Hi I'm Alice- yes, that's really my name. I am obsessed with the Twilight saga and Gone With the Wind. If you haven't heard of one of them, then I suggest that you go to the library and read them. They are AWESOME!! Oh, and Gone With the Wind is a movie too, so you should watch it.
Please read my FanFiction: So far I've only started a billion, but I'm thinking about writing some more. After you read them, PLEASE review!!
Oh, and I have OTSD- Obsessive Twilight Saga Disorder. It's a real disease, so don't joke about us!
Another thing- I got one of my friends to join FanFiction!! Yay! Her author name is Bethy Ramone (hi Beth if ur reading this ;) and she hasn't written anything yet but we're going to write something together, so we might post it for both of us!
Everyone should read the FanFiction, "The Cullen's trip to WalMart" by Bella Rosalie Cullen. The funniest thing I have ever read! Sadly, I'm not being paid to advertise.
Right now I'm re-reading Eclipse, just in case any of you who have actually taken the time to read this boring profile wanted to know. I am also in the middle of a bazillion other books, including writing them. And I have to give them all back to my school library on June 3, because school is almost over!! (I'm sad about the giving the books back part though) Oh well. Now that you're all bored out of your minds, I'm going to stop now. If I ever have anything interesting to say, I'll let you know.
OK, are you all ready for something interesting? Bethy Ramone and I have begun our crazy story! I've posted it under my name, and I have to let you know, the bold-face is the stuff that I say, and the regular is stuff that Bethy Ramone said. She's pro-jacob (I don't know how we've remained friends after this), and I'm pro-EDWARD!
Steven Strait: Sexyest guy alive. He is my nomination for Seth, so I'm trying to get him cast as Seth Clearwater. Who will join my mission? I call it Project Seth.
In school, I'm known as the book-worm, (there was a contest to see who could read the most books in a quarter, and I read thirty. They were all huge books too) that weirdo who's obsessed with the old movie, and the girl who argues with popular kids about the war in Iraq.
One last thing, my screen name, if you haven't already figured it out, is an abreviation for Gone With the Wind, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse. Just thought I'd put it out there for all of those who are having blonde moments (don't worry, I do that all the time, seeing as I'm an honest-to-gosh blonde).
And another one last thing; Read the IM story from La Tua Cantante101 because I'M IN IT-- YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!! I love that girl (not in a gross way though-- I have a boyfriend... a verry caliente boyfriend)
if you don't speak spanish, caliente means Hott! I can say a lot of things in spanish! and french! and I can say cheese cake in German hehehe also my mom taught me to cuss in french and i was watching a verry cussing-filled movie in different languages so that's how i know other stuff. You learn new things every day!
I am now writing and AWESOME new story for Twilight... What would happen if Charlie managed to get onto the show Parental Control? What if Jessica tried out? Please read it; it's so awesome ;)
Also, I have just recently gotten a disease called ESO. It is also known as Extreme Seth Obsession. You probably haven't heard of it since I'm the only one who it has consumed, but I LOVE SETH!! Don't worry though, I still love Edward!
Mwahahaha! I am writing a new story for Twilight! It's called Imprinting on a Vampire or something like that. It's a parallel story to Bethy Ramone's "Jacob Black a story from Jacob Black's pov." She is my BFF! If you are going to read my story (please do, by the way) you should probably read hers first so that you know what's going on. THANKIES!
Alright! New story with Bethy Ramone! This time we are braving the world of Alagasia (or however you spell it) and we are writing about ERAGON! Hooray dragons! If you've read Eragon, please read our story, The Rebellion. I think it's pretty good, but that's up to YOU to decide! After reading, PLEASE review!
And another thing, if you ever come across someone on here by the name of Booksrule8292 don't hesitate to yell a few good curse words at him. (Do it for me, he's my brother, and I'm not allowed to cuss at him, cuz i'm not allowed to cuss, and he is the biggest tattletale of the pack) Gracias. Also, if you know any in spanish... ha! And he thinks córnea means happy. Ha! (see: Breaking Dawn, my version chapter 6)
OK, so it's officially Summer break... sigh... in case you can't tell, I'm not excited. My house is so boring! Actually, right now I'm suffering from withdrawl. My friend won't give me back Twilight and New Moon, and it's been two months. I can't read Eclipse again. I'll crack. I need to read New Moon, dammit! OMG I'm seriously losing my mind! I have a new book that I want to read, but I honestly can't read it until I've read New Moon at least twice.
Also, this summer, I'm transforming my look. Well, giving myself a look, I guess. I'm going goth. Hooray me! Except goth people don't say hooray... tears... I like the word 'hooray.' I don't feel like writing a new chapter of anything. I don't feel like doing anything except read New Moon. I'm going to go watch Gossip Girl. Because I can.
You know you love me. XOXO (i'm going to start doing that :D)
I GOT NEW MOON BACK!! But my... friend... LOST Twilight! AAHHHHHHHHHH! Someone help me! Also, I didn't get to watch Gossip Girl when I said I was going to. But I watched it later.
Also, I've now declared the 3rd of every month to be UPDATING DAY! Every one of my stories for Twilight will be UPDATED! Oh, and it starts TODAY! So I'm going to work on my chapters now. Happy Updating Day!
Jacob Black by The Mitch Hansen Band: (this is not the official vid)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wS_oXEjqETA
James Truth: (best vid EVER)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9aLjcyekOoI
My sister is fricking screwed up. She broke onto my profile and put a picture of my least favorite celebrity: HANNAH MONTANA! the nerve! that child is CRAZAY!
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Poll: Which of my stories do you think I should work on? Because I can't work on them all at once. PLEASE VOTE! Vote Now!
