"Hold the news reader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers."- Stephen Fry

Stories:
Blood & Cravings: We'll see how far I manage to get in this. I'll try to finish, but I'm really not interested in the story anymore.

Stuff About Me:
-Adolescent (as you can probably tell from my writing. I don't mind. Embrace your inner teenager.)
-Tall (I think about 5 foot nine)
-Redhead (and very proud), green eyes
-Rather fond of books, as I'm sure everyone else on this site is

Favorite Books/Writers:
- Jane Austen
- Huge Harry Potter fan (greatest books EVER.)
- P.G. Wodehouse (that man was a genius)
- Douglas Adams (as was he)
- Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit
- Stephen Fry
- Robert M. Pirsig
- G.K.Chesterton
- Myths of all kinds and origins
- When it comes to the vampire popularity movement, I'd like to say my infatuation comes mainly from the show "True Blood" and the Sookie Stackhouse series. I have read the Twilight series, but all the screaming, obsessive fangirls are turning me off from the books, as I've never quite understood the obsession. It's not that I don't like them- I was just never obsessed. I'll leave it at that. Just take note Twilighters: Do not hate me and murder me in my sleep: I DO NOT HATE TWILIGHT. Moving on.
- I love suggestions!

Favorite Shows:
- A Bit of Fry and Laurie
- Flight of the Conchords
- True Blood
- 30 Rock

Favorite Colors:
- Green. The color of pretty grass and trees and such.
- Yellow. The happiest color.

I think I've exhausted my list of favorites. Please feel free to message me if you have any comments, questions, or if you're just feeling lonely.