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since: 04-21-08, id: 1557626, Profile Updated: 12-07-09
country: Australia
Author has written 13 stories for Lost, and NCIS.

Hi!

Just a little stuff about me:

FIRST OFF: Suliet = OTP

Name: Dayle (you can call me this or Elyad, which is my name backwards)

Names I also respond to: bitch, slut, skank, whore, that weird girl over there, nerd, geek, four-eyes, (Miss) know-it-all, Miss I-know-everything, Miss answer-when-you’re-not-meant-to, Deeru (it’s how you say my name in Japanese, and I take Japanese), and probably a whole bunch of other stuff.

Age: 14

Birthday: 19th October, 1994

Nationality: Australian

Fave quotes/sayings:

Heaven Hath no rage like love turned to hatred, nor Hell a fury like a woman scorned

Forever is just a word

Hearts that don’t love can’t be broken, a dream stays a dream if not woken

The wounds of love can only be healed by the ones that made them

True love burns the brightest, but it’s the brightest flames that leave the deepest scars

Like the moon, everyone last a dark side, they just never show it

Love that we can not have is the one that lasts the longest, hurts the deepest and feels the strongest...

Words and hearts should be handled with care for words when spoken and hearts when broken are the hardest things to repair.

It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance. It is the dream afraid of waking that never takes the chance. It is the one who won't be taken who cannot seem to give. And the soul afraid of dying that never learns to live.

Nobody can hurt me without my permission.

The world either breaks or hardens the heart

We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them. We say we love trees, yet we cut them down. And people still wonder why some are afraid when told they are loved.

The face is the mirror of the mind, and eyes without speaking confess the secrets of the heart.

How frail the human heart must be --a mirrored pool of thought...

The pure heart is the best mirror for the reflection of Truth. So all these disciplines are for the purification of the heart. As soon as it is pure, all truths flash upon it in a minute.

The friendship that can cease has never been real.

The scars of others should teach us caution.

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.

Much like a mirror, a Heart can easily break.
And even though time will mend its wounds, it'll
never fully heal... Scars will linger on to remind us
the pain it can mean to be in love.

Wisdom is nothing more than healed pain.

It was very painful at the time. The pain is gone after 40 years, the wound has healed.

The human body can bear immeasurable pain and yet recover.
Wounds can heal.
But once your spirit is broken, everything falls apart.

Stories currently writing:

Stranded in the Middle of Nowhere – is better known as SitMoN. It is my OC submission on island fic, and, I’m proud to say, the longest Lost OC submission fic on this site. It is also my pride and joy of this sight.

High School Never Ends

SOS: Save Our Souls - technically when SitMoN is on hiatus, this will start.

On Hiatus:

Basically everything:

In another Life - huge writers block. I seriously have no idea what I’ll do with it. but I’ll eventually get back to it.

Hanso Academy – I have lost my muse. I will continue it, but I need some ideas.

Karaoke Night – I will finish this one day. When I have nothing to do and find some good songs. Coz let’s face it, no one really cares if I don’t finish it, right?

Less than ten minutes – I blatantly refuse to finish posting this. Mainly because I think that you all might try to murder me…

Completed Fics:

Would you? – a short poem that I really like.

Page 20 – I liked how this turned out.

I'll Always be with you

Discontinued Fics:

Stranded in the Middle of High School - if you submitted to that and you're sad it's been abandoned, go to my other story, High School Never ends. it's basically the same, only different OCs.

Future fics:

Everything Changes – it’s the sequel to Hanso Academy. It will take place six months after it, when they’re out of school.

Devoted Love – an AU off island story. It’s the story of two past lovers meeting again.

The Parent Trap – Lost Style – the title speaks for itself. I think it will be Sana as the main pairing, but that could be subject to change.

my favorite TV shows:

Lost - I love love love this show! it is freaking awesome. Who knew a show about a plane crash could be so awesome?

NCIS - I love this show. it is way different than any other crime show out there

Alias - over the past week I have gone from 'yeah, okay good show.' to 'so freaking cool that I am sleep deprived from watching the five seasons in a week while I should be sleeping.' I mean seriously, a double agent for the CIA that can kick ass in heels against enemies of the US while maintaining her triple life, what isn't there to love?

