| D McVetty |
Author has written 40 stories for South Park, Army of Two, Left 4 Dead, Boondock Saints, Pandorum, Supernatural, Doctor Who, A song of Ice and Fire, Sherlock, and Avengers. I ship everyone, I'm a Ship Captain. I love everyone's ships, I'm like a passenger boat Captain. I am not who you think I am, even if you think I'm me. I'm the coolest fecking hipster you'll ever meet. Follow my Tumblr, gatewaylesbian.tumblr I'm a slow writer in summer, many apologies. I love reviews more than anything else on the internet. That means a lot because I can order Dominos online, and I love pizza. I think FF.net should implement a "like / dislike" function for stories, for lazy people who don't want to review. | |||||||
1. Recovery reviewsTony never came back from the other side of the universe, and was proclaimed lost in the battle with the Chitauri. Pepper and Natasha's relationship developed further, into romance. There's plot if you squint. Mostly a shameless excuse to practice writing porn.Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-30-12 - Pepper P. & Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete2. A Good Man » reviewsSteve Rogers speaks at Tony Stark's funeral, but he doesn't want to be there. He wants revenge. /set several months after the movie, Steve/TonyAvengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,847 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-28-12 - Published: 5-22-12 - Iron Man/Tony S. & Captain America/Steve R.3. A Wolf and Her Dog » reviewsArya Stark remembers. When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies but the pack survives. Every pack she's tired to make left her, until now. Set in ASOS.A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 5-19-12 - Published: 3-19-12 - Arya S. & Sandor C.4. Back Again » reviewsCastiel's ambitions are growing. With Purgatory open, and the Souls giving him power, he forgets who he was and becomes who he thinks he should have been. Meg and Dean have an uneasy truce to save the Angel from himself. /CasxMeg Alt S7Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,335 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 4-17-12 - Published: 6-19-11 - Castiel & Meg5. SoupJim is sick, and it falls on Seb's shoulders to take care of him. Pure in character fluff.Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Published: 4-10-12 - J. Moriarty & Sebastian W./Seb - Complete6. The Final Problem reviewsArguing with Moriarty was like talking to a brick wall with a loaded gun. In the end, he had to watch it happen, anyway. /MormorSherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-6-12 - J. Moriarty & Sebastian W./Seb - Complete7. Comforting the EnemyJohn Watson is grieving the loss of Sherlock Holmes when he finds a mysterious man who seems to share his pain. /OneshotSherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Published: 3-31-12 - John W. - Complete8. Nothing! reviewsSomething is wrong in the TARDIS, but the Doctor isn't telling. /Comic Relief oneshotDoctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-29-12 - 10th Doctor & Amelia P./Amy - Complete9. Fluidity reviewsSebastian Moran is a hitman, he's dangerous, and he's about to learn that gender is as fluid as sexuality. Total crack. Drabble. Moriarty/MoranSherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-28-12 - J. Moriarty & Sebastian W./Seb - Complete10. Ghosts » reviewsOne week after Reichenbach, John Watson walks past a phone box and is abducted by a mad man in a tweed suit to discover Sherlock Holmes is alive, and so is Moriarty. Now, John and Sherlock are faced with an uncertain future and surprising enemies.Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,712 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 3-27-12 - Published: 1-27-12 - 11th Doctor & John W.11. Pick the Pieces Up » reviewsAn accident takes Kyle's life, and Cartman is left to wonder how it is they came to be so close. /Kyman, character deathSouth Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,151 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3-25-12 - Published: 8-23-10 - Kyle B. & Eric Cartman12. It Also Travels in Time reviewsThe Doctor gave Rose a choice. When she said no, where did he go? She never asked, and he never told her. Rose Tyler wasn't a fixed point in time. /oneshotDoctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-24-12 - 9th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete13. A Song of WholockWhen the Doctor shows up in Sherlock and John's kitchen, he begins them on a wild chase through Westeros to help Eddard Stark. Crossover of DW, Sherlock, and ASOIAF Game of ThronesCrossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Published: 1-13-12 - 11th Doctor & John W.14. Officer DownDean Winchester and Castiel Novak are officers in Austin, Texas. A simple job ends with one of them dead. /AU drabble non-slash but could be read as suchSupernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Published: 6-26-11 - Castiel & Dean W. - Complete15. Shave and a Haircut reviewsMole is digging a tunnel. La Resistance lives on. /Set in school daysSouth Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-24-11 - Christophe & Gregory - Complete16. Goin' Down to Denver reviewsJealousy is a thing which only lovers have. /Companion story to "Pick the Pieces Up." Eric's POV on the way to Denver that fateful night.South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-24-11 - Eric Cartman & Kyle B. - Complete17. All Alone reviewsEveryone has left Cartman and South Park behind. Everyone, except Kyle. /Kyman drabbleSouth Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-23-11 - Eric Cartman & Kyle B. - Complete18. Fresh Graves reviewsButters is the only one who seems to remember. Everyone else thinks he's crazy. Short Bunny drabble for Dylan. EnjoySouth Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-18-11 - Butters S. & Kenny M. - Complete19. Nine Minutes reviewsAnything more than nine minutes and things begin to go South. Fifty seconds to go. / light GrestopheSouth Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-18-11 - Christophe & Gregory - Complete20. As Good as it Gets reviewsShepard doesn't know how long he's been awake. He doesn't know what they are. He only knows the beating of his heart and the pounding of his feet against the cold metal floor. OneshotPandorum - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-10-11 - Shepard - Complete21. Expedition : Pandorum