it :D I correct people's grammer sometimes when they speak which is annoying, I know, but I can't help it. :P

I have short jet black hair, eyes which look black but are actually dark brown, and am 5´4 in height. That's all you'll ever get me to say (although there's not much else to know really).

I found fanfiction while I was searching for x-men evolution episodes. I read a few stories here and I thought they were really good, and since I love writing I thought I'd join up. :P The only person who's read any of my stories so far are my best friends so I'd love reviews, good ones or flames 'cause Alexa lives for the flames (if you knew the full story I promise you'd be highly amused, but unfortunately i cannot tell you. yet.) either way I'd appreciate reviews xP

And in case you haven't noticed, I'm addicted to smileys and elipses on occasion. And also chocolate ice-cream... yum, heaven. I only eat the plain variety though 'cause the ones with chocolate or cookie chunks gross me out. Seriously, the cookies aren't even crunchy anymore, just soggy - shudder.

My favourite pairings are as follows:

X-men Evolution

Lancitty (my absolute favourite and tied for first place with Romy)

Romy (in my opinion not nearly enough was shown of this couple in the series although FF more than makes up for it)

X-ietro (they might not be an official couple but they are so awesome together)

Jonda (the same said above applies here too. I mean who wouldnt want the two crazy ones to get together, huh?)

Kurmanda (they are just plain sweet)

Jott (people might hate these two but I like them. anyway, they are only perfect together)

minor couples include: Amara-Bobby (ocassionally Amara-Roberto), Tabitha-Ray, Rahne-Roberto

Not a big fan of Jubilee/Bobby. I'm not a big fan of Loro either but I can live with it

Maximum Ride

Fax (LOVE them to death)

Niggy (I know its a bit unrealistic but if you want to know me live with it)

Elly (Ella and Iggy, who I hope hooks up cause I have to admit, Nudge is a bit young for him and would probably talk him to death, lol)

Twilight

Edward-Bella (like DUH)

Alice-Jasper

Jacob- and... me!! lol (he's way too good for bella or nesse) :D

Mediator

Suze-Jesse

But Paul-Suze are good too - hmmm... maybe even better on account of him being evil and all

Magic in Manhatten

Rafel (Raf and Rachel)

Tammy-Bosh (scuba babies!!)

wish Miri had someone to pair up with (imagines a teenage wizard who is also obssessed with saving the world)

Likes: (as if you care)

singing

drawing (with pencils, i do NOT like painting)

writing, writing, writing

reading, reading, reading

dancing

watching episodes of x-men evo over and over again and driving everyone crazy by quoting lines from it all the time

re-reading my favourite books, e.g. The Mortal Instruments, Maximum Ride, Twilight, All About Rachel, The Mediator, Watchers, etc.

um, there are more but i can't think of any right now...

Dislikes:

cheese (except on pizza)

poachers (those bastards!! how can they kill defensless animals, huh?)

watching Monty Python movies (they are great when you can't sleep - my dad would kill me for saying that; he loves them)

talking to my friends about a book or using a line from a book only to remember they don't like reading

when people stare at me like a freak because i started laughing/crying at something I was reading

the Red Haired Wonder (although she did think Max was Fang's sister so you can't really blame her)

Erasers (Ari is an exception), Jeb Batchelder, Anne Walker, all Whitecoats

HYDRA

the colour hot pink - it hurts the eyes

Hot Guys: (fictional)

Jesse De Silva (come on! dead guys should not look that good!)

Jacob Black (attack me if you like edward fans but jake's waaaayyy better!!)

Paul Slater (evil + hot = perfect)

Fang (hottest Avian American ever! I just love his black/purple wings)

Jace Wayland (can't think of comments)

Edward Cullen (ahhh, shocker! edward's 6th on the list! i'm probably the first girl on the planet to do that xP)

All three Kosravi brothers: Raf, Will, Mitch

Iggy (sense of touch right? wink, wink :D)

Lance Alvers (scruffy, but totally cute)

Gambit/Remy Lebeau (love those eyes)

Fanfics:

Alright, my first fanfic (x-men evo) is cancelled. i think. well, let's compromise and say its on a break, 'cause I'm also working on my second novel while juggling two more simultaneously so the fanfic future is looking pretty bleak at the moment. If I'm lucky I'll get a couple of fluffs done for max&fang or clary&jace... crosses fingers

wish me luck and please review once its up xP

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