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Author has written 7 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Twilight. DONT BE AFRAID TO P.M ME, I don't bite. I will end up having a pointless conversation with a six year old, if one PM's me and says hi. In fact, I will have a pointless conversation with anyone. Just say hi in a PM if your as bored as I am. That's extremely bored, by the way. If you don't like how I write, or want to point out mistakes to help me improve, PM me. I will discuss how to improve my writing. Please PM me. I'm bored. Hi. I'm not anyone in particular. My favorite books are Ender's Game, Twilight (It's so bad it's brilliant, and the fanfics are actually good, mostly), Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, Pride and Prejudice, H.I.V.E, and several hundred others. Me Name: Am I likely to tell you that? Okay, maybe I am. My name is Olivia. Gender: Do you need to know? Okay fine, I'm a girl, 'kay? I thought you would have noticed by the name. Age: I'm still at school. Whether it be lower, middle or upper: (5-10, 11-13, 15-18) Do you really need to know more? I have been on Fanfiction since early 2008, so not very long, really. My writing is still not exactly top notch, but I've come a long way. I am much indebted to those who patiently put up with my early writing, which was all spelling and grammar errors, and those who told me that punctuation is not just speech marks and random full stops. So thanks, if that's you. I do have a tendency to use Kiwi sayings in my writing, which I have been told make no sense. They make perfect sense to me, of course, but unless you're a Kiwi, or possibly Aussie, you'll think I'm a nutter. Another thing I used to try and do was alter the language for the region. For example, if a book was set in America, I'd try to use 'Mom' instead of my normal 'Mum'. You know what, I can't actually say the word Mom, I stretch it out to far and make it sound weird. Anyway, most of my stories are set in America (all of them so far, I think) so they should have the word Mom in them. If you think it should be something else, PM me! IMPORTANT NOTE ON REVIEW REPLIES I will probably not reply to a review. Please do not think me incredibly rude. I am very appreciative of any review, but unfortunately don't reply to many. I know I should. Flames will guarantee a reply. All other reviews may get one, but it wasn't actually until a few months ago that I realized replying was a custom. I lose track of who I reply to, and find it much easier not to reply at all. Yes, I know that made me sound lazy, but the purpose of this note was: I'm not evil and arrogant, I just don't reply to reviews. Thanks.
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!! GO PLUTO News about me. Uh, none. ALL THAT COPY AND PASTE CRAP THAT WE ALL KNOW MAKES A TERRIBLE PROFILE BUT COPY AND PASTE ANYWAY: 1. Find a globe. Spin it.What does it say? Zimbabwe 2. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? a short corridor 3. What can you hear right now? The computer, and the keyboard, and the clock. 4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. Hi plants, hope you count as living. (: (Sway in wind and rain) So you're not enjoying today. Never mind. 5. Turn on T.V. What show is on?T.V not working! 6. Type your name with your elbow. Not telling!! 7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see? The printer/photo copier machine thing. 8. If you could be anybody from Warriors, who would you be? Haven't read that book. 9. What happened last time you were typing on this computer? It froze. I ran away. 10. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell?Hepntevf If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome. Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try. First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it! 1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column. 2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want. 3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex. 4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots. 5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!) 6. Finally, make a wish. And now the key for the game... 1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game. 2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love. 3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out. 4. You care most about the person you put in 4. 5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well. 6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star. 7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3. 8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7. 9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind. 10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true... If you don't it will become the opposite. I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying : "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me." "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?'' "OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma. Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message IF YOU HATE DRUNK DRIVING!!. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart 100 Things I Learned From High School Musical 1) High school cafeterias are vast and spacious — leaving plenty of room to spontaniously break into song and dance — and are in no way packed, crowded or uncomfortable I remember the story: John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the crowd of people making their way through Grand Central Station. He looked for the girl whose heart he knew, but whose face he didn't, the girl with the rose. His interest in her had begun thirteen months before in a Florida library. Taking a book off the shelf he found himself intrigued, not with the words of the book, but with the notes penciled in the margin. The soft handwriting reflected a thoughtful soul and insightful mind. In the front of the book, he discovered the previous owner's name, Miss Holly Maynell. With time and effort he located her address. She lived in New York City. He wrote her a letter introducing himself and inviting her to correspond. "You'll recognize me," she wrote, "by the red rose I'll be wearing on my lapel." So at 7.00 p.m. he was in the station looking for a girl whose heart he loved, but whose face he'd never seen. I'll let Mr. Blanchard tell you what happened: A young woman was coming toward me, her figure long and slim. Her blonde hair lay back in curls from her delicate ears; her eyes were blue as flowers. Her lips and chin had a gentle firmness, and in her pale green suit she was like springtime come alive. I started toward her, entirely forgetting to notice that she was not wearing a rose. As I moved, a small provocative smile curved her lips. "Going my way, sailor?" she murmured. Almost uncontrollably, I made one step closer to her, and then I saw Holly Maynell. She was standing almost directly behind the girl. A woman well past 40, she had graying hair tucked under a worn hat. She was more than plump, her thick-ankled feet thrust into low-heeled shoes. The girl in the green suit was walking quickly away. I felt as though I was split in two, so keen was my desire to follow her, and yet so deep was my longing for the woman whose spirit had truly companioned me and upheld my own. And there she stood. Her pale, plump face was gentle and sensible, her gray eyes had a warm and kindly twinkle. I did not hesitate. My fingers gripped the small worn blue leather copy of the book that was to identify me to her. This would not be love, but it would be something precious, something perhaps even better than love, a friendship for which I had been and must ever by grateful. I squared my shoulders and saluted and held out the book to the woman, even though while I spoke I felt choked by the bitterness of my disappointment. "I'm Lieutenant John Blanchard, and you must be Miss Maynell. I am so glad you could meet me; may I take you to dinner?" The woman's face broadened into a tolerant smile. "I don't know what this is about, son," she answered, "but the young lady in the green suit who just went by, she begged me to wear this rose on my coat. And she said if you were to ask me out to dinner, I should tell you that she is waiting for you in the big restaurant across the street. She said it was some kind of test!" Write 12 of your Fave Book characters in whatever order and follow the instructions below: (PJO) 1. Percy Jackson 9. Zeus 11. Artemis Okay, the list is missing some but... 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? No. I don't think ArtemisXBianca is a big pairing. 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Er... never really thought about it. I suppose he's meant to be cute, but the whole I will kill you thing is a bit creepy. So no, don't find Luke hot. 3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Zoe gets Hades pregnant. Wow. 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? There are a couple of fics about Zeus, yeah. 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Nico and Bianca are siblings. So no, not really. 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Thalia/Zeus or Thalia/Poseidon. Um creepy. Really creepy. Really, really creepy. Neither. 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in an awkward situation? Clarisse walks in on Nico and Zoe in an awkward position... er... 8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Yikes! Annabeth ditches the son for the father? Er... no. I don't think it's really a happening thing. I'm not sure I could come up with a summary for that. 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Percy/Hades. Unfortunately, I think there is. 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Clarisse/Zoe. I dunno. All men are pigs, sister. 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One? Luke and Percy. Um, when things get too much for Percy he turns to the dark side for comfort...? 12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three slash? Annabeth? I don't know. 13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? – Artemis? Probably. 14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? – Nico/Luke/Thalia I don't think so. Luke/Thalia, yes, but Nico/Luke/Thalia. Probably not. 15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? – Erk. I don't know. I don't want to know. 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? – Hades? Ha, probably one of the cheesy songs from Hercules. I'm sure there's one about Hades somewhere. 17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Percy/Bianca/Zoe? Um, slight incest on the Percianca front (first cousins count as incest, doesn't it?) and a bit... weird. 18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? – What's Poseidon using pick up lines on Nico for... that's awkward. I don't know. 19. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3)" Percy and Clarisse are in a happy relationship until Clarisse runs off with Luke. Percy, brokenhearted, has one night stand with Artemis (OMG) and a brief, unhappy affair with Zoe. Then follows the wise advice of Thalia and finds true love with Annabeth. Huh. It actually worked out. 20. Out on a date (4) and (11) meet up with (8) and (6). After a drama over a stolen handbag (8) and (6) break up. (4) feeling very guilty for the handbag episode goes to talk to (6). (3) ends up finding them in a very interesting position. Feeling scarred for life, (3) is comforted by (7). They have a brief relationship, which ends when (3) finds out that (7)/(2)/(9) are having a three way affair. (3) tells (12) which leads too one thing, and they end up being caught doing 'it' together by (12)'s date, (1). Upset, (1) turns to (5) for comfort. They kiss, watched by (10) who tells everyone. Find a suitable name for this as a fanfic. Out on a date Luke and Artemis meet up with Bianca and Hades (Okay...) After a drama over a stolen handbag Hades and Bianca break up. (Thank goodness). Luke feeling very guilty for the handbag episode goes to talk to Hades. (What handbag?) Annabeth ends up finding them in a very interesting position. Feeling scarred for life, Annabeth is comforted by Clarisse. They have a brief relationship, which ends when Annabeth finds out that Clarisse/Nico/Zeus are having a three way affair. (OMG) Annabeth tells Zoe which leads too one thing, and they end up being caught doing 'it' together by Zoe's date, Percy. (Wow, weirder and weirder Upset, Percy turns to Thalia for comfort. They kiss, watched by Poseidon (LOL. Awkwardness), who tells everyone. Find a suitable name for this as a fanfic. Argh. 'Gorge your eyes out with a spoon. PJO has gone mental...' 21. (8) is deeply in love with (6) but dating (9), and therefore unable to declare his/her/it's love for (6). Luckily, (12) runs off with (9) and this leaves (8) free to date (6). But (6) is still dating (1), who is secretly in love with (5). In the end, (1) and (5) date briefly until (1) meets someone else and (5) marries (11); (6) and (8) get married, and (12) and (9) break up. Hades is deeply in love with Bianca. (Okay..., a little gross...) but dating Zeus (), and therefore unable to declare his love for Bianca. Luckily, Zoe runs off with Zeus and this leaves Hades free to date Bianca (oh, yuck). But Bianca is still dating Percy, who is secretly in love with Thalia. In the end, Percy and Thalia date briefly until Percy meets someone else and Thalia marries Artemis; Hades and Bianca get married and Zoe and Zeus split up. (Yikes. What is it with... anyway, EWW!!) 22. (4) and (3) are in a relationship, but they have a massive fight. (8) and (4) start dating, but when (4) realizes that (3) is cheating on new partner (12) with (5), (4) tells (12) who, in a moment of madness, murders (3). This is witnessed by (7). What would (7) say? Luke and Annabeth are in a relationship, but they have a massive fight. Hades and Luke start dating, but when Luke realizes that Annabeth is cheating on new partner Zoe with Thalia, Luke tells Zoe who, in a moment of madness, murders Annabeth. This is witnesses by Clarisse. What would Clarisse say? I think she'd be too speechless to say anything. 23. (7) and (9) are the happiest people on earth. They've just got married, and have named their first child (2). (7) and (9) are expecting their second child in a few months, and they're determined to call the second child (3/12/6). (8) pays (7) and (9) a visit, and wrecks their happiness. It seems (7)'s friend, (4), is having an affair with (11) and their spouse, (12) is cheating on (4) with (1). (1) is being forced into this, because he/she secretly loves (3) who has stolen their first born child. (7) and (9) run to their son's/daughter's nursery to find it true- their baby is gone! Could this ever happen in a none OOC or AU way? Clarisse and Zeus are the happiest people on earth. They've just got married, and have named their first child Nico. Clarisse and Zeus are expecting their second child in a few months, and they're determined to call the second child Annabeth Zoe Bianca. Hades pays Clarisse and Zeus a visit, and wrecks their happiness. It seems Clarisse's friend, Luke, is having an affair with Artemis and their spouse, Zoe is cheating on Luke with Percy. Percy is being forced into this, because he secretly loves Annabeth who has stolen their (I assume Clarisse and Zeus's) first born child. Clarisse and Zeus run to their son's nursery to find it true- their baby is gone! Could this ever happen in a none OOC or AU way? Er, no. This is totally crazy- except for maybe the fact that Percy secretly loves Annabeth (or not so secretly after TLO). (Twilight) 1. Angela Weber 11. Carlisle Cullen 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Er... no. Emmett/Carlisle would be creepy. 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Bella? I suppose she's pretty... being a girl I'm more thinking about the guys... 3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Jacob and Edward pregnant? Eek! 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Alice? Yeah, plenty of fics. 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Charlie and Emmett? Um... no. 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Jasper/Alice or Jasper/Rosalie Jasper/Alice is a canon pairing and very cute... so five/nine. Jasper/Rosalie could work but... 