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Author has written 8 stories for Legend of Zelda, Teen Titans, Harry Potter, and Bleach. Well hello there, I'm Rebekah. I'm 15 years old. I'm a very hyper person. 'Needles of doom' makes no sense at all. =P Spell check is my best friend. I like to write fan fictions. I love to write yet I'm not very good at it. xD Grammar is not my forte. I sometimes use big words in a sentence with a bunch of small words. I love summer vacation. I wish it was winter. I love to read. I know what 'snarky' means. =) People have told me I'm funny but I don't know... Let's move on! My Fan Fiction Stories: The Fallen Angel - Zelda - Incomplete Ten Little Titans - Teen Titans - Incomplete Without You, Sirius - Harry Potter - Complete Chasing Pavements - Zelda - Complete Listen to Me For Once - Harry Potter - Complete Colors of Love - Harry Potter - Complete A Strawberry Kiss - Bleach - Complete Holding On - Harry Potter - Complete xXBleedingRosesXx on Youtube - Add me as a friend :) I'm also on deviantART - Check out my gallery :) Who I Support: Raven & Robin - Teen Titans Edmund & Lucy - The Chronicles of Narnia Link & Midna - The Legend of Zelda Remus & Sirius - Harry Potter Albus & Minerva - Harry Potter Scipio & Prosper - The Thief Lord Artemis & Holly - Artemis Fowl Brian & Stewie - Family Guy Toph & Sokka - Avatar: The Last Airbender Shaggy & Velma - Scooby Doo Ichigo & Rukia - Bleach Casey & Derek - Life with Derek To be honest I don't really have a particular pairing that I can't stand. These just so happen to be the pairing that I prefer. Just don't go and start hating me for what I like, okay? Okay. Some Neville Love -Neville needs a Remembrall not because he has a poor memory, but merely because he accomplishes too much to remember. 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!" Love vs. Sex A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God... Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. Avoid hangovers: stay drunk. I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it. If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? An optimist is someone who falls off the top of the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'" Gone crazy. Be back soon. People like you are the reason people like me have middle fingers. Officer, I swear to Drunk I am not God! When life gives you lemons, spit the lemons in life's eyes. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid ass. A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work. A friend will visit you in jail. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME'!! A friend will walk into your house without ringing the doorbell or knocking, a best friend will walk in and yell,"I'm home!" A friend will call your parents by their first names, a best friend will call them Mom and Dad. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you are a slow runner... copy and paste this into your profile. If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love, rain, the wind, and the cold copy and paste this in to your profile. If you have ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy, copy this into your profile. If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, then copy this into your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. 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Copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever fallen asleep in any lessons. Copy and paste this into you profile if you have ever hit something very hard to cause damage, but ended up hurting yourself in the process. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. I'm bored... If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you have ever forgotten what you are going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile. If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile. If you realize that copy and pasting things to your profile is totally pointless, and yet you do it anyways, pointlessly copy and paste this to your profile. If you like wearing black, but hate it when people call you goth or emo BECAUSE YOU ARENT! copy and paste this to your profile. If you think having wings would be one of the COOLEST THINGS EVER, copy this to your profile. You Know you're an Author if: You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean take out someone's liver?') After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine. You've ever stuck a big word into a sentance after a dumb word (e.g. 'College is so, like, totally daunting') Your vacation is ruined because you forgot your laptop at home and just discovered an amazing plot for a story. You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You correct spelling problems and various mistakes on the worksheets your teachers pass out. You want to type one thing to someone, but then end up writing a novel. That short story your English teacher assigned you to write came out as a 30-page story compared to the 5-page tales everyone else did. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (All the time. You don't even know!) You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (Actually this does not aply but w.e.) You have reached the end of my profile! So since your still here how about reading one of my stories, or maybe even throwing a review my way. (: | |||||||||
1. Holding On reviewsHe was the reason Sirius was holding on... Reviews would be greatly appreciatedHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-28-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete2. A Strawberry Kiss reviewsAn innocent question leads to her first kiss... Very light IchiRukiBleach - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-3-09 - Rukia K. & Ichigo K. - Complete3. Colors of Love reviewsSirius finally realizes that he's in love. Contains slash!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-14-09 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete4. Listen to Me For Once reviewsSirius just wishes that Remus would listen to him for once. Slash and light cursing! UPLOADED AGAINHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-14-09 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete5. The Legend of Zelda: The Fallen Angel » reviewsWhen you're forced to pick a side which one do you choose? Do you fight with your friends against the one you still love or do you fight against your friends with the one you still love? Whichever Midna chooses will change the fate of the world forever.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,073 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 6-4-09 - Published: 4-5-09 - Midna & Zant6. Chasing Pavements reviewsMidna will chase after Link even if it leads nowhere. SongficLegend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-1-09 - Link & Midna - Complete7. Without You, Sirius reviewsRemus thinks about Sirius's death. MILD SLASHHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-13-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete8. Ten Little Titans reviewsFirst there were ten and then there were none. What has happened to all the Titans? Who is responsible for these deaths? Based off the poem, 'Ten Little Soldier Boys' by Agatha Christie.Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - General/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-10-09