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Author has written 48 stories for Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, House, M.D., Jaws, Good Omens, Misc. Books, Tom Stoppard, and Metalocalypse. Oh dang, maybe I should update this profile slightly now that I've picked up some new fandoms. Hmm. (I've also picked up the habit of saying "dang" a lot. Not sure why.) My first fling with fanfiction was House M.D., specifically House/Wilson. They are secretly in a relationship and just need to realize it already. (And/or House needs to stop merely making gay jokes and kiss Wilson for the camera already.) My first serious relationship with fanfiction was The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, specifically Ford/Arthur. The Infinite Improbability Drive means that anything can happen and it will still be canon, which is just too priceless to let pass unexplored. And besides, Ford had to have a lot of (at least some sort of) investment in his relationship with Arthur to actually take the time to save someone other than himself, and cutting it so close too. For the record, I love Fenchurch to death and I want one for my very own -- but she is, unfortunately, not a permanent character because a perfectly content Arthur Dent just isn't as interesting. Because I believe in free love (and, incidentally, Lord Byron/Percy Shelley), I then struck up another, on and off relationship with Jaws. Brody/Hooper, because they were just so dang happy to meet each other and you know there wasn't much room for personal space aboard the Orca, but I seem to find it easier to write gen for this one. Next I struck up another serious relationship, with Good Omens -- mostly Crowley/Aziraphale, but I'm beginning to dabble in Famine/Pollution as well. There are many reasons for this. For the first reason, a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide comes to mind. For the second, I'm pretending to study early Christian art -- illuminated Gospel manuscripts, just the sort of thing Aziraphale would love -- even though I'm a terrible, terrible history student. For the third, they've both been on Earth for thousands of years, witnessing the change of centuries coming and going, and once you're around that long you learn to appreciate anything remotely permanent. For the fourth, do I really need to make the obvious "in the biblical sense" joke? There are a few other flirtations in there as well, because apparently I am kind of a ho for new fandoms. Sherman Alexie's The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian is one, though I haven't, and most likely won't, do a whole lot with that. And Metalocalypse. Words cannot adequately describe how much this entertains me. I can't quite settle on a favorite pairing. Toki/Skwisgaar is great, but so is Nathan/Toki. And Nathan/Charles. And Nathan/Pickles. And Pickles/Charles! And, oh god, when Murderface/Toki is written well that's amazing too, which I never thought I'd say without lying but ffffffff it can be so true sometimes. I have one chaptered (gen?!) story in progress, but... Mostly I've been drawing short (S/T or N/C) fancomics and posting them on my livejournal and dA. I love being motivated, I LOVE BEING MOTIVATED! I am a twenty-one year old college student, studying (more or less) creative writing. But I'm not all that interesting. Occasionally I grab the opportunity to write fanfiction for writing class by the face and make out with it -- which is why Alexie fanfic happened, incidentally. I also have an account on fictionpress. Thought I'd give it a mention since I've been asked on occasion if I write any original fic at all. I am murderofonerose there as well. And basically everywhere. "I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they go by." ~ Douglas Adams "The impossible often has a kind of integrity which the merely improbable lacks." ~ Douglas Adams "Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws." ~ Douglas Adams "Why does it all have to be so cut and dried? Black and white, straight or gay, boys or girls? Why aren't we just allowed to fall in love with whomever comes along that we happen to fall in love with and not care what gender they are?" ~Utter Rubbish "I don't care if you can walk, see, wipe your own ass, it's always ugly, always. You can live with dignity... but you can't die with it." ~ House, pilot episode "And maybe you're thinking, 'Well, you really shouldn't be talking about masturbation in public.' "My grandmother had no use for all the gay bashing and homophobia in the world, especially among other Indians. 'Jeez,' she said. 'Who cares if a man wants to marry another man? All I want to know is who's going to pick up all the dirty socks?'" ~ The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian, Sherman Alexie "... where there was nature and earth, life and water, I saw a desert landscape that was unending, resembling some sort of crater, so devoid of reason and light and spirit that the mind could not grasp it on any sort of conscious level; and if you came close the mind would reel backward, unable to take it in. It was a vision so clear and real and vital to me that in its purity it was almost abstract. This was what I could understand, this was how I lived my life, what I constructed my movement around, how I dealt with the intangible. This was the geography around which my reality revolved: it did not occur to me, ever, that people where good or that a man was capable of change or that the world could be a better place through one's taking pleasure in a feeling or a look or a gesture, of receiving another person's love or kindness. Nothing was affirmative, the term 'generosity of spirit' applied to nothing, was a cliche, was some kind of bad joke. Sex is mathematics. Individuality is no longer an issue. What does intelligence signify? Define reason. Desire -- meaningless. Intellect is not a cure. Justice is dead. Fear, recrimination, innocence, sympathy, guilt, waste, failure, grief, were things, emotions, that no one really felt anymore. Reflection is useless, the world is senseless. Evil is its only permanence. God is not alive. Love cannot be trusted. Surface, surface, surface was all that anyone found meaning in... this was civilization as I saw it, colossal and jagged..." ~ Patrick Bateman, American Pyscho (novel) | |||||||||