Bones

my favorite Characters:

Lost:

Juliet Burke

Shannon Rutherford

Ana Lucia Cortez

Sawyer

Kate Austen

Claire Littleton

Hurley Reyes

NCIS:

Ziva David

Tony DiNozzo

Abby Sciuto

Tim McGee

Jethro Gibbs

Jenny Shephard

Alias:

Sydney Bristow

Michael Vaughn

Nadia Santos

Jack Bristow

Marshall Flinkman

Marcus Dixon

Eric Weiss

Irina Derevko - even for the enemy Irina is awesome at what she does. and the fact she will never intentionally put her daughters lives in danger shows how much she loves them

Twilight:

Alice

Jacob

Leah

Bella (I tolerate her, despite the fact she's the main character)

Rosalie

Emmett

Bones:

Brennan

Booth

Angela

Hodgins

Zack

my least favorite characters:

Lost:

Michael Dawson

Martin Keamy

Jin Kwon

Richard Alpert

Jack Shephard (not the Jack now. I used to like him)

NCIS:

Leon Vance

Jimmy Palmer

Brent Langer

Alias:

Arvin Sloane - I tolerated him until he put Nadia through that glass table. so now I absolutely detest him. he got what he deserved in the end

Lauren Reed - the whole time she was there I was like 'please someone shoot her in the back of the head.'

Director Kendall

Director Chase

Twilight:

Edward

James

Laurent

Victoria

Jessica

Mike

Lauren

Aro

Marcus

Cauis

Jane

Let’s just say everyone in the Volturi

Bones:

Goodman

Cam (kind of. at times I hate her)

Sully

my favorite ships:

Lost:

Suliet!

Shayid

Sana

Jate (I tolerate it coz it means that there's Suliet)

PB&J

Karlex

Pesmond

Conmama

Charladay

NCIS:

Tiva - they belong together! anyone can see that

McAbby

Jibbs

Tate - I love this, but only if Ziva isn't in the story

Alias:

Sydney/Vaughn - Oh my God. there isn't words to describe their love for each other. I mean seriously, he killed his wife to save Syd. total unconditional love.

Nadia/Weiss - they were so cute together. while it lasted

Twilight:

Jacob/Leah

Jacob/Bella

Alice/Jasper

Rosalie/Emmett

Carlisle/Esme

Leah/with anyone

Bones:

Brennan/Booth

Angela/Hodgins

my least favorite ships:

Lost:

Skate

Jacket

Jana

Shoone

any slash or incest

NCIS:

Giva

McGiva

Kibbs

McGee/Kate

Jeanne/Tony

Jenny/Tony

Ziva/Michael

any slash or incest

alias:

Sydney/Weiss

Nadia/Vaughn

Vaughn/Lauren

Sydney/Sark

Sydney/anyone apart from Vaughn

Vaughn/anyone apart from Sydney

any slash or incest

Twilight:

Bella/Edward – don’t even get me started on it.

Bella/anyone but Jacob

Jacob/anyone but Bella or Leah

Alice/anyone but Jasper

Jasper/anyone but Alice

Emmett/anyone but Rosalie

Rosalie/anyone but Emmett

Carlisle/anyone but Esme

Esme/anyone but Carlisle

Any slash or incest

my favorite quotes:

Lost:

Juliet: Come on! Come on! No! Come on! Come on! Come on, you son of a bitch!

Sawyer: Why you doing this, Juliet?
Juliet: voice breaking I... If I never meet you, then I never have to lose you.

Dr. Pierre Chang: Your friend Faraday said that you were from the future. I need to know if he was telling the truth.
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Dude, that's ridiculous.
Dr. Pierre Chang: What year were you born? What year?
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Uh, 1931?
Dr. Pierre Chang: You're 46?
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Yeah. Yes, I am.
Dr. Pierre Chang: So you fought in the Korean War?
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: There's no such thing.
Dr. Pierre Chang: Who's the president of the United States?
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: All right, dude. We're from the future. Sorry.

Kate: Do you really expect me to work in this dress?
Pickett: You can take it off if you like.
Sawyer grins at Kate suggestively and Kate gives him a nasty look
Sawyer: to pickett How Dare You!

Sawyer: "You're in my light, sticks."
Shannon: "Lightsticks? What the hell is that?"
Sawyer: "Light, comma, sticks. As in those legs of yours."

