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since: 04-21-08, id: 1557340, Profile Updated: 11-01-08
country: United Kingdom

Syopa Cusatyo...


Games:

Final Fantasy X, X-2, XII, VII

Books:

Harry Potter

Favourite Characters:

FFX: Rikku, Auron, Tidus, Deathseeker;

FFXII: Fran, Balthier, Larsa;

FFVII: Cloud, Yuffie, Vincent, Nanaki

HP: Tonks, Harry, Hermione, Lupin, Sirius

Pairings:

Tidus x Rikku;

Fran x Balthier ; Panelo x Larsa ; Vaan x Ashe;

Cloud x Yuffie;

Harry x Tonks, Harry x Hermione

Fave story quotes:

(Cloud and Yuffie are in the Seventh Heaven whilst Barret is cooking breakfast. This is a graphic description of his cooking)

Barret on the other hand… oh ho… his food was a war of pain, terror, and despair in your mouth. His food all look the same, a crusty black turd that looked the bastard child of a Malboro and a Tonberry that had been raped repeatedly with Sephiroth’s Masamune in its ass… as Yuffie put it. Cloud agreed on her with that, Barret’s cooking really did look that disturbing. The taste was terrible too. But the taste was random, even if Barret cooked the same… ‘meal’… One day his ‘pancakes’ taste like tires deep fried in oil and doused in Mako and the next it tastes like Reno’s cattle prod seasoned with a mog’s dandruff and probably urinated on by a chocobo. His food sent chills through the body and could kill someone, not just their body, but their soul as well.

Cloud remembered when Vincent was hospitalized for insanity after eating Barret’s Thanksgiving dinner…

“Should we… should we evacuate the building?” Cloud stammered in fear at the realization that he could die at Barret’s breakfast a.k.a. Sephiroth in food format.

- Thanks to Zero Hakaru, who wrote this story, Carnival

"I'd love to see you write a book on how to woo women, Potter. I can see it now - 'Step one: hose them with freezing water to get them out of bed. Step two: Get punched in the groin so hard your grandchildren will be aching. Step three: Seek out ice for said groin injury.'"

"Stifle it, Malfoy, lest I release the twins in your direction."

- Thanks to Regulus, who wrote this story, The Gauntlet of the Magi, part of the R Series

(Excuse to get out of history of magic) ”Yeah, but I think the worst lie we told him to get out of class had to be when Draco raised his hand and said that he broke his leg. Binns told him that he could go to the hospital wing, and Draco proceeded to walk out of class like nothing was wrong. I don’t think I stopped laughing for a week after that.”

- Thanks to Pureb99, who wrote this story, Dark Lord Potter Part 1


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