Hi peoples i'm Baka Mamushi.

The reason why I don't post stories here is because I figured I have no talent for fanfiction. Seriously, I don't. I write much better with my own characters.(So ironic of an Otaku, I know!)

Age: 1,000 years old. -Yoko Kurama impression- -shotshotshot-

Gender: girl, if you wanted to know

Nickname: Julie-chan, JuJu-chan, Renji-senpai(lol)

(my favorite) Quotes:

Yu Yu Hakusho:

"I don't care if she's a girl, a baby, or somebody's grandmother! I'll still knock her out!" Yusuke

"Tell me. what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?" Hiei to Kuwabara

"YUKINA!!" Kuwabara

"Logic is Panic's prey." Kurama

"Oh yeah, he's a videogame wiz you should see how smooth he is with the ladies" Yusuke talking about Kaitou

"I know as much about videogames as i do about hugs and puppies and care for them even less. wake me up for the end of the world. " Hiei

"How can you stand these friends of yours Suichi? They can't even stand one smart conversation. It must get lonely." Kaitou

"I don't wanna have to right one of those, 'sorry i beat up your kid notes' to your mom." Yusuke to Kido

"Killer job, Kaitou. Memorizing 27,000 questions and answers, that's a lot of game play, pal no wonder you never answer your phone!" Yana

"I don't need a butcher to improve my fighting abilities" Kurama to Shigure

"Aren't you spoiling the part? The real Goblin King wouldn't ask for a handshake" Kaitou to Amanuma.

"You two should join the cheerleading squad, you'll look cute in skirts." Genkai to Yusuke and Kaitou. wow... bad mental images.

"36 hours?!" "um.. yeah. everyone needs a hobby" Yusuke and Kaitou.

"go on then! it will be a hell of a lot better than listening to your b.s!" Yusuke to Kido.

"you got to get a better memory. we're still in Kaitou's terratory and you know he doesn't like violence. so we got to be gentle with eachother okay?" -pets Kuwabara's head- Yana to Kuwabara.

"well... you have a brain afterall. but of course it's not a very good one, that option isn't valid." Kaitou to Kuwabara

"i say we have a war of convictions! What you call injustice i call getting even!" Mitari to Kuwabara

"You haven't been through my life! Being made an outcast at every turn! I'm on the good guy's team!" Mitari

"...Kurama if i did anything to piss you off i'm sorry." Yusuke

"I heard you were headstrong. It's a nicer way to say you're stupid." Kido to Yusuke

"Too bad Hiei's not here, we could use his Jagan Eye to find himself!" "That's right!" Botan and Kuwabara

"They all took part in humanity's darkest indulgence:torture" Sensui

"this is just like the driving games at the arcade!" "you mean you've never driven before?" "of course not dumb ass, i'm only 11 years old!" Amanuma and Kuwabara

"That's Gourmet." "Ooh, does he cook?" Mitari and Yusuke

"You better speak up now before i forever put that pacifier 10 inches down your throat!!" Yusuke to Koenma

"I would sure like to know what the hell badazal forehead is saying" Yusuke

"How the hell is he supposed to concentrate when that little bitch won't shut up!!" "That's what the Goblin King's supposed to do. You would know that if you even got passed the intro" Yusuke and Kaitou

"I win about 76 percent of the time. But i guess that's no comparison to the success rate to the great Suichi, is it?" Kaitou

"Let's dig a whole, Sniper. Each one of us. 7 graves will be a decent start." Shinobu Sensui

"Shinobu ain't here. He said he doesn't want to talk to you, because he hates you too much." Kazuya to Koenma

"Looks like freckly 4-eyes has a thing for turning souls into bouncy balls" Yusuke talking about Kaitou.