Sawyer: (To Walt) "Wait, what's goin' on?"
Walt: "Charlie and Claire. They think Ethan took 'em."
Sawyer: "Ethan took 'em, huh?"
Walt nods.
Sawyer: "Took em' why? And who the hell is Ethan? And why am I getting the evening news from a 6 year old?"
Walt: "I'm ten."
Sawyer: "Alright. Then it must be true."

Hurley: "Dude, you've got some...Arzt...on you."

Hurley: Dude…Nikki’s dead
Sawyer: who the Hell is Nikki?

Kate:
When Pickett's about to kill Sawyer
Kate: Please, don't! I'll do anything you want!
Pickett: I want you to watch!
Sawyer: Close your eyes, Freckles.
Kate: Stand up.
Sawyer: Close your eyes!

Sayid: "My name is Sayid Jarrah, and I am a torturer."

To Juliet as they are coming back from the Other's old camp
Sayid: I want you to tell me everything you know.
Juliet: If I told you everything I know, they'd kill me.
Sayid: What do you think I"ll do, if you don't?

NCIS:

Ziva: It was no secret. He's writing about us!
Tony: Oh come on, it's not about us. I mean the whole part about Liza and her broken heart.
Ziva: The memento she keeps from a relationship that would never have a chance to happen.
Tony: Yeah, where’s he getting than? Or the scene between Liza and Tommy where they pour out their hearts to each other and spill their secrets
Ziva: Haha. When he tries to explain the profound nature of his identity crisis.
Tony: Yeah! I mean the hidden struggle between ‘who he is?’ and ‘what he’s becoming?’ I don't even know what it is.
Ziva: Totally unrealistic.
Tony: Would never happen

Gibbs: You got a B-Plan DiNozzo?
Tony: B…bb…B-Plan? Plan B? Be prepared. Of course I have a Plan B. What kind of agent afloat would I be if I didn’t have a Plan-B? You…you gotta have a Plan-B. I’m all about Plan-B.
(Phone rings, Tony answers)
Tony: Plan-A. They found him.

Tony: Hell of a Co-winki-dink.
Ziva: What’s a quink-a-dink?
(Tony gives Ziva a look.)
Tony: Coincidence.
Ziva: You believe this is a Co-wink-a-quink?
Tony: Sarcasm Ziva. We’re back in America. Flip the switch.
Ziva: Well technically we are not.
Tony: American ship, American soil. Oh, American soil.
Ziva: Enough already. You have three more months. What’s the big deal?
Tony: Easy for you to say.
Ziva: What’s that supposed to mean?
Tony: You’re back in DC, which is what you wanted.
(Ziva has a look cross her face, she looks away)
Tony: Isn’t it?
Ziva: You get orders Tony. You may not like them, but you follow them. That’s why they’re called orders.
Tony: That’s not what I asked. Something happened in Israel didn’t it? You’ll say you didn’t want to talk about it, but your eyes won’t shut up. Something you left behind maybe? Or someone?
Ziva: You’re right. I don’t want to talk about it

Tony: Almost there boss.
Gibbs: That’s what you said ten minutes ago.
Ziva: What is the problem Tony?
Tony: There is no problem Ziva. I’ve seen McGee do this a million times.
Ziva: A million times faster.
Tony: Where the hell are they?
Ziva: Should I call McGee?
Tony: Only if you want to be bored to death with him explaining what I have just done.
(gets the screen to come up with what he wants.)
Gibbs: Narrow it.
Tony: I’m trying. Just waiting for my next insult
Ziva: It takes McGee only seconds.

Gibbs: Abby what are you doing?
Abby: A boundary has been cross. I’ve been violated. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Gibbs: Yeah? Tell me.
Abby: Someone stole my cupcake.

Abby: There is a thief amongst us and I’m going to find out who and they’re going to be sorry.
Gibbs: Do you think you could pull yourself away from this long enough to focus on the murder?
Abby: She reads her horoscope every day, as do I. Today it said I was going to have a positive encounter with a co-worker. Not going to happen.

