My name is Danielle, I'm 11 years old, I love to write and read fanfictions and listen to music. My favorite band is Evanescence and I couldn't tell you how many favorites songs that I have there are just too many.
ok I changed my image again, but i just LOVE this pic. It's my own personal version of THE Edward Cullen. I was searching through the fansites on Stephenie's website and i found this pic, i fell in love with it as soon as I got a better look at it. I had it as my screensaver for a while but then I found the cover for BD and had to put it on, so now that BD is FINALLY out i swiched my pic on fanfic, so look at the pic, pm me to tell me wat u think of it!
These are the sneakers that Chrissy, Bella, and Alice wore before they went to pick Carter up at the airport.
Here's the link to the shoes- http://www.shopecko.com/family/index.jsp?categoryId=3123008&cp=2441354
These are the names that tell you which one to look at!!
Alice's sneakers-Ecko Unltd Pratique-Knox Sneaker
Bella's sneakers-Ecko Unltd Phranz-Dragon Sneaker
Chrissy's sneakers-Ecko Unltd Pratique-Knox Sneaker
These songs are from Broken, these are the ones that already have lyrics, so they are first. I will post the ones that don't have lyrics after I get all of these down and then I will go from there. The artists on these will be people from the story or songs that have been played. I will not put the real artist's name on here unless it was just being played in the story and no one from 'The Lion and The Lamb' sang it. They real artist will be on the link.
1:When your broken-Bella
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlwMQBzfmc4&feature=related
2:Every time we touch-Bella (This is the slow version of the song, there will be no fast version in the story)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81m1uehEGWw
3:Could this be love that I feel-Bella
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gILo6gh-kw&feature=related
4:Memories-Bella
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhzJO34SCoc
5:It's your love-Edward (Bella sings backup at concerts but since she didn't know that Edward would sing she doesn't sing backup the first time)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72mvz4CtGdM
6:When I think about Angels-Bella
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22U9wjsd5vc
7:You and me-Edward
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPsQWT7d0iM
8:Can't stop the rain
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVob4LtkCB8
9:Hanging by a moment-Edward
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFzUB_tX-Io
10:I'll be-Edward
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0hvOdYVTG0
11:Hero/Heroine-Edward
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWXQFDH_uvI&feature=user
12:Fall into me-Edward
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7Nj3oYHmGE
13:No air-Bella and Edward
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Icv6DgZ-9O4
14:Broken-Edward and Bella
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoUOrLe4vlY
15:We danced-Brad Paisley (Edward and Bella dance to this song at the end of their little concert in front of the whole town)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxYPndV5NAk
16:Bella's lullaby-Edward (I like this version the most out of all of the versions I have heard of Bella's lullaby)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkSwtIdOBbM&eurl=http://www.freewebs.com/edward-and-isabella/edwardslullaby.htm
17:I'll walk-Edward and Bella (This song really isn't a duet but when I got to the part where I put it in I thought that it would make a good duet because there is a girl mentioned that speaks in the song, so I decided to make it a duet for Edward and Bella)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVMKZ2Py4WQ
18:Fall-Edward
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cytTA8rbVYE
19:Sweet Sacrifice-Bella (Emmett, Edward, and Jasper sing in creepy whispered voices during this song as backup when it gets to the part where it sounds like whispers in the background. Alice and Rose will sing backup any other time in this song and in any other songs that Bella sings)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDz0ap4GS8Y&feature=related
20:When you say nothing at all-Bella
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjsjZWlRVvo
21:Stay with me-Bella (I know a guy sings this song for real but it was in Bella's point of veiw of when Edward left so I decided to have her sing it in this story :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUiNewFiBas&feature=related
22:Goodmorning beautiful-Edward
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VSFDWyJS7A
23:She's a butterfly-Bella (Alice and Rose sing the 'God bless the butterfly' part with Bella. This song was a tribute to Bella's grandmother that passed away. It was also a tribute to my grandmother that also passed away because when I heard this song I thought of her. This song is also for everyone who's grandmother, mother, aunt, sister, friend, or a girl friend that has passed away, any one that has had anyone pass away and they were a girl this song is for you:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvpBX7JTHfE&feature=related
24:I swear-Edward (Edward sings this right before he proposes to Bella on stage)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgXWXP-Ooz8
25:Stealing Cinderella-Edward (Edward sings this right after Bella says yes on stage)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtOy8R01fTA
26: How far-Bella (This song was in Broken, and it was mentioned, but I didn't put the lyrics in it. I will put the lyrics in it in Mended)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YlV-NEsYkA
These next songs are from Mended:
27:Stronger Woman-Bella
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EPyWfrqwXc
28:That song in my head-Bella
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fh4L7qvUiEM
This song has not yet been mentioned in Broken or Mended but it will be mentioned asap.
