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since: 05-01-08, id: 1565123, Profile Updated: 11-21-09
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Author has written 1 story for Shaman King.

Hey peoples!! Here's a little about me. :D

The Random Update on My Life: Hmmmmm... I think it's time to update my profile a bit.

My Favs list: Good God!! My favs list is long!! X_X I think I'll update this too. Get rid of some of the ones that are not finished...

My Fav. Author list: All the authors on that list are current and have a bunch of their stories on my fav. list. In other words, they are still on the site as far as I know. Exceptions are if the author has a lot of completed stories that I like.

Nick-name: Sky

Name: Jisa Hinode (not really...)

Age: 19

Birthday: July 31

Gender: Look at my pen name! If that doesn't tell you then read the rest of my profile. I think it's pretty obvious.

Hair Color: Brown

Eye Color: Blue-Gray

Hobbies: Swimming, Shooting, Tae Kwon Do

Types of Fanfiction Currently Reading: Star Trek, Naruto, Harry Potter, House M.D., Yu-Gi-Oh, Shaman King, DNAngel, Hikaru no Go, Death Note, and Hands Off!

Random Facts:

~I'm very easily amused;

~Spell check was made for me,

~I am a procrastinator!,

~I get obsessed with things... (like fanfiction. I spend WAY too much time on my computer...),

~I'm left handed but self taught ambitextrious.

~I like math and math based sciences

~I say the words "Oh, snap!" and "that's special" a lot. I also use the word "happy" to describe things.

~I'm very sarcastic.

My Sites: Ok, so here's some of the sites I'm on. If any of them don't work please tell me, and I'll fix 'em. :D I have lots of pretty pictures! XD

http://sky4999.deviantart.com/

http://s426.photobucket.com/albums/pp348/Sky4999/

http://jisa-hinode.livejournal.com/ (yeah, got one of these. So if you have any interest what so ever in my life, or even if you don't, check it out. I won't be posting too often but there will be some of my ramblings. Drop me a message. I love to talk to people. Just not too good at starting conversations!)

http://www.youtube.com/user/Skyy4999 (Must check this out! XD Mostly YGO videos but there are some really good ones. Some are soooo funny!)

Anyway, have a nice day!!


MY FAVS:


~Favorite Characters (hmmm... Most of them are bad guys... well, sort of bad guys) Wahahaha!!

Spock!! (Ah, yes. My new love. Both of them are awesome but I like the new one best) Star Trek

Severus Snape (Yes! The best character in HP. He's so cool!) Harry Potter

Uchiha Sasuke!! (OMG, love him!) Naruto

Uchiha Itachi! (Yeah, the Uchihas are hot!) Naruto

Atemu/Yami (love him all the time!) YGO

Yami Bakura (love his character in It's A Wonderful World and Padded Cells. He's so cool!) YGO

Kaiba Seto (love his voice in the Japanese Anime. Ooooo. He sounds so awesome.) YGO

Asakura Hao (Yeah, yum) Shaman King

James Wilson (He's so cute!!) House M.D.

~Favorite Pairings: (currently a Yaoi/Slash fanatic!)

Spirk ~Kirk and Spock (Yes, they are so meant to be together. from Star Trek)

SasuNaru / Narusasu ~Sasuke and Naruto (my current favorite! I love them both! from Naruto)

Snarry ~Snape and Harry (Yeah, kind of odd. I like it though. from Harry Potter)

Hilson ~House and Wilson (from House)

Puzzleshipping ~Yami/Atemu and Yugi (love them! Soooo cute! from YGO)

~Pairings I DON'T Like

It pretty much has to have one of my favorite pairings for me to read it. Or they have to be really good friends and not pair up with anyone else.

~My Favorite Stories: (Go read them! Just YGO so far...)

~Favorite Yaoi Story~

Do You Dream of Me? by Laryna6 (YYxY Soooooooo good!) complete

~Favorite Non-Yaoi Story and Crossover~

Bit of a change by esama (YGOxHP Main character is a bad ass Yugi. Soooooooo good!) incomplete

~Favorite Humor Story~

1001 Domino Nights by lucidscreamer (love this! one of my favorite stories to get updates on.) inprogress

Smirks by M K Stern (Very funny! One shot. Yaoi. YYxY. Love Yugi's thought process in this one!)

~Favorite Angst~ (these made me cry !_!)

It's A Wonderful World by fallen-angel-of-repression (YYxY. Really sweet and sad. Yami is aawesome in it! Very good.) complete

Bittersweet by esama (one shot. YYxY.)