"Pardon my ignorance but how do you play this thing again?" Yana talking about 3-7

"Gourmet absorbs your powers by litteraly eating you whole." "He doesn't put anything on'em like mustard or chilly?" "No, he just eats them." Mitari and Yusuke

"This place has more forks than one of those fancy table settings." Yusuke

"You slashed up your colleagues, gave a nurse a three foot scar, and paralyzed a boy...because you were helping them?" The detective to Kamiya

"What the hell was that? All my punches were solid, but he just brushed them aside like broccoli he didn't order." Yusuke about Sensui

"If your spirit energy could fill a fish bowl, mine...could fill the ocean!" Sensui to Yusuke

"Which ocean are we talking about buddy, because some of them aren't as big!" Kuwabara to Sensui

Prince of Tennis:

"I'll crush you!" Akaya

"TARUNDORU! (don't slack off) " Sanada

" You're not gonna hurt my feelings are you? Come on Tezuka, don't be a jerk. Keep frowning you'll stick. You're so serious." Akaya

"This is a huge campus. I'm SO lost." Akaya as he tries to leave Seigaku

"I hope I can be a great tennis player one day! Like Echizenya!" -Ryoma chokes on Ponta- Dan

"That Foodfight team is something" "Hey... it's Fudomine" Sengoku and Momoshirou

"Bring out Echigoya." Akutsu (Yamabuki is abslutely AWFUL with names huh?)

"Dane" Yanagisawa

"Dou tensai teki?(was that genious? or something like that) Bunta

"Gomen-chai" Kai

"hey, you two. if you wouldn't mind... take off the wrist weights." "make us take them off" Momo and Bunta

"oh? i didn't know you had something like that. we'll let you use them. but he'll return them!"-points to Jackal- "who me?" "what you don't want to?" Bunta and Jackal

"I didn't know tennis was about how tall you are." Ryoma

"Hey, Rikkaidai-san. Would it be alright if i said a few words? Since your player gave us a piece of his mind." "I don't know what it is he said nor is it going to be necessary to know." "What did you say?!" "It's something you'll understand only when you play us. Without Tezuka you have no chance of beating us. Even if you did have Tezuka the result will be the same." Momo and Genichirou

"I can't wait. If you give me another screwed game, I'll fell so unsatisfied." Akaya

"An injury during the match is the own person's fault." akaya

"Fuji Shusuke...is he good enough to play against you?" Renji to Akaya

"Davide! NOT funny!" Bane

"If you bother this old man anymore, you'll be throwing away your future!" Kentarou(i love him when he's serious!)

"This is the way I do things." Seiichi Yukimura

"Sanada, I want you to remember this: In the end, there is nothing but your belief in yourself." Yukimura to Sanada

Bleach:

"Bye bye!" Gin Ichimaru (Wow, I didn't know two words could be so adorable. XD)

"Hey! Hat and Clogs!" Ichigo to Urahara

"No. I'm certain that he would rather kill me himself." Rukia Kuchiki about Byakuya

"A gate keeper who loses isn't supposed to open the gate." Gin Ichimaru

"You can stay as long as you like, Momo." Aizen (That screams molestation!)

Big brothers... you know why they're born first? To protect the little ones that come after them! What kind of brother says that he'll kill his own sister?! Even a monster shouldn't say that!!" Ichigo

"And once again. You leave without telling me where you're going." Rangiku about Gin

"Toshirou...Why are you in my room...?" Rangiku to Hitsugaya

"I swear by the pride of the Quincy...I will kill you!" Uryu Ishida

"Can you at least close your legs?!" Ichigo to Yoruichi

"Sorry, Captain Aizen. I got caught." Gin Ichimaru

"There's something called a comb. You should try one." Uryu to Ichigo

"I chose my words wisely. What I said was that I had no interest...and you had no talent for it." Ryuuken to Uryu

"An arrow must not be fired, it must be released. And to fly true, a Quincy arrow must be released from the heart." Uryu

"Admiration...is a state furthest away from understanding." Aizen

"Never underestimate science." Ran-tao

"We stand in awe in front of that which cannot be seen. And we respect with every fiber that which cannot be explained." Rukia

~~whoopzie if i didn't get all those word for word. if i did make a mistake on them please email me and tell me where!

