hear-me-roar
and
...to you...
I'M.THE.QUEEN.

anyways
iamjustanormalkid
((and I ahb-solutely j'adore))
"normal-things"
...that's a joke...
but not really

I AM
probably-like-five-million-people
((mashed into one))
i~can~be
ANNOYING.QUIET.CALM.LOUD.
obnoxious, stubborn, radical
¿seemymanypersonalities?

I AM
the-only-one-of-me
the rest of you are jealous
of~me
((you all know it))

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I SPEAK FRENCH, so I MUST be snobby

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or an emo

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be immature

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND AT TIMES, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegeterian

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm A BRUNETTE, so I MUST be super smart

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love maths

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I like EMO CULTURE, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak in the same British accent as on all American TV

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I DON'T TALK to people besides my friends much, so I MUST be weird or freaky

I'm AFRICAN AMERICAN, so I MUST play basketball

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST work at a deli

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up and a whore

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm almost ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in Heaven

I WRITE, so I MUST have an A+ in English

I GO/WENT TO PRIVATE SCHOOL, so me and my family MUST be rich conceited snobs

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly

I'm CATHOLIC, so I MUST hate homosexuals and not agree with abortion

My PARENTS ARE DIVORCED, so I MUST be unhappy

I HAVE A STEP-SISTER, so we MUST be super-close

I PLAY A LOT OF INSTRUMENTS, so I MUST be a music geek

I LOVE TO READ, so I MUST be a nerd

My FAMILY MOVES A LOT, so we MUST be insecure

I CAN NEVER STOP LISTENING TO MUSIC, so I MUST be an emo loner

I'M MIDDLE EASTERN, so I MUST hate Americans

I'M A WOMAN, so I MUST be neat and like to clean

I'M A MIXED RACE PERSON, so I MUST not know where I belong.

Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile, bold the ones that apply to you, and add any more that you can think of.