~Some of my Favorite Authors: (these guys are great. check 'em out)

YGO:

1. Ocean (a god in the YGO fanfiction world. She writes mature characters.)

2. esama (Never finishes!! But if you can deal with that, check her out. Just reading some of her stuff will make you a better writer.)

3. tavia454 (Writes beautiful stories. I think they are all completed, and she updates regularly.)


Funny Stuff:


If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile.

~The Beauty of a Woman

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

A woman multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

Why is this important for every man to know?

Because if you give her any crap, you need to be ready to receive a ton of shit in return.


~If Yous

If you live in your own little world, copy and paste.

98 percent of teenagers does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent that doesn't (or never will) copy and paste.

If you've ever been on your computer for hours on end reading numerous fanfics, copy and paste this.

If you think Japan is cool copy this into your profile. (Asians rule man!!)

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. (All the time...)

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! (What do you mean not to put this in? NNNOOOOOOO! We will be figured out! What do you mean we? I'm the one people think is insane.)

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you think Yu-Gi-Oh! GX is lame, copy this to your profile/signature!

If you think Yami's the reincarnation of a sex god, copy this to your profile/signature!

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.


~A Bit About Friends

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.


~Something Random

A man came home from work one day and found total mayhem. The three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud. Empty food boxes and wrappers were strewn across the yard.

When he went inside, the mess was even worse. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against the wall. In the front room, the TV was loudly blaring on a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and clothing.

In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, cereal had been spilled on the counter, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over more piles of clothes and toys, to look for his wife. He was becoming worried that she may be ill, or that something serious had happened.

He found her in the bedroom, still curled in the bed in her pajamas, reading a book. She looked up at him and smiled and asked how his day went.

He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?"

She smiled and answered, "You know how every day when you come home from work, you ask me what in the hell I do all day?"

"Yes," he said, baffled.

"Well," she said, "today I didn't do any of it!"


MY QUOTES


~Quotes from Fanfics (The stuff like this is quoted)

Read this on an icon:

Harry: You're a werewolf?!

Remus: Yes.

Harry: Are you fucking serious?!

Remus: Yes, that too.

Harry: What?

Remus: Oops. Too much information.

~FFFFFF

Yami's definition of fear: Something that happens to people stupid enough to tick me off. (from Do You Dream of Me? by Laryna6 soooooo good! Go read it!)

~FFFFFF

Yami Kkwy: "When life gives you lemons, read them and drool." (Found this on Moondalian's bio. Almost died laughing. Thank's Moony!)

~FFFFFF

“I’m surprised none of us need therapy after hanging around with those two,” Yami said, staring wearily in the direction the Ishtars had left in.

“But we do need therapy Pharaoh, we’re just too cheap to pay for it,” Bakura said brightly. (The Fivewizard Tournament by Vampirehelsing)

~FFFFFF

"Me?! I'm confusing? I'm annoying? Hello, Mr. Pot, Mr. Kettle is on line four, something about the color black!" (Yugi from:1001 Domino Nights by lucidscreamer)

~FFFFFF

"I want a puppy!" Mokuba declared, expecting an immediate scowl from his brother. Instead, Seto’s eyes glazed over slightly, and a smile crept onto his face.

"So do I, Mokuba," he sighed softly. (What Better Use For Your Millennium Item? by DarkShadowFlame)

~FFFFFF

“It’s all in appearances, Ryou,” he said loftily, “You’ve got to admit; you look too damn effeminate, I sometimes wonder why you have all those girls pining for you in school. You look girly enough to be considered as one.”

Ryou breathed deeply for a moment in an attempt to calm himself as his dark smirked at him.

Then; “Let me remind you, that I’m your reincarnation…so I guess, I probably got some of these effeminate traits from a certain tomb robber. A tomb robber who, surprisingly, looks exactly like girly little me.”

Yami Bakura was made speechless after that. Damn, that was a good comeback. (Just Pretend by dolphinabottle)

~FFFFFF

Marik: I think it could work. We have a common goal. You two want your old bodies back and I’d just like to have a body. Why not team up?

Bakura: Maybe because you’re a psycho-loony who wants to take over the world, murder us in our sleep and have wild sex with our hikaris, preferably on top of our dead bodies.

Marik: You make it sound like it’s a bad thing.(Emergence by Tamlin)

~FFFFFF

Yami: I can’t even die without you mucking it up.