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in an awkward situation? Seth walking in on Charlie and Jacob. I pity the kid I really do. That would be horrible. 8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Ahaha! OKay so: Mike's finally accepted Bella's out of his league, but only cause she's below him. Mike has realized the only girl in Washington good enough for him is Rosalie Hale. And scary, protective Emmett in out of town... one sided Mike/Rosalie. 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Angela/Edward? Um, I don't know... they might make quite a cute couple... but only if Bella didn;t exist. 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Seth and Jacob? Maybe Bella's turned Jacob down... or Seth's having girl troubles? Er... how 'bout "Plenty more fish in the sea, kid." 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One? Bella/Angela?! Eww! Er... Treuth or Dare gone wrong? I'd have to be a crack fic, or a jokey style one. Okay so: Edward's been limiting the amount of things Bella can do, again, and Ben's been under appreaciating Angela. Coming up with an evil plan the girl's hope to give the boys a shock by hooking up... but when the news reaches their parents ears, they have to go out for real. And then they realise... maybe they do have something speacial... THE END. Er... no. Freaky. 12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three slash? If they do, I don't want to know. Mike Newton? Ugh. 13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? – Carlisle? Dunno 14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? – Charlie/Bella/Jasper? Scary thought. 15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? – Rosalie? I don't want to know. 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? – Edward? Argh! Too much to choose from. 17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Angela Weber, Emmett Cullen and Jacob Black? OMG! Probably Warning: This is a very scary fic with crack pairings. The author seems ot be on drugs, or just bashing the keyboard randomly.Stay away, or read and die. BE AFRAID. BE VERY AFRAID! 18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? – Rosalie and Charlie, tough. She'd probably just dazzle him. 19. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3)" Angela Weber and Seth Clearwater are in a happy relationship, until Seth runs off with Bella Swan. Angela, broken hearted had a one-night stand with Carlisle Cullen (OMG) and a brief, unhappy relationship with Jacob Black, then follows the wise advice of Jasper Hale and finds true love with Mike Newton. SCARY SUMMARY!! VERY SCARY!! 20. Out on a date (4) and (11) meet up with (8) and (6). After a drama over a stolen handbag (8) and (6) break up. (4) feeling very guilty for the handbag episode goes to talk to (6). (3) ends up finding them in a very interesting position. Feeling scarred for life, (3) is comforted by (7). They have a brief relationship, which ends when (3) finds out that (7)/(2)/(9) are having a three way affair. (3) tells (12) which leads too one thing, and they end up being caught doing 'it' together by (12)'s date, (1). Upset, (1) turns to (5) for comfort. They kiss, watched by (10) who tells everyone. Find a suitable name for this as a fanfic Out on a date Bella Swan and Carlisle Cullen meet up with Edward Cullen and Emmett Cullen. (I'm scared already) After a drama over a stolen handbag Edward and Emmett break up. (Thank goodness). Bella feeling very guilty for the handbag episode goes to talk to Emmett. (What handbag?) Mike Newton ends up finding them in a very interesting position. Feeling scarred for life, Mike is comforted by Seth. (Eww) They have a brief relationship, which ends when Mike finds out that Seth/Charlie/Alice are having a three way affair. (OMG) Mike tells Jacob which leads too one thing, and they end up being caught doing 'it' together by Jacob's date, Angela. (Poor girl) Upset, Angela turns to Jasper for comfort. They kiss, watched by Rosalie, who tells everyone. Find a suitable name for this as a fanfic. Um, that's tough. How about 'And you thought Forks was normal?' 21. (8) is deeply in love with (6) but dating (9), and therefore unable to declare his/her/it's love for (6). Luckily, (12) runs off with (9) and this leaves (8) free to date (6). But (6) is still dating (1), who is secretly in love with (5). In the end, (1) and (5) date briefly until (1) meets someone else and (5) marries (11); (6) and (8) get married, and (12) and (9) break up. Edward Cullen is deeply in love with Emmett Cullen. (Okay...) but dating Alice Cullen, and therefore unable to declare his love for Emmett. Luckily, Jacob Black runs off with Alice and this leaves Edward free to date Emmett. But Emmett is still dating Angela Webber, who is secretly in love with Jasper Hale. In the end, Angela and Jasper date briefly until Angela meets someone else and Jasper marries Carlisle Cullen; Edward and Emmett get married and Jacob and Alice split up. (OMG...) 22. (4) and (3) are in a relationship, but they have a massive fight. (8) and (4) start dating, but when (4) realizes that (3) is cheating on new partner (12) with (5), (4) tells (12) who, in a moment of madness, murders (3). This is witnessed by (7). What would (7) say? Bella and Mike are in a relationship, but they have a massive fight. Edward and Bella start dating, but when Bella realizes that Mike is cheating on new partner Jacob with Jasper, Bella tells Jacob who, in a moment of madness, murders Mike. This is witnesses by