Boo. I'm Sayaka, but you can really call me anything uninsulting. I don't care. I have a lot of favorite things. i hate a lot of things too. my biggest issue right now is school, but that's only because my mom flips out if I get c's. I procrastinate, I doodle, I don't have a life off-line (not really anyway) and people know me because i always have 3 things: a notebook, sketchpad, and my latest book(s). I don't really like talking, i like to listen, preppy people bug the crap out off me, I hate being interrupted for anything, and I REALLY can't stand it when people annoy me. So don't. :P

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, PhAnToM SpEaKeRIf you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, PhAnToM SpEaKeR, Deidara and Toshiros property, NejiSakuFan, xXHyuugaSakuraXx,high summoner sakura,sayaka nakamura

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, ZeratheNightDancer, Acegik13, Ryuu-Chiyo, Akemi-Chiyo, Archangel's Requiem, DarkHikariDevil, anime-manga-twist, CrazyGirla101,shadowx101, Emogrl, Could-Careless, NejiSakuFan, xXHyuugaSakuraXx,high summoner sakura,sayaka nakamura

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that Haruno Sakura just plain rocks copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

if your friends are idiots and keep u relativlea sane copy and paste this into your profile

if u tend to lagh your ass off at funny ffs and your friends think your wird copy and paste this into your profile

If you have trouble making decisions, either copy and paste this into your profile or look up the word "floccinaucinihilipifilification" in the dictionary.

If i dont call you
Its because i'm waiting for you to call me

When i walk away from you mad
Follow me

When i stare at your mouth
Kiss me

When i push you or hit you
Grab me and dont let go

When i start cussing at you
Kiss me and tell me you love me

When im quiet
Ask me whats wrong

When i ignore you
Give me your attention

When i pull away
Pull me back

When you see me at my worst
Tell me i'm beautiful

When you see me start crying
Hold me and tell me everything will be alright

When you see me walking
Sneak up and hug my waist from behind

When i'm scared
Protect me

When i lay my head on your shoulder
Tilt my head up and kiss me

When i grab at your hands
Hold mine and play with my fingers

When i tease you
Tease me back and make me laugh

When i dont answer for a long time
reassure me that everything is okay

When i look at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When i say that i like you
I really do more than you could understand

When i bump into you
bump into me back and make me laugh

When i tell you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When i look at you in your eyes
dont look away until i do

When i miss you
i'm hurting inside

When you break my heart
the pain never really goes away

When i say its over
i still want you to be mine

With a stoplight, Green means Go, Yellow means Slow, and Red means Stop. But with bananas, it's very different. Yellow means Go, Green means Whoa Slow Down, and Red means Where The Hell Did You Get A Red Banana?!

Come join the dark side we have cookies!

You know you live in 2007 when,

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98 percent
and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96 percent

but
A-T-T-I -T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100 percent

and,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103 percent

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118 percent

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and the ASSKISSING that will put you over the top.

Okay, get a piece of paper, and number it 1-8 ! Don't look down at the
answers
or it won't work!! NO CHEATING, NO CHEATING, NO CHEATING, NO CHEATIN'

1. What color are your eyes, BLUE, BROWN, HAZEL, GREEN,
GRAY?

2. Do you have long, medium, or short hair ?

3. Is your hair blonde , brown , red, or black?

4. Do you want an outside wedding , or one in a church?

5. Would you rather have a dog, cat, or bird?

6. Do you like red roses, or (highlight ->) white?

7. What's your favorite color out of silver, blue, or yellow?

8... Pick a number (1-10)

~~ Now Make 2 wishes~~

Wishes! Wishes!
Wishes! Wishes!
Wishes! Wishes! Wishes! Wishes!
Wishes! Wishes!
Wishes! Wishes!
Wishes! Wishes!
Wishes! Wishes!
Wishes! Wishes!
Wishes! Wishes!
Wishes! Wishes!
Wishes! Wishes!
Wishes! Wishes!

~~ Now the Results ~~
Eye Color!
green- creative
blue- strong
brown- active
hazel- energetic
gray- quiet

Hair Length!
long- smart, but act wild
medium- Your a CUTIE!!
short- fun to be around

Hair
Color!
blonde- cutie!~ very fun to be around
brown- crazy~ but people luv ya!
red- funny and out-going
black- energetic

Wedding Options!
OUTSIDE- very romantic!
church-Traditional

Animal!
dog- sporty
cat- sensitive
bird-
loud!

Rose Color!
red- sensitive and romantic!
white- peaceful, and loving!

Color!
silver- popular~ you act before you think!
blue- cutie! you are sweet!
yellow- awesome~you are very outgoing!

Number!
Whatever number you pick is how many times you will fall in love before you
get married. And it's how man y minutes you have to forward this to people!
(8)
Wishes
Send to 1-2 people - no wishes will come true!
Send to 3-5 people - your wishes will come true in a few months!
Send to 6-10 people - your wishes will come true in a few weeks!
Send to 11-15 and your wishes will come true in a couple of days... like
soon!
IF YOU DONT REPOST, OR SEND THIS, HOWEVER, YOUR WISH WILL COME
TRUE... BUT AS THE OPPOSITE! (LIKE IF U WANT SOMEONE TO GO OUT WITH U, THEY WONT!!...SO THINK BEFORE NOT REPOSTING!!

I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING! I JUST MAKE UP TWISTED STUFF ABOUT THE AWESOMNESS OTHERS CREATED :3