29:You can let go-Bella
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=532jxGDRjGY
Okay theses songs are the ones that were mentioned in Mended and will be for the wedding in Mended. Not all of the lyrics will be put in the story, only the ones that haven't had lyrics will be put in the story for you guys lol.
A thousand miles-Carter (this song is the one that Edward and Bella dance to the first time AKA the first dance. This version is by my personal favorite artist: David Archuleta!! he's so cute!! hehe)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFAAzxAlhHc&feature=related
I'll be-Jasper (Jasper sings this at the wedding, I know it was sung by Edward in the concert but when he and Bella are dancing how will he sing it?)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0hvOdYVTG0When you say nothing at all-Chrissy (Chrissy sings this during the wedding)
When you say nothing at all-Crissy sings this durign the wedding reseption.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjsjZWlRVvo
Butterfly kisses-Carter (Carter sings this song for the father/daughter dance)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh8o8LZQbC4
Okay that's it, that's the music that'll be in Mended and the ones that were already there, the ones that were mentioned in Broken but did not get lyrics in the story but will in Mended, hope you enjoy them and the stories if you haven't read them and if you haven't they are Broken and the sequal to Broken, Mended. Hope you enjoyed all the stories, and I will update them asap but I'm readig BD right now so that could take a while. I'll do my best to update quickly.
Oh and before I go, I want to let you listen to a song I got from a fansite called 'Edward's Meadow' the website is http://www.edwardsmeadow.com if you want to go and check it out. GO CHECK IT OUT!! it's awsome. Well, any who heres the song, it's called 'Esme's favorite' and I'll probably put more of the songs off of that site on here just so you know.
But before I let you listen to Esme's favorite I want to let you listen to a song that will be on the list that fallows but still, it's the title for one of my stories and it's the song that inspired me on how I wanted to write it, the plot of the story. So whenever i'm writing a new chappy for that story I'll listen to this song over and over and over until it gets really old but it hasn't yet hehe lol here it is
Keep Holding On-Avril Lavigne
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwnADEHopIY
Esme's favorite-Edward
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSMntbhZjKA
Bella's lullaby-Edward (Yes I have already put this one on here but I have to put it on here. I love it!!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkSwtIdOBbM&eurl=http://www.freewebs.com/edward-and-isabella/edwardslullaby.htm
Lullaby-Dixie Chicks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFOac8zybPE
The way you love me-Faith Hill
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcPEc4Kxc8g
Twisted-Carrie Underwood
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q451aWUm-wU
Pieces of me-Ashlee Simpson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dektS2kr_nE&feature=related
Look me in the eyes-Jonas Brothers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNnEKQkeQ5k&feature=related
Imaginary-Evanescence
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByK2HLGT4TA&feature=related
Haunted-Evanescenc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mauH_uQZRY
Bring me to life-Evanescence
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dIf2SFLwdw
Clair de Lune-Dubussy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqkKnWU3XEY
Good morning beautiful-Steave Holy (It's in the story I know isn't that awsome?)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VSFDWyJS7A&feature=related
Forever and For Always-Shania Twain
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om4s71i0J5Q
Everybody's fool-Evanescence
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u55fpsbzAfk
You-Evanescence (I love this song soooo much and I know all the lyrics by heart so if you want I could send them to you or just post them on here but I won't do that hehe ok back to busniss hehe pm me if you want the lyrics to any of these songs you don't have too but I would apreciate it hehe)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeHndLg0slw
Your star-Evanescenc (This song isn't for Twilight but for The Host AWSOME!! lol kk now back to the other books hehe)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5sJozPBUB8
Going under-Evanescenc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZjf9C6atT4&feature=related
How do I live-Leann Rimes (It says a diff person on the site but I like this and it takes you to a diff vid but again I like this one more hehe. It'll be in my story That's sooo cool lol)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-ObAllbT5c&feature=related
I told you so-Carrie Underwood
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PDLUGTK4sU
Memories-Within Temptation (Again in my story SO AWSOME)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SFvjv7Z6H4
Lacrymosa-Evanescenc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujvhQLxDoqQ
Missing-Evanescence
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPNWPzbuits
No air-Jordan Sparks featuring Chris Brown (how many songs on this website are gonna be in MY story?)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cbGUOjzjvk
My immortal-Evanescenc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-A-4NQfFRs&feature=related
October-Evanescenc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2Cl2B5TZoA
Tourniquet-Evanescenc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErSO3f6yMag&feature=related
What hurts the most-Rascal Flatts and Cascada
Rascal Flatts- http://new.music.yahoo.com/videos/--29602233 (put this video in full screen, it's easier to see that way :)
Cascada- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCgE1lEQQzA (How many of you watch Gilmore Girls? ;)
When your gone-Avril Lavigne
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzojDekIshU&feature=related
Whisper-Evanescence
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oS6T0I1SIA8&feature=related
Call me when your sober-Evanescence
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izYIO9VtjUs
Hello-Evanescenc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih61MJ72v1Y&feature=related
Keep Holding On-Avril Lavigne (I know it's one of the titles for my story. hehe that's the song that I named it after if you haven't guessed, I heard the song and fell in love with it, and at the same time was starting to write 'Keep Holding On' and I got a though 'I think this would be a great title for the story' So that's why 'Keep Holding On' the fanfic has that title hehe)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwnADEHopIY
Litium-Evanescenc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4aiH0AiXBE
The Last Song I'm wasting On you-Evanescenc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YkU8CKt3rU&feature=related
Okay guys I know this isn't all of the songs on the lists on the website but I don't know all of them and I only put songs on here that I either know or have heard and I don't know if I can type that much hehe. If you want to listen to the other songs go to: http://www.edwardsmeadow.com enjoy!!
