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since	: 04-26-08, id: 1561642, Profile Updated: 06-15-09
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Author has written 6 stories for Half-Life, and Silent Hill.

Some date in I think March
Updated Silent Hill 2: Unplugged. Gosh I know.

About

I like strawberries, old people, crayons, oranges, snowglobes, tea, complex facial expressions and the show MASH.
I do not like kittens. They make me sad.

Writing

General: Half Life 2, Silent Hill, and Portal.
Genres... If it's anything thuper seriuth I haven't written it. XD It is impossible for me to be serious, really.
One shots? Depends. If I have a fabulous idea that I just can't possibly pop into an existing story that's where it's gonna go.

Crap I've written/am working on

Half-Life/Portal
Assorted Poems: Not a story, more like a series of poems. You never know when there will be another one. The just pop into my head while I'm drinking tea, and in Social Studies class. Spooky.
- Ode to a Lone Headcrab
- Oh Say Can You See That Strider?
- Cake Expectations
Diary of G-Man: A romantic story of loss and love. Or something like that. It's also under 500 words.

Silent Hill 2
Aisle 4A: About James, working in a store. And it makes absolutely no sense, as usual.
Silent Hill 2: Unplugged: If you've read any of my other works, this should be self explanatory. If not, then, well, it's brimming with crack.

Other

My favorite poem: Ode On the Mammoth Cheese by James McIntyre
http://thepoormouth.blogspot.com/2008/09/james-mcintyre-canadas-poet-laureate-of.html

If the only reason why you watch Yu-Gi-Oh! in Japanese is not because you are a rabid fangirl, but because the 4Kids editing is lame and you think Joey sounds like a mobster, copy and paste this into your profile. Or don't. I don't care.

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1. Silent Hill 2: Unplugged » reviews
Rated T, as everything else, filled with all sorts of narcotic drugs, etcetera. Random as hell. Chapter Three.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,549 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-28-09 - Published: 12-7-08

2. The Diary of GMan reviews
ONE SHOT. Yes, it is a pile of rambling-goodness. Rated, er, T. May offend those with even the most slight amount of sanity.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-4-08 - Complete

3. Aisle 4A reviews
Silent Hill 2. Enter James, the store clerk, and his daily happenings. Warning: Kinda... wacky. Rated T, one shot.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-17-08 - Complete

4. Cake Expectations reviews
Yeah, I know it's a bad pun. Sue me. Rated T for references to fish shaped candies, because K didn't seem correct. For Portal.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-27-08 - Complete

5. Ode to a Lone Headcrab reviews
A tragic poem of loss, suffering, explosions and the like. Can you tell I had nothing better to do on a Wednesday? One shot, rated T.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-14-08 - Complete

6. Oh say can you see that Strider? reviews
Spawned from complete boredom and one too many cups of tea. This is how I think the rebellion against the Combine REALLY started. Rated T for violence and a horrible excuse for poetry. One shot.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-6-08 - Complete

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