MY ANIME CORNER:(SORT OF...)

Pledge of Allegiance to Rikkai: As I read this Oath, I, a Rikkai paramour, promise to abide by Rikkai's Law. To tower everyone who defies against them. To adore them unconditionally, to devote my time and service to only them, and focus my future for the better of Rikkai; losing is not acceptable. That is the law of Rikkaidai Fuzoku.

(I got that off of iLoveRikkaiDai's profile thingy. she's an absolute genius for coming up with this!)

My favorite kind of stories on fanfiction are humor, and of course, yaoi! Fics about tragedy are just too sad and sometimes make me cry so i try to stay away from them. But i'll read them if i'm in a drepressed mood 'cause it makes me feel better for some reason.

Anyway, my favorite anime/manga are: Prince of Tennis, Yu Yu Hakusho, Bleach, Dragon Ball Z, Durarara!!, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Yugioh, Claymore, Naruto, Trigun, Fruits Basket, Ah My Goddess, Ranma 1/2, Death Note, Trinity Blood, Kuroshitsuji, Zatch Bell, and Tenjho Tenge. I'll pretty much watch/read anything

A few of my favorite characters are:

Prince of Tennis: Renji Yanagi, Masaharu Niou, Hiroshi Yagyuu, Akaya Kirihara, Jackal Kuwahara, Seiichi Yukimura, Genichirou Sanada, Keigo Atobe, Kentarou Aoi, Hikaru 'Davide' Amane, Hiroshi Wakato, Kojirou Saeki, Harukaze Kurobane, Shinya Yanagisawa, Marehiko Itsuki, Munehiro Kabaji, Hirokoba Rin, Takahisa Kajimoto, Reiji Shinjou, Billy Cassidy, Shiraishi Kuronosuke, Osamu Watanabe, Zaizen Hikaru, Kenya Oshitari, Senri Chitose

most hated: RYOMA, TOMOKA, SAKUNO, COACH RYUUZAKI, THE REST OF SEIGAKU

I LOVE RIKKAIDAI!! THEY. ARE. AWESOME!

Yu Yu Hakusho: Touya, Jin, Suzuka, Rinku, Chu, Shishiwakamaru, Kaname Hagari, Kyoshi Mitari, Shinobu Sensui, Yomi, Yuu Kaitou , Asato Kido, Mitsunari Yanagisawa, Itsuki, Tsukihito Amanuma, Makihara(a.k.a Gourmet), Minoru Kamiya(a.k.a. Doctor), Kurama, Younger Toguro, Sakyo, Murota

most hated: Risho, Bakken, Tarukene, Butajiri, Juri,

Naruto: Neji Hyuga , Hinata Hyuga, Shikamaru Nara, Gaara, Kimimaro Kaguya, Rock Lee, Kidomaru, Tayuya, Jirobo, Haku, Zabuza Momochi, Shino Aburame, Sakon, Ukon, Kabuto, Orochimaru, Deidara, Itachi Uchiha, Sasori of the Red Sand

most hated: Baki, Sakura, Ino, Kazekage(Gaara's dad, not Gaara.)

Bleach: Gin Ichimaru, , Ichigo Kurosaki, Chad, Uryu Ishida, Yoruichi Shihoin, Kisuke Urahara, Karin Kurosaki, Kenpachi Zaraki, Renji Abarai, Kaname Tousen, Shuuhei Hisagi, Momo Hinamori, Izuru Kira, Toshirou Hitsugaya, Ryuken Ishida, Ikkaku Madarame, Jushirou Ukitake, Byakuya Kuchiki, Shunsui Kyoraku, Soifon, Rangiku Matsumoto, Noba, Shinji Hirako, Jin Kariya, Go Koga, Sajin Komomura, Maki Ichinose

Most hated: Keigo Asano, Mizuiro Kojima, Yoshi, Marechiyo Omaeda, Kon, and Orihime Inoue