Name: starts with a D, ends with an A... dare you to guess what it is

Age: Still in high school.

Location: Some portion of New York.

Gender: Female

About me: I have always been a booknerd. I was the odd child sitting in the corner, reading some book every time there was indoor recess. Sometimes I even read during outdoor recess. My best friend, Spamcake McShort shorts, totally agrees that I am not normal. I've known her since I was three though, so she is somewhat biased.

I have middle child syndrome, having two siblings who I have always been compared to/lumped with. When we used to go on family vacations via car, I was always stuck in the middle. When I would try to lean on one of their shoulders to take a nap, they would play volleyball with my head.

Um... I bore all my friends to death with my thousand and one camp stories... after seven years at 2 different sleepaway camps, you tend to come up with some very... interesting stories.

I am obsessed with fanfiction, and randomly came up with my story, Secrets of the Silver Locket one day while re-reading Harry Potter 7. (On a side note, the first time I read it was at camp - it came out the day before visiting day and I really wanted to read it. I think my dad is still mad that I said I'd rather have my book than see him...)

Random stuff:

Everyone has a wild side- me and my friends just prefer to make them public

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!

Everything here is edible. I'm edible, but that my children, is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most societies.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Your mom looks like Voldemort (oh burn)

Tu madre. I just burned you. In Spanish. So there.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants. (I'm not really a vegetarian, btw. I don't know if I could live without chicken or beef)

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs at you and trips you again.

I know she's socially retarded and weird, but she's my FRIEND...

Okay, so... there's this thing called retard-ness and me and my girls, well...we've gone pro.

Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

When people don't laugh at our jokes, I don't think of it as a "you had to be there" thing but more as a "you have to be mentally retarded like us" thing.

If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people.

Trying is the first step toward failure

Sporks are the coolest of all kitchen utensils

Whisks are the lamest

Think About It...

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

borrow money from pessimists- they don’t expect to get it back!

if olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?

whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

'Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia' is the official term for a fear of long words; how mean is that?!

how is it possible to have a civil war?

if a fork were made of gold would it still be called silver ware?

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Can you get cornered in a round room?

Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?

Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

How come you drive on a parkway, but park on a driveway?

Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why does shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind?

Why can't you get a tan on your palms?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?

If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?

Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?

Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?

If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?

Why is it that it’s good to score under par in golf but it’s bad to be “under par” in anything else?

Random Disney Movie Observations/Questions/Gaping plot holes (courtesy of me and my camp friends, with the help of Spamcake and various other people):

Dumbo got drunk (hello, pink elephant scene?)

So did the mouse in the Mad Tea Party

All of Alice in Wonderland was people doing drugs

How did the Native Americans and the English people manage to be able to communicate each other after like, five seconds during Pocohontas?

For that matter, how was Pochohontas able to speak to a tree?

Sleeping Beauty speaks like, five times in the whole movie

None of the Disney Princesses have realistic hairdos

Why is Lumiere the only main character to have a French accent in Beauty and the Beast?

Under the Sea. Listen to the words, and perhaps you may understand.

A Whole New World. (How about a Whole Nude World?)

How did Tarzan's loincloth stay on the ENTIRE MOVIE??

In Mulan, they mention CONCUBINES

Cinderella = child abuse