First things first. I am going to address what has clearly become an issue in the Twilight fandom: the Imprudent Mass Favoriter. DO NOT ADD MY STORIES to your favorites list if you have no respect for ANY stories, meaning: you add everything you've ever read just because it simply features the characters you ship the most.
I usually send a PM saying "Hey, thanks for the fave!" But if you seem to throw mine in (yes, I do check your profile) with a bunch (Torment has been faved many, many times by folks with at least 500+ faves already. No lie) of fics written by someone who barely reads at an eighth grade level, then I will pretty much treat you like you've treated my fics. No acknowledgement given.
No apologies given either.

WARNING: This being said, quite a few people have Author Alerted me (all of them strictly Twilight fans), and this isn't such a great idea unless you REALLY like The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, or The Silmarillion, as I will from now on only write in those fandoms, and possibly dabble a bit in the Phantom of the Opera and Prison Break fandoms.

Now on to the profile part~ =D

Well, it's not like I have anything interesting to put here. Really. What am I supposed to type here anyway? Is it like the "About Me" section on MySpace? If so, then here goes.

So. I am an older teen. Nobody needs to know my exact age. I am skinny. I like being skinny. I am tall. I like being tall. Tall has its advantages. I have really, really long brown hair and dark brown eyes. Clearly, I highly value looks. Survival of the prettiest, baby! Woo!

Anyway. I am a Fine Art major. I can draw and paint really, really well. The last time I actually told the good, honest truth on fanfiction.net about how good I was at art, I was flamed to death for being 'egotistical'. Some people have a right to be haughty if they qualify though. (forget you ever read that)
I am in my sophomore year at a college. Nobody needs to know what college it is. I am a self-proclaimed nerd. I am attracted to other nerds, by the way. It wouldn't hurt if they looked like Robert Pattinson, Orlando Bloom or Wentworth Miller. Or if they had a job. xD

Anyway, about my fandoms: I LOVE all of Tolkien's works. I mean, I seriously love them. =D I'm also almost a purist about this fandom, but I do enjoy a good AU or lemon every now and then.
However, I first signed on to FFN because of The Phantom of the Opera (which has sadly taken the backseat for now).
All in all, I will not tolerate slash in either of these. I'm not a homophobe, don't get me wrong. It's just creepy to make someone's strictly straight character gay for the sake of your own entertainment. Even in AU, I still don't like it. Plus, since I'm a girl, this holds no amusement for me. No Mpreg either. However aside from these, practically anything goes, since I'm a total creep.

Anyway since it's five AM, I'll finish updating the profile later. ;-)