McGee: Hey. You looking for me Tony?
Abby: No, I am. Do you think I’m an idiot.
McGee: No.
Abby: What you thought I wouldn’t figure it out?
McGee: What is she talking about?
Ziva: The cupcake.
Abby: You stole it from my refrigerator. I have forensic evidence. You’re big fat finger print.
McGee: Oh come on you think I’m that stupid? Look if I was going to steel your precious cupcake I would not leave a fingerprint on your refrigerator.
Abby: You didn’t. You used latex gloves. Brand new box McGee. Only prints, mine and yours.
McGee: You said you were going gluten free.
Abby: Where is it McGee.
McGee: I was saving you from yourself Abby.
Abby: Where did you save it McGee?
McGee: Okay, I ate it. It was late, I hadn’t eaten since lunch, the machine in the break room was empty and it looked so good.
Tony: (hugs McGee) What were you thinking McGee? She’s a world class forensic scientist. (Head slaps him)
Ziva: I bought the cupcake for Abby. (Ziva head slaps him)
Abby: So, how was it?
McGee: It was life changing.

Tony: My mind is spinning with questions, I mean have you ever thought about it? He actually came somewhere, he didn’t just appear you know? He didn’t just start Gibbs, he was a boy and then he grew...
Ziva: I thought he was moulded from clay. Had life breathed into him by a group of mystics.
McGee: That’s funny I thought he fell to earth in a capsule after his home planet exploded.

Alias (I'll be commenting on some of these quotes):

Vaughn: (to Sydney) Syd, come here. (She goes to him) I had it all planned out.
Sydney: What?
Vaughn: I was gonna take you to the beach, Santa Barbara. We’d go out for a walk, maybe when the sun was setting. But now we’re here, and I don’t know what we’re jumping into. And I may never get another chance to do this again. Sometimes I wake up before you do, and I watch you sleep. And I’m overwhelmed because…you’re so amazing. And I don’t know why I’m lucky enough to have you in my life, but you’re here with me. (Sydney nods) And I know I want to spend the rest of my life with you trying to make you as happy as you make me.
Sydney: My God, Vaughn.
Vaughn: (he pulls out the ring box and opens it) Sydney Bristow, will you marry me? (She kisses him)
Sydney: We’re gonna make it out of here.
Vaughn: Is that a yes? (They kiss again)
Sydney: Ask me on the beach. – In my opinion this is the best proposal EVER. This happened in a military airplane. A second later they parachuted out. It was awesome to watch. I mean he proposed in the middle of a mission.

Irina: You shouldn’t wait.
Vaughn: For what?
Irina: I saw the ring.
Vaughn: Yeah, you know what? You killed my father. The way I see it, I don’t have to ask for your blessings.
Irina: Despite that, you may have them. Along with some advice.
Vaughn: Marital advice from you. Wonderful. Like what, don’t betray your spouse?

(And the answer to the proposal)

Vaughn: Syd!
Sydney: Did I forget something?
Vaughn: Yeah, me- I’m coming with you.
Sydney: Did my dad change the plans?
Vaughn: No, I did. I’m joining you on the roof.
Sydney: It’s a one-person job. My mom will relay up the wiring instructions. I can disarm the device myself.
Vaughn: You can’t outrun the wall of water that thing’s gonna turn into.
Sydney: How are you going to help me?
Vaughn: We’ll figure something out. You’ll run faster if I’m chasing you.
Sydney: I’ll be fine. And they need you in the bunker. If we don’t get Elena…
Vaughn Syd.
Sydney: Don’t say it. I’ll see you in a few minutes.
Vaughn: Okay
Sydney: (starts walking away, but turns back) Just in case, yes.
Vaughn: yeah?
Sydney: (close to tears) Yeah, I want to marry you.
(They kiss. Vaughn pulls out the ring. Sydney takes it and puts it on.)
Sydney: It’s perfect. So are you. (They kiss again) – Awesome as well. Still in the middle of a mission they manage to have some kind of personal conversation

IRINA: And at that moment I was sure of one thing: I couldn’t be an agent and a mother. I’d either fail at one or both. And I chose to fail at being a mother. In time you’ll learn. You can’t do both.
SYDNEY: determined Watch me.

