Salut, mes amies! Comment allez-vous?

Hey, I'm La Saboteuse,which is the feminine version of saboteur...as in, someone who sabotages! Cool, huh?

One of my goals for writing these ridiculous fanfics is to show that, although Edward and Bella have some serious issues, they still have a lot of fun together. Aaaaand I'm a total sucker for romance-fluff.

There are those who are very insistent that they write solely for themselves, and not other people. That seems quite contradictory, because, well, if they are only writing for themselves, why do they post things of FanFiction?

I have no qualms with saying that I write as much for others as I do for my own enjoyment--in fact, some of my better pieces, early on, were created mainly to entertain my best friend, Savina. 'Wake-up Call', for instance, was started because she commanded that I write her a story, as she was bored. I don't really know how it happened, but I was suddenly writing quite furiously and literaly handing her each page as I wrote it. Then, because it takes much less time to read than to write, she kept pressing me to hurry up and write faster! It was crazy fun, and because of things like that, I have discovered the immense satisfaction drawn from trying to make other people happy.

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In case you haven't looked at my Favorites list recently...I am now into Harry Potter fiction! And Avatar! Scary, I know, but I was bored and thought, 'Eh, why not?'

Believe you me, I wasn't sure about how it would turn out, but I'm officially hooked, and I'll never look back. I probably won't write anything other than Twilight, though.

So, basically, I'm a California girl, freshman in college at Brigham Young University in Idaho, and avid reader. Not much else matters to you, probably, but I'm going to tell you more anyway! Mwa-hah-hah!!

J/K, I'll keep it brief.

I love music, art, reading, chocolate, reading, writing stories and poetry, food, sleeping, reading, skiing(out of state, usually), playing the piano and flute, reading, singing, pretending I'm a psycho-ballerina-princess, snowboarding, hanging out, and, uh...READING!

Okay, so that was probably boring to read, but whatevs!(that's a cool word I got from my spiffy LA teacher--go Mrs. S!)

Oh, and just a heads up; I like playing with language--not the bad kind! I just like using interesting words and making up new ones...beware! Mweh-heh-heh.

Another thing--I do not do 'lemons' for any reason. For one thing, they are totally gross, and for another, I think that sex is meant to be private and special. Not something to be made dirty. So, no lemons, just romantic fluff. Lots and lots of fluff. :)

Oh, and here are some cool proverbes français!

Vouloir c'est pouvoir

Le temps, c'est de l'argent

Rome ne s'est pas construite en un jour

...and one of mon favorites...

Impossible n'est pas français!

You are all welcome to correct my french, so long as you corect me correctly and with utmost correctness in your corrections...sorry, it's late and I'm a bit loop-dee-loopy-ish...

bonne nuit/bon matin/bon soir/bonjour/au revoir/caio/salut/etc!

From The Devil's Dictionary (1881-1906) :

PLEONASM, n. An army of words escorting a corporal of thought.

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92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your bio if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your keester off.

If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.

If short people will one day rule the world copy and past this onto your profile.

If you too are in love with a fictional vampire named Edward Cullen

and are unashamed to admit it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're sick of seeing the "Copy and Paste" junk on other people's profile and just want basic info not "copy and paste" crap, copy and paste this onto your profile.

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

SUPPORT THE BUNNY!

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If you hate "Copy and Paste" junk in general, but at times can't resist doing it anyways...come on. You know you want to...

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1991: Do YOU remember the 90s??

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ." You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents You used to listen to the radio all day long just to r ecord your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You remember The Original Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players. Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs" You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word. . . . . . . .trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Ra ngers -Rocket Power. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies. Carebears Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You Actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . .

I have corrected the grammar in a 'copy/paste' message. If you have also done so, please copy this and paste it to your bulletin.