Seth. What would Seth say? IDK, probably: WTF? 23. (7) and (9) are the happiest people on earth. They've just got married, and have named their first child (2). (7) and (9) are expecting their second child in a few months, and they're determined to call the second child (3/12/6). (8) pays (7) and (9) a visit, and wrecks their happiness. It seems (7)'s friend, (4), is having an affair with (11) and (4)'s spouse, (12) is cheating on (4) with (1). (1) is being forced into this, because he/she secretly loves (3) who has stolen their first born child. (7) and (9) run to their son's/daughter's nursery to find it true- their baby is gone! Could this ever happen in a none OOC or AU way? Seth and Alice are the happiest people on earth. They've just got married, and have named their first child Charlie. Seth and Alice are expecting their second child in a few months, and they're determined to call the second child Mike Jacob Emmett (Clearwater). Edward pays Seth and Alice a visit, and wrecks their happiness (how mean of him). It seems Seth's friend, Bella, is having an affair with Carlisle and Bella's spouse, Jacob, is cheating on Bella with Angela. Angela is being forced into this, because she secretly loves Mike who has stolen Seth and Alice's first born child. Seth and Alice run to their son's nursery to find it true- their baby is gone! Could this ever happen in a none OOC or AU way? No. Now way at all. A Twilight Survey Which book in the series is your favorite? Twilight How long did it take you to read the books? Two/three hours per book. Who introduced you to the books? My sister! Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift? Buy 'em. Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie? Read BD, Seen movie... so that leaves MIDNIGHT SUN!! What's your dream ending to the series? -shrugs- Favorites: Um, I like all the Cullens (except Renesmee, sorry Renesmee fans!) I like Angela too. Who's your favorite vampire? Aro! Nah, um... probably Rosalie. (Dunno why...) Who is your favorite werewolf? Seth! What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories? 'No, Emmett, I punched a werewolf in the face.' What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment? Um... when he comes back in New Moon. What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment? When she punches him. (Jacob's okay in Twilight and New Moon, but in Eclipse I hate him.) How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment? Uh...I like 'em all. What was your favorite adventure/battle? Twilight, Ballet Studio. Which book cover was your favorite? Breaking Dawn/ New Moon tie. Are these books among your favorite books of all? What the hell kind of question is that? OF COURSE! This or That? Twilight or New Moon? Twilight New Moon or Eclipse? Eclipse Eclipse or Twilight? Twilight Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun? Breaking Dawn's out so I'd have to say Midnight Sun. Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie? Midnight Sun. Movie rocked, but I'm waiting for the book. The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn? Seen/read 'em both. Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob? Edward! Who do you like more: Bella or Edward? Um...Edward. Bella or Jacob? Bella Bella or Alice? Alice Alice or Jacob? Alice Rosalie or Alice? Rosalie... she's pretty cool actually. (And if I were her I'd have probably spent all my time glaring at Bella too...) Jasper or Alice? Jasper. Just. Jasper or Edward Tie. Carlisle or Esme? Carlisle... but only by a little. Emmett or Jasper? TIE Emmett or Jacob? Emmett. Bella or Rosalie? Hard one. Tie. Esme or Charlie? Esme. I don't mind Charlie, but the vampires are awesome. Charlie or Carlisle? Carlisle Charlie or Billy? Charlie Jacob or Sam? Sam. Sam or Quil? Quil Quil or Embry? Quil, by heaps. Who's the better villain: James or Victoria? I dunno... it would have been cool if James like wrote on the mirrors in blood or something... both of them were pretty stupid. Tie. Werewolves or Vampires? VAMPIRES!! Movie Stuff: How did you first find out about the movie? Fanficton profiles... Are you excited? I've seen it. What do you think of the casting so far? -shrug- The vampires' actors/actresses could never live up to it, but it's okay. Are you going to go see it? Seen it. Planning on going with anyone in particular? FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! IVE FREAKING SEEN IT! Do you think it will stay true to the book? NO!! BUT IT"S A GOOD MOVIE ANYWAY!! Breaking Dawn Speculation: Are you planning on buying this book as soon as it's out? DONE READING IT! Do you think Bella will be turned into a vampire finally? SHE DID! Do you think she and Edward will get married? THEY DID! Do you think Jacob might imprint in this book? HE DID! Who do you think Bella will end up with : Edward or Jacob? Do you think it will be a happy, sad, or shocking ending? HAPPY! Who do you think will be the villain(s) of the book this time? Volturi... How would you feel about a possible vampire / werewolf cross? I think... EWW! CREEPY! Will Charlie find out Edward is a vampire? He was kinda oblivious. Will the vampires and werewolves continue the truce they had in Eclipse Yeah, ish. If anyone, who do you think will die in this book? IRINA!! HAHAHA!! I mean, poor Irina. For a twist: what would you think if Edward was somehow turned human? Stephenie is on crack! Do you think Jacob will be over Bella by the end of the book? Mmm Hmm. What do you most want