Well, I'm Crazy Heart. I'm 17 (just turned last October!!) and I live somewhere.

I'm not much of a drama queen, but I do like drama and so does Sherlock Holmes.

Ok stories completed:

1)Here goes nothing(Hannah Montana, Lackson oneshot).

2)Dude looks like a lady(Hannah Montana, Lackson oneshot)

Stories discontinued:

1) I'll be there for you?

Stories in progress:

1) Dont Matter (Card Captor Sakura, expected paring:D)

2) Oniisan told me this was a bad idea...(Captor Sakura, expected paring:D again)

3) A trip to the Altar (Li Syaoran, Sakura Kinomoto exclusive!!)

A girl died in 1933.A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murderer chanted , Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia.

Stress! Ughhhhh!! #@~!

How do you cope with it?

Here are a few ways:

Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa...

Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on...

When someone says "have a nice day", tell them you have other plans...

Forget the Diet Center and send yourself a candy gram...

Make a list of things to do that you've already done...

Dance naked in front of your pets...

Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him off to pre-school as if nothing was wrong...

Retaliate for tax woes by filling out your tax forms with Roman Numerals...

Tattoo "Out To Lunch" on your forehead...

Leaf through a National Geographic and draw underwear on the natives...

Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day...

Pay your electric bill in pennies..

Drive to work in reverse...

Refresh yourself: Put your tongue on a cold steel guardrail...

Polish your car with ear wax..

Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages...

Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you...

Bill your doctor for the time spent in his waiting room..

Braid the hairs in each nostril...

Write a short story, using alphabet soup...

Lie on your back eating celery,using your navel as a salt dipper...

Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.

Make up a language and ask people for directions.

Ways you know you've been spending WAY too much time on the internet:

Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.

Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL."

When you reply to someone verbally, your fingers start typing your response.

You check your e-mail over and over, even when you know there's nothing there.

You watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.
You have called out someone's screen name while making love to your significant other.

You keep begging your friends to get an account so "we can hang out"

Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet "sweet_girl" face-to-face.

You have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it.

You have to get a 2nd phone line just so you can call Pizza Hut.

You no longer type with proper capitalization, punctuation, or complete sentences.

You have met over 100 onliners.

When someone says "What did you say?" you reply "Scroll up!"

You find yourself sneaking away to the puter in the night when your spouse is asleep.

You turn down the lights and close the blinds so people won't know you're online again.

You know more about online friends' daily routines than you do your own spouse's.

You find yourself lying to others about your time online and when they complain that your phone was busy you claim it was "off the hook."

You have an identity crisis if someone is using a screen name close to your own.

You would rather tell people that your bloodshot eyes are from partying too much than the truth.

You change your screen name so much that you have to do a who is to know who you are.

You type messages to people while you are on the phone with them at the same time.

You won't work at a job that doesn't have a modem involved.

Your dog leaves you.

You bring a bag lunch and a cooler to the computer.

You type faster than you can think.

You don't want to leave in case you miss something.

You set your kitchen on fire while cooking dinner because you wanted to check your mail and while there you " "just wanted to see who was online."

Milk tastes good. Some people call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! (wooooo!)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile

I agree when people say girls rule now and 4ever. Copy & paste this in your profile if you agree

If you have ever given off the allusion of being drunk when you weren't, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

98 percent of teens have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent that hasn't, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever pulled on a door that said push, or vise versa, copy and paste this into you profile.

If you love Hannah Montana, copy this

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

91 percent of teen girls would faint if they got to date a Jonas brother. If you're one of the 9 percent that would just throw up, put this in your profile.

If you consider your family strange, but love them anyway, put this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever done or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends, but only caused your 'peers' to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a question that the person your asking couldn't possibly know the answer to, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
.You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 19

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 8.

Favourite Quotes:

In hp7 when Harry's wondering what the 7th horcrux is...

Luna: Well there's her lost diadem. I told you about it, remember Harry? The lost diadem of ravenclaw? Daddy's trying to duplicate it.

Michael Connors: (rolling his eyes) Yeah, but the lost diadem is lost Luna, that's sort of the point.

In hp 7 when Harry walks in on his two best friends kissing...

Harry: Is this the moment?

(After a while, when nothing happens)

Harry: OI! There's a war going on here!

In hp7 when Ginny's nearly killed by Bellatrix:

Molly: NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!

Well, that's it for now...

Signing out, -

Crazy heart.