About Stalker

Name: Kia Lewis
Aliases: Stalker, SoS, The Unofficial Beta, or TUB
Age: 18
Grade Level: High School Senior
Claims to Fame: First Mori/Harry fangirl, I'm in the documentary "Goth Cruise" (I say all of two words and they spelled my name wrong), I am "the first person to use the word 'glomp' in a fanfiction without it sounding stupid" (so says HoorayTheWeird), first HP/Detective Conan crossover author, helped break the Guinness World Record for Most Pirates Congregated (9-20-09, 1651 pirates), and it is said that I can write any pairing (this isn't well tested yet though, lol)
Random about me: I share my birthday with Hermione Granger (Talk Like a Pirate Day), I was born in Germany, I'm very nearsighted, and I'm pretty much made of free time (so if I don't write it's usually because I forgot or I got caught up in something else, not because I'm actually busy)
Current Icon: Takashi~!
FictionPress: Stalker of Stories
DeviantArt: Purplefuzziwumps
AFF: StalkerofStories

This was meant to be a Dump Account, but as you can see it is not. Goody. If you care for my ego, stay far away from Imminence because it's bruised enough as it is.

It has been decided by outside sources that I can write... pretty much any pairing. You'd be surprised. Some of my strange pairings that I've made work (enough so that people actually wanted me to write more) are Orochimaru/Bubbles, Voldy/James, Dudley/George, and Gai/Fem!Kakashi. I just have to be able to make myself write it.

Oh, and just a note, I'm female. Yeah... just thought you lot should know that. It seems I'm easily mistaken for being a guy on here. I realize that I seem to only write from the male perspective, but I really am a chick. I've got boobs and everything, promise.

Forums I Endorse (so you should visit them)

Harry Potter Fanfiction Challenges

Harry Potter Crossovers

Fanart para mi

Harry Potter and the Host Club: Click for Harry and Takashi and Mori/Harry and more Mori/Harry and Mori/Harry Halloween and Mori/Harry chibis and Mori/Harry Xmas (by cluelessromantic) Click for Harry and Harry w/ Weasley Twins and Random Doodles (by Araceil)

Imminence: Arashi Age 5 (by Corselli)

Keep Up to Date

1-25-10: I'm getting back to writing again, no worries, but I have Finals next week, and since my only real classes are actually difficult (my history class is AP level, even if it's only Honors), I kinda need to actually study. For once. Um... yeah. I'll post stuff later. And hopefully update Founding Father this weekend ('cause I hate studying).

Story Progress: Founding Father - Writing Chapter 2 Part 2 (4k words)

Everything Happens for a Reason - ... I have no excuse...

Toast - I'll work on that...

There is now an Orochimaru/Bubbles fanpage on facebook (my friend is REALLY weird). You can join if you want; just search "Orochimaru x Bubbles"

Fangirling... Not Always

Anime/Manga: Naruto, Ouran, Chobits, Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi, Death Note, Trigun, Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, xxxHolic, Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles, Othello, Rave Master, Kuroshitsuji, Rurouni Kenshin, Yu Yu Hakusho, Wallflower (Perfect Girl Evolution), Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro, Detective Conan, Full Metal Alchemist, Furikuri (FLCL), Eyeshield 21 (ish), Gakuen Alice, Karin, Beauty Pop, Shiawase Kissa Sanchoume, Beast Master, Dragon Voice, Skip Beat!, Fujoshi Rumi: Mousou Shoujo Otakukei, Bleach, Nabari no Ou, Matsuri Special, Legal Drug, Eroica Yori Ai wo Komete (From Eroica With Love), Magic Kaito (Majikku Kaitou), Axis Powers Hetalia, Kyou Kara Maou

Books: Harry Potter (duh), The Banned and the Banished, Lord of the Rings, Cirque du Freak (haven't read that in ages though...), Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles (it's probably what planted the seeds for my eventual slash fangirlness... along with various other factors), The Keys to the Kingdom, Thursday Next series... I read a lot, but not much I'd really consider myself a "fan" of.

Films: Pirates of the Carribean, Labyrinth, Hook, Repo! The Genetic Opera, The Princess Bride, Riddick trilogy... er, okay, I watch a lot of films but I don't read fanfic for them ever... hm...

