I'm 15

I love the Twilight series. I've probably read each one 2,000 times. The movie was OKAY. I liked the book much better. I think New Moon will be better too. More money and new director.

Also I love the movie and book "A Walk To Remember". I don't usually cry at movies, but I was bawling like a baby at this one. And Shane West is a hottie!!

I love to read and write. Though I'm the only one of my friends who does...

I am probably one of the weirdest, craziest, stupidly randomest (probably not a word) people you could ever meet. Some people think it's funny other people think it's weird, but opinions are opinions so whatever.

Thank you to those who read my fanfictions and commented. you're the best

My favorite random quotes:

"Men are like parking spots... all the good ones are taken and the free ones are always handicapped"

"There are two kinds of people in the world, the kind that split the world into two differant kinds of people and the kind who don't."

"Life isn't fair it's just fairer than death. That's all"

"My therapist says I'm a good catch"

"I have lots of friends... I'm just the only one who can see them."

"You're just jealous because the voices don't talk to you."

"I'm having trouble dealing with the fact that Edward Cullen is a fictional character

"Hate is a very strong... Very accurate word."

"Warning, Twilight may cause very high standards"

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."

"Either agree with me, or be wrong."

A Walk To Remember (movie)

Dean: If there is a greater power, why is it he can't get you a new sweater?

Jamie: Because, he's too busy looking for your brain.

Landon: "Forty-two", what do you-what do you mean "forty-two"?

Jamie: Forty-two is "Befriend somebody I don't like". It's a to-do list I have.

Landon: What, like getting a new personality?

Jamie: Spend a year in the Peace Corps, make a medical discovery...

Landon: That's ambitious.

Jamie: ...Be in two places at once, get a tattoo.

Landon: What's number one?

Jamie: I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

Landon: But I do, I do. We've had all the same classes in the same school since kindergarten. Why you're Jamie Sullivan. You sit at lunch table 7. Which isn't exactly the reject table, but is definitely in self exile territory. You have exactly one sweater. You like to look at your feet when you walk. Oh, oh, and yeah, for fun, you like to tutor on weekends and hang out with the cool kids from "Stars and Planets." Now how does that sound?

Jamie: Thoroughly predictable, nothing I haven't heard before.

Landon: You don't care what people think about you?

Jamie: No.

Landon: That's thoroughly predictable.

Jamie: Your act only works on an audience.

Landon: Whats that?

Jamie: You have to promise you won't fall in love with me.

Landon: That's not a problem.

Jamie:I could ask you the same question.

Landon: Do you normally walk alone in cemeteries at night?

Jamie: Maybe.

Jamie: Okay, but just not so anybody knows, right?

Landon: Well I just figured we could surprise everyone with how good I get.

Jamie: Like we could be secret friends.

Landon: Exactly, exactly it's like you're reading my mind.

Jamie: Great umm... maybe you could read mine.

(she gives him a cold glare and turns away)

Landon: Jamie, Jamie I can't just be your friend.

Jamie: Landon, look, I thought I saw something in you, something good, but I was very wrong.

Landon: Damn it! (Jamie's father comes out) Sorry!

Landon: You taught me how.

Landon: And that would ruin your reputation how?

Jamie: Sounds like bull.

Landon: Which part?

Jamie: All of it.

Landon: Well it's not!

Jamie: Prove it.

Landon: holds her This is about me, okay? This is not you. Wait here.

Jamie: (nod)

Landon: You're lucky to be so sure.

Jamie: It's like the wind. I can't... see it, but I feel it.

Jamie: I might be bad at it.

Landon: That's not possible.

(long pause)

Landon: Now would be the time to say something.

Jamie: I told you not to fall in love with me.

Landon: Right now, you're straddling the state line.

Jamie: OK...

Landon: You're in two places at once. (See part about her list to understand)

Jamie: The truth. I just left you out of it.

Landon: Why? Are you seducible?

Jamie: Sure. So why am I looking for this star?

Landon: Because I had it named for you. See? It's official. It's from the International Star Registry.

Jamie: This is wonderful... I love you.

Jamie: I'm sick.

Landon: I'll take you home. You'll be better by toma...

Jamie: No. Landon! I'm sick. I have Leukemia.

Landon: No. You're 18. You - you're perfect.

Jamie: No. I found out two years ago, and I've stopped responding to treatments.

Landon: So why didn't you tell me?

Jamie: The doctor said I should go on and live life normally as best I could. I - I didn't want anybody to be weird around me.

Landon: Including me?

Jamie: Especially you!

(Jamie looks down)

(Landon gets upset)

Jamie: Ya know, I was getting along with everything fine. I accepted it, and then you happened! I do not need a reason to be angry with God.

(Jamie runs away)

Jamie: To death...

(Landon looks upset)

Jamie: Lighten up.

Landon: It's not funny.

Landon: Oh baby, that will never happen... I'll be here.

(she nods)

Landon: Will you do something for me, then?

Jamie: (smiles) Anything.

Landon: Will you marry me?

(Jamie smiles and kisses him)

Landon: Jamie saved my life. She taught me everything. About life, hope and the long journey ahead. I'll always miss her. But our love is like the wind. I can't see it, but I can feel it.

Twilight:

Bella: I made the cowardly lion look like the terminator

Bella: What a stupid lamb.

Edward: What a sick masochistic lion.

Bella: Drunk?

Edward: You're intoxicated by my very presence.

Bella: We watched zombies eat people. It was great.

Bella: Yes. Are you the wolf girl?

Jacob: I am a werewolf and he's a vampire.

Bella : And I'm a virgo!

Alice: I know, I know, I know. I only have until August thirteenth at the latest, you have veto power on the guest list, and if I go overboard on anything, you'll never speak to me again.

Bella: Oh, okay. Well, yeah. You know the rules, then.

Bella: No, I punched a werewolf in the face

Breaking Dawn:

Alice: I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors.

Edward: Why don't you just tell me who wins?

Alice: I do. Excellent.

Bella: Only because they're afraid you'll suck their blood.

Rosalie: I'd like to beat you dead.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your asses off.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

IMPORTANT MESSAGE: I really am trying guys. I really want to write its just...hard right now. Im SO sorry!!