I like/ read the mangas:
Bleach, Naruto, Fairy Tail, Full Metal Alchemist, Ruroni Kenshin, Prince of Tennis, Cyborg 009, Hand x Red, +Anima, Black Cat, and more that I won't bother you with. Many more, in fact.

I'm Sarah. I have grammar OCD, love angsty hitsugaya fics, and I do not like yaoi. That much. I realize it's a part of life, but I'd rather not read about it in M rated stories with lemons. Actually, I'd rather not read M-rated stories about romance at all. Period. Also, since you're probably reading this because you're VERY bored or by accident, I'll tell you about myself.

About me:

I am from NYC. Yeah, that's about all I'm gonna tell you.

Anyways... I hate fics with to much uncontrolled romance and little or no blood/gore/violence. Angst and horror genres rule. Humor too.

So... i really only keep this thing around so i can get updates on stories i like... I'm not a good writer, so don't expect anything good to be coming out. Ever. Especially since high school is starting 9/9/09.

Okay then... please read my two stories? Please? Reviews are accepted, too. Criticism appreciated, flames considered interesting reading material :D

Naruto Quiz Thing! Label your own 1-12 fav characters, then answer the questions. Don't forget to copy and paste this inside your profile!

1. Shikamaru

2. Shi (one of the new characters in the latest manga. im kind of obsessed XD)

3. Itachi

4. Shino

5. Tenten

6. Temari

7. Hinata

8. Sai

9. Kakashi

10. Tsunade

11. Neji

12. Asuma (cuz he's cool like dat XD)

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Temari/Neji. Yes. It was actually quite good. There's even a sequel, I think...

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Shino. Eh, never seen his face... but probably.

3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Asuma->Sai. Well, they're both guys, but... I don't think they've met, actually. Asuma being DEAD and all...

4)Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Kakashi: Yes. Silver and Gold by some one i can't recall. Very good, on my faves list.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Temari/Shi. ... yes, i think so...

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Tenten/Kakashi or Tenten/Tsunade. ... Five/Ten, since Kakashi's an asshole... and in love with some one dead (AKA Rin, i believe).

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Hinata-> Shi and Asuma. WOULD NOT HAPPEN. EVER. GOD HATH SPOKEN.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fanfic.

Itachi/Tsunade.

Tsunade's gone missing nin early in life... and is there to comfort Itachi when he leaves for the sake of his village. Hurt/Comfort.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Shikamaru/Sai. NO F-ING WAY, i think.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Hinata/Asuma

Living and Lying

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Itachi. I would assume so, but what friends list?

13) Does anyone you know writes or draw Eleven?

Neji. I tried to draw him once... and failed miserably. But my friend is pretty good.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Shi/Shino/Tenten. I assume not. Doesn't exist.

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Tsunade: JIRAYA! YOU'RE DEAAAAAAAAD!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Sai: Hide and Seek by Imogen Heap. About Sai's poor childhood... or what I would assume it to be

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Shikamaru/Temari/Asuma

Warning: Limes, people raised from the dead, etc...

18) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Tsunade->Shi (she's much too old/in a coma for him)

Hey, wanna see some new medical jutsu I've been inventing?

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Neji-> Shi/Sai

Would. NOT. Exist.

20) How emo is Seven?

Hinata... Shy, not emo, I would think.

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FANFICTION QUOTE OF THE (insert random length of time here)

“Thank you for allowing us to attend this training session,” Tenten said in a respectful voice as she straightened up. Lee didn’t say anything, but nodded vigorously.

Kurenai blinked, a little disconcerted by their extreme politeness. “That’s all right, I’m happy to have you here. Naruto has improved so much working with Lee and your sensei.”

Tenten nodded. “He’s really sped up. Gai-sensei has me come by every so often for target practice, and I can barely hit him now.”

“Target practice?” Kurenai asked curiously.

“Hai,” Lee said abruptly. “It’s to test our reflexes. Naruto-san and I are the targets and Tenten-san practices.”

Kurenai blinked.

“Blunted kunais,” Tenten said quickly. “They don’t draw blood. Well, not much anyway.”

“I don’t let her hit me in the face anymore,” Naruto said innocently.

-Team 8, by S'TarKan