reviewsThey've grown up with the bedtime stories about the landing, they've made a hero of Bower and a villain of Gallo. Now the citizens of Tanis will know more about themselves and the doomed planet they came from. None of them are ready for the truth.Pandorum - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-6-1122. Erimus Pastores reviewsMurph and Conn return from a life-threatening scenario set after the first movie. In which there is a lot of PWP going on. You've been warned of the smut. Murpy x ConnorBoondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-18-11 - Complete23. Look reviewsWhats so hard to understand about a Love Triangle? Craig/Kenny/Kyle, for Ketamine Methanol /heartSouth Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-9-10 - Craig T. & Kenny M.24. Blue Eyes » reviewsButters has lived without his mother in the house for two years. All of South Park thinks she's staying with her sister, but they couldn't be further from the truth. Linda Stotch is about to come back and shatter his new world. / Bunny *Summary Update*South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,520 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-12-10 - Published: 8-31-10 - Butters S. & Kenny M.25. Next! » reviewsThe boys are on a reality dating show where they get to choose how long the date is. With Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Tweek and Butters, somethings gotta go wrong. / T for highly extensive swearing / My First OC Story, accepting OCs!South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,140 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 9-11-10 - Published: 9-10-1026. We Wont Stop 'till we have Underpants reviewsTormented by nightly visits, the unhinged Tweek hires a particular mercenary to protect his underwear from the gnomes for a night. / grade school storySouth Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-8-10 - Tweek T. - Complete27. Forget Me Not reviewsKenny never forgets, but he will forgive this one time. / KennyxMole... Kestophe? oneshotSouth Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-6-10 - Christophe & Kenny M. - Complete28. Until the End reviewsMAJOR '40TH DAY' SPOILERS! / After Shanghai, Rios and Salem eke out a living as bouncers at a nightclub. Their lives are looking up, but nothing can go right for too long. / Character deathArmy of Two - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-3-10 - E. Salem & T. Rios29. I Hate reviewsI hate elevators. I hate zombies. I hate peanut butter, stairs, escalators, mopeds, Wal-Mart, and old people. But I don't hate my vest. And I just found out I don't hate heaven. / Franciscentric / character death / humor / oxymorons / one shotLeft 4 Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-2-10 - Francis - Complete30. The Taming of the Mole » reviewsGregory and Wendy are happy together, and Mole should be happy for them. When Stan Marsh comes into the picture, Mole begins to see things a little differently. But its just a job, right? Wendy/Christophe crack pairing.South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,961 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-16-10 - Published: 7-21-10 - Christophe & Wendy Testaburger31. Vendetta » reviewsCalled to a mission by Alice, Salem and Rios are supposed to meet at the airport, but a terrifying car crash stops all that. Now Rios is on the warpath to find a guy who's been stalking them for months, and who didn't want them to leave the states.Army of Two - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-13-10 - Published: 7-21-10 - T. Rios & E. Salem32. Left Behind reviewsJust when things couldn't get better, he finds himself stuck in the middle of heavy gunfire with no sign of Rios to the Rescue. /Salem-centricArmy of Two - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-21-10 - E. Salem & T. Rios - Complete33. Puppy Love reviewsGregory helps Mole tackle his greatest fear head-on. 'Cuz they call it puppy love.-South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-8-10 - Christophe & Gregory34. Of Death and Life » reviewsDamien is dead center in a love triangle when he realizes he loves the small British boy he spends his time with, but he has become completely smitten with the seldom-seen Kenny McCormick. "Dip" *201 spoilers* - discontinued SORRYSouth Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-2-10 - Published: 4-27-1035. After Hours » reviewsKyle, Gregory, and Christophe have been running jobs together for years. Living in Detroit with Cartman, Kyle promises to be safe on his next job. When he comes back broken and bloody, the ends unravel to reveal a deeper secret than he could have imagindSouth Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,750 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 4-29-10 - Published: 4-3-10 - Eric Cartman & Kyle B. - Complete36. Denver reviewsOneshot. Kyle confronts Ike about his late night out. Ike is on the defensive, and Kyle feels that he may be hiding something more important than a night of drinking with Tweek. Dramatic fluff.South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-25-10 - Ike B. & Kyle B. - Complete37. 24: The Butters Story » reviewsHe went missing on June 5th, while searching for firewood. P.I. Cartman has 24 hours to find him before all leads go cold. With so much time already slipping away, its race against the ticking clock to find their missing classmate. 5th GradeSouth Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-24-10 - Published: 4-11-1038. All Mercenaries go to Hell » reviewsMole and Kenny became best friends after their stint in Hell together. Years later, in High School, Mole has to go on a three week job and Kenny has to cover for the absent Mercenary. CompleteSouth Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,326 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 4-23-10 - Published: 3-19-10 - Christophe & Kenny M. - Complete39. The Truth reviewsI must have been a masochist." Kyle reflects on his love-hate relationship with Cartman. Yes, my first Kyle/Cartman / 'Kyman' story. Again, T just because it is South Park.South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-3-10 - Kyle B. & Eric Cartman - Complete40. Don't Be Gay reviewsKyle is having some troubles with his thoughts about Stan, so he gets some help from an unlikely source. Light Style. T just because its South Park.South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-1-10 - Kyle B. - Complete