1. A Solid Gold Telephone » reviewsEventually they’ll figure out that there is such thing as too much, but they’re not going to admit that until they absolutely have to. S/T slash.Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,535 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-29-09 - Published: 9-29-09 - Skwisgaar S. & Toki W.2. Toki's Worst Fear reviewsEven Skwisgaar has noticed by now that terrible things happen to everyone Toki loves. Contains implied S/T slash.Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-20-09 - Skwisgaar S. - Complete3. Pigsty reviewsRosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead, the teenage years. Being of so young days brought up with him, they probably wouldn’t be surprised that Wittenberg needs better locks to keep Hamlet from wandering around at night.Tom Stoppard - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-16-09 - Complete4. PawnsPlaying chess to pass the time. Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead. Drabble.Tom Stoppard - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Published: 9-16-09 - Complete5. HickeyThe title should tell you plenty. Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead. Slash.Tom Stoppard - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Published: 9-16-09 - Complete6. Name That SnakeklokThe internet had assured Toki that a good trouser snake would earn him respect. So he got a pet snake what lives in his pants, and now it needs a name. PART OF A SERIES, please read the author notes first or confusion will ensue.Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Published: 9-14-09 - Complete7. OkaySometimes, when the band is away, Charles finds himself in the need of a Nathan substitute. Warning for... sleepy cuddling, I guess.Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Published: 9-14-09 - C. F. Ofdensen - Complete8. You Make Bathtime Oh So Fun reviewsRos & Guil Are Dead. Rosencrantz's best friend besides Guildenstern is a rubber duck.Tom Stoppard - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-20-09 - Complete9. The Endless Time of Always Coming Back reviewsRos & Guil Are Dead. Written for the prompt of, "You promised!"Tom Stoppard - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-20-09 - Complete10. This One Time, At Band Camp reviewsA drum and bugle corps has formed in Dethklok's honor, but the boys still have yet to decide if it's brutal enough to perform their songs. Ofdensen has arranged for a special rehearsal at Mordland -- so let the marching begin.Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-12-0911. Accident reviewsHooper had an accident...Jaws - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-26-09 - Complete12. Liquor Monkey reviewsIf you'll pardon the pun. Contains Ford/Arthur slash.Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-26-09 - Complete13. Take Me Home reviewsThe only things keeping the Bentley on the road were a string of increasingly desperate miracles and sheer force of will. Slight hurt/comfort.Good Omens - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-14-09 - Aziraphale & A. Crowley - Complete14. Bad Apples reviewsFamine and Pollution receive a housewarming present.Good Omens - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-14-09 - Famine & Pollution - Complete15. PIRATES! reviewsRosencrantz & Guildenstern are stuck in a barrel. Lightly slashy.Tom Stoppard - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-14-09 - Complete16. Lemon Curry reviewsStealing Wilson’s lunches was one thing. Coming home and stealing bites of his dinner was... well, technically another, but it was still the same basic idea.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-16-09 - G. House & J. Wilson17. Houses of Cards, Flat on the Table reviewsCrowley and Aziraphale are both somewhat at loose ends after the Apocaly-oops-nevermind. C/AGood Omens - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-13-09 - A. Crowley & Aziraphale18. Believe Them reviewsIn which Wilson watches a chick flick and House interrupts.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-7-09 - J. Wilson & G. House - Complete19. Gifts reviewsIn the end, surprisingly, no one made much of a fuss. C/AGood Omens - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-6-09 - A. Crowley & Aziraphale20. WhetherShort story based on Sherman Alexie's "The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian". No pairing.Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Published: 2-24-09 - Complete21. Even If reviewsThere's really only one thing that makes falling in love with an angel a terrible idea. Crowley/AziraphaleGood Omens - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-20-09 - A. Crowley & Aziraphale - Complete22. Big Bang reviewsHooper has decided, and not even Brody will be able to talk him out of it. Hooper/Brody PWP.Jaws - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-13-09 - Complete23. I'll Keep You » reviewsWith the shark gone, Hooper has no real reason to stay on the island. But he doesn't exactly want to leave, either. Brody/Hooper.Jaws - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,056 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-2-09 - Complete24. Sweet reviewsArthur Dent’s horoscope: "A friend will do something sweet for you soon. Get excited! It will knock your socks off. Things will turn out very differently than you thought they would, but it will be good for you in the long run."Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-29-09 - Complete25. Sometime Around Midnight reviewsThis is not based on the song of the same name. Much. But it IS Ford/Arthur pwp.Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-28-09 - Complete26. They Waited For the Shark reviewsThree guys on a boat. A brief deleted scene from aboard the Orca.Jaws - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-13-09 - Complete27. Zen & the Art » reviewsSet shortly after Arthur Dent's spectacular failure to order a green salad. This, of course, is impossible. Ford/Arthur, TV-verseHitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 42 - Words: 30,759 - Reviews: 93 - Updated: 1-6-09 - Published: 5-24-08 - Complete28. Disquiet reviewsThere are accidents in every relationship. Ford/ArthurHitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,002 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-27-08 - Complete29. Chisholm's Third » reviewsProposals, as understood by the proposer, will be judged otherwise by others. Ford/ArthurHitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,602 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 11-22-08 - Published: 11-10-08 - Complete30. First Time » reviewsA drabble arc of Ford/Arthur firsts. Slash, mostly fluff.Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-30-08 - Published: 10-26-08 - Complete31. Visitation reviewsThis is kind of ridiculous. Spoilers for episodes 1 and 2 of season 5.House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-28-08 - J. Wilson - Complete32. London Dairy Rum » reviewsArthur had just woken up, and without even opening his eyes he was already very disconcerted. Ford/ArthurHitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,824 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-12-08 - Published: 9-1-08 - Complete33. Won’t Make It Through the High Noon Sun reviewsLike what happened in a room on the Vogon constructor ship, only not. Unrequited Ford/Arthur.Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-19-08 - Complete34. Striped reviewsRated for suggestive mental typos and hands where they shouldn't be. This is very silly. Ford/Arthur.Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-18-08 - Complete35. See the World reviewsIt's just now some time well after four in the afternoon and Arthur Dent is already smashed, in two very distinct ways. Ford/ArthurHitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-1-08 - Complete36. Loud & Clear reviewsWilson feels the need to mark his territory. Chase wishes he wouldn’t. Spoilers for 3-15 Half-Wit. House/WilsonHouse, M.D. - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-23-08 - R. Chase & J. Wilson - Complete37. A Toast reviewsIncludes two cons, three different kinds of alcohol, Ford in a sink, and one very simple answer. Oh, and lots of fooling around. Ford/ArthurHitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,126 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-18-08 - Complete38. The Arthur Dent Guide to Seduction reviewsFord has stolen Arthur's dressing gown. Arthur retaliates.Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-1-08 - Complete39. Mr Sneakypants reviewsThis is silly.Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-30-08 - Complete40. Miserable Weather reviewsFord doesn't like being stuck on Earth. Ford/ArthurHitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-18-08 - Complete41. Midnight Show reviewsFord had finally invited Arthur to come and see a play. Ford/ArthurHitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-17-0842. Yellow » reviewsLooking at the stars. Ford/ArthurHitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-16-08 - Published: 5-15-08 - Complete43. Let It Be reviewsAnd in my hour of darkness he is standing right in front of me... Ford/ArthurHitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-14-08 - Complete44. Nowhere Man reviewsHe's a real nowhere man, sitting in his nowhere land... Nowhere Man, can you see me at all? Ford/ArthurHitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-14-08 - Complete45. The Hitchhiker's Guide to Titles reviewsThis is a silly title. But then they all are, so, really, why complain? This is the same kind of logic that drives the plot. Ford/ArthurHitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-12-0846. Not So Subtle reviewsIn which Ford does something uncalled for, Arthur stops the car very suddenly, and a New Year’s resolution is made. Set before the Earth was destroyed. Ford/ArthurHitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-12-08 - Complete47. Five Ways Wilson Could Have Reacted reviewsEverything House does is based on other peoples’ reactions. Why would that be any less true when he’s around Wilson? House/WilsonHouse, M.D. - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-8-08 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete
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