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Author has written 1 story for Doctor Who. You wouldn't want to meet us on a scary night... Note: All links open to new windows... Welcome to the weird and crazy world of Jade and Jess, also known as 00jlfb. Don't worry we come in peace! (Well!) Before we decided to join our writing minds and creativity, we had our own sites, which are still active they are: We also have fictionpress sites which are: We hope you enjoy our joint abilities in our story writing and PLEASE REVIEW! Jade's part: You know, talking about myself, isn't my good point. So, I'm going to say this instead: a ready-made, foil-wrapped impassioned speech on various things that involve advertising, favourites and others... To begin, I want to say that Jess is right (OMG, Jess was right!), reviews are like sunflowers - they make a person's day. Hehe, Ye. -nervous laugh- favourites-wise, I'll just say that I'm into Pop and Rock. I listen to them when I work. And honestly, I'm open to listen to anything - except bassline and speed garage (Sorry, Jay!). Randomness-wise, I am very random. Just look at the amount of bold I use!! Advertising-wise, I'm going to say Join us at Death's Writers for some fun!! so, (ending in true foil-wrapped style) Review our stories, do our random polls and blah blah blah... Blah - a word which here means, insert words here. Jess's part: This is my space! Ha ha no one can tell me different! You might think I'm a little annoying and I am! Ain't I jade! I love rock music (Long live rock music and rock legends with it). I love linkinpark, Korn, 30 Seconds To Mars, My Chemical Romance, Trivium, Paramore, Bullet For My Valentine, Elliot Minor, Nickleback, Madina Lake, Evanescence and anything else that rocks =D Jacqueline Wilson is SO cool I have all her books and Darren Shan that dude is awesome, every book in the vampire sage leaves me crying, screaming, laughing or shocked, sorry to use this word guys but he is a legend. I am 14 years old and loving every moment of being a teenager. I don't own any pets and I don't have any siblings apart from my Half-brother Daniel who I haven't seen since I was a baby. I live with my crazy, mental, but caring parents in the West Midlands, England by a little town called Walsall. I go to St Thomas More Roman Catholic Secondry school where I have met the most amazing people (they are listed below) and the most nicest looking boy I have ever seen so far in my life (Who's nicknamed J.J) In my spare time I like to write new sories or chapters for 'Is he coming?', listen to music, play guitar hero (PS2) and play on my Nintendo DS, but most of the time I watch Kerrang until my mom starts moaning (then I watch it in my bedroom where i'm not disturbed!). This is from my profile on fictionpress and fanfiction, the links are above! Our bit! Jess: Yo! Jess here! Beside me is the writer herself, Jade! Jade: Yep! I'm the writer; Jess is the poet, right Jess? Jess: Yeah, but I also write stories like Gary's Sing a song. Jade: Uh huh; and I write poetry - really bad poetry - but... Jess: you write awesome stories like 101 ways to annoy. Jade: Perfectionist! That's what Jess is! Jess: Yep, but I think I get it from my Mom. One word: OCD. Nah, my mum's wicked! Jade: one word: llz, well, one text-word. Shall we move on to our top ten? Jess: Yep, I'll start! But I think we might need a key so people don't get confused! Key: Jess' Top Ten Boys 1. J.J, my personal crush! What? He's good looking? Ew! Prefering 'someone-else' myself. :P Who's this someone-else? ...Orlando ... code name... Please tell me! NO! Fine! Then I won't tell you my crush! I already know your crush... Dammit! Haha! 2. Matt Tuck. One word: yum yum. Wait! That's two words! That explains your bad counting skills. Hmmm, I might agree on this one! What, I am bad at maths!Anyway ... number three ... Erm, I can't think. I'm going to change it: Jess' Top Ten Bands! 1. Linkin Park! These guys are the best! I've got all the albums and They have helped me through a lot of emotional problems. I love the song Leave out all the rest. Well, I've only heard a few songs but ... but, yeah ... they're alright-ish... 2. Trivium! These guys are heavy! (Not in that way!) I love the song, This world can't tear us apart Really good song. I'm glad! But ... I've never heard of them... Tut tut. 3. This is one that SayGoodnight08 will agree on! Bullet for my valentine! Word's can't describe them, but they are amazing. I love the song Waking the Demon. We have TOO many differences!I haven't heard of them! Then how do you know Matt Tuck? You showed me a picture when we were doing that rock French magazine in our languages lesson! Oh yeah! 4. Erm… Paramore! I’m really getting into them. Listen to the song ‘that’s what you get’ I’ve heard of them/it/him/her… but I –sob- haven’t … heard their music… Man, you need to listen to more Rock Music. Okies... I'll do it straight after this! Not! Hey! I read that! 5. My Chemical Romance - I hate tabloids! How dare they say MCR Was the blame for a teenagers suicide?Oh yeah, the song Teenagers is wicked. I agree on that, but I have heard them. When will you pick a band that I like? Hey! This is MY Best Bands. What bands do you like? I don't know! Nickelback and System of a Down and -whispers- Rihanna. 