Games: Final Fantasy IV, V, VI, VII, IX, X, and XII, Chocobo's Dungeon 2, Final Fantasy Fables: Chocobo's Dungeon, Chrono Trigger, Pokemon (all generations)... um... actually Pokemon and SquareEnix are the only games I really play... oh! wait! I also like Golden Sun, Gauntlet: Dark Legacy and Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance... and Pacman World 2

HMS Stalker

Het: Harry/Luna, Remus/Tonks, Mori/Haruhi, Neko/Haruhi, Kasanoda/Haruhi, Kyouya/Haruhi, Kyouhei/Sunako, Moriyama/Yaya, Shouhei/Nana, Meric/Nee'lahn, Er'ril/Elena (ish), Zack/Aerith, Vincent/Yuffie, Zindane/someone-other-than-Garnet-for-fuck's-sake, Aragorn/Eowyn, Wakka/Lulu, Syaoran/Sakura, Ruka/Mikan (what? It's kinda cute...), Kenta/Karin, Kazuhiko/Kiri, Kenichiro/Kiri, Shindou/Uru, Reo/Yuiko, Ren/Kyouko, Chiba/Yoko, Abe/Rumi, Ichigo/Orihime, Shinichi/Ran, Heiji/Kazuha, Kaito/Aoko, Aizawa/Raimei

Slash: Charlie/Harry (and quite a few other bottom!Harry pairings), Remus/Sirius, Vegeta/Goku, Piccolo/Gohan, Kingsley/Remus, Vincent/Cloud, Sephiroth/Cloud, Jack/Will, Doumeki/Watanuki, Kurogane/Fai, Abe/Chiba, Abe/boy!Rumi, Kaito/Shinichi, Raikou/Gau, Klaus/Dorian, Ren/Yukihito, Conrart/Yuuri

Crossover: certain guys in my fandoms/Harry, Nekozawa/Sunako, Kyouya/Luna, Tamaki/Hermione

OTP: Mori/Harry

Collaborations

Fujoshi Harry: Crossover between Fujoshi Rumi (Mousou Shoujo Otakukei) and Harry Potter. After defeating Voldemort, Harry goes to Japan to get away from everything. Rumi meets him, and she's determined to get him a boyfriend before the end of the school year - enter Tsukamoto Hidemi. Rated M for slash (Tsuka/Harry), loads of pervy jokes, innuendo, and Rumi in general (though there's no graphic anything, it's barely even mentioned). Cowritten with Marauder Heir

The Professors' Christmas Holiday: Giant Collab with 11 other authors - a round robin. Christmas at Hogwarts is always exhausting, but in 1996 all of Professor McGonagall's gifts were stolen, and that makes things a lot more hectic. (That isn't the summary on the file, but it's the best I can come up with off the top of my head.) Written on the account Multi-Authors Challenge. My chapter is Chapter 3 I'm also supposed to be the beta reader

Insert Witty Title Here (Mori/Harry one-shots)

1. Change in the Tide Harry came to Ouran for peace and found love instead (pointless. Honestly)

2. Silver Dough Harrison Baker (aka Harry Potter) runs a bakery and falls in love with a customer (I like this one!)

3. The Grey... uh... Green-Eyed Monster Harry is waiting for Takashi and gets hit on. Enter the jealous boyfriend (HPatHC compatible)

4. First Crush 6-year-old Takashi was rescued by a vacationing wizard, not that he knows it (cute, can be HPatHC compatible)

5. Savior 5-year-old Harry isn't having a very good birthday... until he meets Takashi, that is (cute, sequel to First Crush)

6. A Slight Alteration Part 1 Lily lived, and Harry makes two important friends in Kyouya and René (pre-slash, HPatHC AU)

7. A Slight Alteration Part 2 After the war, Harry goes to Japan hoping to clear his head, and Kyouya is annoyed

8. A Slight Alteration Part 3 After a fun afternoon with the Hosts, Harry gets a rude wake-up call and Hermione sets things straight

9. A Slight Alteration Part 4 Harry's scar is aching again, and Takashi does what he can (Fin)

10. All Hallow's Fluff 3 Hallowe'ens with Harry and Takashi (fluff, sequel to First Crush and Savior, not HPatHC compatible anymore)

The Nargles Made Me Do It (Harry Potter challange one-shots)

1. Is That a Nargle or Are You Just Happy to See Me? Pansy gets smashed; Luna sees some nargles. (Pre-Epilogue)

2. What Really Takes the Cake... It's time for Dudders to learn the facts of life... Let's hope Petunia can manage. (Book 3)

3. Out Through The Curtain Sirius' life, focusing on the escape from Azkaban and his death. Song-fic.

4. When Life Gives You Lemons Parvati isn't having a good 7th year at Hogwarts; Professor George Weasley plays a prank (Pre-Epilogue)