SYDNEY: (sobbing) I’m scared.
JACK: I know. That’s why we’re here. We’re gonna take care of you. Now. Tell me – where you wanna be.
SYDNEY: I wanna be at the beach.
JACK: That’s good. Just go there. Now tell me about it.
SYDNEY: still sobbing And Vaughn is with me.
JACK: Good. Vaughn is there. With you on the beach. Good. Vaughn is with you.
SYDNEY: I miss him.
JACK: I know. Smiles sympathetically I know you do, sweetheart. It’s okay. It’s gonna be okay. – I see this as the time Jack truly accepted that his daughter loves Vaughn

Sydney: What I was hoping you would say is, "Sydney I gave up; I gave up on us. I lost faith." But what you came here for...was closure...and there is not a chance you are getting that from me!
(Cut back to Vaughn's face, still strained, hurt, and tense. Cut back to Sydney. She's having a harder time keeping her emotions out of her voice now; her voice is strained, hoarse.)
Sydney: I'm not gonna say I understand...I'm not gonna sympathize with you and tell you how hard it must be for you... But, you wanna know how I am!? I am horrible! Vaughn, I am ripped apart! (Strained whisper) And not because I lost you... but because...if it had been me... I would have waited...
(Cut to Vaughn's reaction. He blinks several times, swallows painfully. Pain, regret, and loss echo in his eyes. He appears very strained, as if perhaps trying to hold back tears himself.)
Sydney: I would have found the truth...I wouldn't have given up on you!
(Cut back to Sydney's face. Betrayal lights her face. She is bolstering herself with her anger. A hardness gleams in her eyes.)
Sydney: (harsh whisper, punctuated by shaky breaths) and now I realize... what an absolute waste that would have been! – Most epic telling off ever. Serves him right. She was missing for two years and he gets married. Probably the only time I’ve hated him.

Jack: Vaughn what?
Sydney: He got married.
Jack: Michael Vaughn is just a boy who was never good enough for you. – Jack’s wrong. What he should’ve said was “Michael Vaughn is your soulmate.” That would have been more accurate.

Sydney: You will set up a meeting with Sark and Allison. You'll explain to them that their travel plans have been compromised. You'll then offer them assistance in revising their arrangements.
Sloane: And pass the information along to you.
Sydney: That won't be necessary. You'll be wearing a wire.
Sloane: And if they discover that it's a setup?
Sydney: Then I get to hear them kill you.

Sydney: I have the plans for the drone. If you want them back, get the NSC to release my father immediately.
Lindsay: Excuse me! I won't be blackmailed by a fugitive! Did you really think you could come in here and threaten me!?
Sydney: Yeah. – She has a flame to the disk/chip thing and will destroy it if he doesn’t do what she wants. In the immortal words of Leroy Jethro Gibbs “She’s got balls.”

Lauren: I thought it best if the request came from you.
Sydney: I know we’re being blunt ... but was that a threat?

Sydney: (on comms)what’s he doing?
Rachel: Eating dirt. I just hit him with a shovel.
Sydney: A shovel? Is he conscious?
Rachel: Yeah, I think so.
Sydney: Then hit him again.

Vaughn: (to Sydney) this watch belonged to my father. It's broken now, but it used to keep perfect time. And when he gave it to me, he said, "You could set your heart by this watch." It stopped October 1st -- the day we met. – Totally the first moment he hinted that he liked her as in ‘more than friends.’

Marshall: (to Sark)Hi. Welcome. Don't kill me.

Irina: Tell me, Sydney . . . Who sent you here? You must tell me.
Sydney: Or what? I'm grounded?
Irina: (Irina shoots Sydney in the shoulder) tell you what, think about it. – So nice of Irina to shoot her daughter. It was explained later on, but still.

Vaughn: I just wanted to say, for the record, concerning this... exchange. Sydney's life is in your hands... if you betray her... I swear to you, no matter what it costs me, I will kill you.
Sloane: (expressionless) No need to worry, Agent Vaughn... I love her, too. – I love this scene. Only coz Vaughn was actually married at the time and Sloane so easily realized that he loved someone other than his wife.

