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Author has written 70 stories for Transformers, Silent Hill, Transformers/Beast Wars, Halo, and Pong. Feel free to PM me if you want. I like getting random messages. =) What's New With Me Now: Happy Thanksgiving, fellow Americans! Name: You can just call me Banana. ;) Age: 19 Gender: I think I'm female... Let me check... -looks down shirt- Yep, my sources say I'm female. Writing Style: I specialize in crack-fics and the occasional tearjerker. Arctic Banana's Song Recommendation of the Week (updates Mondays...at least when I remember to do it): This Is Goodbye by Killswitch Engage Top 10 Favorite... Bands: 1.KoЯn 2.Linkin Park 3.Killswitch Engage 4.Metallica 5.Trivium 6.Slipknot 7.Disturbed 8.All That Remains 9.System of a Down 10.Cold Video Games: 1.Silent Hill 3 2.Resident Evil (the original) 3.Ratchet & Clank Future: Tools of Destruction 4.Doom 5.ObsCure 6.Resident Evil 2 7.The Suffering 8.Abuse 9.Bioshock 10.Fallout 3 Movies: 1.Transformers 2.Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen 3.Silent Hill 4.Alien 5.Resident Evil: Degeneration 6.Appleseed Ex Machina 7.Iron Man 8.Accepted 9.Hellboy II 10.The Orphanage Songs: 1.KoЯn- Thoughtless 2.Killswitch Engage- The End of Heartache 3.Linkin Park- New Divide 4.All That Remains- Two Weeks 5.Trivium- Pull Harder on the Strings of Your Martyr 6.Metallica- Until It Sleeps 7.Disturbed- Down With The Sickness 8.Slipknot- Gently (the Iowa version, not the MFKR version) 9.System of a Down- Chop Suey! 10.Cyclefly- No Stress | |||||||||
1. Nacho Induced Nightmare reviewsAll was normal at the Decepticon base. At least until a bunch of weird crap started happening...Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-16-09 - Starscream - Complete2. Arctic Banana's Halloween Craptacular reviewsIt's a very bizarre Halloween indeed for the Decepticons this year. Contents include Telitubby costumes, creepy old perverts, ghosts, lots and lots of alcohol, and more in this insane tale of spookified insanity.Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,091 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-5-09 - Complete3. Ravage Goes Crazy reviewsSoundwave sadly forgets that sleep is a thing of the past when you have a cat in the house.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 9-16-09 - Soundwave & Ravage - Complete4. Special Delivery reviewsIn the midst of a delivery route, Sideways encounters every courier's worst enemy: the common dog.Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-11-09 - Sideways - Complete5. When Barricade Gets Bored reviewsA bored Frenzy is terrifying enough...what happens when his partner gets bored?Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-8-09 - Barricade & Frenzy - Complete6. A Collection of CrackFics II » reviewsEveryone's favorite Transformers are back for more zany crackiness. Contains a lot of insomnia-induced insanity. Read at your own risk...Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 9-6-09 - Published: 8-31-097. Why Barricade Wasn't In RotF reviewsTwo theories on why everyone's favorite movie-verse police cruiser failed to make an appearance in Revenge of the Fallen, because I know we've all been wondering why.Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 8-21-09 - Barricade & Starscream - Complete8. I Will Protect You reviewsHiding alone on a hostile planet can be scary for a small, easily frightened mech like Sideways. It's only natural that he'd want a friend to protect him.Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-2-09 - Sideways & Demolishor - Complete9. Blackout and Barricade Go To Silent Hill: Remake reviewsWhat could be worse than getting lost in the worst town on Earth? Getting lost there with your idiot friend.Crossover - Silent Hill & Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-31-09 - Barricade10. Adventure, YES! » reviewsAfter Bumblebee's pet goldfish dies, he, along with Jazz, Arcee, and Optimus Prime, set off on an epic journey to save his fish from the Reaper. DISCLAIMER: Contains 78% InsanityTransformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,426 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 7-28-09 - Published: 1-10-09 - Bumblebee & Jazz - Complete11. The Best of Friends reviewsEver since Sideswipe and Jolt met on Earth, they knew they'd be the best of friends...Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 7-19-09 - Sideswipe & Jolt - Complete12. Cooking With Barricade reviewsBarricade never was known for his cooking skills. Blackout makes a note of the fact...Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 7-18-09 - Barricade & Blackout - Complete13. Sibling Rivalries reviewsScorponok finds himself competing for Blackout's attention after his master adopts a tiny black and white kitten named "Mittens".Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,467 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 6-20-09 - Blackout & Scorponok - Complete14. Entertain Me reviewsFrenzy's bored and restless, but all Barricade wants to do is sleep. How long do you think it'll take for him to get fed up and eject Frenzy through the windshield? Place your bets now!Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 6-6-09 - Barricade & Frenzy - Complete15. Bonecrusher: The Young Years reviewsBecause evil was a sparkling once, too.Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-26-09 - Bonecrusher - Complete16. All The World Is Waiting For The Sun reviewsIt starts raining on a camping trip. Bumblebee's scared of thunder, Mikaela has the ability to assemble storm clouds, Sam's annoyed at Mikaela's ability, Barricade is ticked off by the squishies as usual, and Jazz just wants his leg back from Bumblebee.Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-23-09 - Complete17. Pong: The Untold Story reviewsAn epic, age-old battle ensues as two epic 2-dimensional lines compete to win the epic game that is Pong. This story is so epic, you'll pee your pants.Pong - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 4-14-09 - Complete18. Resistance is Futile reviewsBlackout is determined to take Scorponok to the vet to get him fixed. As for Scorponok? He's not too keen on the idea...Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-10-09 - Blackout & Scorponok - Complete19. Feelin' Fuzzy » reviews07 Movie-verse Resurrected from the dead by his friends, Jazz finds that he's a little different than he remembers he was in life...Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,985 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 3-28-09 - Published: 9-26-0820. Hallucinations reviewsDying alone on the battlefield, Brawl gets one last visit from a "friend"...or is he?Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-27-09 - Brawl/Devastator & Bonecrusher - Complete21. Cat and Mouse reviewsIt was a game at first, just Barricade harassing and messing around with Bumblebee. But what started as a way to pass time ended in a deeper respect for the Autobot.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-10-09 - Barricade & Bumblebee - Complete22. Bird's the Word reviewsWhile shopping with Bonecrusher, Brawl buys a box of used records. He then procedes to drive the other Decepticons crazy when a certain annoying record ends up on repeat...Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 1-19-09 - Brawl/Devastator - Complete23. Canada's North of Here, Right? » reviewsElita One has been acting quite moody for no reason lately. Poor Optimus just wants to know why.Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,244 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 1-10-09 - Published: 1-2-09 - Optimus Prime - Complete24. Party Like It's 1984 » reviewsThe Autobots invite the Decepticons to a New Year's Eve party. Starscream becomes suspicious about what they might be up to. The other 'Cons just want to have fun.Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,979 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-1-09 - Published: 12-31-08 - Complete25. Friends Forever and Ever and Ever reviewsFrenzy drives Barricade up the wall during their roadtrip from Hell.Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 12-29-08 - Barricade & Frenzy - Complete26. Christmas Special: Twas the Fight Before Christmas reviewsWho doesn't enjoy watching Brawl and Bonecrusher fight? Parody of "Twas the Night Before Christmas"Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-24-08 - Complete27. Keep All Limbs Inside the Vehicle At All Times reviewsJazz takes an unfortunate car thief on a homicidal joyride.Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 62 - Published: 12-13-08 - Jazz - Complete28. Survival of the Idiots reviewsSunstreaker and Sideswipe find themselves somehow lost in a forest that they don't remember ever going to.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 11-24-08 - Sunstreaker & Sideswipe - Complete29. The End of Heartache reviewsSequel to "Hushabye"- After Blackout dies, Scorponok is left with a gaping hole inside where his best friend should be. He longs for nothing more than to be reunited with his master as he rapidly falls into a state of decadence.Transformers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 11-23-08 - Scorponok & Blackout - Complete30. Hushabye reviewsNothing is more disturbing than seeing a helpless animal lie dying in the street while everyone remains oblivious towards its suffering. So thinks Blackout.Transformers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 11-17-08 - Blackout - Complete31. Alone I Break reviewsBumblebee always hated saying goodbye. Especially when goodbye means "forever".Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-4-08 - Bumblebee & Barricade - Complete32. Come and Find Me! » reviewsBlackout loses his niece in the big city. Faced with the choices of either finding her or facing the wrath of his misandronous Aunt Vertigo, he struggles to get her back before his sister realizes she's missing.Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-27-08 - Blackout & Bumblebee33. Tales From The Insane Asylum reviewsTo celebrate Halloween, everyone's favorite Transformers gather around to tell "scary" stories. Story 1: Wheeljack creates a device that has the power to turn food into a living, breathing monster.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-2-0834. Life Science reviews07 Movie-verse Sam has to take care of a life-like baby doll for his Life Science class. Unfortunately, the doll turns out to be a demon whose goal is to make sure neither he nor Bumblebee ever get any sleep...Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 9-30-08 - Complete35. Toy Story reviewsHave you ever wondered what it is that your Transformer toys do when you're not around? Well my gang of 6-inch plastic warriors reveal all in this epic tale of life as a toy in my household...Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 9-29-08 - Jazz & Prowl - Complete36. Bath Teim! reviewsPre-'07 Movie-verse It's bathtime for wee Bumblebee, and he manages to run Optimus Prime and Elita-One to Hell and back to get him to take one.Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 9-21-08 - Complete37. The Discovery » reviews07 Movie-verse :Part 5 added: Barricade and Bumblebee have a "reunion" and the Decepticons entertain themselves with human games- particularly the ones where Blackout can get away with causing the others severe physical harm.Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,110 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 9-16-08 - Published: 9-1-08 - Complete38. Let's Wait For Ratchet reviewsJazz is not feeling well. Wheeljack tries to help. And oh, how he helps...Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 9-12-08 - Complete39. Beware of Wendigos reviews07 Movie-verse Bumblebee and Jazz go on a camping trip with Sam and his friends. Maybe it wasn't a good idea for Bumblebee to read about scary monsters eating people before coming along.Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-30-08 - Complete40. Always There reviewsThe best part about having a twin brother is that Sideswipe never has to go through life alone.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-29-08 - Complete41. 10 Reasons reviews07 Movie-verse While in the medbay with Bumblebee, Jazz comes across a list of Sunstreaker and Sideswipe's top ten excuses for getting in accidents and in trouble with the law.Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 8-26-08 - Complete42. Calm After the Storm reviews07 Movie-verse Ever since he was a sparkling, Bumblebee has put all his trust in one mech in particular: Jazz.Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-24-08 - Complete43. Tales From Blood Gulch reviewsRed vs. Blue- A collection of crack-a-rific one-shots about Blue Team.Halo - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-16-08 - Complete44. Blackout and Barricade Go To Silent Hill » reviewsWhat happens when two Decepticons get lost and end up in Silent Hill?Crossover - Silent Hill & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,716 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-14-08 - Published: 5-17-08 - Complete45. Fun In The Sun reviews07 Movie-verse Humans aren't the only ones who enjoy vacations at the beach. It seems Transformers do too.Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-8-08 - Complete46. TF Movie Parody: Resident Evil: Apocalypse reviewsResident Evil: Apocalypse, reinacted by everyone's favorite Transformers!Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,757 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-3-08 - Complete47. Showing Off reviewsBlackout and Barricade enter Scorponok and Frenzy into the weirdest Cybertronian pet show ever.Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 7-19-08 - Blackout & Scorponok - Complete48. Guess Who's Coming To Visit? reviewsTake seven Transformers with bizarre personality traits and shove them into a single suburban home with a cranky woman. Let me know how that works out for you...Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-6-08 - Complete49. Spark Sitting reviewsProwl volunteers to watch Sunstreaker and Sideswipe. What at first seems like another hectic night of Lambo-twin mayhem eventually takes a drastic turn when the twins realize that Prowl's a bit more fun to hang out with than they originally thought.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 6-27-08 - Prowl & Sunstreaker - Complete50. The Great Canadian Wilderness reviews07 Movie-verse Getting lost in Canada provides many a chance to annoy Bonecrusher.Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-23-08 - Bonecrusher & Blackout - Complete51. Can I Ask You Something? reviews07 Movie-verse An innocent question turns into an all-out brawl between Sunstreaker and Sideswipe.Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-18-08 - Complete52. Too Much Time on Their Hands reviewsJazz inquires the twins about their latest prank.Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-18-08 - Jazz & Sideswipe - Complete53. A Collection of CrackFics » reviews07 Movie-verse A series of movie-verse crack-fics inspired by my and my sister's bizarre thought-processes.Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 6-18-08 - Complete54. Listen to Me reviews07 Movie-verse Sometimes when Jazz is upset, only Bumblebee knows how to listen.Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-10-08 - Complete55. Feeding Time reviews07 Movie-verse Optimus has a conversation with a sparkling-Fallout while feeding him.Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-29-08 - Complete56. Revenge of the Plot Bunnies reviewsWhat happens when Jazz catches Prowl hitting on a girl?Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-28-08 - Prowl & Jazz - Complete57. Remember When We First Met? reviews07 Movie-verse Frenzy is dying, causing Barricade to remember when he first met him.Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-13-08 - Complete58. Night of the Living Fangirls reviews07 Movie-verse The Transformers face their scariest foes yet: crazed fangirls.Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-11-08 - Complete59. Constellations reviews07 Movie-verse Optimus Prime and Elita-One go on a date.Transformers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-7-08 - Complete60. Virtual Love reviewsSunstreaker becomes upset after being rejected and needs some comforting.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-7-08 - Sunstreaker & Sideswipe - Complete61. Wasted reviews07 Movie-verse Blackout, Barricade, Scorponok and Bonecrusher get drunk. Such happy-fun drunks they are!Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-6-08 - Blackout & Bonecrusher - Complete62. High Voltage reviews07 Movie-verse Sunstreaker, Sideswipe, and Blurr play with an electric mousetrap that they stole from Wheeljack.Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-5-08 - Complete63. A Month In The Life Of Frenzy reviews07 Movie-verse Ever wonder what Frenzy does in his spare time? Well apparently he writes it all in a diary.Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 5-4-08 - Complete64. Spaz Juice » reviewsWhat happens when Frenzy drinks 27 energy drinks?Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-4-08 - Barricade & Frenzy - Complete65. Sleep Tight, Frenzy reviewsFrenzy falls asleep and Barricade notices how cute he is.Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-3-08 - Barricade & Frenzy - Complete66. Annoyance reviews07 Movie-Verse Bonecrusher is angry. Brawl is stupid and can't take a hint. Pain results.Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-2-08 - Complete67. Roommates reviewsAfter accidentally hitting Pyramid Head with his car, Matt offers to let him stay at his place, to the chagrin of his roommate, Troy. Warning: This story's kinda weird. O.oSilent Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-1-08 - Pyramid Head - Complete68. Attack of the Plot Bunnies reviews07 Movie-verse Jazz and Bumblebee trick Optimus Prime into saying a bad word.Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 4-30-08 - Complete69. While You Were Sleeping reviews07 Movie-verse Bumblebee can't sleep, so Ratchet allows him to sleep in his room, unfortunately at the sacrifice of his own sleep.Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 4-30-08 - Bumblebee & Ratchet - Complete70. Movie Night reviews07 Movie-verse After being left home alone, Sunstreaker and Sideswipe decide to watch some scary movies, and then become scared themselves.Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 4-30-08 - Complete
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