to happen in Breaking Dawn? Bella too be changed, and Rosalie to be happy and accept Bella. What's your dream ending? Bella is changed, probably without Renesmee. She sort of annoyed me, just because in the other books it's all Edward/Bella and now it's all Renesmee this, Renesmee that. I know that's how it works in real life, but it still irritated me. (A Few Last Things:) In which book did you like Bella's character best? Twilight. New Moon she was depressed, Eclipse she was kind of all 'I'll sacrifice my life for this, even though I don't need too!' Breaking Daw she was all 'I love the baby that's killing me!' How about Edward's? Twilight. Jacob's? Twilight, he stood up for the Cullens... sort of. Alice's? Eclipse. If it were possible...who would you most want to meet in person? ALL OF THEM!! MP3 SHUFFLE (Put your iPod or whatever on shuffle and answer the questions!) 1. How does the world see me? Given Up - Linkin Park (Oh, how nice) 2. Will I have a happy life? Going Under - Evanescence (Oh, lovely) 3. What do people really think of me? Greased Lightening - John Travolta (Er...) 4. Do people secretly lust after me? Pencils In The Wind- Flight of the Conchords (Hmm...) 5. How can I make others happy? Relax (Take It Easy) -Mika (Well, okay then.) 6. How can I make myself happy? A Rose For The Dead- Theatre of Tragedy (Uh? What?) 7. What should I do with my life? Beyond the Sea- Bobby Darin (Er.. okay.) 8. Will I ever have children? Nobody's Child - Travelling Wilburys (I don't get it, no children, or do I adopt?) 9. What is some good advice for me? Flesh For Fantasy- Billy Idol (Who put him on my Ipod? Who??) 10. What do I think my current theme song is? Super Trooper- Abba (Ah, okay.) 11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Wise Up Janet Wise- Rocky Horror Picture Show (I love that movie, but um...) 12. What song will play at my funeral? Knife called Lust- Hollywood Undead (I don't get it) 13. What type of men do you like? Howl!-Tarrot (Er... what?) 14. What is my wedding day going to be like? Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee- Grease (Um, huh?) 15. Why am I here? There's a Light-Rocky Horror Picture Show (Okay...) 16. What will people remember me for? White Wedding- Billy Idol (Er...) 17. What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow? Ich Liebe Dich -Tokio Hotel (I haven't even heard that yet) 18. Are there people outside waiting to take me away? Honey Honey (Is that a yes?) 19. What will this year be all about? Albi The Racist Dragon-Flight of the Conchords (I don't understand!) 20 - If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream: Toucha Tocha Touch Me- Rocky Horror Picture Show. (Um...) 21 - The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say: Don't Stop Me Now- Queen (Well, okay) 22 - Your message to the world: I Want It All-Queen (No comment) 23 - Your deepest secret: Center Of The Universe-Kamelot (-shrugs-) 24 - Your innermost desire: End Of All Hope-Nightwish (Uh, no) 25 - Your oldest memory makes you think: Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy-Queen (No! Not True!) 26 - Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include: Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy -Big & Rich 27 - When you wake up in the morning, you mutter: Wishmaster-Nightwish (Uh, uh.) 28 - Right now, your feelings are: Wings of Despair-Kamelot (NO!) 29 - The day you fall in love will be the day that: There Are Worse Things I Could Do-Grease (Well, Fine.) 30- You’d describe you best friend as: Damn It, Janet- Rocky Horror Picture Show (I don't quite get this one) 31- You'd describe yourself as: I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred (Er, um, no comment.) 32- Your friends describe you as: Mamma Mia- Abba (What's that supposed to mean?) 33- In an elevator you are most likely to: Hot 'N Cold -Katy Perry (Um...) 34- Your philosophy in life is: Fake It-Seether (Oh, Yes! Totally) 35 - Your farewell message to the readers of this: Phantom of The Opera - Andrew Lloyd Webber (-shrugs- dont get it myself, but BYE!!) 1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 1.What would you say about your boyfriend? 2.What is the first thing you say in the morning? 3. Your teacher is ... 4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard? 5. If you ever got a tattoo what would it say? 6. How would you describe your next door neighbors? Thanks for the Memories- Fall Out Boy (Er...) 7. What would your Best Friend say about you? 8. How do you feel right now? 9. What's on your bedside table right now? 10. What did you do when you woke up this morning? 11. When you open your wardobe you see... 12. What did you say after you last attended a concert? 13. If you had to write a fanfic write now, what would it be called? 14. A song you would sing at your school's talent show? I'm too sexy -Right Said Fred (No Comment) 15. Your life's theme song? 16. How would you describe what you are doing this moment? 