Vaughn: We're not going to make it out of here. There's something I need you to know.
Sydney: Vaughn...
Vaughn: In my life, there is only one person.
Sydney: Don't do this.
Vaughn: Look at me.
Sydney: Vaughn...
Vaughn: The only reason I pushed you away...
Sydney: Please...
Vaughn: The only reason, I didn't know how to be around you.
Sydney: They're coming.
Vaughn: Sydney...
Sydney: I know. I know.
Sydney: (whispering) we’ll find each other. We always find each other.
(They kiss for few seconds, and then the guards take them out before the firing squad.) – I love the fact how in a lot of scenes when they might die they don’t have to say that they love each other. They jut know it. And also the fact that I love Sydney’s last line in this scene.

Sark: Put the gun down, Agent Vaughn. Drop the gun.
Vaughn: Not a chance, you drop yours.
Sark: Put the gun down now.
Sydney: No, Vaughn, don't!
Sark: Drop it. If you love her, you will put the gun down now.
(The masked figure looks at Vaughn.)
Sydney: Vaughn, don't!
(Vaughn drops the gun. The masked figure promptly punches him) – this is a scene where you have to hold your breathe. I love the fact that Vaughn admitted his love for Syd, even though his wife (the masked figure) was in the room. Though he didn’t know it.

Sloane: Ah, you have such a beautiful smile, Sydney. I miss it.
Sydney: If you're executed, I'll be a witness. I'll smile then.

Eric Weiss: Did you ever stop to think that the reason you and Sydney work so well together is because of the feelings you have for each other? (Pause) How's that for spin?
Michael Vaughn: Pretty good.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE DAD, so I MUST be an irresponsible DICK.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm GOOD-LOOKING, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I SOMETIMES wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy
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I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s (repeat after me: what the fuck?)
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

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So, the next part is about my OC submission story, Stranded in the Middle of Nowhere:

My characters in my own OC story (there also might be variations of them in other OC stories):

Anastasia Cortez – she’s the heavily pregnant con artist cousin of Ana Lucia/half-sister of Jack, Daniel, Ryan and Claire. She’s in love with Sawyer, who is also the father of her baby, but she refuses to acknowledge it.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/45/NadineVelazquez1.jpg/220px-NadineVelazquez1.jpg

Natasha Santos – the teenage cousin of Ana and Anastasia, she’s a depressed, suicidal girl who is just under four months pregnant at the time of the crash. She wants nothing more than to find her younger brother and sister, who were taken by the Others.

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Lasesha Kansa – the cold and emotionless Other. She has been around since the days of the Dharma Initiative and has had her share of tragedy bestowed to her. Although it doesn’t seem like it, she wants nothing more than to find love.

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Ivory Widmore – the niece of Charles Widmore. She seems to have very flexible alliances. At one point in time, she is helping her uncle. At another she is helping Penny. Just who is she really working for, and what is her main objective?

Tamsyn Widmore – the youngest sister of Ivory, who absolutely despises her whole family. but it wasn’t always like that. Just why exactly does she hate her family? and why is she working for the sworn enemy of her uncle?

http://www.wallpaperpimper.com/wallpaper/Female_Celebrity/Kelly_Clarkson/Kelly-Clarkson-Sexy-Pose-with-Hat-1-1920x1200.jpg

(the one with the hat is Tamsyn the other is Ivory)

Anya Morozov – the Russian spy, with as many secrets as she has enemies. She’s slowly healing from her past, and slowly moving on, and burying it deep within her. But the real question is, why?

http://hydepark.hevre.co.il/upload0906/2006919_12424672_1_wa.jpg

Potential Spoilers ahead!

Fifteen fave characters (in no particular order):

1. Sasha

2. Sophie

3. Dragan

4. Megan

5. Dinah

6. Dan

7. Shawn

8. Tasha

9. Ari

10. Calypso

11. Anya

12. Logan

13. Jacquilyn

14. Johnny

15. Brad

Fifteen fave pairings (in order):

1. Sasha/Dragan, or as my sister calls them, Drasha

2. Sophie/Dan, or as my sister calls them, Sophiel

3. Tasha/Shawn, or my sister calls them, Shawsha

4. Kit/Dinah, or, Kinah

5. Ben/Megan, or, Bengan

6. Stacey/Sawyer, or, Anastawyer

7. Johnny/Ivory, or, Johnory

8. Brad/Claire, or, Braire

9. Logan/Amanda, or, Loganda

10. Gabriel/Jacquilyn, or, (and this is a mouthful) Gabriquilyn

11. Serj/Madison, or, Serdison

12. Missy/Seth, or, (remember, her name's actually Melissa) Meleth

13. Rachel/Johnny, or, Rachathan

14. Skye/Kit, or, Skit

15. Adrian/Evelyn, or, Adrielyn (to be fair, she also has called it Evelian. also, this might be further developed in season 6)

As you can tell, my sister was sitting behind me, telling me to put in what she calls them.