This song is just one that I saw when I was looking for the videos to put with the songs from the site hope you like them, if there are more than one cuz i'm sure there are hehe
Apoligize-Timbaland
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UixSv1ENfjg&feature=related
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BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
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Follow me
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When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you
Grab her and dont let go
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Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
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Give her your attention
When she pulls away
Pull her back
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Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
Protect her
When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you
SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND!
When she grabs at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you;
bump into her back and make her laugh
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keep it safe and untold
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Why are the Force and ducktape the same? both have a light and a dark side and hold the universe together.
Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep until noon
Don't call me emo or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I'l die and it will all be YOUR FAULT.
Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.
I don't suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute of it.
Don't frown, even when you're sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.
You have to have darkness for a dawn to come.
Last night i looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason i love you. I was doing fine until I ran out of stars.
To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.
Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.
Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed and permanently set.
The town was so dull that when the tide went out it refused to come back in.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
A smile is the shortest distance between two people
Tell the truth and run.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
Education is important. School however, is another matter.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as the go by.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic ... maybe we should have amateurs build everything.
Music is love in search of word.
Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.
Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed and permanently set.
The town was so dull that when the tide went out it refused to come back in.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
A smile is the shortest distance between two people
Tell the truth and run.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
Education is important. School however, is another matter.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as the go by.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic ... maybe we should have amateurs build everything.
Music is love in search of word.
It's a fusion of Jazz and funk - is it called 'Junk'?
If the sky is the limit, then what is space? Over the limit?
Are children who act in 'R' rated moves allowed to see them?
Why is it when an adult with the mind of a child is locked up and put in a asylum, while children are allowed to run in the streets?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Who was the first person to look at a cow ans say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out." ?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt."?
Isn't Disneyland just a people trap operated by a mouse?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?'
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
Why is chocolate considered a vegetable if chocolate comes from the cocoa bean and all beans are vegetables?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are crazy?
Why is it when some products you have to turn upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn down?
Why do people say ,"you can't have your cake and eat it too" when no one would have a cake if they can't eat it?
When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade.
Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship.
Imitation is the most annoying form of flattery.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Always forgive our enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.
Don't mess with me I've got a stick.
He said, "I love you" , I laughed and said, "Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit."
I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet.
Of course I'm talking to myself. who else can i trust?
Let me know if anything i say offends you - I might want to offend you later.
One way to figure out how things work: push all the buttons!
When i say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!
I smile because i have no idea what's going on.
Life was so simple when boys had cooties.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.
Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I ran with scissors and lived!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
Stupid shiny Volvo owner. (Twilight! Woot Woot!)
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.
Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?
Come join the dark side. (We have Edward Cullen)
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
Don’t mess with me I've got a stick
If you are on fanfiction.net for some other reason than writing pure romance fics or totally rearranging the original story because some slash romance story didn't happen, copy this and paste it onto your profile.
My favorite word is sarcasm.
It's a matter of life after death-now that he's dead, I have a life
Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have
There are 3 reasons to go through the day: Coffee in the morning, friends in the afternoon, and a good book for the rest of the day.
Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips.
Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
Somebody needs a Happy Meal.
Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.
I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me
Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.
I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again
Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way
My heart is not a playground
I find "good morning" a contradiction of terms
Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.
I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
P.S I never changed, I just got tired of pretending I was happy.
Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.
If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.
If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.
Twilight: because we all secretly own two copies.
Love can come in many different colours.
Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?
We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really good at one thing, staying strong.
It wasn't a dark and stormy night. It should have been, but that's weather for you. For every mad scientist who's had a convenient thunderstorm just on the night his Great Work is finished and lying on the slab, there have been dozens who've sat around aimlessly under peaceful stars while Igor clocks up the overtime."
