Sex: Female
Age: 18
Nationality: Czech
Fluent languages: Czech (mother-tongue)
English (almost ten years)
Russian (four years)
German (complete beginner)
Hobbies: history (I want to study it on the college, so I’m pretty good in it)
writing stories
reading books
any good films (I recently discovered Japanese director Akira Kurosawa – and in general I prefer Eastern films above ones from Hollywood right now)
tea (I’m addicted to a good tea – preferably white one, but I don’t reject any with only one exception – I really, really hate tea from herbs)
Favourite genre: sci-fi
fantasy
historical movies
and others I got my hands on and like them in the moment
Favourite books: Star Wars (I read almost everything published in English)
The Lord of the Ring
series of Watches ( from Russian author Lukjanenko)
Neverwhere by Gaiman
Last Lord of the Ring by Kiryl Yeskov (Russian author, not sure if translated into English)
Watcher from Szapkowski
and much more...
Favourite films and serials : Star Wars ( but not SW: Holiday special, Force forbid that!)
Watches ( Дозоры)
Stargate
Stargate Atlantis
Battlestar Galactica
Witcher (made in Poland)
House of Flying Daggers
Geisha
TMNT
Samurai
and so on...
I have great dislike for Harry Potter, Pirates of the Carribean, soap operas and stuff like this. But I have no problem with accepting a good story/point/character, even if I dislike its genre in generall:)
For example:
I like the cocky captain Jack Sparrow (he is Han Solo in a way, don’t you think?), but I really, really don’t like Elisabeth or Legolas (er, what is his name in this movie, anyway??).
Fred and George are the best, I though, from the entire Harry Potter saga.
And so, so on...I may continue to an infinity.
If you dislike, hate, despise or have any negative feelings at all for Harry Potter, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you utterly loathe and dispise Hannah Montana, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan,JediWolfMaster, Jedi Ani Unduli, Torli
Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Empress Caroline of Tamaran, monkyluvr, Darth KenObi-Wan, JediWolfMaster, Jedi Ani Unduli, Torli
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile
92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing at the others.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile
93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy but I'm just random! If you are random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
We interrupt this profile for an important message to one who has passed on. He will be remembered dearly.
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
A moment of silence.
You may be obsessed with Star Wars if...
... your favorite book of the Bible is 'Luke.'
... you refer to children as 'younglings,' elevators as 'turbolifts,' and bathrooms as 'refreshers.'
... you have looked for Ewoks when entering a wooded area.
... you address your teachers as "Master."
... you have attempted to use a glowstick as a miniature weapon.
... when an object was out of your reach, you have extended your hand toward it and expected it to come to you.
... you wave you hand in front of you to open automatic doors.
... you have quoted lines from the Star Wars movies unintentionally.
... you have ever attempted to perform a jung ma.
... you even know what a jung ma is.
... you have ever been surprised to open a refrigerator and find that the milk is not blue.
... you know how to write in Aurebesh.
... you have ever insulted someone by calling them 'sleemo.'
... you have painted or drawn a picture in which there are at least two suns in the sky.
... you understand any of this.
I hope that this is sorta Luminescence for ya all!
May the Force be with you all.
For your information: I’m going to finish my high school education in this school year and therefore, I really don’t know how often I will be able to update. So, be patient with me, please!
Last update: 3rd of October
Authors Note (10.9.2008): I really need updates or feedbacks! It makes me so happy. And I enable anonymous reviews, so from now, there is no excuse! Even from lazy ones...
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