Bakura: NOT. MY. FAULT. I can’t help it if you can’t even figure out how to die correctly, you moronic, inbred...

Marik: Look, I love a good bloody brawl, but I would like to have a body before we slaughter each other off. More satisfying splatter patterns that way. I’ll start looking in the library. Just remember though. If you, by some miracle manage to kill him, I get his boots. (Emergence by Tamlin)

~FFFFFF

“Yami, you can’t even make ice. You can’t boil water. You even set JELL-O on fire, for Kami’s sake! You DO remember that Grandpa banned you from the kitchen after you almost damned-near killed us with the hot chocolate you made us last month!” Yuugi said with a frowning face.

“What? You asked for hot chocolate and I made it for you and Gramps. I just wanted to surprise you by making it from melted chocolate rather than that powdered crap Joey used. What was wrong with the Ra-damned chocolate?!” asked an annoyed Yami.

“YOU MADE IT FROM CHOCOLATE EX-LAX, YOU BAKA! We had the runs for two days because of that! If you would have asked, I would have told you where to get it. It was in the kitchen cabinet above the sink, but no, you got it from the MEDICINE CABINET!” said an upset Yuugi quietly.

“OK! OK! Enough already. I will not do the cooking, ok? Now, about….” (NEVER Let Yami Drive a School Bus! by TheFemalePharaoh)

~FFFFFF

“Jou, is that you?” the elderly man asked, looking the blond youth over carefully.

“Yup, da one and only,” Jou smiled offering the guy a hug that was gladly returned.

Pulling away from the hug, the old man looked the youth over once again. “You sure have grown since the last time I seen ya.”

“It’s gotta be the puppy chow,” Seto smirked off to the side, not able to help himself. (Christmas Spirit by Zephyr-Sombra)

~FFFFFF

Yugi folded his arms, “We need time away from you all. Having a yami is driving us all to drink.”

Bakura looked at Ryou, “So, that’s what happened to all the vodka.” (Wish You Were Here by Her Sweetness)

~FFFFFF

Yami starred out of the back window making little whimpering noises, “…”

“Oh, come on!” Marik groaned, “Yami, stop being a hikari’s boy. You don’t need Yugi with you 24/7! You’ve got to be your own man!”

“What do you know, Marik? You didn’t eve say goodbye to Malik!” Yami shouted.

“He didn’t care! It’s only gonna be two days!” Marik whipped his head around to the passenger’s seat, where Bakura was, “Bakura, man, back me up on this!”

“Eh… eh…” Bakura tried to hold back his sobs, but they all came rushing out, “AaAAaaAA…! Augh… Ry-Ryouuuu! I-I didn‘t… even s-s-say byeeeeee!” Soon, both Bakura and Yami were bawling extremely loud. Marik was sitting in the middle seat about to jump out the window, “This is so stupid!” (Wish You Were Here by Her Sweetness)

~FFFFFF

"Just stop with the eyes! It burns!” Jou said covering his head with his arms in a sad attempt to block out Kaiba’s glare. (Closer by Hikari-and-Yami)

~FFFFFF

Ok, it’s time for an emergency meeting of the Council of Yuugi. We need to figure out what the hell is going on and we need to act fast because the object of our fantasies just leaned his head into our shoulder and is resting it there.

What? Lust! He is not smelling us! At least, I don’t think he is…

Ok, let’s review the events of the past… how long has it been anyways? Where’s our Sense of Time? Well, it doesn’t matter. From the beginning.

We’re all ready for bed and we arrive in our room to see our beautiful Atemu there clad only in leather pants and… No Lust! We do not need a replay! Back on topic… said darker half wants a rematch. As we get our deck, Lust and Stupity team up and come up with the idea that we should play Strip Duel Monsters. They tell the idea to Thoughtlessness, who blurts it out immediately. Atemu points out that this gives us an unfair advantage, then proceeds to nullify this advantage by taking off our shirt. Lust! I said no replays! Then he starts doing sexy things with his hands… NO REPLAYS! and now we’re here.

So, what is going on here? I mean, this is a little far to go just to get us off balance for a game of duel monsters.

Yes Suspicion?

Something to do with Ryou’s knowing smirk? Maybe… Damnit, where are Reason and Rationality? We really need them right now.

What was that again Hope?

Ryou knew that Atemu was into us? Umm… Hope… it’s a wonderful theory and all but… yes I know you agree Lust, and you to Love… but Rationality, Paranoia, Delusion, and our Self-Esteem all teamed up to bring us proof that Atemu is not actually… wait, did you feel that?