5. Just Like Heaven Remus is addicted to chocolate and the rest of the Marauders try to intervene; it's obviously Sirius' fault. (MWPP Era)

6. Not Evil Enough Draco always thought his father a paragon; slowly, he starts to realize that this is not so. (Books 2, 3, 5, 6, and 7)

7. Where We Went Wrong The Potters are dead and Peter has gone missing. Sirius has to find him; what if Peter is hurt? Sirius/Peter (Pre-Series)

8. No One Loves You When You're Evil Hermione can't remember when she became evil, but she likes it. Then Draco showed up. (Post Book 7)

9. Scarlet It wasn't infidelity if she wasn't actually with Remus at the time, but the child growing inside her said otherwise. Snape/Tonks (Book 7)

10. Sick Children Harry Potter is sick, and sick children don't save the world (one-shot)

Why Stalker Should Not Write Self-Inserts (Self-Insert series)

1. Final Fantasy VII Stalker lands on Gaia... and she really needs to learn to not blurt out sensitive information.

2. Fruits Basket Stalker finally gets her revenge for hours wasted reading Fruits Basket. Also, Thanatos kidnaps Kyou.

Rogue PlotBunnies
Not yet in use, but they will be... maybe

Conan/Magic Kaito: The Shounen Tantei stumble across another murder mystery. The main suspect? The victim's son, Kuroba Kaito.

Conan/Skip Beat: Fuwa Shou is found murdered. The main suspects? Kyouko, Tsuruga Ren, and Shouko. (length unknown, Ren/Kyouko)

HP: Harry and some friends crossed dimensions and the Founders are back. (No pairings(?) twisting cliches)

HP/Anansi Boys: Harry meets Spider in London and doesn't believe he's really "Fat Charlie" (No pairing, one-shot)

HP/Bleach: In Seireitei, Ichigo runs into a strange Shinigami from England and the trip to Soul Society changes drastically (No pairing(?))

HP/CatCF: Willy Wonka holds a wizards-only contest to get into his factory the summer before Harry starts at Hogwarts.

HP/Conan: Harry gets dosed with the Aptxn and finds the world a much scarier place as a child (No pairing(?), EATING MY BRAIN)

HP/FFVII: When AVALANCHE escapes ShinRa, Aerith mistakes Hojo's experiment 'H' for Zack and he gets dragged along with them.

HP/FFX 1: Harry is raised as a summoner at Djose Temple. (No pairing)

HP/FFX 2: Dumbledore is Yu Yevon (one-shot)

HP/FFX 3: Before Braska, there was Kier. Before Jecht, there was Harry. Harry as Sin (one-shot)

HP/FFX 4: Summoner Riddle finds out the truth about Sin and decides to become the next Sin. Now all he needs is a sap- er, summoner (TMR/HP)

HP/Hook: Harry was a lost boy, until Peter Banning took him away from Neverland (not sure if I'll actually write it...)

HP/Karin: Harry wasn't aware that there were vampires in Japan. (one-shot)

HP/KH: Hogwarts is a KH world, but darker than any Sora has been to before (No pairing(?) takes place book 6/7 ish, post KH2)

HP/Matilda: At school, Harry is targeted by Trunchbull, at home by the Dursleys (no pairing, one-shot(?))

HP/Neuro: Harry joins Japan's Crime Investigation to deal with the terrorist "Sicks" (No pairing(?))

HP/Pkmn: After the Ministry fiasco, Harry wakes up as... an Abra? What's that? (Slash, OC/Harry, in the works-ish)

HP/Skip Beat: Harry is hired by Lory to be a manager. Just when he thinks his routine is established, he meets Kyouko. (Ren/Harry?, one-shot?)

HP/Sky High: Harry and Sirius end up in a world of super heroes, and everyone thinks Harry is Death Gaze, the Hero Killer (No pairing(?))

Ouran/GA 1: Haruhi has an Alice for pathogens, but used it up before high school... or so she says (Mori/Haruhi, nomming my brain)

Ouran/GA 2: The Host boys are all popular students at GA; Haruhi is the new pariah of the Special Group (probably Mori/Haruhi, bunny are nom)

Ouran/Chobits: Haruhi is accepted to Ouran, but can't afford a persocom, so the Host Club buys one for her. (pairings undecided)

Skip Beat 1: Kyouko has three encounters with an emotionless rock star and learns a few things about dealing with men (contains OC, 3-shot)

Skip Beat 2: Kyouko gets a spot on a cooking show, one that frequently gets celebrity guests. (short series, Ren/Kyouko?)

