Name: pearljamfan, pearljamgirl, or Lana is just fine by me. Find me on deviantART as 'EyesInObscurity' and bug me there!
Gender: Female, most days. Age: 19 Favorite color: Gray. Yes, gray dammit! Don't look at me like that!
Animes: Naruto, InuYasha, Fruits Basket, Loveless, Ai no Kusabi, xxxHolic, Chobits and Bleach
Books: mainly just Harry Potter here on ffn. i read waaaaaay too much
Games: Bethesda Softworks, I worship thee! You have created such splendors as Fallout and The Elder Scrolls! I kneel before thy magnificence!! Mirror's Edge, you may be the single most difficult game in the history of all Gamedom and you repeatedly whup my ass, no matter how many times I play you - but I love you anyway.
TV: pretty much just Bones, NCIS, and Whose Line Is It Anyway? Yeah, I'm a dork. What do you wanna do about it?
Music: PEARL JAM, METALLICA, Staind, Tool, My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Orange Range, Asian Kung-Fu Generation, Linkin Park, Incubus...and I have a fondness for the Andrews Sisters and Michael Buble, too.
Pairings: Uchihacest, because it's hot. I don't really feel any particular pairing should "just be together" because really, who am I to say? I'M not the creator, so it's not my decision.
Fun Facts about me: I love Craig Ferguson, root beer, watermelon jello, caffeine and cereal. I hate spinach, my alarm clock, and bright lights. I get headaches when I read too often (which is more than I should) and when I wake up in the morning, I am the clumsiest person alive.
And is it so wrong that I'm a little bit in love with Jethro Gibbs? I mean, aren't we all?

Readers of the story "Even The Silence Cries Out" will have noticed that the story no longer exists. I've taken it off for some serious revamping. By serious, I mean you will likely not see more than a few similarities with the original. It will probably take awhile for the changes to take effect and the story to be reposted, but I never abandon my stories without warning.

Number your 12 fave characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!
1. Ichigo Kurosaki
2. Rukia Kuchiki
3. Yoruichi Shihoin
4. Kisuke Urahara
5. Zangetsu
6. Ulquiorra Schiffer
7. Chad
8. Orihime Inoune
9. Rangiku Matsumoto
10. Toshiro Hitsugaya
11. Shinji Hirako
12. Byakuya Kuchiki

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Ulquiorra/Shinji
No, but...*melts into pile of goo*

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Urahara
*nod nod* Not bad. I'd tap that...

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Byakuya/Orihime
O.O ... death on a sunny afternoon

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Matsumoto
Oh yeah, there's lots.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Rukia/Ulquiorra
Only if you enjoy long silences and frigid, icy glares as a form of foreplay...

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Zangetsu/Matsumoto or Zangetsu/Hitsugaya
Good lord, no...just, no!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Chad Rukia/Byakuya?
I'm sure Chad would probably VOLUNTEER for the memory-removal
thingy at that point...

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Yoruichi/Hitsugaya
Yoruichi, you pedophile!

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Ichigo/Orihime
Definitely, definitely. I'm not an IchiHime shipper myself (being a noticable IchiRuki fan), but that doesn't
mean there aren't some good fics out there, y'know?
God, now you have me curious...

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Chad/Byakuya
'Stroking the Tiger" - my god, I have a dirty mind...

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Urahara/Ichigo
Ah, no. Please, dear god, no.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Yoruichi
I read three het. I'm not much for Yuri. Yaoi is good with the right pairing,
but Yuri isn't my thing.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Shinji
Good lord, I wish.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
Rukia/Urahara/Zangetsu
That would be all kinds of crack. But I wouldn't say no, either...

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Hitsugaya?
"MOMO!"
(Some of you might get mad, but I think he would...)

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Orihime
"Don't Worry, Be Happy". Oh, come on! You know that's an Orihime song!

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Ichigo/Ulquiorra/Byakuya
CRACK! YAOI!! NOSE-BLEED WORTHY!!!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Hitsugaya/Rukia
"...Wanna make the ice melt?"
Lol.

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
Shinji Rukia/Orihime
"...Is this free and how can I join in?"

20) How emo is Seven?
Chad
He can just skate across the surface of emo sometimes but he never really
gets in there.

21) What would One and Four say if they were fighting over Two?
Ichigo Urahara Rukia
Ichigo: "I saw her first!! Besides, you almost got her killed, you asshole!"
Urahara: "And WHO trained you so that you could rescue her?"
Ichigo: "...Yoruichi-san."

22) What would Six look like if he/she were cross-dressing?
Ulquiorra
I'm not a lesbian, but I think I'd still have to tap that.

23) What would a One/Two baby look like?
Ichigo/Rukia
ADOR-ABLE!!!!!!

24) What is Five's ultimate weakness?
Zangetsu
Psh, Zangetsu is to awesome to have anything as plebian as a weakness. XD

25) Would Two and Four be better as siblings or lovers?
Rukia/Kisuke
Neither. I think maybe father/daughter. He's a little too old and perverted for
an brother.

26) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Chad/Orihime
D'Awwwww! That would be SO cute! A lot of fangirls would be mad, though.

27) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Shinji/Matsumoto
I could totally see that. Either way, they'd end up waking up in a strange
location with all their clothes off.

28) What is Six's super-secret Kink?
Ulquiorra
I would be surprised if he liked a little Master/Slave action. The problem is, who
would he get to be his Master or Slave. Hmm, I sense a PWP in here somewhere...

29) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Yoruichi/Chad
Well, Chad would have to top (because that's how nature works - it's kind of
funny that way) but we all know Yoruichi would wear the pants. Because
Yoruichi ALWAYS wears the pants.

30) 1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 7 suddenly runs off with 4.
1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy
affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3.
-Suggest a title for this plot, if it were to be put into fanfic form.
'Yaoi Is Not Better'
Seriously, that would be a yaoi nightmare ending in a crack-pairing of het.

31) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Zangetsu
Couple days ago. I likes me some Zangetsu no Ossan AND some Tensa Zangetsu!