Did he just kiss our neck?

He did it again. And his hands are moving again…

Council adjourned. Lust, take over! (Smirks by M K Stern)

~FFFFFF

If Yami still finds me oblivious to his grape eating, I'll use a little of the same medicine back at him with Ryou's bananas. Let him think I'm just an innocent hikari eating a banana like he was just a lazying pharaoh sucking on grapes. Ha! What a great revenge.' (Grapes, Strawberries, and Bananas by Dragonite Himura no Tenshi Ryu)

~FFFFFF

“Oh my god! Orochimaru’s snapping pictures of Sasuke’s cute naked body!”

“WHAT!” Itachi turned to glare at the direction of the window. If that perverted snake dared to even look at his brother, he’ll... (Role Reverse by kickers-ei)


~Quotes from: YuGiOh Abridged (Love this show!!)

Kaiba: "Ah! The blue screen of death. My immortal enemy."

~YGOAYGOA

Yugi: "Well, Grandpa's a drooling vegetable, and now thanks to Pegasus, he's lost his soul too! I've just got to save him."

~YGOAYGOA

Seto: “Just because he’s the main character, he thinks he can hog all the screen time. I mean, just look at Bakura.”
Mokuba: “Who the hell is Bakura?”
Seto: “Precisely.”

~YGOAYGOA

Yami: “Think - what would your brother say if he saw you now?”
Flashback Seto: “Well done, Mokuba. Now steal something from Joey, too.”
Yami: “Okay, but what would he say if he wasn’t a complete doushbag?”

~YGOAYGOA

Tristan: “Yugi’s got a girlfriend!”
Yugi: “That’s it. Tristan is so getting a Mind Crush.”

~YGOAYGOA

Kaiba: "Are you trying to tell me that Yugi and I are destined to play card games with each other for eternity?"

Isuzu: "Yes"

Kaiba: "Best destiny ever."

~YGOAYGOA

Yami: "If you're a ghost, then I'm straight."

~YGOAYGOA

Bakura: "I'm not gay I'm just British!"

~YGOAYGOA

Kaiba: Screw the money, I have rules!...Wait, let me try that again...

~YGOAYGOA

Yami : Couldn't I just mind crush him.

Yugi : You can't fix all your problems by mind crushing people.

Yami : Come on, just one little mind crush it will barely hurt him.

Yugi : No, bad pharaoh, no mind crush.

Yami : You never let me have my way do you.

~YGOAYGOA

Yami: "Hey, give me some time in the mirror. I need to apply my make up."

~YGOAYGOA

Yugi: "Loreal. Because I'm worth it."

~YGOAYGOA

Joey: "Must! Risk! Life! For cards!"

~YGOAYGOA

Joey: "Achoo!"

Yugi: "You wouldn't have caught that cold if it hadn't been for Weevil."

Joey: "Actually I wouldn't have caught it if you hadn't been a naive moron and handed him your most powerful cards."

Yugi: "No it was definitely Weevil."

~YGOAYGOA

Yami: "Yu-Gi-Oh is sponsored by Yugios! They're Yugilicious... Wait a minute Yugilicious? Is that even a word?"

Director: "It lets the kids know that they're tasty."

Yami: "Yes but Yugilicious? Are they supposed to taste like Yugi or something?"

Director: "Yami!"

Yami: "How exactly do you go about testing something like that? I mean... besides the... obvious method."

Director: "Just say the line, you amateur!"

Yami: "Fine! Yugios. Apparently they're Yugilicious... Okay now where's my fckin paycheck?"

~YGOAYGOA

Yugi: "You guys can just go straight to hell!"

~YGOAYGOA

Yugi: "It's okay Joey, my alter ego brought you back to life with a spell card."

Tristan: "Just like our lord Jesus."

~YGOAYGOA

Anzu: "I'm glad Bakura's gay otherwise we never would have gotten out of that cave."

Ryou: "Oh so just because I have a gaydar, you automatically assume that I'm gay? Bloody tard."

~YGOAYGOA

Ryou: "Goodnight everyone. I hope my evil alter ego doesn't wake up in the middle of the night and try to molest any of you cuz that tends to happen a lot."

~YGOAYGOA

Ryou: "Everyone seems to have gone all rhymy!"
Tristan: "Shut the hell up you stupid limey!"

~YGOAYGOA

Yugi: "Is everyone from England a total spaz, Bakura?"

Ryou: "Pretty much."

Hmmmm... It's shorter now...

Ja ne!

~Jisa

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