Oh, and honorable mentions to Sebby, (Seth/Abby, coz that was true love), Brarianna (Brad/Ari, coz it was nice before he did the drugs), Billy (Ben/Lilly, coz it could’ve worked out), Samber (Sawyer/Amber, coz if not for Stacey, it woulda happened. It still could though), Natalub (Natalie/Kalub, coz let’s face it, it should’ve happened), and Sawyanda, (Sawyer/Amanda, coz they just click although I don’t think I’ll put them together). oh, and Shawlex (Shawn/Alex, coz they were really nice to each other, although, let's face it Shawsha and Karlex forever!) :)

top 10 scenes:

1. Sasha thinking she was dying and asking Dragan to hold her as she died - chapter 51

3. (flashback) Anya and her husband stabbing each other and lying in each others arms, waiting for death - chapter 57

3. Dinah's classic "kiss Kit then punch him" - chapter 43

4. Calypso going off at Shawn for not telling Tasha he loved her. and then Shawn saying he let her go so she would live - chapter 45

5. Shawn and Tasha revealing that they, in fact, after three years, actually did love each other. something that the rest of us knew since he went with Locke! - chapter 50

6. Adrian pointing his gun at Dragan, making him walk as Dragan was provoking him into shooting him, and then Sasha jumping out of a tree and caving Adrian's face in with her foot. and then Dragan turning around like it was the most normal thing and that he expected it - chapter 48

7. Dan jumping out of the helicopter to save their (namely Sophie's) life - chapter 48

8. Ivy and Tammy reconciling - chapter 51

9. Logan and Amanda facing off on Hydra Island - chapter 53

10. Shawn getting visited by Tasha, and then being told to tell her he loves her. then following her and losing her - chapter 46

Fave lines/conversations (in no particular order):

1. ‘What the Hell are you smoking?’ – Amanda to Jack about trusting the Others – chapter 40

2. ‘No, I’m dying. That’s why I’m standing here talking to you,’ – Sasha to Tamsyn when she asked if she was okay after being shot – chapter 31

3. ‘Hey, Megan.’

‘Hey. whoa. You’re happy. Did Andrew die?’

‘No.'

‘Wow. You’re really cheerful. Was it Lilly who died?’ – Sasha and Megan, talking about how Sasha is happy – chapter 33

4. ‘What the Hell?’

‘Well, Tamsyn it looks like the sky is turning purple.’ Tamsyn and Sasha when the sky turned purple – chapter 34

5. 'what did you do?!’

‘I’m sorry,’ it was an accident.’

‘you and I both know you’re lying. God! I save your life, and you repay us by shooting Rebecca and killing her?’

‘it seems that way.’ - Isabella and Nathan after Nathan shot and killed Rebecca - chapter 52

6. ‘Oi! Jonas! Kyle! wake up!’

‘very nice of you, Addie. it’s not like we were in a plane crash or anything.’ - Addison and Jonas after the Ajira crash - chapter 52

7. ‘Lasesha Kansa has fallen in love? Oh my God. What has the world come to?’ - Jacquilyn after she finds out Sasha's in love - chapter 52

8. ‘liar.'

‘I’m not lying, Tammy! I seriously don’t!’

‘you totally do!’

‘no, I don’t!’

‘what are the two of you arguing about?’

‘nothing!’

‘we were arguing because I noticed something and Ivy denied it.'

‘what did you notice?’

‘that she’s head over heels in love.’

‘with who?’

‘you.' - Tammy, Ivy, Tammy, Ivy, Johnny, Ivy, Tammy, Johnny, Tammy, Johnny, Tammy. I think that's the order. - chapter 52

9. ‘you see. that’s the difference between you and I, Skye. I would, if I wanted to confess how I felt, walk up to him and kiss him. Simple as that.’

