Hello, I am a 16-year-old girl from Venus who thrives off of fanfiction... I really have no excuse as Breaking Dawn is out. But whatever. Keep an eye out for more from me because I think I have a few more stories up my sleeve. -Psst!- Check them out!

Currently listening to: Last Resort by Papa Roach, Missing by Evanescence, and The Mysterious Ticking Noise with The Potter Puppet Pals

It is I, ❤onyxrush707❤. Yeah, man...

Check out this author! She is awesome! Do it or be square! InkfireShe is of the Uber Awesome rank and she has translated Canvas for me into French. She translated it into my favourite language (Tied with my mother tongue: English!). So go check it out and leave a review because she rocks! And then go check out her stories; they're so beautiful! (And review, duh!)

Linkage for Story: Canevas

Disclaimer!!: All my stories belong to their original owners. I own the plot and maybe some future noncanon characters... If the story is in Twilight, then it belongs to Stephenie Meyer... Kymberlyy from What Have I Done? is mine... finally!

Click on this link for the funniest review I've ever seen! The poor Twilight movie will never be seen the same way in my eyes! -rolls eyes-http://christiananswers.net/spotlight/movies/2008/twilight2008.html?zoom_highlight=twilight

And!! Make love not war, reviews are easier to make than guns... oh! And they're happier and all warm and fuzzy.

Some things to know about me:

~ I am vegetarian. Actually, I'm almost Vegan.
~ I take learning pretty seriously, as I'm thinking about going to a higher school after I graduate.
~ I like my privacy. What happens in my bubble is shared with my best friend and then locked in a cottage on memory lane. I don't share information that well.
~ When I drink Full Throttle, I get a little crazy.
~ I don't like the sun. Nor California. Nor Florida. Basically anywhere the suns shines overboard.
~ I love Skandar Keynes.
~ I am very opinionated and defensive.
~ I love reading good fanfiction.
~ I'm very Atheist. Tried religion, tried God. Been there, done that. It doesn't happen for me anymore. And I'm proud to say it. Don't like that? Kiss my Atheist ass. lol
~ I swear a lot. Welcome to the real world!
~ I am not Satanic. I'm just a part of the darker crowd. With dark, cooler clothes and better hair styles. Yeah... I am one of them.
~ The Jonas Brothers hurt my soul... I have to listen to M. Manson to feel better most times. How do people like that stuff??

Things I hate

~I hate the whole fake-tanning-shit everybody wears. I mean, come on! I thought it had died out earlier this century, but then - WHAM! - it's back again. Jesus, do you like looking orange, people? I won't lie: I do kind of like looking at orange people. They make me laugh...
~ I hate clowns. You should have seen me watch The Dark Knight.
~I hate Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana/Destiny Hope Cyrus. Who ever the Hell she is! What a good case of how we let people become rich because their parent(s) had talent. I have yet to have her show me that she can sing or act. Sorry, Miley/Hannah/Destiny, you just suck.
~ I hate it when people talk over me.
~ I hate bad fanfiction... Like, the reallybad fanfiction. But we're all guilty...

Don't judge me on my past: You might not like what you see. Don't judge me on my future: The future isn't written in stone yet. Judge me on my present: Because you see what you get. ~Onyx

Oh, god! Guess what! It's actually spelled PAJAMAS!! Who'd'a thunk it?

idk what this thing is but 喜
another heart ღ
and another heart ❤

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Hey, do you know what time it is?

Random time!

(some from Reader4lyfe's profile)

"It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone."

"Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that."

"When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did."

"When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the people you hate."

"It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with."

"I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me?"

If you think Mike Newton should be run over by a bus copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that bus should also take out Eric copy and paste this into your profile

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of ever line(HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny)

91 percent of teen girls would faint if they met the Jonas Brothers. If you are a PART of that 9 percent that would stand there laughing and pointing at them, then wondering what the Hell you're doing so close to the -Shudder- Jonas Brothers and proceeded to vomit all over said fainted girls, copy and paste this onto your profile.
(Distorted From InXLoveXWithXEdward's profile... Thanks, Tia!)

If you hate Mike and you're not afraid to say it, paste this into your profile

If you think Jessica can be annoying paste this into your profile

IF EDWARD AND BELLA DONT STAY TOGETHER I'M GONNA HURT SOMEONE!

If you support the "Make Edward change Bella into a vampire" club, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Jacob should just stay a friend and have a happy ending copy and paste this into your profile.

Come to the dark side... dun dun dun... 'cause we got Edward Cullen!! fangirl sqee

He gave her 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake, and said "I'll love you until the last rose dies."

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't like the Jonas Brothers and they make your ears bleed, copy and paste this into your profile because, in a strange way, you're proud of it!

If you hated Breaking Dawn, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would support and help me in burning Breaking Dawn, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Emmett Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the education of the kids in school (in America) these days is falling from grace, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think PMs are awesome, copy and paste this into your profile.

If it was legal and possible for you to marry the Happy Bunny and you would, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Lauren Conrad and her posse make you feel like the world of TV is coming to an end in front of your eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love the show The Soup and know that it's not a cooking show, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that Joel McHale wasn't married, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If writing gives you a high way better than drugs ever could, copy and paste this into yout profile.

