The Light of Reason
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since: 05-04-08, id: 1567569, Profile Updated: 05-01-13
country: Canada
Author has written 6 stories for Ninja Turtles, Megamind, and Evil Genius.

I love to sing, play guitar and piano, read, write stories, dance, act and travel.

I like music, art, comedies, musical theatre, reading, skating, accents from ANYWHERE but Canada, writing and Darren Criss

I frequent on the brink of insanity.

I think I have a sense of humor...

I'm also good with sarcasm!

TMNT Quotes (2003 cartoon)

Professor Honeycutt: (jumps up and down very loudly, attracting Triceratons)
Mikey: Don, do something!
Don: (tears head off of robot)
Mikey: Okay, that was a little extreme.
Don: I panicked!


Mikey: (peeks around doorframe, sees Elite foot) Nice hats. (runs back up the stairs)
Don: Wrong way, Mikey!
Mikey: Wrong way my foot!...Poor choice of words, major ambush down there!
Don: We don't have a choice! They're pouring in through the windows upstairs!
Raph: (fending off foot ninja) What's the story down there?
Mikey: There's some seriously mean looking guys down there!
Don: Mean looking? Duh!
Mikey: Don, wait-
Don: (bursts into shop, looks around. Spots Elite foot) Nice hats.
Raph (after bursting into room few minutes later during battle): Whoa...Nice hats.
Mikey: Yeah, we thought so too.


Don: Keep constant pressure on that bo-staff, Mikey!
Mikey: Okay, now what?
Don: Now...Leo Raph and I go get some lunch.
Mikey: Guys, that's not funny! Seriously, guys! Ahhhhhh!
Leo: I'll go get him...


Splinter: Donatello, your Battle Shell is a marvel of engineering. A true testament to your incredible mechanical skills. And I never want to see it in our home again.


And...any time Leo does an impression XD

TMNT Movie Quotes (2007)

Leo: Come to Daddy!


Don: Did you turn the computer on? Did you plug it in? Yeah, that would help.


Don: No! I'm not playing hard to get! I'm telling you, sir, it's not that kind of phone line!

Other Quotes

Mimi: There's only us, there's only this; forget regret, or life is yours to miss. -Rent


Rollo: So what's the prognosis, Fertile Myrtle? Minus or plus?
Juno: I don't know. It's not seasoned yet. (grabs products) I'll take some of these. Nope...There it is. The little pink plus sign is so unholy. (shakes pregnancy tester)
Rollo: That ain't no Etch-A-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, Homeskillet. -Juno


Rollo: Maybe your little boyfriend's got mutant sperms. Knocked ya up twice.
Juno: Silencio old man! Look, I just drank my weight in Sunny-D and I gotta go pronto!
Rollo: Well, you know where the lavatory is.
(Juno heads towards the bathroom)
Rollo: You better pay for that pee-stick when you're done with it. Don't think it's yours just because you marked it with your urine! -Juno


Dan: I ordered a muffin but it seems they've given me a small planet. -Dan in Real Life


Tintin: Captain, what have you done?
Captain Haddock:
You looked a bit cold, so I built a wee fire.
Tintin: In a BOAT?! -The Adventures of Tintin


Tintin: We've got bad news. We've only got one bullet.
Captain Haddock: What's the good news?
Tintin: We've got one bullet. -The Adventures of Tintin


Captain Haddock: Failed. There are plenty of others willing to call you a failure. A fool. A loser. A hopeless souse. Don't you ever say it of yourself. You send out the wrong signal, that is what people pick up. Don't you understand? You care about something, you fight for it. You hit a wall, you push through it. There's something you need to know about failure, Tintin. You can never let it defeat you. -The Adventures of Tintin


Tintin: Can You get us to Bagghar?

Captain Haddock: What sort of a stupid question is that?! Give me those oars! (climbs over Tintin) I'll show you some real seamanship, laddie! I will not be doubted by some...pipsqueak tuft of ginger and his irritating dog! I am (accidentally knocks out Tintin and Snowy with oar) Master and commander of the seas. I know these waters better than the warts on my mother's face! (notices Tintin and Snowy are unconscious) Look at the pair of 'em: fast asleep! Typical landlubbers; they ain't no stamina, these days. -Adventures of Tintin


Captain Haddock: So you thought you'd sneak in an' catch me with me trousers down, eh?

Tintin: I'd rather you keep your trousers on if it's all the same to you! -The Adventures of Tintin


Olive: Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80's movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life. -Easy A



1. Can I Quote That? » reviews
From the moment I arrived, I could tell they weren't thrilled to see me; who would want a fan fiction author around? My mission demands the use of charm, humour, and some bribery. It's interview time! The lesson: Don't EVER let a fan girl into your home.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,562 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 2-25-13 - Published: 5-28-10
2. TMNT Advent Extravaganza » reviews
I found the list from tumblr for the Advent Challenge and gave in to the peer pressure. Please enjoy a Turtles' Christmas! Chapter 22: Rest & Love. Master Splinter observes his sons. Now Complete!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,664 - Reviews: 86 - Updated: 2-7-13 - Published: 12-6-12 - Complete
3. Modulation » reviews
Cadel didn't expect to meet anyone at the Axis Institute, let alone a girl his age with a budding intellect and mysterious powers. He reconsiders his corrupt lifestyle and with her help plans to break out of the Institute-but at what cost? DISCONTINUED.
Evil Genius - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,055 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-24-11 - Published: 6-16-11
4. Out of the Blue » reviews
It was a beautiful summer day; the kind he hated. He hadn't planned on any evil doing, but their chance meeting inspired him. He vowed Roxanne Ritchie would rue the day she underestimated him...and she planned to make him regret ruining her date.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,396 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 5-5-11 - Published: 4-10-11 - Megamind & Roxanne R.
5. Life's Little Challenges » reviews
The lives of the TMNT were turned upside down when Lily, Rachel, Sam and Vanessa entered their circle. Now, the past is resurfacing, and they must stick together to overcome life's challenges amid secrets, love and plots. Sequel to LMTDST...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,191 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 6-20-10 - Published: 3-30-09
6. Love Makes Turtles Do Strange Things » reviews
What if you could live a completely different life after 19 years in a sewer? The TMNT find themselves in this situation and they must choose between the life they once knew and four girls who have captured their hearts. Love, they learn, is crazy.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,013 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 3-30-09 - Published: 5-7-08 - Complete