‘so, if you wanted to confess how you really felt, you’d do that? so why haven’t you done that with Sawyer?’ - Stacey and Nat while trying to help Missy figure out what to do about Seth - chapter 52

10. 'I’m sorry, you’ve reached the number of a person who neither cares, nor wants to know, why you called. Call back later and maybe, just maybe, I’ll care.' - Ivy on the phone to Stacey, telling her she doesn't want to talk - chapter 52

11. ‘we are not turning this into a knife fight, Sasha.' - Dragan to Sasha when she got pissed off - chapter 52

12. ‘you’re… blind? as in can’t see?’

‘that’s generally what being blind means.' - Tori and Sasha when they're being bitches to one another - chapter 52

13. ‘You want to know what love feels like? Okay. You know- You know when you take off in an airplane or you go off the top of a roller coaster and your stomach lifts for that perfect moment? It feels awkward and scary and your adrenaline kicks in and you feel amazingly high? That's how I feel every time I see her.’

‘if that’s what love is, then I think I love you still.’ - Johnny about loving Ivy then Rachel about loving Johnny - chapter 57

14. 'when you die, make sure you take as many of them down with you.' - Anya, quoting Dmitri as she plunged her knife into his chest - chapter 57

15. ‘oh, what a coincidence. the Olsen Twins agree with each other!’ - Sawyer when Ivy and Tammy agreed with each other - chapter 57

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1. SOS: Save Our Souls » reviews
It's another Lost OC Story... yay! submissions closed.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,410 - Reviews: 136 - Updated: 1-1-10 - Published: 6-22-09
2. Stranded in the Middle of Nowhere » reviews
My OC story. submissions closed. Enjoy! R&R! On Hiatus until season 6!
Lost - Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 59 - Words: 212,560 - Reviews: 334 - Updated: 12-25-09 - Published: 9-13-08
3. High School Never Ends » reviews
it's my second go at a high school OC Submission story. submissions closed for now.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,129 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 9-30-09 - Published: 6-12-09
4. Stranded in the Middle of High School » reviews
it's the spin-off of SitMoN. BUT with a difference! instead of being on the island with the Losties, they're in high school with them! drugs, alcohol, fights...who knows what shenanigans they'll get into! discontinued. go check out High School Never Ends.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,773 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 6-1-09 - Published: 3-15-09
5. Less than ten minutes » reviews
she stroked the gun and almost smiled at the pain it could get rid of.' AU. post rescue.on temporary hiatus!
Lost - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-7-08 - Published: 10-29-08 - Kate
6. In another life » reviews
AU. What if Ana and Shannon had known each other before the crash? Shayid, Skate, PB&J, and Jun. hints of Jate and Hubby. On Temporary hiatus! R&R!
Lost - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-1-08 - Published: 8-21-08 - Shannon & Ana
7. Secrets From the Past » reviews
AU. Its set in Season 2. The team find out Tony is engaged to someone. Who is it? And who has secrets from their past life revealed? TIVA on temorary hiatus!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 11-1-08 - Published: 9-11-08 - Ziva D. & Tony D.
8. Page 20 » reviews
She had read two sentences of the article before tears were flowing down her cheeks and onto the paper.' AU post rescue
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-29-08 - Published: 10-14-08 - Complete
9. Hanso Academy » reviews
Losties in High school. facing changes in their last two years of school. will be some ships in later chapters. Sana, Hubby at the moment.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,699 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 10-24-08 - Published: 8-27-08
10. Karaoke Night reviews
The team go to a karaoke night after a case to blow off some steam. Will true feelings be revealed? Tiva, McAbby, Jibbs. Is now AU. on temporary hiatus!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-25-08
11. More than meets the eye » reviews
A girl by the name of Matilda was on flight 815. this follows her throughout the series. She has as many secrets as everyone else on the island, but what are they? On temporary hiatus! R&R!
Lost - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,257 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-22-08 - Published: 7-8-08
12. I'll always be with you reviews
This is Sayids thoughts after shannons funeral, and also a conversation with claire. just read and review, I'm desperate!
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-6-08 - Sayid - Complete
13. Would you? reviews
this is a poem about Kate and Sawyer, from Kate's POV. This is the first thing I've ever submitted so I'd love you to R&R!
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-26-08 - Kate & Sawyer - Complete
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