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since	: 04-21-08, id: 1557339, Profile Updated: 10-31-09
country	: Canada

Author has written 8 stories for Stargate: SG-1, StarTrek: Enterprise, and StarTrek: Deep Space Nine.

Hi! I'm Sharkbait. I am a colossal nerd - I like Star Trek, Stargate, comic books, and other science-fictionish things. I read and write a lot of fanfiction - to date, I've written stories for Stargate SG-1 and Atlantis, Enterprise, and DS9.

Here's a link to a fanfiction project of mine:
sharkbaitstartrek.blogspot.com
Star Trek: Endurance is my stand-alone, virtual online series. It's just getting off the ground, feel free to join, follow, and comment!

Quotes:

Stargate

McKay: "Never used to (believe in ghosts). Then I found out about these things called Wraith that can suck the life out of you with their hands."

Weir: "You tested it by throwing him off a balcony!?"
McKay: "Oh believe me, that's not the first thing we tried."
Sheppard: "I shot him!"

(A US soldier from 1969 asks Daniel, in Russian, if they're Soviet spies.)
Daniel: "Nyet."
O'Neill: "Daniel!"
Daniel: "He asked if we were Sov...oh."

O'Neill: "It's called an accretion disk."
(Daniel and Teal'c look surprised)
Carter: "You didn't think the Colonel had a telescope on his roof just to spy on his neigbours, did you?"
O'Neill: "Not initially..."

Star Trek

Reed pulls a phaser on Trip to stop him from going into an airlock to sacrifice himself.
Trip: "What're you gonna do, shoot me?"
Reed: "It's set to stun."

Trip: "What if you get hurt? What're you gonna do, make a holographic doctor?"

Cpt. Picard: "Mr. Data."
Data: "Yes sir?"
Picard: "Shut up."

Sisko: "Phasers on stun - I want those voles taken alive!"

Quark: "How’d you figure it out?"
Odo: "You claimed Rom fixed your replicators."
Quark: "So?"
Odo: "Rom’s an idiot. He couldn’t fix a straw if it was bent!"
Quark: "You're right. Rom is an idiot."

Odo: "I heard an interesting rumor today."
Quark: "Only one? I started at least twelve."

“Oh, she wants to know if it hurts, of course it hurts, it’s supposed to hurt, it’s a phaser!”
-Quark

Farscape

Crichton: "What is wrong with you people?"

Crichton: "If you hurt either of them, I will hunt you down."
Crais: "You'll hunt me down? That would complete the symmetry nicely."

Comics

"Kryptonian, Martian, and Apokoliptian technology. Plus the really scary crap Bruce invented."
-Identity Crisis

Flash: "Cover your ears."
Someone: "What?"
BOOM!! (Flash takes off faster than the speed of sound.)
-New Frontiers vol. 2

Other

“The Foosas – they’re always annoying us by trespassing...interrupting our parties...and tearing our limbs off!”
-King Julian

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1. Facade » reviews
Trip and Hoshi are stranded on an alien planet. Travis is severely ill. Can T'Pol, Archer, and the rest save them in time?
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,425 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-16-09 - Published: 9-10-08 - Tucker, C. & Sato, H.

2. Unorthodox Medical Treatment reviews
Even hard-nosed, stubborn, not-to-be-trifled-with Bajorans need hugs sometimes. My first DS9 fanfic, be nice!
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-23-09 - Bashir, J. & Kira N.

3. Crushing On Carter » reviews
Someone's in love...and Vala's going to find out who it is. A detective story, SG-1 style. Maybe a little OOC at times. Also featuring a Mitchell/Lam pairing.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-6-09 - Vala & Carter, S.

4. Little Things reviews
Trip, Hoshi and Jon think about the little things in life. Takes place in a slightly different version of the season 3 episode Twilight. Trip/Hoshi established relationship, slight Archer/T'Pol.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-11-09 - Tucker, C. & Sato, H. - Complete

5. Never Ending » reviews
She just never stops...Cam and Vala snarkiness, definitely not a ship. Yet. Takes place sometime in Season 10. Edit/update/expansion: When three-fifths of SG-1 is held hostage, will the remaining two be able to get what their captors want in time?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-9-09 - Published: 8-29-08 - Mitchell, C. & Vala

6. All Over Again reviews
Things are slowly returning to normal now that Daniel's back. Jack, Sam, and Daniel friendship...maybe a tiny hint of romantic angst. Episode tag to the season 8 episode "Threads."
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-23-08 - Carter, S. & Jackson, D. - Complete

7. Count On Me reviews
Hoshi needs a hug...based on the song Count On Me by Default. TripHoshi pairing.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-3-08 - Sato, H. & Tucker, C. - Complete

8. Not Very Subtle reviews
What if Carter was humming about someone else during Chimera? SamDaniel from O'Neill's perspective, pays no attention to the rest of the episode.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-28-08 - Jackson, D. & Carter, S.

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