17. If you had to go and jump of a building, what would your last words be? 18.Your motto is.. 19. If you could by anything in this world you'd buy... 20. What did you dream about tonight? On a Myer hairdryer: On a bag of On a bar of Palmolive soap: On some frozen dinners: On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a K-Mart iron: On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: On Nytol Sleep Aid: On most brands of Christmas lights: On a Japanese food processor: On packet of Nobbys' On an American Airlines packet of nuts: I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for On a Swedish chainsaw: On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.) This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. Quotes: TGWF: Thank God We're Female Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water! There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. Ever wondered if illiterate people get the full effects of alphabet soup? I sweep a room with a glance. Chaos theory is a new theory created by scientists panicked at the thought that the public are beginning to understand the old ones. I would be unstoppable... if I could just get started. My family tree is full of nuts. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. What is another word for "thesaurus"? We take our kids everywhere, but they just keep finding their way back. I have that effect on most people. A new survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75 percent of the population. A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do. And a woman's gotta do what he can't! You'll always be my best friend - you know too much! Housework won't kill you, but why take the chance. Dull women have immaculate houses. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day, and tomorrow doesn't look good either. Seen it all. Done it all. Can't remember most of it. It never rains, it pours. A clean house is a sign of a wasted house. If at first you don't succeed, erase any evidence that you ever tried! Organized people are just too lazy to look for things. If I killed everyone that was stupid I wouldn't have time to sleep. I would cut off your head, beard and all, if it stood just a little higher from the ground. Life is pain. Anyone who says differently is selling something. Is this a kissing book? Every time I try to make ends meet, someone moves the ends. Chocolate is proof that god wants us to be happy. Quotes from my life: (At school, in science lab) R: OMG, Eew! Someone put a tampon under my chair! Male teacher: Moving on, open your folders- F: (picking up tampon) WTH? Who draws faces on tampons... with pink highlighter? R: Yellow, yes, pink, no. Teacher: Open your folders to the water cycle, please. Now, who can tell me five basic things you can use water for? F: Washing cars, taking showers, washing dishes, drinking and, um, flushing tampons down the loo!' MATHS CLASS Me: ...and then you can marry shamish! (S-Hamish, or shame-ish. Imaginary mentally slow character.) H: WTH? No way, 'M' can marry shamish! Me: Yeah! M: no, I divorced him at yesterdays maths lesson. No way I'm forgiving him that quick. Me: Aww, 'M'. It can'tbe my turn to date him again. That was last week. Maths Teacher: So, therefor, the prime factors of eight-two are- H: No!! Not SHAMISH!! Maths Teacher:... SCHOOL CORRIDOR Some eighteen year old I don't know: Hey, Mum! Give me my magazine. Her mother: In a sec, dear. You know that movie you went to see yesterday, twilight? SEYOIDNTNO: Yeah... what about twilight? Her mother: So all these 'hot' guys were in it? SEYOIDNTNO: Yeah, you thought I went for the plot, didn't you? FORM TIME One of my classmates: And then I shall mesmerize my homework. MATHS CLASS (AGAIN): H: OMG!! Your twink pen looks pregnant! Me: It's not pregnant! It's a twink pen for crying out loud! Not pergnant! M: It so is. When's the baby due? H: Tommorow maths lesson? M: No, no. Too soon. Me: Fine, I'll tell you if you shut up. It's due Valentines day. Pause M: Like, Saturday, right? Me: No, there is no baby! H: Yes, now is the father Shamish? Or my pen? Me: For the last freaking time: MY TWINK PEN IS NOT PREGNANT!! ENITRE CLASS (turns to face me): ... ~Survey~ Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? "Goodnight. Now go away." To my mother. Where are you? Look up, now look back. What did you see? The ceiling What's the last thing you ate? Uh, dinner? Like pizza, or crackers, or something. What's your personality like? That's for me to know, and you not to find out Who do you have a crush on? boys SUCK What was the last thing you thought? You have a million dollars. What do you do? That doesn't go very far any more. I'd give some to my family... keep like 400 000. What are you eating/drinking RIGHT NOW? What are you thinking RIGHT NOW? Your One and Only Wish Do it one by one, don't look ahead! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday. A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love. Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!! 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, 2) STAND silent and motionless in the 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look 12) TRY to make personal calls on the 13) DRAW a little square on the floor 14) WHEN there's only one other person 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they 16) ASK if you can push the button for 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. Thanx to 2 nerds named Jessi and Kayla The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... This is something random I wrote, doesn't really count as a story so i put it here. Sally looked down at the child and sighed. He was only two years old and already he was prone to getting in trouble. She picked him up and apologised to the teenagers whose sandcastle he had jumped on. They just laughed as she carried him back to the beach house. Sally sat mulling over the day. What had he done already? Fall down a pit in the sand Check