6. Okay, this is one I agree with. Nickelback. I love How you Remind me But I love all their songs! Yeah! Woo! Especially How You Remind me and Rockstar! 7. Hmm, now It's getting harder. Come on, I've got to add these guys. Greenday! They're an old favourite but still rocking today. I love Boulevard of broken dreams. I've heard of them; I like them; but not that much! 8. this isn't a band, but I like Avril Lavigne. I saw her a few months ago, and she was really good. I love the song Sk8er Boi. Yay! I like Avril Lavigne. Finally! 9. Argh! I've only got two left! Erm, I'm going to give a joint one to Blink 182 and Sum41. Both evenly wicked! and both evenly one I haven't heard of... 10. Last, but not least, Evanescence. I think Amy Lee is a great singer and I love the duet of Freak on a leash With Korn, another band I love... Yes! I like Evanescence! Especially Bring me to life! Right, well, that's the end of my rock bands. Absolutely! Time for... Jade's Top Ten Boys 1. ... Let me Guess, Orlando Bloom! ...Actually, no. It's Orlando, Just Orlando... Huh? Llz. Yeah. -evil laugh- not telling... Oh, okay, I don't know so... 2. okay, so Next up is ... Josef Kostan. 400 years old - and still sixteen-year-old sexy! Who the hell is that?! Who do you think? He's an awesome vamp. What's he in? Mooonliiight! Okay, never watched it and, ew! You just put your wet, bitten top of your pen on my hand! Oops! Sowee! 3. Oh no! I don't have one! I'm gonna change. (PS. Don't burp down my ear!) Jade's Top ten bands. Ah-hem, First of all, sorry! Secondly, I've already done bands! okies...erm...I'll do -drumroll- ... Jade's top ten films. 1. Iron Man. Robert Downey Jr is amazing. Man! I should've chosen bands you'd heard of! I've never watched it! Meh... I agree I love the contrast of humour and sadness! 2) Number 3 is LXG. I think I’ve heard of it but… It stands for League of Extraordinary Gentlemen! I had a (tiny) crush on Sawyer! Ah. No never watched it. 3) The Simpson movie. “Aw Maggie – you were the best mistake to ever happen” Lol! Yeah totally agree! I love when Homer makes the saw noise, so funny! Oh, yeah! Wicked scene! 4) Pirates of the Caribbean: At worlds end! And I don’t like just because Orlando Bloom. (Okay, maybe it is…) Out of the three films, you pick the one I haven’t watched! I disagree Johnny Depp is much better looking! No Bloom’s better! 5) Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix… Yes! Yes! Yeees! I love Tonk’s hair! But… - sob- Sirius! - Sob – Yeah. Waaa! 6) Lord of the Rings! (Bloom film) I agree, but not with Bloom! 7) THE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS MOVIE!! - Big gasp! – Yeeeesssss! I love Spongebob! The movie is wicked! MY favourite scene: When at the end the rock version of the goofy gooper song is played and Patrick walks in with stilettos on lol! 8) Llz. I know you’ll hate this… High School Musical! LMAO! The biggest pile of crap that has ever been created! 9) Urm, number 10 is ... -drum roll- It’s... Gah! I can't think of one! Um... It's... Van Helsing! Yeah I agree! I think Van Helsing is an amazing film. I love the start with Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde. “My turn!” Absolutely! I loved the plot though - except when she died, that just ruined it for me. Yeah (sob!) Jess: Well that’s our favourite things. I think one more thing we should add is that our favourite joint author is Darren Shan! Jade: Yep! Despite the fact we have different favourite authors, I must digress that Darren Shan rox our sox! Jess: Yes authors like Jacqueline Wilson… Jade: … Anthony Horowitz … Jess: … Yeah. So I don’t think we should add anymore because I’ve got nothing else to add. Jade? Jade: Nope. Nothing. Jess: Well… (sob) I guess we should say goodbye. Jade: Until you read our stories! MWAHAHAHAH!! Jess: Erm… I think Jade was right about the whole you wouldn’t want to meet us in the dark thing. Jade: When am I not right? Now, we really must go! Jess: Yeah I no! Well from the both of us: Jade & Jess: Goodbye fellow readers! Note to Jade: All this needs is hyperlinks! 1) Lemony Snicket’s A Series Of Unfortunate Events: it’s a comedy – which I love. | |||||
1. Doctor who is coming to town reviewsThis is what we came up with in a science lesson What we were bored! We used the santa claus is coming theme tune. Please enjoy!Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-14-08 - Complete