What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy.
Guns don't kill people. I do.
If you can't see he bright side of life, polish the dull side.
If you are wasting your time reading weird, witty, funny things off of someone's crazy profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile
"I'm bringing sexy back..." copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
If you ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever started laughing evily to yourself, loudly, when no one else was in the room, and there was nothing evil you thought and/or did to start laughing evily to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever read past two in the morning, C&P
If you are called 'weird' at least five times a day, post this into your profile
huh. It figures, all the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip and slide.
I agree with the dictionary; girls before boys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're realy going at one thing, staying strong.
If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste.
If you support the 'Make Edward change Bella into a vampire' club, C&P
I find "good morning" contradictory
My heart? Yeah. Not a playground.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30, and I'm still 29, who'll be laughing then?
Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon
I think I could be madly in like with you
Let's flip a coin: heads, we'll be together; tails, we'll flip again
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back
opps! I appear to have fallen on your lips!
Guys should be like lattes: rich, strong, and hot! (me: hell yeah!)
Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up.
Friends will always be like "well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call him whispering "seven days..."
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. (me: Just hope that you have something to change it to)
Some day we'll look back on this, and plow into a parked car.
A friend helps you when you fall; a best friend says "Walk much, dumbass?"
A friend gives you their umbrella when it rains; a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, BEEP, RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected; a best friend walks up (me: in public) to him and says "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A friend will bail you out of jail; a best friend will be in the room next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!
A good friend helps you when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again.
1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.
We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass.
It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
IF EDWARD AND BELLA DON'T STAY TOGETHER I'M GONNA STAB SOMEONE! repost this if you agree.
If you are a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is plotting world domination,copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste into your pro
If you've ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have a really long profile, C&P this to make it even longer. (hehehe)
If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, C&P
If you are one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste
If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that when you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...C&P
Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree C&P!!
If you have your own little world, C&P
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of all the characters in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you wirte Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of actually doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binder with doodles/love notes/ confessions of love/ any other Twilight realted thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you are at just by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out all the Twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you have a folder in your backpack full of pictures (drawn and computer generated) for the Twilight series, and have all the playlist songs on your iPod. Crazy is when you walk into a store, walk around in duckie robes that are sold there, and take pictures of you and your friends doing crazy things (wearing cat beds on you head or kissing garden statues of frogs) until closing time. NONONO CRAzY is when, you and your cousins see a guy of a Four-wheeler and chase him away form the yard your in. No WAY crazy is when you laugh evily to yourself, no one else is in the room, and there is nothing evil you have done and/or thought of to make you laugh evily to yourself/ If you're crazy, copy this into your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
If you've reread Twilight over 10 times...C&P this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, C&P this into your pro.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch told them it's not cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
Most people would be offeneded if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"
If whenever you see or hear the name Edward, you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, C&P this into your pro.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight it is NOT even funny anymore, C&P
If you ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, C&P
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, C&P
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfiction, copy this into your pro
If people think you are mentally insane...copy this into your profile
If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your pro
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have an odd sort of love/hate realationship with your computer, C&P
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P!
If you have a friend that thinks Twilight it stupid and refuses to read it, C&P
If you've ever walked into a doorway you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile
My best friend is insane, if you agree or have an insane friend, copy and paste this on your pro.
If you think the kids should just stop chasing Lucky and leave the freakin' leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, then copy this to your profile
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste!
If you have a problem with councelors, copy and paste!!
If you hear the voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste.
If you think everyone's out of their minds (including yourself...but that's a given), copy and paste this to your profile
93 percent of teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the seven percent that would ask "what was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Ivander Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, down.with.jacob, bibliocrazed, Shikiangel CerEbow, Edward's Heroine
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this into your profile,
LES is Love Edward Syndrome
AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen's Including Bella Disorder
AV is Addicted to Vampires
WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder
If you think TV golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are totally in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward Cullen, put this into your profile.
If you truly believe there is your own personal Edward Cullen out there for you, put this into your profile. (His name doesn't have to be Edward Cullen, but it would be nice if it was...and that he is a vampire).
If you think that losers that hate/don't get Twilight are stupid and have no brain whatsoever, put this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you swear you'll throw yourself off the nearest building if they cast a bad Edward and/or Edward for the Twilight Movie or mess it up beyond possible reasoning, copy and paste this into your profile.
If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people start starin at you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele
I'm bored... If you're bored then paste this in your profil and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile.
If you read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that you now have a built in Volvo radar, copy this into your
If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.
If you are counting the days until Breaking Dawn comes out copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you copy and paste stuff onto your profile just because your bored, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's strange. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
The road to success is always under construction.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement
Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.
Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet
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