Skip Beat/Chobits: Shou grew bored with his persocom, Kyouko, and dumped her when he got famous. Kyouko wants revenge. (one-shot, het)

Adopt a Plot (Challenges)
If you write any of these, please tell me! I want to read :3

Ouran/Death Note Crossover

Main characters: Haruhi, Raito, L, and any of the Hosts you want

Pairing/s: Any you want, but Mori/Haruhi would be nice. Don't really care though.

Idea: After Ouran, Fujioka Haruhi attends Toudai, gaining the top spot on the entrance exam - along with Yagami Raito, a serious student, and Ryuuga Hideki, a strange boy with stranger habits. Due to her ambition, intelligence, and connections (not that she pays much mind to them), Haruhi finds herself a suspect in the Kira case and aims to clear her name, even if it means putting her path to becoming a lawyer on hold.

Of course, you could replace Haruhi with Kyouya, alter the plot a bit, and have it still work quite well. Having any non-Host Ouran students there freak out about Haruhi being a girl is a plus :D (Tokyo University is a very good university, so I can imagine a few Ouran students would attend)

Death Note/Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro Crossover

Main Characters: Neuro, Yako, Raito, L, and whoever else you want

Pairing/s: I can't really see much pairing-wise with this, but whatever (maybe L/Yako? lol)

Idea: Yako has been a world famous detective for several years now, with Neuro pressing her on every step of the journey. When the murderer Kira pops onto the scene, Neuro thinks they might have finally found the Ultimate Mystery. But can they solve the case before L does, or will Kira get them first?

Death Note/Naruto Crossover

Main Characters: Raito, Naruto, Minato, Ryuk, and whoever else you want

Pairing/s: Whatever you want

Idea: When Minato summoned the shinigami, he got Kira instead. But Raito has no problems with killing the Kyuubi and taking Naruto and Minato back with him to Tokyo. After all, what God doesn't need his own body guards and strike force? Even if one is a baby of startling intelligence...

Basically, this would be post L-death, and Raito would hire Minato on as a "consultant" for the Kira case (really his body guard, forced due to the "debt" of killing Kyuubi), and Naruto is blessed by a God of Death (Ryuk) from having a Death Note used in his presence within three hours of his birth (as well as having a shinigami tied to the seal in his stomach, even if nobody knows it). Use that however you will.

Accepted by DeathNoteMaker!

Naruto

Main Characters: Uzumaki Naruto, Namikaze Minato, Jiraiya, Tsunade, and whoever else you want

Pairings: Minato/Kushina (past, present, whatever), others are up to you, het or slash

Idea: While learning the rasengan (first or second stage), Naruto finds an unconscious man (Minato). He takes him to the hotel where he and Jiraiya are staying and finds a photo of the man's family - including himself. Jiraiya recognizes Minato for who he is (or who he is pretending to be) and takes Minato with them to get Tsunade. Yup, a backwards dimension-jump (Minato from other dimension coming to canon - yay!)

Minato's backstory is that Jiraiya sacrificed himself to seal Kyuubi in Naruto, years after the defection of Tsunade who was banished from Konoha for experimenting to bring back Dan and Nawaki from death. Orochimaru is like an uncle to him blahblahblah. Konoha was at war with Kiri, and Minato was in the middle of fighting the Mizukage (Tobi/Uchiha Madara) when he was knocked out and wakes up to find a very-much-alive Jiraiya hovering over him and Naruto not knowing who his own father is.

Harry Potter/Ouran Crossover (see Harry Potter Crossover Forum for more details)

Main Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Morinozuka Takashi

Pairings: Mori/Harry, others are up to you

Idea: After the Final Battle (in which more people die than in canon, including Ron, Mr Weasley, and a few more besides), Harry and Hermione went to University to study teaching and get their degrees in English/Japanese and teaching. They get jobs at Ouran - Hermione as the high school level English instructor for classes A and D (all three years) and Harry as the middle school level for the second and third years. This would be the story of their first year teaching.

