hey! just a few things about my self is i play the flute, i'm also in colorguard. (actually i just quit becuase of my scheduale D:)If you wanted to know my gender then TOUGH LUCK!! JK, I bet most of yall can figure it out. my favorite anime/manga consist of Death Note, Naruto, Ghost Hunt, and many many more!! and i just relived my Harry Potter obsessiveness!!

oh and I AM a secret spy, so...well i lost what i was going with this...just watch out!! oh something else about me is i hate baked chips. hate em. can't stand em. like pento beans. i hate them too...oh just so you know i do have a harem and u can join, just message me or tell me in reveiws. that is all.

woot!! so my story Never Again is up all the way to chapter 3~~ and chapter 4 will be in a few days, possibley tomorrow. but u need to REVEIW

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Quotes:

Cartoons:

"How bout a free sample for a pretty lady?"

"sure! do you know where one is?"

"...how bout one for an ugly lady?"

"Nooo ugly ladys have to pay"-Chowder

"Would you care for a free lolipop?"

"would I!?"(as in yes)

"would you?"

"would I!?"

"would you?"

"would i what?"

"care for a free lolipop?"

"would i!?"

"radda radda radda"

"yes i would thank you."-Chowder

In my French class:

"The Karma wheel will spin! it will spin! You cheaters are pigs! and if nobody has told you i have! you're pigs!"-my teacher"um..I'm fat and i take offence to that. i'm going to go home and cry now"-John(kid in class)"hahaha! embrace your chubbyness! EMBRACE IT!!"-me

"how about cookies? How do you say cookies?"-my teacher (well I thought it was funny...)

"Je n'en ai pas!" "You don't have any?"-Kristina thinking she was telling me i did something wrong

"Suck it up!" "it's easy for you to say while you're sitting there sucking on your sucker!" "In my defence it's a good sucker."-me and Kristina when she was whining about a test

"aww poor baby" "I'm not a baaaby! I know how to go potty on my own..."-me and kristina she is such a whiner lol

"I'm gonna take a picture of something random...like the sky.""...there is no sky in here.""i ment the ceiling!!"-me and kristina after the test

Geometry:

"It's J" "no" "yeah! It's...no it's H." "uh-uh""Yeah it is! because you have to...oh wait no it's F""haha that's why you don't rush."-Karen and a teacher

"I have arms of steel!"-Karen when Judy puched her

"I want to watch Iron Man, I wish that you would turn into a T.V."-Abdias when he looked at Karens Iron Man shirt.

"Is that a black mail letter!?" "haha Karen?""NO really! he looks scared!"- Karen and Judy when someone came in with a letter

Lunch:

"Give me back my Fucking water!""wow that's some dirty water."-Megan and Kristian

"I was like Kuh! and He was like kuh! and I was like wave! and then I told you."-me too Judy

"I like bannanas"-kristian "i don't. i think i'm alergic to them."-Megan "oh hoho! you like tacos then?"-Azaria "NO! but really, they give me soars in my mouth"-Megan "hahaha! that's called Herpies dear!"-Azaria (you might need a dirty mind to find the funnyness in this)

"I haven't had my period in months"-Megan "do you think you're pregnant?"-me "No No No, i haven't done anything like that."-Megan "you sure you haven't been doing anything?"-Azaria "She isn't you Azaria"-Kristian "yah besides she's alergic to bannanas remember?"-me "ow my sides hurt"-megan "It's kicking!"-me

with my sis:

"So I was singing in church all loud and such, you know, trying to get people to join in, but they just kept giving me weird looks. I think the paster was praying for me too. i didn't know why because my voice wasn't that bad. but when i think about it, it probably wasn't such a good idea to sing Satan by Steven Lynch. It probably also didn't help that it was during communion."-me( i didn't really do this, i just told my sister i did)

"yah it's a show where they compare stuff like house cats to Lions, and dogs to wolfs." "and elephants to platypuses.""...""wut? they are a lot a like!"-dad and sis.

Others:

"why can't we have cool stuff like that?""we're insert name of school here" "oh yeah"- me and meredith( this would have been funnier if i was able to use our school name but i can't)

"I feel like killing your daughter." "Will there be a lot of blood?" "Yes." "Then take it outside." -my mom and dad

"Quick we gotta act like lesbians to seduce the lizard!"-Meredith...don't ask

"Daddy knows that i'm not gonna get pregnant" "on purpose" -my sis and me

band practice:

"smell like a donut btch!"-lol i was on the feild and this chick beside me said it, i came in the conversation late...

"you have to pretend that there is a pole next to you. You have to dance on the pole...-WAIT not like that!!"-lol a freind trying to teach me this one part in the show

There you go!!