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If you loved Twilight way before the craze began, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Kristin Stewart should just stop acting because she can't act to save her life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Movie! Bella Swan looked like she had better places to be throughout the whole thing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Obama's rockin', copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've droped 800+ reviews for our fellow fanfic writers, copy and paste this into your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001,HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, RosalieHale123, bloodfangs, Headlight39, sunlit.vampire,GothNotEmo13, onyxrush707 In fact, I like it better than being called normal - which I never am. I mean, the world laughs at me because I'm different: I laugh back because they're all the same...

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep)VOLVO S60R,LoveMeForeverORLoveMeNever, EdwardEclipse, Alexz1jude, Headlight39, sunlit.vampire, GothNotEmo13, onyxrush707

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World,'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', Zwergschnauzer, 'Dark-Independent-Girl-101', Drama Queen Girl, o0Dreamer0o, lclsurfer, Sasuke-Sakura-14, Quiet Moon, hbatso01, Headlight39, sunlit.vampire, GothNotEmo13, onyxrush707

If you are awesome enough to put on black nail polish and copy and paste stuff into your profile, then copy and paste this into your profile.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

Say no to abortion because it's stealing time from an innocent human being!

25 Reasons Guy's fall in Love with Girlz !!> >> >>> (This was written by a guy)
> >> >>> Don't break this; it's so sweet! :)> >> >>> 1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.
> >> >>> 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our
> >> >>>shoulder.
> >> >>> 3. How cute they look when they sleep.
> >> >>> 4. The ease in
>which they fit into our arms .
> >> >>> 5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is
> >>right
> >> >>>in the world.
> >> >>> 6. How cute they are when they eat.
> >> >>> 7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it
> >> >>>makes it all worth while.
> >> >>> 8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30
> >>outside.
> >> >>> 9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.
> >> >>> 10. The way they fish for
>compliments even though you both
> >>know
> >> >>>that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.
> >> >>> 11. How cute they are when they argue.
> >> >>> 12. The way her hand always finds yours.
> >> >>> 13. The way they smile.
> >> >>> 14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call
> >> >>> ID after you just had a big fight.
> >> >>> 15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though
>you
> >> >>>know that an hour later...> >> >>> 16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.
> >> >>> 17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".
> >> >>> 18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...
> >> >>> 19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
> >> >>> 20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something
> >>that
> >> >>>silly.
> >> >>> 21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.
> >> >>> 22. Then the way they
>apologize when it does hurt (even
> >>though
> >> >>>we don't admit it).
> >> >>> 23. The way they say "I miss you".
> >> >>> 24. The way you miss them.
> >> >>> 25. The way their tears make you want to change the world
>so
> >> >>>that it doesn't hurt her anymore...> >> >>>> >> >>> Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would
> >>die
> >> >>>or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once
> >>in
> >> >>>your life, whatever they were to
>the world they become everything to
> >>you.
> >> >>>When you look them in the eyes,
> >> >>> traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a
>million
> >> >>>things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is
> >> >>>inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart.
>We
> >> >>>love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is
>a
> >> >>>thing not of the mind but of the heart.
> >> >>> A feeling.
> >> >>> Only felt.> >> >>> This chain started in 2002.> >> >>>
> >> >>> It is a love chain letter.> >> >>> In an hour you are supposed to repost this.> >> >>> Now here comes the fun part.> >> >>> You then say the name of the person you like or love and
>then
> >> >>>the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?" NO
> >> >>>JOKE!!> >> >>> NOW THE CONSEQUENCES!!> >>
> >>> The consequences are:> >> >>> If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in
> >>future
> >> >>> relationships.> >> >>> If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy
> >>camper!!> >> >>> Congratulations!!> >> >>> You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the
> >> >>>LUCKIEST chain> >>> letter on the
> >> >>> internet.> >> >>> Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning
> >>within
> >> >>>the hour)
> >> >>> post it with the title "why do boys fall in love with
>girls?"
> >> >>> After you send it, make a wish and it will come TRUE!> >> >>>> >> >>> YOU MAY NOT WAIT FOR A CERTAIN TIME TO SEND IT...

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club (that is the best part of dating is cuddling!)

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

These represent me and/or where I've been, take it or leave it:

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST have lower morals than everyone else.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST have no fear for my immortal soul.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

((From Amber Quible's profile))

This is the pic that inspired Waiting in the Shadows http://zero-rider.deviantart.com/art/Crying-16146197 Look at it! It's awesome!!

And this is the pic that inspired Concrete Angel http://sarcastic-bastard.deviantart.com/art/Concrete-Angel-88627924 Check it out to see why I chose it...

For Fire or Ice by me and The Flames by sorrow-ever-lasting: http://mackdj.deviantart.com/art/Fire-18277664 and http://solkku.deviantart.com/art/Liquid-Ice-30498825

For Mirror, Mirror On the Wall: http://silentglaive.deviantart.com/art/Im-Not-broken-2623495

For Learning How To Say Good-bye: http://eredel.deviantart.com/art/Magic-Grass-88810537

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