hi, this is Hoshi, one of Sesshys only girls! the other Sesshys girl is Tsuki, one of my best friends!

i tried for almost a year to get her to like Inuyasha and co., and now she suddenly turns into a Sesshy lover overnight, when i'm not even trying! scary...

Hiya all!! this is TSUKI!! All of what Hoshi sasid is true, I love him now!

All of our stories you WILL like them..! (Hypnotises the readers) we write and plan together so you gotta luv us both!

Um, whatever. (Hoshi whispers to readers-she's just a bit touchy sometimes. And a showoff-ducks objects thrown by Tsuki)

Hoshi is staring at me... OK I am getting slightly worried now...Hoshi?...OMG!... Hoshi, put DOWN the knife...HOSHHHHHHHI! (Runs away screaming) I'll Get her back.

um...whatever. i hope everyone realises that she just made that up? Right?! (Hoshi picks up knife and glares at readers) um... i mean...why would someone as innocent as me do something like that?(que the cute, innocent wouldn't-hurt-a-fly look)(Hoshi chucks knife away, screams can be heard as it lands) opps...

You baka! You stupid stupid, !!£? (edited for readers innocence) Hoshi runs away as Tsuki brings out the sword, OMG, Who the hell gave her the sword?! Tsuki comes back...Sooooooo, well its just me guys for the moment as Hoshi is...ahem... currently in (coughs incomfortably) Intensive Care, Heh!

Okay...finally out of hospital. we really should have a ban on sharp objects here. anyways, my first story got 2 reveiws! i'm so happy!! cough anyways, i should but starting a new one soon, which i'll try to keep going for longer. it's going to be about Ayame from Inuyasha!

Ok, damit it, i mean she, is back... (gives Hoshi evil glare)... well i will bve posting my new story soon so... REVIEW! HEH!

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

My best friend is insane. If you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you love and hate your life at the same time, copy this to your profile

If you are on the top 10 most random insane people on the planet list copy this into your proflie.

If You think Kagome and Inuyasha deserve to be together, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile

I have done all of these, and dammit, i'm proud of it! hey, BTW, has anyone actually read this profile yet? I really want to know! how your gonna be able to tell us, i don't know. NE way, i found this old story kicking around in my files, so i'm doing that one at the moment instead of my Ayame one. if anyone is actually reading this, and wants to see the Ayame story, just post a message to me. (Hoshi, not Tsuki!)

Same, though one or twice these thoughts hav uccurred wilst in Hoshi's presence...hmm...?

Stuff I Thought Was Funny

-When life gives you lemons, made grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

-When a girl's t-shirt says "If you're smart, you'll look up."

-When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and shove your fist in their face.

-Girls are like phones: they like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button and you will be disconnected.

-When the very first man discovered cows have milk, what do you think he was doing?

Heh...heh...i have got to have one of the dirtiest minds on the planet...i mean, seriously...

Hoshi, its true u hav a dirty mind, but u know me i hav an even DIRTIER one! hehehehehe! Ah gd times, gd times (Tsuki gives Hoshi a evil yet challenging glare) We all know wat happend when we talked about our luv life heh...heh...heh! And my injury still hasn't gone, though i bet u all r woundering wwhy i hav an injury...well lets just stay that high jump is NOT as easy as it looks, especially if there r metal poles involved!

So true. but for the record, geting ya finger stuck up a flute ain't the best way to spend the afternoon either. though i have to admit, Tsuki did get one hell of a mark on her back. and as 4 r luv lifes, u'd probably make peoples ears drop of from shock. Though they were pretty gd times. it all ended after you started cheating on me with HER. (Hoshi goes to sulk in the corner)and not just HER. you even cheated on Sesshy with KOGA. i mean, KOGA!! ...Tsuki's probably gonna kill me for posting that last bit...Tsuki...no...put DOWN the gun...no, i didn't mean it...really! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! BAD TSUKI, BAD!!

OH...NO...YOU...DIDN'T!! (She says inbetween firing the gun at a VERY scared Hoshi) HOSHI...HOW...COULD...YOU!! YOU...WILL...DIE!! (Hoshi now ducks as the bullets are replaced by the furniture flying at her head) Hoshi runs away and hides. Baby. Well...ugh...you know wat she said about Koga isn't true...right?! (She says looking at a VERY angry Sesshomaru) Sesshy you know i didn't say that...Sesshy?? (Koga enters the room) KOGA! GO AWAY! NO I DO NOT FANCY YOU!...WELL YES U HAV A CERTAIN CHARM BUT...NO I WONT...SHE WONT EITHER...EWWWW! KOGA.OUT.NOW! Hoshi u r sooooooo going to die when i get hold of u. (an evil grin spreads across Tsuki's face) Ohhhh Hoshi, rember the slight fase of fancying Inuyasha?! HAH, I said it! OOOOOOhhhhh Sesshy's gonna kill u, Heh!

Uhh...pain...lots...of PAIN...

All I can say is HEH!

heh...

heh...

he... oh forget it, MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Me and Tsuki just deleted a couple of our stories. why, you ask? because within them, we had created monsters. we have done the terrible deed of creating...MARY SUES!! (gasps in horror) oh, i promised myself i'd never do that! the horror! the Shame! (Hoshi starts crying whilst Tsuki pats her on the back)