Ruined another group of kids sand caste Check Gone chasing after something in the water Check Stolen an ice cream Check Thrown the fisherman’s catch back, just before it died Check Children were so much trouble. Why did she have one? When he had chased after something in the water he stayed under quite a while. He had convinced two poor people he had drowned. He hadn’t, he had just been able to stay under longer. Hold his breath. She joked to herself, won’t be long now and he’ll be able breathe underwater, and come out dry! She shook her head, with his parentage that could be true. A god! How could you have a god for your father? How could you fall for a god? Stupid things. Then her eyes went misty. Why couldn’t she stay angry? A little cry came from the cot. She stood up and went to fetch his cup. Kids! Watching him drink, Sally said too herself. When he is older. When he is eight I’ll take him to this camp. But even then, in her heart, she knew she wouldn’t. She couldn’t. Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be stopped, put this poem on your profile. Try not to Cry Mommy ... Johnny brought a gun to school, Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try, Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could, But Mommy, I must go now, the time is getting late, In memory of the Columbine and Virginia Tech Students who were lost My name is Tiffany I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren’t home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is tiffany I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me And you can help Sickens me top the soul, And if you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do Is pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE On with it! Do those poems make you sad? They sure make me sad. ALL THAT COPY AND PASTE CRAP THAT WE ALL KNOW MAKES A TERRIBLE PROFILE BUT COPY AND PASTE ANYWAY is now over. (Some of it isn't crap though. Child abuse, drink driving and murder are all big problems. My fanfics are kinda weird. Like I said in the summary of 'When Paul met Percy Revised' it was originally only for me to read, and I was just fiddling around with the setting when I uploaded it, so it hasn't changed. Therefore it may be a little confusing if you read it. Tell me a bit you find particularly confusing and I'll re-write it, or explain it. I'm thinking about re-editing it third time. Um, some of the 'favorite stories' are really weird. Some you can't get past the first chapter, mainly because of a major cringe factor... still they are funny. Taleitha is my sister, she mainly writes in the Harry Potter fandom, but her stories are quite good. WORD OF WARNING: When Paul met Percy (Revised) was written by me when I was the grand old age of nine. It is a little hard to read, and extremely pointless. | |||||||
1. There's a Light » reviewsOverdone fic, I know. Esme and Carlisle adopt one/several kid/s . I just loved the plot, and had to do my own. Hopefully an original spin. Includes all main characters, Bella eventually, and all human. Full summary inside. Warning: T for a reason. NOT M!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,170 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 10-17-09 - Published: 8-16-09 - Alice & Emmett2. Marry Your Daughter? What? reviewsIn which Percy lets slip that he has a rather rich and important father and Mr Dare realizes that Percy and his daughter are much the same age... Not Perachel, definitely PERCABETH, though not mentioned much. Not M. Oneshot.Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 10-8-09 - Percy J. & Rachel D. - Complete3. The Hexannual Cullen Games! » reviewsA bit random but a good story. Cullen Family Tradition... therefore it involves cars, jets, submarines,Volterra, hostages, police, and a worldwide chase. Just, you know, your typical week with the cullens. Lots of craziness. T, but could be K plusTwilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,245 - Reviews: 150 - Updated: 7-21-09 - Published: 1-14-09 - Bella4. Misinterpretations reviewsWhen Charlie notices that Edward is not at dinner, Bella tells him that he at the hospital, in emergency surgery. WHat she fail to mention is that he's performing the surgery, and not the one about to die. This leads to a series of misunderstandings. T.Twilight - Rated: T - English - General/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-4-09 - Bella & Charlie - Complete5. When Paul Met Percy Revised » reviewsWhen Paul met Percy, they convinced Sally to take them sailing. What happens? Revised for editing purposes, so it is now readable. Those who have read it before: the biggest change is a couple of hundred more words to make the third paragraph even crazierPercy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-12-09 - Complete6. Oops! Expelled again reviewsEver wondered more about how Percy got expelled from all those schools? This is about his fifth grade experience. OneShot.Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-16-08 - Complete7. What was that? Answering your questions! » reviewsHi I'm A-r-a-s-t-e-i-a, well, just call me Addie! I'm here in charge of this Questions and Answers show, and before we get underway I kinda need to have some questions, tell me some quick for tonights captures, I mean guests. Or get yours in for next timePercy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 6-27-08 - Published: 5-26-08
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