Harry Potter/Hobbit/LotR Crossover (2-part series, though you could do just one, more details on Harry Potter Crossover Forum)

Main Characters 1: Sirius Black, Bilbo Baggins, the Dwarves, Gandalf the Gray

Pairings: none (unless you want to I guess)

Idea 1: When Sirius fell through the veil, he woke up in the Trolls' cache just when Bilbo and the dwarves break in to get gear. Sirius doesn't understand their language and casts a translation charm, revealing himself to them as a wizard, Sirius Black, though they persist in sticking a "the" in there. Now Sirius is counted among the Istari of Middle Earth, and he has to try and find his way home. But the Valar have a task for him, to help the dwarves and Bilbo as best he can.

Main Characters 2: Harry Potter, Sirius (the) Black, Gandalf the Gray, Saruman the White, the Fellowship in general

Pairings: Up to you

Idea 2: Framed for illegal practices, Auror Captain Harry Potter was sentenced to death at the age of twenty-eight by going through the Veil. He finds himself in the Barrowdowns and helps the Hobbits navigate through (or, if you want to follow the films, he meets them as they are running to the Buckleberry Ferry). Dressed in his auror robes, they persist in calling him "Harry the Red". Through the journey to Rivendell, the Black Wizard is mentioned many times, and while Harry is curious as to the awe behind it, he's more curious as to why Strider looks so much like Sirius. However, upon reaching Rivendell, Harry meets the Black Wizard, Sirius the Black, who hasn't aged a day in the eighty years he has been on Middle Earth. (Bilbo's party is nearly 60 years post Hobbit, Frodo doesn't leave the Shire for another 20-some years... or, again, you could change it to follow the movies)

Both of these have been accepted by Nature-Is-Love!

Harry Potter (PM for more details if you want them; I had quite a few ideas for this one!)

Main Characters: Harry Potter, Harrison Potter, Lily and James Potter, Sirius Black, Voldemort, Peter Pettigrew, OC (Harry's little brother)

Pairings: Are up to you

Idea: Harry Potter did not save Draco from the Fiendfyre, and so Narcissa didn't tell Voldemort that Harry was dead. Voldemort throws another killing curse at Harry, which kills him... or so Harry thought, until he saw just how unheavenly the place he landed was. Now he's ten-going-on-eleven again and is living in Potter Manor with his parents and little brother, who just happens to be Voldemort's heir. With a split personality who is essentially Draco Malfoy, by the same of "Harrison"(Voldemort's favored "nephew") Harry is faced with a wizarding world run by the Dark Lord, where muggle borns have their magic stolen and given to squibs, Dumbledore has been missing for eight years, and his parents are Voldemort's top supporters.

Accepted by Blonde Slytherin!

Final Fantasy VII

Main Characters: Cloud Strife, Sephiroth, Godo

Pairings: Whatever you want

Idea: On a delivery to Mideel, Cloud falls into a mako pool and wakes up in Wutai. Thing is, the Wutaians are gearing up for war against ShinRa, and it's a good six or seven years before AVALANCHE defeats Sephiroth. Trapped back in time, Cloud becomes a top General in the Wutaian Army against ShinRa, their only hope against the SOLDIERs. (PM if you need more ideas to go on - and this is not a de-age fic or anything, Cloud is still his own age and there is a young!Cloud who idolizes Sephiroth living in Nibelheim or just starting his training to try for SOLDIER)

Toast Challenge:

Toast is a collaborative project/challenge... thingy. It is a series of one-shots that follows the bad days and the very bad days of different characters in various fandoms.

Summary: Everything that can go wrong will go wrong. Even if it's just the toast falling butter-side down.

Claims List (as far as I know): Naruto (Corselli), Harry Potter (Stalker of Stories), Transformers (optimusprime007), Danny Phantom (Cordria), Detective Conan (Detective Ethan Redfield), Pokemon (Marauder Heir), Star Trek (Genuka)

Forum (with rules, etc) C2 (contains all current entries)

Toast Rules:
1) One Toast story per fandom. (Negotiable: PM us and the other person doing that fandom to see!)
2) Drabble-length chapters, aka less than 1000 words per chapter (preferred).
3) The first sentence of every chapter must contain the word 'toast'.
4) The story must be titled 'Toast' and have the same summary (see above).
5) Certain chapters contain certain themes. See Forum for details
6) No main characters may be the focus of the chapters. (eg. the Golden Trio, Team 7, Aang/Katara/Sokka, etc.)
7) There will be only 11 chapters. One will be an omake. (SoS says the omake is optional)
8) Don't use the same character as the focus of more than one chapter. (non-focus characters may crop up as often as you like)

Please contact me or Corselli if you are interested in participating in this challenge. If you post a Toast story, please make sure to tell others who have told you that they are interested to contact one of us.